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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I say it all the time, but some days the cringe levels are astronomical....

Seriously... ladies , gents - do you really like the cliche crap that’s filled with innuendo ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah"

Do you ?? A little ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in my endo

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I love an innuendo, could you give me one OP?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Well i am partial to a bit of uncouth innuendo.

It puts a smile on my lips...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not in my endo"

You love it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I love an innuendo, could you give me one OP?

The two of you together makes me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love an innuendo, could you give me one OP?

You’re one of the worst

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well i am partial to a bit of uncouth innuendo.

It puts a smile on my lips..."

I’m literally shaking my head

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Being honest... Sometimes if I'm in the right mood.. Other times I just sigh and think wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not in my endo

You love it "

I can neither confirm or deny without the approval of the secretary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love an innuendo, could you give me one OP?

The two of you together makes me laugh."

The man is a bad case of Benny Hill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being honest... Sometimes if I'm in the right mood.. Other times I just sigh and think wtf

No no no - not you

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I love an innuendo, could you give me one OP?

The two of you together makes me laugh.

The man is a bad case of Benny Hill "

And yet you still like me

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Oh god some days the benny hill tune never switches off

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Okay. So if I am tipsy and I'm lamppost pissing (apparently I do that?!

), I find it really funny. But I don't think it's really innuendo-y just more cringe flirting from me. Oft I eyeroll hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god some days the benny hill tune never switches off

"
honk honk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love an innuendo, could you give me one OP?

The two of you together makes me laugh.

The man is a bad case of Benny Hill

And yet you still like me

Tolerate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh god some days the benny hill tune never switches off

Truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a bit of innuendo rolling off the tongue.... It's always so hard to just slip in.....

Peach x

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I love an innuendo, could you give me one OP?

The two of you together makes me laugh.

The man is a bad case of Benny Hill

And yet you still like me

Tolerate "

I’ll take that.

#winning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever a woman asks me for an innuendo, I give her one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Okay. So if I am tipsy and I'm lamppost pissing (apparently I do that?!

), I find it really funny. But I don't think it's really innuendo-y just more cringe flirting from me. Oft I eyeroll hard."

No ... see, I know you

You’re not one of those like him up there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love an innuendo, could you give me one OP?

The two of you together makes me laugh.

The man is a bad case of Benny Hill

And yet you still like me

Tolerate

I’ll take that.

#winning"

What are you ?? 25 ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay. So if I am tipsy and I'm lamppost pissing (apparently I do that?!

), I find it really funny. But I don't think it's really innuendo-y just more cringe flirting from me. Oft I eyeroll hard."

Want to explain “lamppost pissing”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Okay. So if I am tipsy and I'm lamppost pissing (apparently I do that?!

), I find it really funny. But I don't think it's really innuendo-y just more cringe flirting from me. Oft I eyeroll hard.

Want to explain “lamppost pissing”

Google is your friend

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Never too old

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Okay. So if I am tipsy and I'm lamppost pissing (apparently I do that?!

), I find it really funny. But I don't think it's really innuendo-y just more cringe flirting from me. Oft I eyeroll hard.

Want to explain “lamppost pissing”

So if you think someone is a bit of alright, you comment on their posts and threads a lot, drenching them in your complimentary urine to mark them as yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay. So if I am tipsy and I'm lamppost pissing (apparently I do that?!

), I find it really funny. But I don't think it's really innuendo-y just more cringe flirting from me. Oft I eyeroll hard.

Want to explain “lamppost pissing”

"
its when a guy stands really still for 5 hours holding a torch so the girl can read then she pisses up his leg as a thankyou _eli loves that kinky stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay. So if I am tipsy and I'm lamppost pissing (apparently I do that?!

), I find it really funny. But I don't think it's really innuendo-y just more cringe flirting from me. Oft I eyeroll hard.

Want to explain “lamppost pissing”

So if you think someone is a bit of alright, you comment on their posts and threads a lot, drenching them in your complimentary urine to mark them as yours."
oh im doing it wrong then doh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Okay. So if I am tipsy and I'm lamppost pissing (apparently I do that?!

), I find it really funny. But I don't think it's really innuendo-y just more cringe flirting from me. Oft I eyeroll hard.

Want to explain “lamppost pissing”

its when a guy stands really still for 5 hours holding a torch so the girl can read then she pisses up his leg as a thankyou _eli loves that kinky stuff

You could write a chuffing book on it

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I think I may have been guilty of innuendo once or twice

Often it's hard (

) not to...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Okay. So if I am tipsy and I'm lamppost pissing (apparently I do that?!

), I find it really funny. But I don't think it's really innuendo-y just more cringe flirting from me. Oft I eyeroll hard.

Want to explain “lamppost pissing”

So if you think someone is a bit of alright, you comment on their posts and threads a lot, drenching them in your complimentary urine to mark them as yours.oh im doing it wrong then doh"

You do it in a cringe way ... not wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I may have been guilty of innuendo once or twice

Often it's hard (

) not to..."

Leave

Right now

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I don’t enjoy the typical innuendo, but it doesn’t put me off either

What I do enjoy is when you are on the same wavelength as someone and a simply subject can have sexual undertones, like a car service.

It is full of innuendo and we understand what is being implied with our words, but to anyone else it just seems an innocent conversation.

Imagination and words are powerful things

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t enjoy the typical innuendo, but it doesn’t put me off either

What I do enjoy is when you are on the same wavelength as someone and a simply subject can have sexual undertones, like a car service.

It is full of innuendo and we understand what is being implied with our words, but to anyone else it just seems an innocent conversation.

Imagination and words are powerful things

Innuendo without cheese ?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I don’t enjoy the typical innuendo, but it doesn’t put me off either

What I do enjoy is when you are on the same wavelength as someone and a simply subject can have sexual undertones, like a car service.

It is full of innuendo and we understand what is being implied with our words, but to anyone else it just seems an innocent conversation.

Imagination and words are powerful things

Do they actually seem that innocent a conversation though? Slight tangent sorry OP!

Honestly, I think on the fora people are quite easy to read. It's enjoyable to do so but yes. The coded references etc amuse me a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t enjoy the typical innuendo, but it doesn’t put me off either

What I do enjoy is when you are on the same wavelength as someone and a simply subject can have sexual undertones, like a car service.

It is full of innuendo and we understand what is being implied with our words, but to anyone else it just seems an innocent conversation.

Imagination and words are powerful things

Yes that kind of thing gets my motor running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay. So if I am tipsy and I'm lamppost pissing (apparently I do that?!

), I find it really funny. But I don't think it's really innuendo-y just more cringe flirting from me. Oft I eyeroll hard.

Want to explain “lamppost pissing”

its when a guy stands really still for 5 hours holding a torch so the girl can read then she pisses up his leg as a thankyou _eli loves that kinky stuff

You could write a chuffing book on it "
i do not piss i only show affection for the girl i like totally different thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t enjoy the typical innuendo, but it doesn’t put me off either

What I do enjoy is when you are on the same wavelength as someone and a simply subject can have sexual undertones, like a car service.

It is full of innuendo and we understand what is being implied with our words, but to anyone else it just seems an innocent conversation.

Imagination and words are powerful things

Do they actually seem that innocent a conversation though? Slight tangent sorry OP!

Honestly, I think on the fora people are quite easy to read. It's enjoyable to do so but yes. The coded references etc amuse me a lot.

I want to be popular

You go off on a tangent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Okay. So if I am tipsy and I'm lamppost pissing (apparently I do that?!

), I find it really funny. But I don't think it's really innuendo-y just more cringe flirting from me. Oft I eyeroll hard.

Want to explain “lamppost pissing”

its when a guy stands really still for 5 hours holding a torch so the girl can read then she pisses up his leg as a thankyou _eli loves that kinky stuff

You could write a chuffing book on it i do not piss i only show affection for the girl i like totally different thing"

Not at all different to be fair but we can agree to disagree

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I don’t enjoy the typical innuendo, but it doesn’t put me off either

What I do enjoy is when you are on the same wavelength as someone and a simply subject can have sexual undertones, like a car service.

It is full of innuendo and we understand what is being implied with our words, but to anyone else it just seems an innocent conversation.

Imagination and words are powerful things

Do they actually seem that innocent a conversation though? Slight tangent sorry OP!

Honestly, I think on the fora people are quite easy to read. It's enjoyable to do so but yes. The coded references etc amuse me a lot.

The seagulls will follow the ploughman!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t enjoy the typical innuendo, but it doesn’t put me off either

What I do enjoy is when you are on the same wavelength as someone and a simply subject can have sexual undertones, like a car service.

It is full of innuendo and we understand what is being implied with our words, but to anyone else it just seems an innocent conversation.

Imagination and words are powerful things

Do they actually seem that innocent a conversation though? Slight tangent sorry OP!

Honestly, I think on the fora people are quite easy to read. It's enjoyable to do so but yes. The coded references etc amuse me a lot.

The seagulls will follow the ploughman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay. So if I am tipsy and I'm lamppost pissing (apparently I do that?!

), I find it really funny. But I don't think it's really innuendo-y just more cringe flirting from me. Oft I eyeroll hard.

Want to explain “lamppost pissing”

So if you think someone is a bit of alright, you comment on their posts and threads a lot, drenching them in your complimentary urine to mark them as yours."

"Complimentary urine" makes it sound like you'd normally pay for it, but in your case you can have it for free.

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

Oooooh. I love a Spanish suppositry Matron.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooooh. I love a Spanish suppositry Matron."

Get cleaning

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"Oooooh. I love a Spanish suppositry Matron.

Get cleaning "

I am cleaning the bathroom Ma'am but seem to have got my plunger stuck in a flue. F'narr, f'narr.

(I'll stop now

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooooh. I love a Spanish suppositry Matron.

Get cleaning

I am cleaning the bathroom Ma'am but seem to have got my plunger stuck in a flue. F'narr, f'narr.

(I'll stop now

Please

I reckon some like it

Some love it

It’s a blinking great filter

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I don’t enjoy the typical innuendo, but it doesn’t put me off either

What I do enjoy is when you are on the same wavelength as someone and a simply subject can have sexual undertones, like a car service.

It is full of innuendo and we understand what is being implied with our words, but to anyone else it just seems an innocent conversation.

Imagination and words are powerful things

Innuendo without cheese ?"

Definitely without cheese !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm polishing any knobs I find

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I don’t enjoy the typical innuendo, but it doesn’t put me off either

What I do enjoy is when you are on the same wavelength as someone and a simply subject can have sexual undertones, like a car service.

It is full of innuendo and we understand what is being implied with our words, but to anyone else it just seems an innocent conversation.

Imagination and words are powerful things

Do they actually seem that innocent a conversation though? Slight tangent sorry OP!

Honestly, I think on the fora people are quite easy to read. It's enjoyable to do so but yes. The coded references etc amuse me a lot.

I think unless you are on the same wavelength and can read between the lines then yes they are innocent to others, or shall we say seem a normal conversation

There are many that are easy to read on the forums and some of their messages aren’t that coded, which is amusing

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I don’t enjoy the typical innuendo, but it doesn’t put me off either

What I do enjoy is when you are on the same wavelength as someone and a simply subject can have sexual undertones, like a car service.

It is full of innuendo and we understand what is being implied with our words, but to anyone else it just seems an innocent conversation.

Imagination and words are powerful things

Yes that kind of thing gets my motor running

Engine at the ready Doc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm polishing any knobs I find"

Pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t enjoy the typical innuendo, but it doesn’t put me off either

What I do enjoy is when you are on the same wavelength as someone and a simply subject can have sexual undertones, like a car service.

It is full of innuendo and we understand what is being implied with our words, but to anyone else it just seems an innocent conversation.

Imagination and words are powerful things

Yes that kind of thing gets my motor running

Engine at the ready Doc

Oiled up and raring to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find the giant circle jerk on a lot of threads really cringey

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Okay. So if I am tipsy and I'm lamppost pissing (apparently I do that?!

), I find it really funny. But I don't think it's really innuendo-y just more cringe flirting from me. Oft I eyeroll hard.

Want to explain “lamppost pissing”

So if you think someone is a bit of alright, you comment on their posts and threads a lot, drenching them in your complimentary urine to mark them as yours."

Oh like someone we know

who does that... a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay. So if I am tipsy and I'm lamppost pissing (apparently I do that?!

), I find it really funny. But I don't think it's really innuendo-y just more cringe flirting from me. Oft I eyeroll hard.

Want to explain “lamppost pissing”

So if you think someone is a bit of alright, you comment on their posts and threads a lot, drenching them in your complimentary urine to mark them as yours.

Oh like someone we know

who does that... a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I find the giant circle jerk on a lot of threads really cringey "

It exercises ones eyeballs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Okay. So if I am tipsy and I'm lamppost pissing (apparently I do that?!

), I find it really funny. But I don't think it's really innuendo-y just more cringe flirting from me. Oft I eyeroll hard.

Want to explain “lamppost pissing”

So if you think someone is a bit of alright, you comment on their posts and threads a lot, drenching them in your complimentary urine to mark them as yours.

Oh like someone we know

who does that... a lot

I’m trying to cut down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get any.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Okay. So if I am tipsy and I'm lamppost pissing (apparently I do that?!

), I find it really funny. But I don't think it's really innuendo-y just more cringe flirting from me. Oft I eyeroll hard.

Want to explain “lamppost pissing”

So if you think someone is a bit of alright, you comment on their posts and threads a lot, drenching them in your complimentary urine to mark them as yours.

Oh like someone we know

who does that... a lot

I’m trying to cut down

Not you silly

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Okay. So if I am tipsy and I'm lamppost pissing (apparently I do that?!

), I find it really funny. But I don't think it's really innuendo-y just more cringe flirting from me. Oft I eyeroll hard.

Want to explain “lamppost pissing”

So if you think someone is a bit of alright, you comment on their posts and threads a lot, drenching them in your complimentary urine to mark them as yours.

Oh like someone we know

who does that... a lot

I’m trying to cut down

Not you silly

I have no clue who you mean DC.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Okay. So if I am tipsy and I'm lamppost pissing (apparently I do that?!

), I find it really funny. But I don't think it's really innuendo-y just more cringe flirting from me. Oft I eyeroll hard.

Want to explain “lamppost pissing”

So if you think someone is a bit of alright, you comment on their posts and threads a lot, drenching them in your complimentary urine to mark them as yours.

Oh like someone we know

who does that... a lot

I’m trying to cut down

Not you silly

I have no clue who you mean DC.

Noooo of course you don’t

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Okay. So if I am tipsy and I'm lamppost pissing (apparently I do that?!

), I find it really funny. But I don't think it's really innuendo-y just more cringe flirting from me. Oft I eyeroll hard.

Want to explain “lamppost pissing”

So if you think someone is a bit of alright, you comment on their posts and threads a lot, drenching them in your complimentary urine to mark them as yours.

Oh like someone we know

who does that... a lot

I’m trying to cut down

Not you silly

I know

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I'd just like a lamppost to sniff around....one which has longevity of more than 2 hrs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd just like a lamppost to sniff around....one which has longevity of more than 2 hrs. "

If you find one without the ‘fickle’ gene, let us know

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