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Today I learned about Alvinophilia

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I found out today Alvinophilia is the proper term for a belly button fetish and not as the name suggests a perversion for Alvins.

What have you learnt today?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

My landlord is a complete knob-end. I have suspected this for quite a while. Today he proved it.

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've learned that I'm now suspicious of singing chipmunks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've learned that I'm now suspicious of singing chipmunks. "

Lmaooooo. Its just not right is it?!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What is the difference between alvinophilia and alvinolagnia ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a mortal fear of Alvin Stardust. Is this Alvinophobia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that people are only given a row in Scotland, people in England don't use that phrase they only have a row.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That people have a belly button fetish

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"I learned that people are only given a row in Scotland, people in England don't use that phrase they only have a row. "

Can definitely be given a row in Wales. And I should know as I've received several!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I learned that people are only given a row in Scotland, people in England don't use that phrase they only have a row. "

No one in Scotland gives a row - it doesn't exist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I learned that people are only given a row in Scotland, people in England don't use that phrase they only have a row.

Can definitely be given a row in Wales. And I should know as I've received several! "

Finally! I was being ganged up on like I was the weird one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I learned that people are only given a row in Scotland, people in England don't use that phrase they only have a row.

No one in Scotland gives a row - it doesn't exist. "

My dax gave me a row! I told you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I learned that people are only given a row in Scotland, people in England don't use that phrase they only have a row.

No one in Scotland gives a row - it doesn't exist.

My dax gave me a row! I told you!!! "

I don't know who dax is. But my dad did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I learned that people are only given a row in Scotland, people in England don't use that phrase they only have a row.

No one in Scotland gives a row - it doesn't exist. "

Its when you’re getting told off!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I learned that people are only given a row in Scotland, people in England don't use that phrase they only have a row.

No one in Scotland gives a row - it doesn't exist.

Its when you’re getting told off! "

You have a row. You get told off. Don't agree with the weird one!

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Belly button fucking sounds pretty unrewarding.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

...that my other half is losing the plot and I've the patience of a saint!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I learned that people are only given a row in Scotland, people in England don't use that phrase they only have a row.

No one in Scotland gives a row - it doesn't exist.

Its when you’re getting told off! "

Thank you!

They have no words for that. Losers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alvin wil feel ya not me thanks

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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago

Derby


"What is the difference between alvinophilia and alvinolagnia ?"

One is a belly button fetish, the other is an italian dish made from alternate layers of pasta, bechamel and minced chipmunks.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I imagine they are pretty tight, depth might be the issue.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"What is the difference between alvinophilia and alvinolagnia ?

One is a belly button fetish, the other is an italian dish made from alternate layers of pasta, bechamel and minced chipmunks. "

Thanks. I will give both a try tonight.

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

Eyes can get sunburnt

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"Eyes can get sunburnt"

I saw a spicehead ranting around town at no one in particular about 'no god of mine' then looking at the sun, gesturing and taking a closer look through some child's binoculars. Bet his eyes needed some aloe vera after that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eyes can get sunburnt"

Wowzers

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Eyes can get sunburnt"

How is this connected to alvinophilia ?

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

That my daughter is becoming self centred and selfish something I have always thought would never happen, lovely atmosphere in our house today x storm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alvinophilia - a sexual fetish involving singing chipmunks.

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