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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If money was no object and knowing what you do about a forumite, what would you buy them as a gift?

Pearl, I'd buy an Airstream caravan, for when she gives up on tents.

A classy gift for a classy lady IMHO *giggles*

View, I'd buy him a cookery course with a chef of his choice, maybe St. Delia.

He's being more adventurous cooking wise and getting into it more.

Femme, ..... well her own designer shoe shop of course .... her shoes to sell or just lust over.

Jo, Pet, Diamonds Mrs Coantrim et al. A helicopter and pilot to scoot them all up here to visit me and walk my beach with me, then we can party on it later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a bit of a cheapskate I'd borrow that helicopter to bring you all down here to sunny Cornwall

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being a bit of a cheapskate I'd borrow that helicopter to bring you all down here to sunny Cornwall "

Beach party with Jackandkate sounds good to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd buy Mrs A a Tommie Tippee cup for her voddy and I will also buy her and her hubby a helicopter. Mr A will also be given a crash mat.

Mushy will be given his very own state of the art darkroom.

Eurotongue, I will buy him state of the art satnav so he can furtle safely without worry of falling into those roman canals.

Polo will recieve a marketing budget that will enable her to sell her exclusive Polo underwear.

If Sassymissuk was still around, I would upgrade her Goliath and buy her an infinite supply of wasabi.

I'm still working on what to buy you Laine

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I d buy Mrs A an even larger container for her voddies, Mrs Frocks a stress ball (so Mrs A's voddy consumption does not stress her out), Laine deffo needs that helicopter to come down South, Petillante needs one too as she lives too far north and shee needs a Magnum. Mushy - well what can I say? The size of that darkroom needs to be considerable....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id buy buckfast abbey for paddy so he has unlimited amounts of wine

id buy soapy the radox factory

wishy&siren some earplugs for when their newborn starts to cry along with some parsons teething powders

jo id get some salt licks for her horses and some of those snazzy riding boots.

Evesham some ceroc shoes with suede soles

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I'd buy me a Rick Owens leather jacket.

I'm a selfish bastard.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Laine - a bigger house in exactly the same spot so that she can house all of us for a holiday

Pearl a hugh heffnor type mansion for her and her toy boys

View one of those jackets he just said so that he has to get me something nice in return. or i will by him 51% of shares in m&s

Femme fatale her own shoe company

Mrand mrs antrim their own private jet to fly them to england anytime they like

Frock off a telescope then she can peer through my windows for the comfy of her own home

Evesham i would pay to have plastic surgery on her foo foo

Madchick id pay for a course in diplomacy

Polo a see through head so me can all see what goes off in that mind

Mushy his own retro music store

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd buy me a Rick Owens leather jacket.

I'm a selfish bastard."

.... spoilsport! go rustle up some soup or something.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I'd buy a helicopter with pilots on call, (already know one) and a mansion with staff so that we can have parties, with endless supplies of Champagne, Voddie and Cocktails

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Laine - a bigger house in exactly the same spot so that she can house all of us for a holiday

Pearl a hugh heffnor type mansion for her and her toy boys

View one of those jackets he just said so that he has to get me something nice in return. or i will by him 51% of shares in m&s

Femme fatale her own shoe company

Mrand mrs antrim their own private jet to fly them to england anytime they like

Frock off a telescope then she can peer through my windows for the comfy of her own home

Evesham i would pay to have plastic surgery on her foo foo

Madchick id pay for a course in diplomacy

Polo a see through head so me can all see what goes off in that mind

Mushy his own retro music store

"

LLF @ M&S shares for View.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

After (not)much consideration I would buy the following

Laine... Knee Pads for comfort and a rain mac to keep dry

Mrs Frock ... (need to put thinking cap on for this one)

Mr Now ..lessons on booking hotels and a book on the joys of marmalade

Diamondsmiles ..would get a free shopping trip for when she loses more weight

Pet and Aphroditie ... plenty of champers and pringles for our girlie night

Wendy ... shares in haribo

Soapy .... A bigger bath for sharing

Debs ... a new hiding place for the big purple ones

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Why does everyone think I need Champagne. Someone is getting me a reputation

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

continued ...

Femme ...her own shoe shop

Jo ... new grooming kit for her horses

Funky ... a fluff factory and new time machine

View .. designer sunglasses

A and K .. set of new towels and walnut whips

Mrs Frock ... a fresh set of kneecaps to hang on the wall

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I thank you for the new mac Mrs CoAn .... is that to keep me dry when perving in your windows?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I thank you for the new mac Mrs CoAn .... is that to keep me dry when perving in your windows? "

your most welcome, you have nearly finished your 1st stage of stalking, next stage you get into the house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thank you for the new mac Mrs CoAn .... is that to keep me dry when perving in your windows?

your most welcome, you have nearly finished your 1st stage of stalking, next stage you get into the house "

Goody! I am house-trained and I'll take my wellies off.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I thank you for the new mac Mrs CoAn .... is that to keep me dry when perving in your windows?

your most welcome, you have nearly finished your 1st stage of stalking, next stage you get into the house

Goody! I am house-trained and I'll take my wellies off. "

keep it up and you will finish stage 1 in no time at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I that easy to read, as I have been eyeing an Airstream caravan for sometime?!

For Laine, a MINI Countryman as I believe you'd probably like one as much as I do.

For Diamondsmiles, a luxury spa break where the food is healthy yet tasty.

For femme, a house extension so that she can have her own walk in wardrobe and shoe racks.

For AandK, an all inclusive holiday in the Maldives.

For JackandKate, a tap being a pub of his choice for life.

For Jezebel, a few pairs of killer thigh length boots.

For Eveshamgal, a new car.

For everyone else, let's have a swell of party Chams with drinks and food on me.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Jo Malone Lime Basil & Mandarin Candles for all....

they even come with Jo Malone matches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im gonna buy myself a boob reduction and uplift

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By *nnie2009Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

i"d just have the uplift lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops, I forgot View, a bespoke suit of his choice, with purple silk lining.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Oops, I forgot View, a bespoke suit of his choice, with purple silk lining. "

Damir Doma please and thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laine , a hotel the beautiful and sophisticated island of Barbados. Then we could all over over to stay ..

Cute n SASSY1 Would have a big country house for her and little girl and help in the house and car .

View would have a Art gallery full of Carefully selected artworks of current international contemporary art, sculptures, prints and photography.

Coantrimcpl2010 villa ner Lanine Barbados with pool and staff .

Soapy i would give a site like fab to own and run and a club like chams.

Pearl i would give her one of the new camper vans thats like a house .. so she can see all over the uk , and a card she would never have to pay for petrol .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iconic1 I would get her a shop in london and it would be full of lovely things to dress up in . Hand made things too .. one off s ..

naughtynymphos i would get a pub with big club for rock bands and cuntry music .. and she would be the bell of the ball .. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks jo :D xx

Iconic - photo studios with latest photography editing software, lighting rigs and unlimited sets to encourage her creativity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd feel some strange compulsion to get a popcorn maker for everyone.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Laine - A wardrobe full of onesies

View - A contemporary piece of art of his choosing and silk scatter cushions

MrsA - Vodka distillery

MrA - ME!!!

Cute - Disneyland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iconic1 I would get her a shop in london and it would be full of lovely things to dress up in . Hand made things too .. one off s ..

naughtynymphos i would get a pub with big club for rock bands and cuntry music .. and she would be the bell of the ball .. xx"

Jo I think you know us so well. Can I have my shop in New York though. And I want it just like the one Mr Benn went into. I'd love dressing up all day, and of course take photos with all my new camera equipment that Cute has bought me.

Jo - I would buy your horses gold headresses with large feathers and their tails plaited with gold braid, I like dressing up animals too.

Jack I'd buy an infinite amount of designer sunglasses to outrival Victoria Beckham

For Wishy I would buy him a seat in the House of Commons and a loudspeaker to shout out at any time he wished

For NaughtyNymphos I would buy out the tattoo studio in Miami and have Chris Garver, Kat Von D and Chris Nunez work for her.

For Imalady a wardrobe full of couture

For Cute - a large house with a lovely big playroom and a fairground in the garden to keep the little one amused and a huge bedroom with adjoining bathroom and sunken hot tub, bedding leopardskin and the walls red satin to entertain in and bring the tigress inside

For Paddy - a mansion to rival Hugh Hefners pad with an array of 'playmates', at least 3 a night

And for Tina TitZ bigger and better breast forms

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So many of these gifts are making me smile .... love it ....... keep them coming.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I that easy to read, as I have been eyeing an Airstream caravan for sometime?!

For Laine, a MINI Countryman as I believe you'd probably like one as much as I do.

For Diamondsmiles, a luxury spa break where the food is healthy yet tasty.

For femme, a house extension so that she can have her own walk in wardrobe and shoe racks.

For AandK, an all inclusive holiday in the Maldives.

For JackandKate, a tap being a pub of his choice for life.

For Jezebel, a few pairs of killer thigh length boots.

For Eveshamgal, a new car.

For everyone else, let's have a swell of party Chams with drinks and food on me.

"

I fancy an Airstream too Pearl, me titch and the pets all piled into it ... knew you'd like one.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Pearl Necklace- Baroda Pearls

Madchick- matching bra n knickers

kev n kat- a dungeon

Diamondsmiles- Meerkats

Archangel- hooters girls to tend to his every whim

Sbay- a cut throat razor

HPC- copyrights to "silent plop"

Euro tongue- a bright yellow thong

Eveshamgal- a new car

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

femme...designer shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best dungeon in the UK for the evening, complete with dungeonmaster and slaves.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Best dungeon in the UK for the evening, complete with dungeonmaster and slaves."

private jet so i can how them the beauties of northumberland...

And what would i do with slaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best dungeon in the UK for the evening, complete with dungeonmaster and slaves.

private jet so i can how them the beauties of northumberland...

And what would i do with slaves "

(I'll av em)

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