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By *veready69 OP   Man
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Your choice.....a lover with the body that is your own personal ideal, great in bed, charismatic and funny but with a faint whiff of halitosis or one that is only a 5/10 on all points, a bit lacking in intelligence and wit, strictly vanilla but whose breath smells great?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need to choose, my fella's gorgeous inside and out and very clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to google what halitosis was.

Just offer her a mint gum and you’re good surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't need to choose, my fella's gorgeous inside and out and very clever "

He’s got sparkly eyes

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By *nderIwonder.Man
over a year ago

2nd City

fucking ell surely there's a 3rd option?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't need to choose, my fella's gorgeous inside and out and very clever

He’s got sparkly eyes "

He has!

And he smells lovely

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Im picky

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Your choice.....a lover with the body that is your own personal ideal, great in bed, charismatic and funny but with a faint whiff of halitosis or one that is only a 5/10 on all points, a bit lacking in intelligence and wit, strictly vanilla but whose breath smells great?"
Does your breath stink Op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't need to choose, my fella's gorgeous inside and out and very clever

He’s got sparkly eyes

He has!

And he smells lovely "

Yeah I didn’t wanna get too close and sniff him. I might have scared him

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By *veready69 OP   Man
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH


"fucking ell surely there's a 3rd option? "

Nope. For the purposes of this mind experiment your super horny and these two are your options....and you're all out of mints.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take them from behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't need to choose, my fella's gorgeous inside and out and very clever "

As is mine

Jury's still out about the clever bit tho'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't need to choose, my fella's gorgeous inside and out and very clever

He’s got sparkly eyes

He has!

And he smells lovely

Yeah I didn’t wanna get too close and sniff him. I might have scared him "

Don't lie....you were worried you'd give him a boner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fucking ell surely there's a 3rd option?

Nope. For the purposes of this mind experiment your super horny and these two are your options....and you're all out of mints."

I’ll fuck myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fucking ell surely there's a 3rd option?

Nope. For the purposes of this mind experiment your super horny and these two are your options....and you're all out of mints.

I’ll fuck myself "

Get in line Queenie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fucking ell surely there's a 3rd option?

Nope. For the purposes of this mind experiment your super horny and these two are your options....and you're all out of mints.

I’ll fuck myself

Get in line Queenie! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doggy style and forget about the breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll settle for a lady wank.

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By *nderIwonder.Man
over a year ago

2nd City

[Removed by poster at 02/08/19 21:09:18]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't need to choose, my fella's gorgeous inside and out and very clever

He’s got sparkly eyes

He has!

And he smells lovely

Yeah I didn’t wanna get too close and sniff him. I might have scared him

Don't lie....you were worried you'd give him a boner "

I’m pretty sure he had one any way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't need to choose, my fella's gorgeous inside and out and very clever

He’s got sparkly eyes

He has!

And he smells lovely

Yeah I didn’t wanna get too close and sniff him. I might have scared him

Don't lie....you were worried you'd give him a boner

I’m pretty sure he had one any way "

Well duh!

So did I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok. So no mints, I’ve got a banging woman with shit breath and a woman that’s not hideous but I don’t really fancy her....

I’m gonna try and get them to fuck each other whilst I watch

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By *llenGTWoman
over a year ago

East/West Mids


"Your choice.....a lover with the body that is your own personal ideal, great in bed, charismatic and funny but with a faint whiff of halitosis or one that is only a 5/10 on all points, a bit lacking in intelligence and wit, strictly vanilla but whose breath smells great?"

Option one from behind

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've been super horny and gone without before. Meh.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

FFS I'd rather go without.....desperation is not in my makeup...

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

We should merge this with the grave yard thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither. I won't settle

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm Mrs Shallow from Shallow Town. I'll have the good looking one please, have him wrapped and biked over please

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Erm neither, not really feeling those options lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can’t just settle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll settle for a lady wank."

Ladies don't wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your choice.....a lover with the body that is your own personal ideal, great in bed, charismatic and funny but with a faint whiff of halitosis or one that is only a 5/10 on all points, a bit lacking in intelligence and wit, strictly vanilla but whose breath smells great?"
you can't pick sexual partners like that, well maybe you can but I require personality looks and a gorgeous smile as well as great breath and breasts

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I've done without by choice and otherwise enough to wish them well and do so again. I could condemn myself to a quickie with the 10/10, if it was going to be the only sex of the month and I didn't kiss and had a strong fan, blowing any smells away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I always have mints and chewing gum in the right hand pocket of my jeans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why I always have mints and chewing gum in the right hand pocket of my jeans."
trebor?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Neither.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"This is why I always have mints and chewing gum in the right hand pocket of my jeans."

You've got to get them into someone's mouth Jim - they're not like an air freshener that'll sweeten the air, killing all known bad breath smells dead.

Shag in a wind tunnel, with them downstream

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"This is why I always have mints and chewing gum in the right hand pocket of my jeans."

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By *carlettVanillaWoman
over a year ago

Gloucesterish

Option a) with extra strong mints!! Its a no brainer!! Xx

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