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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Beautiful Snow is available for a date tomorrow

I’m going to play Cupid ( of sorts ) so if you’d like to throw your hat in the ring, you could end up on a date with a very sexy, young woman

I know - I bring the milkshake to the yard

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

Does she like grandpa's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chap could only wish for a day spent in such wonderful company x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does she like grandpa's? "

I’m not sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A chap could only wish for a day spent in such wonderful company x x"

Agreed !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn she's straight

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Does she like grandpa's? "

Grandpa’s what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn she's straight

I know

Im going to try to change this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does she like grandpa's?

Grandpa’s what? "

Excellent question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn she's straight

I know

Im going to try to change this

If a guy said that...

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

"Does she like grandpa's?

Grandpa’s what?

Excellent question "

It's a surprise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn she's straight

I know

Im going to try to change this

If a guy said that... "

It’s tongue in cheek !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does she like grandpa's?

Grandpa’s what?

Excellent question

It's a surprise "

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this...

I wait with baited breath and excitement

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

"Does she like grandpa's?

Grandpa’s what?

Excellent question

It's a surprise

Sorry to disappoint

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Damn she's straight

I know

Im going to try to change this

If a guy said that...

It’s tongue in cheek !!! "

No it isn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this...

I wait with baited breath and excitement

"
if I could jet in from Wales x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this...

I wait with baited breath and excitement

You’re welcome my lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this...

I wait with baited breath and excitement

if I could jet in from Wales x x "

Ahh you’re lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn she's straight

I know

Im going to try to change this

If a guy said that...

It’s tongue in cheek !!!

No it isn't

Oy don't get her in trouble

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn she's straight

I know

Im going to try to change this

If a guy said that...

It’s tongue in cheek !!!

No it isn't

Oy don't get her in trouble

I’m constantly in trouble

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Damn she's straight

I know

Im going to try to change this

If a guy said that...

It’s tongue in cheek !!!

No it isn't

Oy don't get her in trouble

Trouble is her middle name

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this...

I wait with baited breath and excitement

if I could jet in from Wales x x

Ahh you’re lovely "

Yes he is

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this...

I wait with baited breath and excitement

Your inbox be overflowing soon if it isnt already!!

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this...

I wait with baited breath and excitement

Your inbox be overflowing soon if it isnt already!!"

Honestly... Not one message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn she's straight

I know

Im going to try to change this

If a guy said that...

It’s tongue in cheek !!!

No it isn't

Oy don't get her in trouble

I’m constantly in trouble

I've gathered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this...

I wait with baited breath and excitement

Your inbox be overflowing soon if it isnt already!!

Honestly... Not one message

They clearly don’t like confident women

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn she's straight

I know

Im going to try to change this

If a guy said that...

It’s tongue in cheek !!!

No it isn't

Oy don't get her in trouble

I’m constantly in trouble

I've gathered

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this...

I wait with baited breath and excitement

Your inbox be overflowing soon if it isnt already!!

Honestly... Not one message

Dont believe you!!!

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this...

I wait with baited breath and excitement

Your inbox be overflowing soon if it isnt already!!

Honestly... Not one message

They clearly don’t like confident women "

Maybe I'm too fridgid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like her new haircut ! Just sayin’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn she's straight

I know

Im going to try to change this

If a guy said that...

It’s tongue in cheek !!!

No it isn't

Ah! That's a very different situation then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beautiful Snow is available for a date tomorrow

I’m going to play Cupid ( of sorts ) so if you’d like to throw your hat in the ring, you could end up on a date with a very sexy, young woman

I know - I bring the milkshake to the yard

Send her my way into my inbox?

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this...

I wait with baited breath and excitement

Your inbox be overflowing soon if it isnt already!!

Honestly... Not one message

Dont believe you!!!"

I promise I haven't had one pm since this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this...

I wait with baited breath and excitement

Your inbox be overflowing soon if it isnt already!!

Honestly... Not one message

Erm, you’ve had loads from me

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this...

I wait with baited breath and excitement

Your inbox be overflowing soon if it isnt already!!

Honestly... Not one message

Erm, you’ve had loads from me

Hahaha not about dating

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like her new haircut ! Just sayin’"

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please pm her direct

She loves them in her box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this...

I wait with baited breath and excitement

Your inbox be overflowing soon if it isnt already!!

Honestly... Not one message

Erm, you’ve had loads from me

Hahaha not about dating

Well you are on the opposite coast to me

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Please pm her direct

She loves them in her box

Hahahahaha your a bloody sod Mrs

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Please pm her direct

She loves them in her box

I have to say I can't deny that

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

And the lady in question is on my hot list but I couldn't make tomorrow. How does monday grab you miss white I'm free all evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this...

I wait with baited breath and excitement

Your inbox be overflowing soon if it isnt already!!

Honestly... Not one message

Erm, you’ve had loads from me

Hahaha not about dating

Well you are on the opposite coast to me

And ??

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"And the lady in question is on my hot list but I couldn't make tomorrow. How does monday grab you miss white I'm free all evening

Thank you for the invite but I'm out on Monday... Maybe being turned

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"And the lady in question is on my hot list but I couldn't make tomorrow. How does monday grab you miss white I'm free all evening

Thank you for the invite but I'm out on Monday... Maybe being turned

Ohhh now you really are talking I'm sure I could assist with that I mean look at my pics I hit every branch on the way down that ugly tree I could turn any lady with a mug like mine

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Floro... Do I need to sell myself some more

it isn't looking good hehe **flings herself to the floor crying and wailing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperate.

Who the fuck responds to this apart from Jeremy Kyle rejects and women coerced.

Look at yourselves

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Desperate.

Who the fuck responds to this apart from Jeremy Kyle rejects and women coerced.

Look at yourselves "
omg surely you not serious. It a bit of fun nothing more

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Desperate.

Who the fuck responds to this apart from Jeremy Kyle rejects and women coerced.

Look at yourselves "

I find that offensive... This is just two friends having fun.. If you don't like the thread.. Please don't read it. Have a pleasant evening

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Desperate.

Who the fuck responds to this apart from Jeremy Kyle rejects and women coerced.

Look at yourselves "

Oohhhh this is gunna be good. I’ll pull up a chair and watch you get ripped apart comment by comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Desperate.

Who the fuck responds to this apart from Jeremy Kyle rejects and women coerced.

Look at yourselves "

I do frequently

Peace and love to the world that surrounds you

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Desperate.

Who the fuck responds to this apart from Jeremy Kyle rejects and women coerced.

Look at yourselves

Oohhhh this is gunna be good. I’ll pull up a chair and watch you get ripped apart comment by comment

He's not worth a forum ban... Ah dam thought you was wanting a date

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Desperate.

Who the fuck responds to this apart from Jeremy Kyle rejects and women coerced.

Look at yourselves

Oohhhh this is gunna be good. I’ll pull up a chair and watch you get ripped apart comment by comment

He's not worth a forum ban... Ah dam thought you was wanting a date

He’s close

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Desperate.

Who the fuck responds to this apart from Jeremy Kyle rejects and women coerced.

Look at yourselves

Erm, you replied didn’t you numbnuts

Hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this...

I wait with baited breath and excitement

Your inbox be overflowing soon if it isnt already!!

Honestly... Not one message

Erm, you’ve had loads from me

Hahaha not about dating

Well you are on the opposite coast to me

And ??

Well it’s all the land in between that’s the issue. It’d be quicker to swim around than sit in the traffic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Miss Floro... Thank you very much for this...

I wait with baited breath and excitement

Your inbox be overflowing soon if it isnt already!!

Honestly... Not one message

Erm, you’ve had loads from me

Hahaha not about dating

Well you are on the opposite coast to me

And ??

Well it’s all the land in between that’s the issue. It’d be quicker to swim around than sit in the traffic."

She needs commitment

Thank you for your application

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

FIGHT! Seems an entertaining way to sort it (I mean if blood sports is your thing).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim

Fail

I’m bewildered - I think your beauty intimidates men

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim

Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"FIGHT! Seems an entertaining way to sort it (I mean if blood sports is your thing)."

Can't beat a little bit of frisky cuffs in the playground

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim

Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess."

Too gorgeous... yup , she is

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim

Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess."

I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Saturday night ... the things we do

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Desperate.

Who the fuck responds to this apart from Jeremy Kyle rejects and women coerced.

Look at yourselves

Oohhhh this is gunna be good. I’ll pull up a chair and watch you get ripped apart comment by comment

He's not worth a forum ban... Ah dam thought you was wanting a date

Unfortunately I have a date tomorrow with my little boy but any other time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Desperate.

Who the fuck responds to this apart from Jeremy Kyle rejects and women coerced.

Look at yourselves

Oohhhh this is gunna be good. I’ll pull up a chair and watch you get ripped apart comment by comment

He's not worth a forum ban... Ah dam thought you was wanting a date

Unfortunately I have a date tomorrow with my little boy but any other time

You’re lovely ... occasionally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My advice would be look further afield than the forum.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Saturday night ... the things we do

Hehehe can't beat some banter with a gorgeous woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My advice would be look further afield than the forum. "

Truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I messaged you

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"My advice would be look further afield than the forum. "

This isn't a serious thread.. My friend started it..I do want to date but definitely don't expect to find that in the forums hehe... But never say never...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Desperate.

Who the fuck responds to this apart from Jeremy Kyle rejects and women coerced.

Look at yourselves

Oohhhh this is gunna be good. I’ll pull up a chair and watch you get ripped apart comment by comment

He's not worth a forum ban... Ah dam thought you was wanting a date

Unfortunately I have a date tomorrow with my little boy but any other time

Snow. Choose this one ^^. He’s really nice.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim

Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.

I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X"

That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I messaged you"

It was empty...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Beautiful just beautiful people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I messaged you

It was empty...

Typical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim

Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.

I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X

That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works."

Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim

Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.

I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X

That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.

Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!

I've learnt a lot tonight!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim

Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.

I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X

That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.

Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!

If we’ve learnt anything ... we’ve learnt this

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim

Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.

I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X

That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.

Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!

Yep we smell it a mile away. Nothing like self esteem and a poor tolerance for bull shit to make us run a mile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim

Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.

I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X

That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.

Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!

Yep we smell it a mile away. Nothing like self esteem and a poor tolerance for bull shit to make us run a mile."

Truth ... right .... there

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim

Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.

I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X

That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.

Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!

Yep we smell it a mile away. Nothing like self esteem and a poor tolerance for bull shit to make us run a mile."

Ooooh what else can you teach us

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim

Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.

I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X

That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.

Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!

Yep we smell it a mile away. Nothing like self esteem and a poor tolerance for bull shit to make us run a mile.

Ooooh what else can you teach us

Well you could always sit there, be quiet and let me explain basic things to you in a patronising way?

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim

Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.

I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X

That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.

Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!

Yep we smell it a mile away. Nothing like self esteem and a poor tolerance for bull shit to make us run a mile.

Ooooh what else can you teach us

Well you could always sit there, be quiet and let me explain basic things to you in a patronising way?"

I will sit meekly and listen..... Ready... Floro get your butt over here too!!!!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Aw! I’d love to but I can’t.

But I hope you find a really good match!

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Aw! I’d love to but I can’t.

But I hope you find a really good match! "

Rejected in public...

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Aw! I’d love to but I can’t.

But I hope you find a really good match!

Rejected in public...

It’s not a rejection!! I refer you to the ‘I’d love too’ bit.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim

Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.

I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X

That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.

Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!

Yep we smell it a mile away. Nothing like self esteem and a poor tolerance for bull shit to make us run a mile.

Ooooh what else can you teach us

Well you could always sit there, be quiet and let me explain basic things to you in a patronising way?

I will sit meekly and listen..... Ready... Floro get your butt over here too!!!! "

That's the attitude, I really don't know where you going wrong? It's a bit of a mystery? Harry Enfield did some highly informative self help videos to help ladies understand how to be. The women know your limits series. Maybe that could be of assistance to work out why clearly your repulsing men. You don't do voice your opinions on things do you?

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over a year ago

Pick me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this! Good luck ladies

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim

Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.

I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X

That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.

Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!

Yep we smell it a mile away. Nothing like self esteem and a poor tolerance for bull shit to make us run a mile.

Ooooh what else can you teach us

Well you could always sit there, be quiet and let me explain basic things to you in a patronising way?

I will sit meekly and listen..... Ready... Floro get your butt over here too!!!!

Ahhhhh I may have accidently perhaps spoken up from time to time..

... This is really serious news... I think I need to rethink my full attitude... "floro" she shouts... "I think we might have a problem"

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Pick me please

Picked... Thread closed

Wait your not free tomorrow.. I'm a sad lonely woman here...

Open the thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you ever find yourself in sunny Southport I’ll happily show you the secluded sand dunes

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim

Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.

I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X

That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.

Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!

Yep we smell it a mile away. Nothing like self esteem and a poor tolerance for bull shit to make us run a mile.

Ooooh what else can you teach us

Well you could always sit there, be quiet and let me explain basic things to you in a patronising way?

I will sit meekly and listen..... Ready... Floro get your butt over here too!!!!

Ahhhhh I may have accidently perhaps spoken up from time to time..

... This is really serious news... I think I need to rethink my full attitude... "floro" she shouts... "I think we might have a problem"

There you go, I think we may have sorted it. Luckily the solution is simple. Just smile politely with big doughy eyes and say 'I agree with all those assorted things you said darling, shall I bake some more sponge cake'. I think a few simple changes like that and they'll be qeueing up.

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over a year ago

I missed so much

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Love this! Good luck ladies "

Awww it's just some light hearted fun on a Saturday evening with friends...

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over a year ago

Damn

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I missed so much

This is your thread Mrs... My inbox is still empty and you missed some vital tips on how we should behave...

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over a year ago

I can't travel to hull but your welcome to the chesterfield food festival with me. I have a spare room

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over a year ago

"I missed so much

This is your thread Mrs... My inbox is still empty and you missed some vital tips on how we should behave...

Oh I scrolled over that ... I don’t take tips on how to behave !!

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over a year ago

"I can't travel to hull but your welcome to the chesterfield food festival with me. I have a spare room

And obviously I don't have a penis

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over a year ago

"I can't travel to hull but your welcome to the chesterfield food festival with me. I have a spare room

You’re just supremely wonderful

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim

Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.

I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X

That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.

Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!

Yep we smell it a mile away. Nothing like self esteem and a poor tolerance for bull shit to make us run a mile.

Ooooh what else can you teach us

Well you could always sit there, be quiet and let me explain basic things to you in a patronising way?

I will sit meekly and listen..... Ready... Floro get your butt over here too!!!!

Ahhhhh I may have accidently perhaps spoken up from time to time..

... This is really serious news... I think I need to rethink my full attitude... "floro" she shouts... "I think we might have a problem"

Awww Mr FP your a genius thank you for showing me the error of my ways... "floro" she shouts... "I know how to get laid now"

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over a year ago

"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim

Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.

I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X

That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.

Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!

Yep we smell it a mile away. Nothing like self esteem and a poor tolerance for bull shit to make us run a mile.

Ooooh what else can you teach us

Well you could always sit there, be quiet and let me explain basic things to you in a patronising way?

I will sit meekly and listen..... Ready... Floro get your butt over here too!!!!

Ahhhhh I may have accidently perhaps spoken up from time to time..

... This is really serious news... I think I need to rethink my full attitude... "floro" she shouts... "I think we might have a problem"

Awww Mr FP your a genius thank you for showing me the error of my ways... "floro" she shouts... "I know how to get laid now"

Screw that !!

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over a year ago

"I can't travel to hull but your welcome to the chesterfield food festival with me. I have a spare room

You’re just supremely wonderful "

Shouldn't have been rolling eyes

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Damn "

Damn good or bad

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over a year ago

Hull

"I can't travel to hull but your welcome to the chesterfield food festival with me. I have a spare room

You’re just supremely wonderful

Shouldn't have been rolling eyes

Awww your amazing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your more than welcome to come here as you know xx

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Your more than welcome to come here as you know xx"

I'd rather come when I can stay over and drink gin.... If that would be okay...

work, life has scuppered previous attempts x

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over a year ago

"Your more than welcome to come here as you know xx

I'd rather come when I can stay over and drink gin.... If that would be okay...

work, life has scuppered previous attempts x"

Feel free anytime I currently have most weekends free....infact...you free 24august? Gonna be busy and a squash but if you can come feel free X

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Your more than welcome to come here as you know xx

I'd rather come when I can stay over and drink gin.... If that would be okay...

work, life has scuppered previous attempts x

Feel free anytime I currently have most weekends free....infact...you free 24august? Gonna be busy and a squash but if you can come feel free X

Will let you know

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over a year ago

"I messaged you

It was empty...

Typical

It must have been censored. Too hot to handle!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'd throw my hat in the ring like a shot if I was single and within her search criteria.

This is not a complaint about being spoken for. It's a compliment to a beautiful lady.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I'd throw my hat in the ring like a shot if I was single and within her search criteria.

This is not a complaint about being spoken for. It's a compliment to a beautiful lady."

Awww thank you for lovely compliment xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found a date, Snowwhite?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I'd throw my hat in the ring like a shot if I was single and within her search criteria.

This is not a complaint about being spoken for. It's a compliment to a beautiful lady.

Awww thank you for lovely compliment xxx"

You are most welcome.

Just out of sheet curiosity, what if I was single? Still no chance?

Can't help being curious.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Found a date, Snowwhite?

It wasn't really a serious thread.. My "friend" did it without prior knowledge

but sadly no... No one wants me.. My cat woman days are looming

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Floro.... My inbox is still empty... You promised I'd get filled right up to the brim

Clearly folk think your out of their league. The pain of being hot I guess.

I really don't see myself as hot.. Or out of anyone's league at all.. X

That's a beautiful attitude to have. Women's inability to see how truly awesome they are has allowed us men to be dicks for 100s of years. The system works.

Ah. That's where I'm going wrong when I'm trying to attract all the men. By knowing I'm awesome means I'm not enabling men to be dicks and they don't like that! Gotcha!

Yep we smell it a mile away. Nothing like self esteem and a poor tolerance for bull shit to make us run a mile.

Ooooh what else can you teach us

Well you could always sit there, be quiet and let me explain basic things to you in a patronising way?

I will sit meekly and listen..... Ready... Floro get your butt over here too!!!!

Ahhhhh I may have accidently perhaps spoken up from time to time..

... This is really serious news... I think I need to rethink my full attitude... "floro" she shouts... "I think we might have a problem"

Awww Mr FP your a genius thank you for showing me the error of my ways... "floro" she shouts... "I know how to get laid now"

Screw that !!

And you'll never will do with that attitude.

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over a year ago

"Found a date, Snowwhite?

It wasn't really a serious thread.. My "friend" did it without prior knowledge

but sadly no... No one wants me.. My cat woman days are looming

I haven't found my shag for tonight however desperate I was this morning

Think there is no hope for us

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Found a date, Snowwhite?

It wasn't really a serious thread.. My "friend" did it without prior knowledge

but sadly no... No one wants me.. My cat woman days are looming

I haven't found my shag for tonight however desperate I was this morning

Think there is no hope for us

Nope.. I'm off to the convant tomorrow... Nun snow...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Found a date, Snowwhite?

It wasn't really a serious thread.. My "friend" did it without prior knowledge

but sadly no... No one wants me.. My cat woman days are looming

Shuuuush you beautifully voiced goddess. There will be. If you buy one fricking cat you shall get the full Meli disdain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You tell her

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over a year ago

"Found a date, Snowwhite?

It wasn't really a serious thread.. My "friend" did it without prior knowledge

but sadly no... No one wants me.. My cat woman days are looming

I haven't found my shag for tonight however desperate I was this morning

Think there is no hope for us

Nope.. I'm off to the convant tomorrow... Nun snow...

I have a thing for picking women up in convents

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over a year ago

"Found a date, Snowwhite?

It wasn't really a serious thread.. My "friend" did it without prior knowledge

but sadly no... No one wants me.. My cat woman days are looming

I haven't found my shag for tonight however desperate I was this morning

Think there is no hope for us

Nope.. I'm off to the convant tomorrow... Nun snow...

Do they accept toys in convents? If not then there's no point of me trying to get in

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Found a date, Snowwhite?

It wasn't really a serious thread.. My "friend" did it without prior knowledge

but sadly no... No one wants me.. My cat woman days are looming

Shuuuush you beautifully voiced goddess. There will be. If you buy one fricking cat you shall get the full Meli disdain."

Meli oracle.. Ok my gorgeousness... I won't buy a cat.. Yet... But this simply won't do...

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over a year ago

Hull

"Found a date, Snowwhite?

It wasn't really a serious thread.. My "friend" did it without prior knowledge

but sadly no... No one wants me.. My cat woman days are looming

I haven't found my shag for tonight however desperate I was this morning

Think there is no hope for us

Nope.. I'm off to the convant tomorrow... Nun snow...

Do they accept toys in convents? If not then there's no point of me trying to get in

I'm a rebel and smuggling mine in...

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"You tell her

Oi... Ganging up... Admin... She's picking on me

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over a year ago

"You tell her

Oi... Ganging up... Admin... She's picking on me

Sssssshhhhh

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"You tell her

Oi... Ganging up... Admin... She's picking on me

Sssssshhhhh"

Oh I like it when you get bossy with me

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over a year ago

"You tell her

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"You tell her

You guys

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