FabSwingers.com forum: Sympathy please

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I dont feel well, self inflicted I'll admit. But I need people to tell me everything will be ok.

I do fear this could be my last day on earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont feel well, self inflicted I'll admit. But I need people to tell me everything will be ok.

I do fear this could be my last day on earth"

See ya.

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By *attoodchapMan
over a year ago

Swansea

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I dont feel well, self inflicted I'll admit. But I need people to tell me everything will be ok.

I do fear this could be my last day on earth"

Everything will be OK.

Or enjoy your last day on earth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear cake man. If it helps, I feel the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself a slush puppy.

Tomorrow’s another day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake makes people happy so you can’t go. Get someone to eat you and all will be well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alcohol is bad mmmmkay

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Everything will be ok. I'll even play you a little ditty

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I dont feel well, self inflicted I'll admit. But I need people to tell me everything will be ok.

I do fear this could be my last day on earth"

Aww...rest your head on my soothing pillows...after I've stopped laughing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you everyone. I'll be honest, I cant quite read text yet with these eyes, but I'm going to assume you have all said lovely sentiments

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will somebody please spoon me and stroke my hair and tell me everything will be ok please

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ll live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will somebody please spoon me and stroke my hair and tell me everything will be ok please

Asking for a friend "

I’ll spoon your friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will somebody please spoon me and stroke my hair and tell me everything will be ok please

Asking for a friend

I’ll spoon your friend "

Thank you, my friend is called Hangover Cake and he'll be around shortly

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By *iscreet UnicornWoman
over a year ago

Windsor-ish

Ill use one of my favourite sayings for this moment....

Ahhh suck it up buttercup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will somebody please spoon me and stroke my hair and tell me everything will be ok please

Asking for a friend

I’ll spoon your friend

Thank you, my friend is called Hangover Cake and he'll be around shortly "

Wooop

I’ll just have a quick wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man up, Cake

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Will somebody please spoon me and stroke my hair and tell me everything will be ok please

Asking for a friend

I’ll spoon your friend

Thank you, my friend is called Hangover Cake and he'll be around shortly "

I have a feeling I may have mentioned this before, but hey ho, in for a penny and all that.

There is some great news about hangovers... are you ready for it?

…. I don't get them, at all, ever, no matter what, or how much, I drink.... great news innit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will somebody please spoon me and stroke my hair and tell me everything will be ok please

Asking for a friend

I’ll spoon your friend

Thank you, my friend is called Hangover Cake and he'll be around shortly

I have a feeling I may have mentioned this before, but hey ho, in for a penny and all that.

There is some great news about hangovers... are you ready for it?

…. I don't get them, at all, ever, no matter what, or how much, I drink.... great news innit?

I hate people like you. There is a special place in hell for people like you

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Will somebody please spoon me and stroke my hair and tell me everything will be ok please

Asking for a friend

I’ll spoon your friend

Thank you, my friend is called Hangover Cake and he'll be around shortly

I have a feeling I may have mentioned this before, but hey ho, in for a penny and all that.

There is some great news about hangovers... are you ready for it?

…. I don't get them, at all, ever, no matter what, or how much, I drink.... great news innit?

I hate people like you. There is a special place in hell for people like you"

Awwww... never mind, I'm sure you will get through this, and feel better again...until the next time...cheers!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Will somebody please spoon me and stroke my hair and tell me everything will be ok please

Asking for a friend "

Not if you drink of beer no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll call a priest for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will somebody please spoon me and stroke my hair and tell me everything will be ok please

Asking for a friend

Not if you drink of beer no."

Aren't you the one who always points out my spelling mistakes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll call a priest for you."

Just call the coroner

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Looks like we all over indulged last night.. feel like dog shit

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Will somebody please spoon me and stroke my hair and tell me everything will be ok please

Asking for a friend

Not if you drink of beer no."

Well that didn't make sense did it,I really need to check before I press send,annoying phone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like we all over indulged last night.. feel like dog shit "

Fancy a spoon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will somebody please spoon me and stroke my hair and tell me everything will be ok please

Asking for a friend

Not if you drink of beer no.

Well that didn't make sense did it,I really need to check before I press send,annoying phone."

Doesnt matter. I still would

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Will somebody please spoon me and stroke my hair and tell me everything will be ok please

Asking for a friend

Not if you drink of beer no.

Aren't you the one who always points out my spelling mistakes?"

Nope I'm not someone else pointed it out and mine wasn't a spelling mistake my phone changed the word thinking it knows better.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Will somebody please spoon me and stroke my hair and tell me everything will be ok please

Asking for a friend

Not if you drink of beer no.

Well that didn't make sense did it,I really need to check before I press send,annoying phone.

Doesnt matter. I still would

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will somebody please spoon me and stroke my hair and tell me everything will be ok please

Asking for a friend

Not if you drink of beer no.

Well that didn't make sense did it,I really need to check before I press send,annoying phone.

Doesnt matter. I still would

I'm sending you a dick pic right now!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Will somebody please spoon me and stroke my hair and tell me everything will be ok please

Asking for a friend

Not if you drink of beer no.

Well that didn't make sense did it,I really need to check before I press send,annoying phone.

Doesnt matter. I still would

I'm sending you a dick pic right now!"

Do it!

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Can I send one to u lol ... it’ll cheer me up

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Can I send one to u lol ... it’ll cheer me up "

No be miserable

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Hahaha great come back x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Hahaha great come back x"

I'm just mean

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Mmmm intriguing.. a mean lady

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Lucozade... Drink lots of Lucozade dipped in cake....

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