FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite funny movie quote

By *MP3 OP Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

What's your favourite funny quote from a film?

Mine is Captain Oveur's line in Airplane, "Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"What's your favourite funny quote from a film?

Mine is Captain Oveur's line in Airplane, "Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"."
"And don't call me Shirley"!

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By *pitfiremk10Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

The only way to keep those tigers busy is to let them shoot holes in me!

Oddball in Kelly's heroes.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

We do not wash our pits in the pool of sacred tears!

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By *MP3 OP Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck. "

D'yalikedags?

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By *assy_AttitudeWoman
over a year ago

RHYL

Mine is Infamy infamy they have all got in for me.

Kenneth Williams in carry on Cleo

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Mine is Infamy infamy they have all got in for me.

Kenneth Williams in carry on Cleo

That’s just for Floro!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

There’s a hole in my boot!

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By *MP3 OP Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Jack Nicholson's Joker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can be my wingman any time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’ll have what she’s having.” xD

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Have you been in a real shrimp boat?

No but I been in a real big boat."

Forrest Gump.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

You're about as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Milk was a bad choice.

Anchorman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck.

D'yalikedags?

Every quote makes me laugh no matter how many times I’ve watched it. I just bloody love that film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're about as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop"

Ahahaha

Love that film xD

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By *MP3 OP Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck.

D'yalikedags?

Every quote makes me laugh no matter how many times I’ve watched it. I just bloody love that film"

"Why the fuck do I want a caravan that's got no fucking wheels?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lloyd Christmas:

What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?

Mary Swanson:

Not good.

Lloyd Christmas:

Not good like one in a hundred?

Mary Swanson:

I'd say more like one in a million.

Lloyd Christmas:

So you're telling me there's a chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he sees her husband and says.. Hang on a minute, what was all that one in a million talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s no such thing as chicks with dicks, just guys with tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife she make this cheese. She make it with the milk out of her own tit.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Snatch

"what have we parked here for, what's up with that space over there?"

"It's to tight.."

"Tyrone, YOU CAN LAND A FUCKING JOMBO JET IN THERE"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to buy a car with a pussy magnet.

.........

If I pay you extra will you fit pussy magnet to my car

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By *MP3 OP Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"There’s no such thing as chicks with dicks, just guys with tits. "

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Let me see your war face ahhhhhhggghhhh

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
over a year ago

Glasvegas

You wrecked my fucking boat, you goon! Step brothers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a couple....

"Sanka, you dead man?"

"Lew hew... zer her!!"

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
over a year ago

Glasvegas

The mens rea scene from see no evil hear no evil.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Austria!? Well then, G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barby!

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By *MP3 OP Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"My father would womanize; he would drink; he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy."

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

"Let me see your war face ahhhhhhggghhhh"

And on that note:

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pffffft"

Blazing Saddles

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

"That went down about as well as a Turd Souffle...:

Peter's Friends

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules"

The Big Lebowski

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theres a couple....

"Sanka, you dead man?"

"Lew hew... zer her!!"

Ya man!

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

“I don't want no Commies in my car!...

No Christians, either!”

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Jack Nicholson's Joker?"

Yes

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

The truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.

Lt. Frank Drebin: Naked Gun 2½

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swear to God, I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says Shenanigans"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you the People's Front of Judea?

"F*** off".

"Where the Judean people's front-wan*ers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me there's thousands but must pick one from childhood... SpongeBob movie, "you don't need a licence to drive a sandwich" haha

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By *ellbound_GhoulwarpWoman
over a year ago

Fifth Circle of Hell

Hey nice bike. Where do you put the batteries? - Police Academy 3

Hey boys, look what I got here! Hey where the white women at? - Blazing Saddles :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never Rub Another Mans Rhubarb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is Infamy infamy they have all got in for me.

Kenneth Williams in carry on Cleo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.

Lt. Frank Drebin: Naked Gun 2½"

Forgotten this, made me larf out loud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alright.. I am the Messiah now F*** off"!

"How shall we f*** off oh Lord" !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welease Wodger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that escalated quickly

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Does your dog bite ?

Ahhhhhhhh

I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite ?

It’s not my dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Any line were Samual L Jackson says ‘Mother Fucker’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your favourite funny quote from a film?

Mine is Captain Oveur's line in Airplane, "Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"."

The little girl

"I like it black, like my men"

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

Smokey and the bandit, sheriff beuford talking to his son.

There is no way you came from my loins, the first thing im gonna do when I get home is punch your mama in the mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is supposed to be happy occasion, let's not argue and bicker over who killed who".

The holy grail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t shut up

I grow up

And when I look at you I throw up

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By *MP3 OP Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'. He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn't flying. It's falling with style..

Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where we are going we don't need roads-

Back to the Future (before jet hoverboards)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what the difference is between you and me... I make this Look Good!

Men in Black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s got a fifty-fifty chance of survival, but there’s only a 10% chance of that.

Nice beaver!

Thanks, I’ve just had it stuffed......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t shut up

I grow up

And when I look at you I throw up

Omg haha haven’t thought of this in years and years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation..

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh!!!

The bit in Bridesmaids when she’s talking about falling overboard and the dolphin spoke to her “not with it’s mouth...”

Don’t know why, it just fucking kills me every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tremors

Valentine McKee: STAMPEDE! Stampede, Earl! Get out of the way, get out of the way!

Burt Gummer: Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't ya you bastard!

So many great lines from that film.

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By *sgigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

"You know what the difference is between you and me... I make this Look Good!

Men in Black"

I read that in Will Smith's voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're going to need considerably bigger buns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spaceballs:

Computer;" this planet will self destruct in 10 seconds.., counting down 10 9 8 7 5" ..

President: "5, what happened to to 6"? .

Computer:" just kidding"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my day we respected our elders, we didn't eat them.

Wicker Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ring2;

"Mommy".

"I'm not your f****** mommy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wizard of Oz:

"He is my dog Toto", answered Dorothy.

" Is he made of tin or stuffed "?asked the lion ..

"Neither,he's ..a ..a.. a meat dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wizard of Oz:

"I think you are wrong to want a heart- it makes most people unhappy ,if You Only Knew it, you are lucky not to have a heart

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

"It's in! Oh my God, it's in!"

McLovin in Superbad.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels - "Not Mother???"

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

""Pffffft"

Blazing Saddles "

Hey, where the white women at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you said your dog didn't bite!.

"it is not my dog"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know why. And the movie is terrible, BUT...

Samuel L Jackson shouting "I've had it wth these Muthafuckin snakes on this Muthafuckin plane!" Makes me giggle inanely.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Roxanne - one of the twenty something betters....

"Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once!"

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By *argaryen starkCouple
over a year ago

pinxton

Would you say I have a plethora of presents ? Oh so senor you definitely have a plethora

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Would you say I have a plethora of presents ? Oh so senor you definitely have a plethora"

El Gwappo

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Roxanne - one of the twenty something betters....

"Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once!"

Found this...

https://youtu.be/Z1nYEH6EDwM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Robert De Niro (Dirty Grandpa): I’d rather let Queen Latifah shit in my mouth from a fucking hot air balloon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah,needs a garlic..

Clint eastwoods croc dundee

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By *ockonmeMan
over a year ago

lincolnshire

Hey you guyyyyyuyus!

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