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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar FabuLornAsh...

Why not stop by for a drink or two and a chat with other forumites and have a boogie on the dance floor?

What can i get for you at the bar and what song would you like on the jukebox tonight?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello bar keep. I would love a pink gin if you would be so kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something punk and a big G&T for me- Mrs

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Please can I have an amoretto and Diet Coke please? And stick something on I can cheese dance to, I’m not fussy

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

I'll have a Guinness or several of them and put the raconteurs - help me stranger on the old beep box will ya!!!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello bar keep. I would love a pink gin if you would be so kind. "

Good evening my love....One Pink Gin and tonic coming right up....x

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

A cold Pint of Peroni for me please, OP. It's been a hard day in the kitchen and I have quite a thirst on.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Something punk and a big G&T for me- Mrs "

Good evening Mrs cagey....One big gin and tonic coming right up and something punk on the jukebox...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfK-WX2pa8c

The Clash - London calling

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Please can I have an amoretto and Diet Coke please? And stick something on I can cheese dance to, I’m not fussy"

Good evening MissClare....One amoretto and diet cola coming right up and something cheesy on the jukebox...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-WP6POdTgY&list=RDQM-j7esVEHHfw&index=11

Belinda Carlisle - Heaven is a place on earth

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'll have a Guinness or several of them and put the raconteurs - help me stranger on the old beep box will ya!!!"

Good evening Naughty...One pint of Guinness coming right up and your jukebox request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDtIABGdc18

The Raconteurs - Help me stranger

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A cold Pint of Peroni for me please, OP. It's been a hard day in the kitchen and I have quite a thirst on."

Good evening SMP....

One cold pint of Peroni coming right up...

what have you been cooking in the kitchen today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash

Evening sll .

May I please have something’s to keep me awake

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here


"Please can I have an amoretto and Diet Coke please? And stick something on I can cheese dance to, I’m not fussy

Good evening MissClare....One amoretto and diet cola coming right up and something cheesy on the jukebox...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-WP6POdTgY&list=RDQM-j7esVEHHfw&index=11

Belinda Carlisle - Heaven is a place on earth"

Absolutely perfect, you gem. Having an awesome night so far!

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Evening ash .. and everyone else . How are we all . Hope all have had a good week

I'll have a pint please ash. And whatever your having

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By *uriousminds2008Couple
over a year ago

London

Can we please have a malibu and with vodka lemonade please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash

Evening sll .

May I please have something’s to keep me awake "

Good evening Cheeky...One bottle of prosecco coming right up and a packet of roasted nuts should help to keep you awake!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Please can I have an amoretto and Diet Coke please? And stick something on I can cheese dance to, I’m not fussy

Good evening MissClare....One amoretto and diet cola coming right up and something cheesy on the jukebox...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-WP6POdTgY&list=RDQM-j7esVEHHfw&index=11

Belinda Carlisle - Heaven is a place on earth

Absolutely perfect, you gem. Having an awesome night so far!"

You're very welcome ...we love cheesy 80's music at the fab lounge bar...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914&list=RDQMMbxse4lxTpc&start_radio=1

A Ha - Take on me

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening ash .. and everyone else . How are we all . Hope all have had a good week

I'll have a pint please ash. And whatever your having "

Good evening Justme.....One pint coming right up...I'll have a brandy and cola thank you....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can we please have a malibu and with vodka lemonade please "

Good evening curiousminds....One malibu with cola and and vodka lemonade coming right up....

Hope you're have a great weekend....

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Evening ash .. and everyone else . How are we all . Hope all have had a good week

I'll have a pint please ash. And whatever your having

Good evening Justme.....One pint coming right up...I'll have a brandy and cola thank you...."

cheers .. hows your week been

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

You'll have to wait for me, the karaoke is about to start here.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening ash .. and everyone else . How are we all . Hope all have had a good week

I'll have a pint please ash. And whatever your having

Good evening Justme.....One pint coming right up...I'll have a brandy and cola thank you....cheers .. hows your week been"

You're welcome....Its been a very busy one...Went to the football today with Lorna to watch West Ham play against Bilbao at the Olympic stadium

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You'll have to wait for me, the karaoke is about to start here."

I'll wait for you at the bar...What are you singing?!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening ash .. and everyone else . How are we all . Hope all have had a good week

I'll have a pint please ash. And whatever your having

Good evening Justme.....One pint coming right up...I'll have a brandy and cola thank you....cheers .. hows your week been"

How has your week been?

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Evening ash .. and everyone else . How are we all . Hope all have had a good week

I'll have a pint please ash. And whatever your having

Good evening Justme.....One pint coming right up...I'll have a brandy and cola thank you....cheers .. hows your week been

You're welcome....Its been a very busy one...Went to the football today with Lorna to watch West Ham play against Bilbao at the Olympic stadium "

oh hope you both enjoyed . And got the result you wanted ( I dont follow football so wouldnt know who won )

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"You'll have to wait for me, the karaoke is about to start here.

I'll wait for you at the bar...What are you singing?!..."

I'm not, just abusing my ears

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Proper coffee white with sweeteners please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening ash .. and everyone else . How are we all . Hope all have had a good week

I'll have a pint please ash. And whatever your having

Good evening Justme.....One pint coming right up...I'll have a brandy and cola thank you....cheers .. hows your week been

You're welcome....Its been a very busy one...Went to the football today with Lorna to watch West Ham play against Bilbao at the Olympic stadium oh hope you both enjoyed . And got the result you wanted ( I dont follow football so wouldnt know who won )"

It was a very exciting friendly match that finished 2-2 and then went to penalties but the Spanish team won them!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Proper coffee white with sweeteners please "

Good evening Sir O...One proper coffee with sweeteners coming right up....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Proper coffee white with sweeteners please

Good evening Sir O...One proper coffee with sweeteners coming right up...."

Lovely

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Good evening Ash... How are you?

Please could I have an orange gin and tonic..

Thank you mwah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a pint of cough medicine please and a back rub?

Im poorly sick don't you know!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash... How are you?

Please could I have an orange gin and tonic..

Thank you mwah x"

Good evening Snow white...I'm doing great thanks....One orange gin and tonic coming right up...

How has your weekend been so far?....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash ...

What whiskeys have you got a need a large one ..no ice

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Just water for me please. Rough as a badgers after last nights shenanigans

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can I have a pint of cough medicine please and a back rub?

Im poorly sick don't you know! "

One pint of cough medicine and a back rub coming right up!....x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can I have a pint of cough medicine please and a back rub?

Im poorly sick don't you know! "

I will be your nurse and look after you tonight....x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash ...

What whiskeys have you got a need a large one ..no ice"

Good evening Jimiz...One large single malt whiskey coming right up with no ice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash. Pina Colada please and some Shirley Bassey- Where do I begin...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Just water for me please. Rough as a badgers after last nights shenanigans "

Good evening Mr Mystique....One glass of water coming right up...It sounds like it was some night!....

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

A big glass of red wine, please.

And "No, no, no . . ." by Dawn Penn please.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash. Pina Colada please and some Shirley Bassey- Where do I begin..."

Good evening incandescent...One Pina Colada coming right up and some Shirley Bassey...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2nb8xotj7g

Shirley Bassey - Where do i begin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash. Pina Colada please and some Shirley Bassey- Where do I begin...

Good evening incandescent...One Pina Colada coming right up and some Shirley Bassey...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2nb8xotj7g

Shirley Bassey - Where do i begin"

Lovely. Crooning along to the tune

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A big glass of red wine, please.

And "No, no, no . . ." by Dawn Penn please."

Good evening Sara...One big glass of red wine coming right up and some Dawn Penn...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mNPKNAQl4c

Dawn Penn - No No No....

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Ash, hello all.

May I have a whisky please, Macallan if you have it.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash, hello all.

May I have a whisky please, Macallan if you have it.

"

Good evening to you Lorraine....One Macallan whisky coming right up .....

How is the weather over there today?...

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Good evening Ash, hello all.

May I have a whisky please, Macallan if you have it.

Good evening to you Lorraine....One Macallan whisky coming right up .....

How is the weather over there today?..."

Rain, rain and more rain...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash, hello all.

May I have a whisky please, Macallan if you have it.

Good evening to you Lorraine....One Macallan whisky coming right up .....

How is the weather over there today?...

Rain, rain and more rain..."

Our heatwave only lasted for 3 days!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash, hello all.

May I have a whisky please, Macallan if you have it.

Good evening to you Lorraine....One Macallan whisky coming right up .....

How is the weather over there today?...

Rain, rain and more rain...

Our heatwave only lasted for 3 days!... "

Yes but it's not exactly cold!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Good evening Ash, hello all.

May I have a whisky please, Macallan if you have it.

Good evening to you Lorraine....One Macallan whisky coming right up .....

How is the weather over there today?...

Rain, rain and more rain...

Our heatwave only lasted for 3 days!... "

We have two seasons as apposed to the normal four, hot and hot as hell.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash, hello all.

May I have a whisky please, Macallan if you have it.

Good evening to you Lorraine....One Macallan whisky coming right up .....

How is the weather over there today?...

Rain, rain and more rain...

Our heatwave only lasted for 3 days!...

We have two seasons as apposed to the normal four, hot and hot as hell."

I nearly fainted on the metro in the heat last week!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash, hello all.

May I have a whisky please, Macallan if you have it.

Good evening to you Lorraine....One Macallan whisky coming right up .....

How is the weather over there today?...

Rain, rain and more rain...

Our heatwave only lasted for 3 days!...

We have two seasons as apposed to the normal four, hot and hot as hell.

I nearly fainted on the metro in the heat last week!... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take a lager please. Been a long and busy day, I think I deserve one

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Good evening Ash... How are you?

Please could I have an orange gin and tonic..

Thank you mwah x

Good evening Snow white...I'm doing great thanks....One orange gin and tonic coming right up...

How has your weekend been so far?....x"

It's been quiet.. But good thank you x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Good evening Ash and Lorna Please may I have a double Gordon’s with ice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late?!?!? I would do for a cold Budweiser and some green olives...good evening everyone, Ash

Hows your evening been?

I have been doing DIY in the house, bloody wood, gave me "hard times" to do joints ahahah

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’ll take a lager please. Been a long and busy day, I think I deserve one "

Good evening Mr lothbrok.......One lager coming right up...What have you been doing today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash and Lorna Please may I have a double Gordon’s with ice? "

I you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Fosters

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash, hello all.

May I have a whisky please, Macallan if you have it.

Good evening to you Lorraine....One Macallan whisky coming right up .....

How is the weather over there today?...

Rain, rain and more rain...

Our heatwave only lasted for 3 days!...

We have two seasons as apposed to the normal four, hot and hot as hell.

I nearly fainted on the metro in the heat last week!...

"

Those rolling eyes again!....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Sorry to interrupt the bar proceedings but a "friend" and I were talking about something with another "friend".

Can you give someone a row or do you have a row with someone?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash... How are you?

Please could I have an orange gin and tonic..

Thank you mwah x

Good evening Snow white...I'm doing great thanks....One orange gin and tonic coming right up...

How has your weekend been so far?....x

It's been quiet.. But good thank you x"

Its good to have a quiet weekend sometimes x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening Ash and Lorna Please may I have a double Gordon’s with ice?

I you. "

Lorna! let’s sit and drink together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash and Lorna Please may I have a double Gordon’s with ice?

I you.

Lorna! let’s sit and drink together "

I'm poorly babs! Ash gave me his lurgi.

But I will have a pint of lemsip with you. X

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Lorna Please may I have a double Gordon’s with ice? "

Gooooooooooood eveeeeeeeeeeeening lovely Babs...

One Double Gordons with ice coming right up and some Rick Astley....x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Rick Astley - Never gonna give you up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening...

I'll have a G&T & can you play Sexy Bitch- David Guetta please (smiles)

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Am I too late?!?!? I would do for a cold Budweiser and some green olives...good evening everyone, Ash

Hows your evening been?

I have been doing DIY in the house, bloody wood, gave me "hard times" to do joints ahahah "

Good evening Profumo....We will be here until the early hours!

One cold Budweiser and some green olives coming right up....

What DIY have you been doing today?...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening Ash and Lorna Please may I have a double Gordon’s with ice?

I you.

Lorna! let’s sit and drink together

I'm poorly babs! Ash gave me his lurgi.

But I will have a pint of lemsip with you. X"

Oh no! Bad Ash I’m sorry you’re ill. I’m not a good nurse but I’ll bring paracetamol and honey for you x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening Ash and Lorna Please may I have a double Gordon’s with ice?

Gooooooooooood eveeeeeeeeeeeening lovely Babs...

One Double Gordons with ice coming right up and some Rick Astley....x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Rick Astley - Never gonna give you up...."

You know what I like Ash. Thank you

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Pint of Fosters "

Good evening Welshhunk....One pint of fosters coming right up.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Sorry to interrupt the bar proceedings but a "friend" and I were talking about something with another "friend".

Can you give someone a row or do you have a row with someone? "

Good evening Meli....I think you have a row with someone although Lorna likes to give me lots of rows...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to interrupt the bar proceedings but a "friend" and I were talking about something with another "friend".

Can you give someone a row or do you have a row with someone?

Good evening Meli....I think you have a row with someone although Lorna likes to give me lots of rows... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash and Lorna Please may I have a double Gordon’s with ice?

I you.

Lorna! let’s sit and drink together

I'm poorly babs! Ash gave me his lurgi.

But I will have a pint of lemsip with you. X

Oh no! Bad Ash I’m sorry you’re ill. I’m not a good nurse but I’ll bring paracetamol and honey for you x "

Thanks babs, Ash is not a natural nurse but he's trying bless him, I'm not an easy patient!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening...

I'll have a G&T & can you play Sexy Bitch- David Guetta please (smiles)"

Good evening Switchblade....One Gin and Tonic coming right up and the French DJ David Guetta...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIIN_SGQy9c

David Guetta ft Akon - Sexy bitch

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening Ash and Lorna Please may I have a double Gordon’s with ice?

I you.

Lorna! let’s sit and drink together

I'm poorly babs! Ash gave me his lurgi.

But I will have a pint of lemsip with you. X

Oh no! Bad Ash I’m sorry you’re ill. I’m not a good nurse but I’ll bring paracetamol and honey for you x

Thanks babs, Ash is not a natural nurse but he's trying bless him, I'm not an easy patient!"

Well done to Ash how is he at rubbing in the Vicks?

I hope you feel better soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening...

I'll have a G&T & can you play Sexy Bitch- David Guetta please (smiles)

Good evening Switchblade....One Gin and Tonic coming right up and the French DJ David Guetta...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIIN_SGQy9c

David Guetta ft Akon - Sexy bitch"

Ching Ching!!;)

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Lorna Please may I have a double Gordon’s with ice?

I you.

Lorna! let’s sit and drink together

I'm poorly babs! Ash gave me his lurgi.

But I will have a pint of lemsip with you. X

Oh no! Bad Ash I’m sorry you’re ill. I’m not a good nurse but I’ll bring paracetamol and honey for you x "

Sorry Babs!.....

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening Ash and Lorna Please may I have a double Gordon’s with ice?

I you.

Lorna! let’s sit and drink together

I'm poorly babs! Ash gave me his lurgi.

But I will have a pint of lemsip with you. X

Oh no! Bad Ash I’m sorry you’re ill. I’m not a good nurse but I’ll bring paracetamol and honey for you x

Sorry Babs!..... "

It can’t be helped Ash. Join us for a drink?

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By *llenGTWoman
over a year ago

East/West Mids

Controversially, I will have a pint of Guinness and any Ibiza anthem please. In return I will leave a large tip xx

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"A cold Pint of Peroni for me please, OP. It's been a hard day in the kitchen and I have quite a thirst on.

Good evening SMP....

One cold pint of Peroni coming right up...

what have you been cooking in the kitchen today?"

I've been on the pass today and it's been very stressful. Have you any 18 year old Macallan hiding behind the bar? If so, I'll have a double please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling so ducking edgy, this bottle of green spirits I found at the back of my parents shed has me all twitchy, some shit from Praha, urges, oh god these urges, I've only got a potato peeler but by fuck I'm gonna take the lying bastard of my potato head.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Lorna Please may I have a double Gordon’s with ice?

I you.

Lorna! let’s sit and drink together

I'm poorly babs! Ash gave me his lurgi.

But I will have a pint of lemsip with you. X

Oh no! Bad Ash I’m sorry you’re ill. I’m not a good nurse but I’ll bring paracetamol and honey for you x

Sorry Babs!.....

It can’t be helped Ash. Join us for a drink? "

Always Babs!...I'm on the brandy tonight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another pint of lemsip please!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Controversially, I will have a pint of Guinness and any Ibiza anthem please. In return I will leave a large tip xx"

Good evening Ellen....One pint of Guinness coming right up an Ibiza anthem on the jukebox....x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8JEm4d6Wu4

Faithless - Insomnia...

I hope you will leave a big tip!....x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A cold Pint of Peroni for me please, OP. It's been a hard day in the kitchen and I have quite a thirst on.

Good evening SMP....

One cold pint of Peroni coming right up...

what have you been cooking in the kitchen today?

I've been on the pass today and it's been very stressful. Have you any 18 year old Macallan hiding behind the bar? If so, I'll have a double please."

I had one hiding behind the bar!...A double Macallan coming right up!....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm feeling so ducking edgy, this bottle of green spirits I found at the back of my parents shed has me all twitchy, some shit from Praha, urges, oh god these urges, I've only got a potato peeler but by fuck I'm gonna take the lying bastard of my potato head."

I wouldn't recommend you drink any more of that!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Another pint of lemsip please! "

Another bucket of lempsip coming right up love....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’ve have quite enough booze already!

So I’ll definitely have a large Prosecco, please

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By *llenGTWoman
over a year ago

East/West Mids


"Controversially, I will have a pint of Guinness and any Ibiza anthem please. In return I will leave a large tip xx

Good evening Ellen....One pint of Guinness coming right up an Ibiza anthem on the jukebox....x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8JEm4d6Wu4

Good choice! Thank you. Tip behind the bar x

Faithless - Insomnia...

I hope you will leave a big tip!....x"

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"A cold Pint of Peroni for me please, OP. It's been a hard day in the kitchen and I have quite a thirst on.

Good evening SMP....

One cold pint of Peroni coming right up...

what have you been cooking in the kitchen today?

I've been on the pass today and it's been very stressful. Have you any 18 year old Macallan hiding behind the bar? If so, I'll have a double please.

I had one hiding behind the bar!...A double Macallan coming right up!...."

Thank you, Ash. And a double for your good self of course.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I think I’ve have quite enough booze already!

So I’ll definitely have a large Prosecco, please "

Good evening Boldy...If you're sure one large Prosecco coming right up!.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A cold Pint of Peroni for me please, OP. It's been a hard day in the kitchen and I have quite a thirst on.

Good evening SMP....

One cold pint of Peroni coming right up...

what have you been cooking in the kitchen today?

I've been on the pass today and it's been very stressful. Have you any 18 year old Macallan hiding behind the bar? If so, I'll have a double please.

I had one hiding behind the bar!...A double Macallan coming right up!....

Thank you, Ash. And a double for your good self of course."

Cheers SMP...I'll pour myself another brandy and cola....

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Just a glass of white wine for me thanks

And a slightly strange question. Do either of you play Gardenscapes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of Jack Daniels

Heartache Tonight - Eagles

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of absolute raspberry flavour & lemonade please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Just a glass of white wine for me thanks

And a slightly strange question. Do either of you play Gardenscapes?"

Good evening Madmer....One glass of white wine coming right up.....Lorna plays Gardenscapes....How comes?!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a glass of white wine for me thanks

And a slightly strange question. Do either of you play Gardenscapes?

Good evening Madmer....One glass of white wine coming right up.....Lorna plays Gardenscapes....How comes?!..."

Oh iv just cought on!!!

It's a very small world!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Bottle of Jack Daniels

Heartache Tonight - Eagles

Cheers"

Good evening Kurt.....One bottle of Jack Daniels coming right up and The Eagles on the jukebox...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snPgFNMCXBs

The Eagles - Heartache tonight...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A glass of absolute raspberry flavour & lemonade please "

Good evening Veri tasty One glass of absolute raspberry flavour and lemonade coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeling a few tequilas yea and if you wouldn't mind putting Waiting all night by rudimental warm things up a bit ?? ?? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A glass of absolute raspberry flavour & lemonade please

Good evening Veri tasty One glass of absolute raspberry flavour and lemonade coming right up.... "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling so ducking edgy, this bottle of green spirits I found at the back of my parents shed has me all twitchy, some shit from Praha, urges, oh god these urges, I've only got a potato peeler but by fuck I'm gonna take the lying bastard of my potato head.

I wouldn't recommend you drink any more of that!... "

Ha!! Brilliant ??????

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"I think I’ve have quite enough booze already!

So I’ll definitely have a large Prosecco, please "

Oh, here she comes,

Watch out boy,

She'll chew you up

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Feeling a few tequilas yea and if you wouldn't mind putting Waiting all night by rudimental warm things up a bit ?? ?? ?? "

Good evening Justin.....Lining up a few tequilas on the bar and your song on the jukebox...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M97vR2V4vTs

Rudimental - Waiting all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shot time... I'm in

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I think I’ve have quite enough booze already!

So I’ll definitely have a large Prosecco, please

Oh, here she comes,

Watch out boy,

She'll chew you up

"

I'll be keeping an eye on her.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m only coming in if there’s a lock-in.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Shot time... I'm in "

Buenas Noches MG....several tequila shots coming right up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling a few tequilas yea and if you wouldn't mind putting Waiting all night by rudimental warm things up a bit ?? ?? ??

Good evening Justin.....Lining up a few tequilas on the bar and your song on the jukebox...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M97vR2V4vTs

Rudimental - Waiting all night"

superb and thanks keep them coming ?? and hold the lemon and salt ??

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m only coming in if there’s a lock-in."

I don't mind to lock you all in the bar if i can still go home at 1 am....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late?!?!? I would do for a cold Budweiser and some green olives...good evening everyone, Ash

Hows your evening been?

I have been doing DIY in the house, bloody wood, gave me "hard times" to do joints ahahah

Good evening Profumo....We will be here until the early hours!

One cold Budweiser and some green olives coming right up....

What DIY have you been doing today?..."

Awww thanks, it was needed, thanks again?

Kitchen remodel and bloody joints fight today ahaha.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

You know me I'm just coming alive Ash. So could I have a cocktail you chose x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Am I too late?!?!? I would do for a cold Budweiser and some green olives...good evening everyone, Ash

Hows your evening been?

I have been doing DIY in the house, bloody wood, gave me "hard times" to do joints ahahah

Good evening Profumo....We will be here until the early hours!

One cold Budweiser and some green olives coming right up....

What DIY have you been doing today?...

Awww thanks, it was needed, thanks again?

Kitchen remodel and bloody joints fight today ahaha."

You're welcome and hope you get the kitchen finished soon....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Feeling a few tequilas yea and if you wouldn't mind putting Waiting all night by rudimental warm things up a bit ?? ?? ??

Good evening Justin.....Lining up a few tequilas on the bar and your song on the jukebox...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M97vR2V4vTs

Rudimental - Waiting all nightsuperb and thanks keep them coming ?? and hold the lemon and salt ??"

I'll hold the lemon and salt!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shot time... I'm in

Buenas Noches MG....several tequila shots coming right up...."

Chug chug chug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I’ve have quite enough booze already!

So I’ll definitely have a large Prosecco, please

Oh, here she comes,

Watch out boy,

She'll chew you up

"

Me?

I would never...

Ps, I’ve had quite a few!

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I’ve not dropped by for a while.

A French 75 for me and one for yourself Ash please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I’ve have quite enough booze already!

So I’ll definitely have a large Prosecco, please

Good evening Boldy...If you're sure one large Prosecco coming right up!..... "

Large, yesssssss!

Sláinte!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve not dropped by for a while.

A French 75 for me and one for yourself Ash please "

We should do shots!

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"I’ve not dropped by for a while.

A French 75 for me and one for yourself Ash please

We should do shots! "

This is what I'm talking about!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You know me I'm just coming alive Ash. So could I have a cocktail you chose x"

Good evening Spider....I know you always like to come alive after midnight....

I hope you enjoy this Margarita cocktail i made for you...x

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"I’ve not dropped by for a while.

A French 75 for me and one for yourself Ash please

We should do shots! "

Sounds like you’re set for the night.

Ash, another one here please for Boldy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve not dropped by for a while.

A French 75 for me and one for yourself Ash please

We should do shots!

This is what I'm talking about! "

No one is getting out of this alive.

Well, sober anyway.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"You know me I'm just coming alive Ash. So could I have a cocktail you chose x

Good evening Spider....I know you always like to come alive after midnight....

I hope you enjoy this Margarita cocktail i made for you...x"

Oh yes Ash, it's a Harry met Sally moment that's hit the spot.

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By *impleSailorMan
over a year ago

the moon

Rum and please, cheeky squeeze of lime as well

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’ve not dropped by for a while.

A French 75 for me and one for yourself Ash please "

Good evening Lex.....Nice to see you at the Fab lounge bar tonight....

One French 75 cocktail coming right up and will make one for myself also thanks...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’ve not dropped by for a while.

A French 75 for me and one for yourself Ash please

We should do shots!

Sounds like you’re set for the night.

Ash, another one here please for Boldy"

Anothe one for Boldy coming right up!....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"You know me I'm just coming alive Ash. So could I have a cocktail you chose x

Good evening Spider....I know you always like to come alive after midnight....

I hope you enjoy this Margarita cocktail i made for you...x

Oh yes Ash, it's a Harry met Sally moment that's hit the spot.

"

I always aim to please.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Rum and please, cheeky squeeze of lime as well"

Good evening....one rum and cola coming right up and a cheeky squeeze of lime...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Sorry I'm late to the party, my usual please Ash

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Sorry I'm late to the party, my usual please Ash "

Good evening Samiss....I have been keeping your Pinot cold all evening....

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Disarrono and cranberry juice for Jayne, and a pernod and OJ with ice for Mart.

Musically, some power ballads would be nice.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sorry I'm late to the party, my usual please Ash

Good evening Samiss....I have been keeping your Pinot cold all evening.... "

Doh, thank you Ash howz lovely Lorna

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Sorry I'm late to the party, my usual please Ash

Good evening Samiss....I have been keeping your Pinot cold all evening....

Doh, thank you Ash howz lovely Lorna "

You're welcome Samiss....Sadly Lorna has now caught my lurgi and is now also poorly...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sorry I'm late to the party, my usual please Ash

Good evening Samiss....I have been keeping your Pinot cold all evening....

Doh, thank you Ash howz lovely Lorna

You're welcome Samiss....Sadly Lorna has now caught my lurgi and is now also poorly..."

I was just wondering this, bless her, hugs from me

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Sorry I'm late to the party, my usual please Ash

Good evening Samiss....I have been keeping your Pinot cold all evening....

Doh, thank you Ash howz lovely Lorna

You're welcome Samiss....Sadly Lorna has now caught my lurgi and is now also poorly...

I was just wondering this, bless her, hugs from me "

Thanks Samiss...Will pass on your hugs when i go and check on her shortly....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I'm going to start locking up soon so calling last orders...

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Popping in for a quick one then before you close.

Hi Ash and Lorna x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Popping in for a quick one then before you close.

Hi Ash and Lorna x"

Good evening Raven....Just in time!...What do you fancy before we lock up? x

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Popping in for a quick one then before you close.

Hi Ash and Lorna x

Good evening Raven....Just in time!...What do you fancy before we lock up? x"

A fruity rekorderlig please Ash x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Popping in for a quick one then before you close.

Hi Ash and Lorna x

Good evening Raven....Just in time!...What do you fancy before we lock up? x

A fruity rekorderlig please Ash x"

On its way lovely lady. X

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Popping in for a quick one then before you close.

Hi Ash and Lorna x

Good evening Raven....Just in time!...What do you fancy before we lock up? x

A fruity rekorderlig please Ash x

On its way lovely lady. X"

Mwaaah, thank you. Hope you aren't feeling too poorly, just saw you caught the lurgy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Popping in for a quick one then before you close.

Hi Ash and Lorna x

Good evening Raven....Just in time!...What do you fancy before we lock up? x

A fruity rekorderlig please Ash x

On its way lovely lady. X

Mwaaah, thank you. Hope you aren't feeling too poorly, just saw you caught the lurgy x"

We are both rough to be honest.

Obviously Ash is worse!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Popping in for a quick one then before you close.

Hi Ash and Lorna x

Good evening Raven....Just in time!...What do you fancy before we lock up? x

A fruity rekorderlig please Ash x

On its way lovely lady. X

Mwaaah, thank you. Hope you aren't feeling too poorly, just saw you caught the lurgy x

We are both rough to be honest.

Obviously Ash is worse! "

Haha, of course. Man flu is so much worse. Sending big hugs to you both x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Popping in for a quick one then before you close.

Hi Ash and Lorna x

Good evening Raven....Just in time!...What do you fancy before we lock up? x

A fruity rekorderlig please Ash x"

One fruity rekorderlig coming right up my lovely x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Thanks everybody for stopping by at bar fabulornash tonight and hope you all have a wonderful Sunday x

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Thanks Ash and Lorna. Hope you both feel better soon x

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar FabuLornAsh...

Why not stop by for a drink or two and a chat with other forumites and have a boogie on the dance floor?

What can i get for you at the bar and what song would you like on the jukebox tonight?...."

Good evening Lorna&Ash, thought I would pop in and say hello.

Hope you're both well.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone good?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

A pint of fizzy please boiling at work

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Good evening Ash,

Hope you are well?

Can I have a glass of Prosecco filled with raspberries please.

Shakira Hips don’t lie on the juke box please?

Thank you.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I think its shut. They both not well.

Shhhh, I have vodka if anyone wants to share x

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Morning y’all can I get a whisky and please and once Shakira is finished can we have foo fighters no way back on please

Ps I’ll have a bit of that vodka miss red x

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Help yourself GG, sharing is caring x

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Help yourself GG, sharing is caring x"

Would care to join me in the corner for a drink or two and chat x

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Help yourself GG, sharing is caring x

Would care to join me in the corner for a drink or two and chat x"

Of course. We can put the world to rights x

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Help yourself GG, sharing is caring x

Would care to join me in the corner for a drink or two and chat x

Of course. We can put the world to rights x"

Sounds good to me x

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Jeez, think Jayne is going to have to use the "welshgals" secret weapon when they don't get served at a bar.... tits out! lol

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