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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

What 3 things would you buy to make the cashier look at you weird?

1 A Salami

2 Baby Oil

3 Condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Once brought

vasaline

duct tape

and a tow rope.

Didnt think it looked odd till I got back to the car...

It was actually all very innocent lol

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does not matter what you are buyung it your body language will give you away lol not the item Sales assistand will clock on naughty little smile lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stockins

laytex gloves

vasaline

Male

i was spraying and needed vasaline for overspray on me arms hands etc stockings for siving out bits in the laquer, and laytex gloves to wear for spraying and mixing

did get some very strange looks and a good laugh at the counter with a young cashier

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Stainless Steel Speculum.

Chilli seeds

Sink Plunger

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Reads like a normal day for Sassy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hamster Feed

Laxatives

Any Richard Gere Movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber, Durex, KY

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Condoms

Safety Pins

Pregnancy Test

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"Condoms

Safety Pins

Pregnancy Test

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A funnel, a jar of footlong hotdogs and a plunger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby wipes

Chocolate fudge sauce

Squirty cream

All to do with camping, honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vaseline, tow rope and some dog biscuits

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By *ellhatterMan
over a year ago

slough

booze booze booze lol.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Stainless Steel Speculum.

Chilli seeds

Sink Plunger"

'Kin hell, don't often see Speculums in the aisles at my local Tesco

Slightly off topic, but shop related, I needed batteries for some toys and they were all those little round watch type batteries, but all had different numbers on....went into local tool shop with the different batteries, asked the assistant if they were all the same, she called another assistant, one of the other customers joined in looking at them and said "What are they out of?" I replied "just some toys" thinking to mesel, don't ask what sort, I really don't wanna haveta say butt plug, nipple clamps and bullet......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stainless Steel Speculum.

Chilli seeds

Sink Plunger

'Kin hell, don't often see Speculums in the aisles at my local Tesco

Slightly off topic, but shop related, I needed batteries for some toys and they were all those little round watch type batteries, but all had different numbers on....went into local tool shop with the different batteries, asked the assistant if they were all the same, she called another assistant, one of the other customers joined in looking at them and said "What are they out of?" I replied "just some toys" thinking to mesel, don't ask what sort, I really don't wanna haveta say butt plug, nipple clamps and bullet...... "

hehe so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms.lube,a butternut squash,40 fags,a case of beer,2 bottles of southern comfort and a bottle of absinthe and some nappies and baby food..

I'd then claim not to have enough cash on me and make em put the nappies and baby food back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ski mask claw hammer and vigin olive oil

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

a funnel

fanny wash

stem ginger

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By *ellhatterMan
over a year ago

slough

depends on time also; if u do the shopping at midnight lol.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

marigolds

ky jelly

A butternut squash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maskin tape KY jelly and a tin of corned beef

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A roll of polythene sheeting

A large Kitchen Knife

Huge container of bleach

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Bubble wrap

A copy of the three little pigs

ring doughnuts

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

a femidom

frozen peas

meat tenderizer

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

a ski mask... an orange... and some sellotape...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

alka selzer

tampons

catchers mitt

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

a paddling pool

catering size fresh custard

50 packs of lime jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a paddling pool

catering size fresh custard

50 packs of lime jelly "

Wot... No icecream...!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tampax

Aspirin

Lawnmower...

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By *YLINDERCouple
over a year ago

CARDIFF


"Baby wipes

Chocolate fudge sauce

Squirty cream

All to do with camping, honest! "
lol please explain that one to me sounds like a bit of messy yummy fun to me

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Stainless Steel Speculum.

Chilli seeds

Sink Plunger

'Kin hell, don't often see Speculums in the aisles at my local Tesco

Slightly off topic, but shop related, I needed batteries for some toys and they were all those little round watch type batteries, but all had different numbers on....went into local tool shop with the different batteries, asked the assistant if they were all the same, she called another assistant, one of the other customers joined in looking at them and said "What are they out of?" I replied "just some toys" thinking to mesel, don't ask what sort, I really don't wanna haveta say butt plug, nipple clamps and bullet...... "

You really must find a better supermarket.

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