FabSwingers.com forum: If only.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The person you fancy most on FAB, but have not actually got with yet.

There must be a reason or if only....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only, indeed.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I think they are just playing hard to get. Bastards.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Oh yeah there’s reasons, there’s always reason, they’re usually miles

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

There are reasons, I know what they are, I'm OK with my lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many if onlys

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Always reasons but if you really want to meet, it can happen. Just be patient

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I’ve told you, the bus just doesn’t go past yours. Urgh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve told you, the bus just doesn’t go past yours. Urgh.

You could hitch a ride on the bin lorry, but you'd have to get up earlier

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I’ve told you, the bus just doesn’t go past yours. Urgh.

You could hitch a ride on the bin lorry, but you'd have to get up earlier

Do you know how long it takes to tame my bed hair? Getting up earlier is rather out the question for that simple reason!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve told you, the bus just doesn’t go past yours. Urgh.

You could hitch a ride on the bin lorry, but you'd have to get up earlier

Do you know how long it takes to tame my bed hair? Getting up earlier is rather out the question for that simple reason!"

I love your bed hair..just leave it like that

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I think they are just playing hard to get. Bastards.

Yeah right on Meli

Bastards

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I’ve told you, the bus just doesn’t go past yours. Urgh.

You could hitch a ride on the bin lorry, but you'd have to get up earlier

Do you know how long it takes to tame my bed hair? Getting up earlier is rather out the question for that simple reason!

I love your bed hair..just leave it like that"

The bin men might mistake me for a discarded doll and chuck me in the back if I did that!

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

If only... Those two precious words... I try to avoid them...

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Usually miles, but if you want it to happen it can. I would travel hundreds of miles for the right person. I just see it as another adventure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah....I guess they don’t fancy us!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Oh yeah there’s reasons, there’s always reason, they’re usually miles "

Road trip

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

If only....story of my life!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve told you, the bus just doesn’t go past yours. Urgh.

You could hitch a ride on the bin lorry, but you'd have to get up earlier

Do you know how long it takes to tame my bed hair? Getting up earlier is rather out the question for that simple reason!

I love your bed hair..just leave it like that

The bin men might mistake me for a discarded doll and chuck me in the back if I did that!"

They tie discarded dolls and teddies on the front grill..you'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some fancy themselves more than they do others....

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Oh yeah there’s reasons, there’s always reason, they’re usually miles

Road trip

Definitely road trip

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I’ve told you, the bus just doesn’t go past yours. Urgh.

You could hitch a ride on the bin lorry, but you'd have to get up earlier

Do you know how long it takes to tame my bed hair? Getting up earlier is rather out the question for that simple reason!

I love your bed hair..just leave it like that

The bin men might mistake me for a discarded doll and chuck me in the back if I did that!

They tie discarded dolls and teddies on the front grill..you'll be fine"

Then I’m just going to turn up with flies splattered all over me, not a good look...Eccles cake

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Most popular reason is ‘if only you were closer’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve told you, the bus just doesn’t go past yours. Urgh.

You could hitch a ride on the bin lorry, but you'd have to get up earlier

Do you know how long it takes to tame my bed hair? Getting up earlier is rather out the question for that simple reason!

I love your bed hair..just leave it like that

The bin men might mistake me for a discarded doll and chuck me in the back if I did that!

They tie discarded dolls and teddies on the front grill..you'll be fine

Then I’m just going to turn up with flies splattered all over me, not a good look...Eccles cake"

Our bin lorry doesn't go fast enough to kill flies!! And I love excels cakes. Bring some please

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I’ve told you, the bus just doesn’t go past yours. Urgh.

You could hitch a ride on the bin lorry, but you'd have to get up earlier

Do you know how long it takes to tame my bed hair? Getting up earlier is rather out the question for that simple reason!

I love your bed hair..just leave it like that

The bin men might mistake me for a discarded doll and chuck me in the back if I did that!

They tie discarded dolls and teddies on the front grill..you'll be fine

Then I’m just going to turn up with flies splattered all over me, not a good look...Eccles cake

Our bin lorry doesn't go fast enough to kill flies!! And I love excels cakes. Bring some please"

Fancy a sausage roll too? I’ll pop to Greggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve told you, the bus just doesn’t go past yours. Urgh.

You could hitch a ride on the bin lorry, but you'd have to get up earlier

Do you know how long it takes to tame my bed hair? Getting up earlier is rather out the question for that simple reason!

I love your bed hair..just leave it like that

The bin men might mistake me for a discarded doll and chuck me in the back if I did that!

They tie discarded dolls and teddies on the front grill..you'll be fine

Then I’m just going to turn up with flies splattered all over me, not a good look...Eccles cake

Our bin lorry doesn't go fast enough to kill flies!! And I love excels cakes. Bring some please

Fancy a sausage roll too? I’ll pop to Greggs "

Great idea. There's a Greggs down the road at the motorway services. They have an off licence in there too. Bring wine

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Our favourite couples we haven't met are still on the cards.

Regarding single ladies, we had an invitation from one of our favourites but sadly there was a deal-breaker. I have some hope it's not out of the question with a couple others at least socially. All but one are a long way away though so I'm not pushing to meet.

Luke

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By *pitfiremk10Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

The person I really fancy on fab is sadly out of age range. If only .....

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I’ve told you, the bus just doesn’t go past yours. Urgh.

You could hitch a ride on the bin lorry, but you'd have to get up earlier

Do you know how long it takes to tame my bed hair? Getting up earlier is rather out the question for that simple reason!

I love your bed hair..just leave it like that

The bin men might mistake me for a discarded doll and chuck me in the back if I did that!

They tie discarded dolls and teddies on the front grill..you'll be fine

Then I’m just going to turn up with flies splattered all over me, not a good look...Eccles cake

Our bin lorry doesn't go fast enough to kill flies!! And I love excels cakes. Bring some please

Fancy a sausage roll too? I’ll pop to Greggs

Great idea. There's a Greggs down the road at the motorway services. They have an off licence in there too. Bring wine"

Red, white or rose?

Or one of each?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big reason

I’m pregnant. And he hasn’t asked to meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve told you, the bus just doesn’t go past yours. Urgh.

You could hitch a ride on the bin lorry, but you'd have to get up earlier

Do you know how long it takes to tame my bed hair? Getting up earlier is rather out the question for that simple reason!

I love your bed hair..just leave it like that

The bin men might mistake me for a discarded doll and chuck me in the back if I did that!

They tie discarded dolls and teddies on the front grill..you'll be fine

Then I’m just going to turn up with flies splattered all over me, not a good look...Eccles cake

Our bin lorry doesn't go fast enough to kill flies!! And I love excels cakes. Bring some please

Fancy a sausage roll too? I’ll pop to Greggs

Great idea. There's a Greggs down the road at the motorway services. They have an off licence in there too. Bring wine

Red, white or rose?

Or one of each?"

Yep get all 3. And some cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they are just playing hard to get. Bastards.

Genuinely laughed out loud reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....

To be fair though I’d probably do myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....

To be fair though I’d probably do myself "

I’d do you and me

We’re gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....

To be fair though I’d probably do myself

I’d do you and me

We’re gorgeous

Damn right. We need to do each other too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....

To be fair though I’d probably do myself

I’d do you and me

We’re gorgeous

Damn right. We need to do each other too

That’s a sure thing

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....

To be fair though I’d probably do myself "

But would you respect yourself afterwards?

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

I avoid the term if only. I'm more never say never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....

To be fair though I’d probably do myself

I’d do you and me

We’re gorgeous

Damn right. We need to do each other too

That’s a sure thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I avoid the term if only. I'm more never say never"

Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my head it’s because I’m intimidatingly hot. In reality it’s because I’m a cock and they don’t fancy me

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....

To be fair though I’d probably do myself

I’d do you and me

We’re gorgeous

Damn right. We need to do each other too

That’s a sure thing

I'll come with you both. Pick nora up and head up north!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Sometimes it’s easier to tell yourself it’s because they’re too far away, or just out of age range. The truth of “she thinks you’re a knob” is a little harder to take

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....

To be fair though I’d probably do myself

I’d do you and me

We’re gorgeous

Damn right. We need to do each other too

That’s a sure thing

I'll come with you both. Pick nora up and head up north!

Lol. I’d bend my don’t share rule for Floro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....

To be fair though I’d probably do myself

I’d do you and me

We’re gorgeous

Damn right. We need to do each other too

That’s a sure thing

I'll come with you both. Pick nora up and head up north!

Lol. I’d bend my don’t share rule for Floro

Ahhh you’re too cute but he’s all yours lovely

I’ll watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....

To be fair though I’d probably do myself

I’d do you and me

We’re gorgeous

Damn right. We need to do each other too

That’s a sure thing

I'll come with you both. Pick nora up and head up north!

Lol. I’d bend my don’t share rule for Floro

Ahhh you’re too cute but he’s all yours lovely

I’ll watch

Sod that! He can watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply geography and timing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He lives in bloody Australia!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only there was a woman, right now, within 20-25 miles, that was feeling horny and wanted me to come over and give her the attention she desired..... ah, if only....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....

To be fair though I’d probably do myself

I’d do you and me

We’re gorgeous

Damn right. We need to do each other too

That’s a sure thing

I'll come with you both. Pick nora up and head up north!

Lol. I’d bend my don’t share rule for Floro

Ahhh you’re too cute but he’s all yours lovely

I’ll watch

Sod that! He can watch

His brain has exploded

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....

To be fair though I’d probably do myself

I’d do you and me

We’re gorgeous

Damn right. We need to do each other too

That’s a sure thing

I'll come with you both. Pick nora up and head up north!

Lol. I’d bend my don’t share rule for Floro

Ahhh you’re too cute but he’s all yours lovely

I’ll watch

Sod that! He can watch

Sod that we'll watch each other in turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too proud to chase

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....

To be fair though I’d probably do myself

I’d do you and me

We’re gorgeous

Damn right. We need to do each other too

That’s a sure thing

I'll come with you both. Pick nora up and head up north!

Lol. I’d bend my don’t share rule for Floro

Ahhh you’re too cute but he’s all yours lovely

I’ll watch

Sod that! He can watch

His brain has exploded "

Not my brain. Something else might explode a few times though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some fancy themselves more than they do others....

To be fair though I’d probably do myself

I’d do you and me

We’re gorgeous

Damn right. We need to do each other too

That’s a sure thing

I'll come with you both. Pick nora up and head up north!

Lol. I’d bend my don’t share rule for Floro

Ahhh you’re too cute but he’s all yours lovely

I’ll watch

Sod that! He can watch

His brain has exploded "

Not the only thing!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I figure I’m too told and too large to even bother trying

I just admire from afar like a weird stalker (not the hiding in a bush type stalker tho)

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Too proud to chase "

I like your tattoo’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I figure I’m too told and too large to even bother trying

I just admire from afar like a weird stalker (not the hiding in a bush type stalker tho)

Shut up !! Too large ??

Shut up

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I figure I’m too told and too large to even bother trying

I just admire from afar like a weird stalker (not the hiding in a bush type stalker tho)

Shut up !! Too large ??

Shut up "

if I was 5’9” and athletic I would be ok

I’m gonna need stilts and a strong girdle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I figure I’m too told and too large to even bother trying

I just admire from afar like a weird stalker (not the hiding in a bush type stalker tho)

Shut up !! Too large ??

Shut up

if I was 5’9” and athletic I would be ok

I’m gonna need stilts and a strong girdle

Woman - hush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much of a swringer for me (yeah yeah it's a swinger site bah bah bah) i'll just admire from afar

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I figure I’m too told and too large to even bother trying

I just admire from afar like a weird stalker (not the hiding in a bush type stalker tho)

Shut up !! Too large ??

Shut up

if I was 5’9” and athletic I would be ok

I’m gonna need stilts and a strong girdle

Woman - hush

Zzziipppppppp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I figure I’m too told and too large to even bother trying

I just admire from afar like a weird stalker (not the hiding in a bush type stalker tho)

Shut up !! Too large ??

Shut up

if I was 5’9” and athletic I would be ok

I’m gonna need stilts and a strong girdle

Woman - hush

Zzziipppppppp

You’re lovely

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I flew over 3400 miles to meet someone while I was on holiday. It was worth the 12 hour flight and I don't have to say "what if", I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more than happy with mine, but there's one and I've just recently got chatting with and its looking promising.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I figure I’m too told and too large to even bother trying

I just admire from afar like a weird stalker (not the hiding in a bush type stalker tho)

I'm too old for any new ones but managed to keep a few from years ago.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I figure I’m too told and too large to even bother trying

I just admire from afar like a weird stalker (not the hiding in a bush type stalker tho)

Shut up !! Too large ??

Shut up

if I was 5’9” and athletic I would be ok

I’m gonna need stilts and a strong girdle

Woman - hush

Zzziipppppppp

You’re lovely

Thank you

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