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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Three time's that poor miserable woman had to come to sort my self service till out. That unexpected item in the bagging department yeah you daft machine that would be the cucumber I've just scanned!

She didn't talk to me once,customer service at it's finest

Morrison's stick more staff on!

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I used one of them tills the other day and won employee of the month

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Three time's that poor miserable woman had to come to sort my self service till out. That unexpected item in the bagging department yeah you daft machine that would be the cucumber I've just scanned!

She didn't talk to me once,customer service at it's finest

Morrison's stick more staff on!"

Was it lube after the cucumber

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Are we having a bad day sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have got home delivery by van Morrison’s.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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What were you buying as well as the cucumber though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What were you buying as well as the cucumber though? "

Filth

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I refuse to use self service as they are being introduced to cut down on staff and thus wage costs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m holding my cucumber and thinking of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I refuse to use self service as they are being introduced to cut down on staff and thus wage costs. "

That attitude won’t prevent it happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the vasoline and condoms go through ok though?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I refuse to use self service as they are being introduced to cut down on staff and thus wage costs.

That attitude won’t prevent it happening"

You're right, it wont. But my conscience is clear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I refuse to use self service as they are being introduced to cut down on staff and thus wage costs.

That attitude won’t prevent it happening

You're right, it wont. But my conscience is clear."

Fair enough, enjoy the past. I’m living in the future

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Unexpected bag in the item area

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I used one of them tills the other day and won employee of the month"

How did you that then do you work there?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’d rather queue those things drive me nuts !

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Three time's that poor miserable woman had to come to sort my self service till out. That unexpected item in the bagging department yeah you daft machine that would be the cucumber I've just scanned!

She didn't talk to me once,customer service at it's finest

Morrison's stick more staff on!

Was it lube after the cucumber "

The cucumber is for the guinea pig's

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Are we having a bad day sweet "

It was fine up until then I mean once fair enough but three time's,that machine took an instance dislike to me I'm going to kick it next time I pass it.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Should have got home delivery by van Morrison’s."

I only had about 8 items.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"What were you buying as well as the cucumber though? "

Flavoured lube,favoured condoms,duct tape that kinda thing

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

If you use self service you should get a staff discount.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I refuse to use self service as they are being introduced to cut down on staff and thus wage costs. "

Now I agree,however I have a bit of social anxiety thing going on where if I have to queue and around a store of people I start to feel faint,fast heartbeat,looking for the exit that kinda thing...sooo it's a case of get in grab basket,quick shop,self service til,escape.

I did go to a til originally but it was slow so chose the self service.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I’m holding my cucumber and thinking of you"

I could think of something far better!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"What were you buying as well as the cucumber though?

Flavoured lube,favoured condoms,duct tape that kinda thing "

You really go all out when you wank huh? Why flavoured condoms? Your vagina can't taste the pineapple.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Did the vasoline and condoms go through ok though?"

They did make sure that arse of yours is ready for me,I've forgotten which size strap-on did you want?

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"What were you buying as well as the cucumber though?

Flavoured lube,favoured condoms,duct tape that kinda thing

You really go all out when you wank huh? Why flavoured condoms? Your vagina can't taste the pineapple."

The condoms are for any future sex I may have,I just need to blow away a few cobwebs down there first and I'll be fine. Anyone desperate?!

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Can I be ur web cleaner

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Can I be ur web cleaner "

No-one has been down there for a long time so you may want to rethink that chore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used one of them tills the other day and won employee of the month"

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

There wasn’t a battery in it was they?

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"There wasn’t a battery in it was they?"

Erm don't know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They were probably more concerned about the marrow.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"They were probably more concerned about the marrow."

Marrow what marrow I didn't buy a marrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They were probably more concerned about the marrow.

Marrow what marrow I didn't buy a marrow."

That's what they all say.

(still send that video of it later please)

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"They were probably more concerned about the marrow.

Marrow what marrow I didn't buy a marrow.

That's what they all say.

(still send that video of it later please)"

It'll cost you,you send me that video of the courgette in return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Three time's that poor miserable woman had to come to sort my self service till out. That unexpected item in the bagging department yeah you daft machine that would be the cucumber I've just scanned!

She didn't talk to me once,customer service at it's finest

Morrison's stick more staff on!"

Morrisons staff are busy, at the back of Morrisons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I refuse to use self service as they are being introduced to cut down on staff and thus wage costs. "

You dont drive a car then

Think of all the unemployed petrol pump attendants

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I refuse to use self service as they are being introduced to cut down on staff and thus wage costs.

You dont drive a car then

Think of all the unemployed petrol pump attendants "

They work on the checkout now, not on the pumps.

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Three time's that poor miserable woman had to come to sort my self service till out. That unexpected item in the bagging department yeah you daft machine that would be the cucumber I've just scanned!

She didn't talk to me once,customer service at it's finest

Morrison's stick more staff on!

Morrisons staff are busy, at the back of Morrisons."

Oh I didn't realise F&B lived near me.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"I refuse to use self service as they are being introduced to cut down on staff and thus wage costs.

That attitude won’t prevent it happening"

It would if everyone did it

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I refuse to use self service as they are being introduced to cut down on staff and thus wage costs.

That attitude won’t prevent it happening

It would if everyone did it "

There's a reason why I use them,apart from the supermarkets only sticking a couple of people on the tills. I can just imagine a supermarket full of people waiting to pay at the two available tills with everyone refusing to use the self service tills,then eventually getting pissed of with the queues and going back to them.

I need more sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I refuse to use self service as they are being introduced to cut down on staff and thus wage costs.

That attitude won’t prevent it happening

It would if everyone did it

There's a reason why I use them,apart from the supermarkets only sticking a couple of people on the tills. I can just imagine a supermarket full of people waiting to pay at the two available tills with everyone refusing to use the self service tills,then eventually getting pissed of with the queues and going back to them.

I need more sleep."

At the supermarket I use, they have smart checkouts (where you scan your shopping as you go round) and they’re much better than standing in a queue while all the old people around you complain about how long the queues are.

Having worked in a supermarket previously I can say that sitting on a checkout is not the only job in the store and that it is probably the worst of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those self checkout thingys hate me!

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I refuse to use self service as they are being introduced to cut down on staff and thus wage costs.

That attitude won’t prevent it happening

It would if everyone did it

There's a reason why I use them,apart from the supermarkets only sticking a couple of people on the tills. I can just imagine a supermarket full of people waiting to pay at the two available tills with everyone refusing to use the self service tills,then eventually getting pissed of with the queues and going back to them.

I need more sleep.

At the supermarket I use, they have smart checkouts (where you scan your shopping as you go round) and they’re much better than standing in a queue while all the old people around you complain about how long the queues are.

Having worked in a supermarket previously I can say that sitting on a checkout is not the only job in the store and that it is probably the worst of them."

I think they have those in Tesco's how does it work,how do they know people aren't pinching stuff?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Omg women are you still moaning about that bloody check out

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Omg women are you still moaning about that bloody check out "

No chuck some other bugger brought it back to life,I would never moan on a Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg women are you still moaning about that bloody check out

No chuck some other bugger brought it back to life,I would never moan on a Saturday "

How dare you call me a bugger. Up yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I refuse to use self service as they are being introduced to cut down on staff and thus wage costs.

That attitude won’t prevent it happening

It would if everyone did it

There's a reason why I use them,apart from the supermarkets only sticking a couple of people on the tills. I can just imagine a supermarket full of people waiting to pay at the two available tills with everyone refusing to use the self service tills,then eventually getting pissed of with the queues and going back to them.

I need more sleep.

At the supermarket I use, they have smart checkouts (where you scan your shopping as you go round) and they’re much better than standing in a queue while all the old people around you complain about how long the queues are.

Having worked in a supermarket previously I can say that sitting on a checkout is not the only job in the store and that it is probably the worst of them.

I think they have those in Tesco's how does it work,how do they know people aren't pinching stuff?"

You scan your items as you go and then scan the QR code on the checkout, that sends the list of shopping to the checkout and you pay.

Depending on the store (I’m not sure about Tesco’s but Sainsbury’s do this) they do random spot checks where they check a few items in your bags against the list and if they find something that you haven’t scanned they rescan the whole trolley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had similar with a bag of potatos cos the bar code was bent she seemed clueless what to do

Just said your gonna have to key the numbers in cos she cant see them strange experience

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Omg women are you still moaning about that bloody check out

No chuck some other bugger brought it back to life,I would never moan on a Saturday "

In that case I stand corrected my sweet

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Omg women are you still moaning about that bloody check out

No chuck some other bugger brought it back to life,I would never moan on a Saturday

How dare you call me a bugger. Up yours."

Soon

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I refuse to use self service as they are being introduced to cut down on staff and thus wage costs.

That attitude won’t prevent it happening

It would if everyone did it

There's a reason why I use them,apart from the supermarkets only sticking a couple of people on the tills. I can just imagine a supermarket full of people waiting to pay at the two available tills with everyone refusing to use the self service tills,then eventually getting pissed of with the queues and going back to them.

I need more sleep.

At the supermarket I use, they have smart checkouts (where you scan your shopping as you go round) and they’re much better than standing in a queue while all the old people around you complain about how long the queues are.

Having worked in a supermarket previously I can say that sitting on a checkout is not the only job in the store and that it is probably the worst of them.

I think they have those in Tesco's how does it work,how do they know people aren't pinching stuff?

You scan your items as you go and then scan the QR code on the checkout, that sends the list of shopping to the checkout and you pay.

Depending on the store (I’m not sure about Tesco’s but Sainsbury’s do this) they do random spot checks where they check a few items in your bags against the list and if they find something that you haven’t scanned they rescan the whole trolley"

So there is the potential to come home with a few extra items then if you don't get caught...hmm interesting

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Just had similar with a bag of potatos cos the bar code was bent she seemed clueless what to do

Just said your gonna have to key the numbers in cos she cant see them strange experience"

I wouldn't be able to see them either so she'd be getting a bag of spuds in her hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I refuse to use self service as they are being introduced to cut down on staff and thus wage costs.

That attitude won’t prevent it happening

It would if everyone did it

There's a reason why I use them,apart from the supermarkets only sticking a couple of people on the tills. I can just imagine a supermarket full of people waiting to pay at the two available tills with everyone refusing to use the self service tills,then eventually getting pissed of with the queues and going back to them.

I need more sleep.

At the supermarket I use, they have smart checkouts (where you scan your shopping as you go round) and they’re much better than standing in a queue while all the old people around you complain about how long the queues are.

Having worked in a supermarket previously I can say that sitting on a checkout is not the only job in the store and that it is probably the worst of them.

I think they have those in Tesco's how does it work,how do they know people aren't pinching stuff?

You scan your items as you go and then scan the QR code on the checkout, that sends the list of shopping to the checkout and you pay.

Depending on the store (I’m not sure about Tesco’s but Sainsbury’s do this) they do random spot checks where they check a few items in your bags against the list and if they find something that you haven’t scanned they rescan the whole trolley

So there is the potential to come home with a few extra items then if you don't get caught...hmm interesting "

Yes, in the same way that shoplifting has always been possible

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By *gnitemybody OP   Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I refuse to use self service as they are being introduced to cut down on staff and thus wage costs.

That attitude won’t prevent it happening

It would if everyone did it

There's a reason why I use them,apart from the supermarkets only sticking a couple of people on the tills. I can just imagine a supermarket full of people waiting to pay at the two available tills with everyone refusing to use the self service tills,then eventually getting pissed of with the queues and going back to them.

I need more sleep.

At the supermarket I use, they have smart checkouts (where you scan your shopping as you go round) and they’re much better than standing in a queue while all the old people around you complain about how long the queues are.

Having worked in a supermarket previously I can say that sitting on a checkout is not the only job in the store and that it is probably the worst of them.

I think they have those in Tesco's how does it work,how do they know people aren't pinching stuff?

You scan your items as you go and then scan the QR code on the checkout, that sends the list of shopping to the checkout and you pay.

Depending on the store (I’m not sure about Tesco’s but Sainsbury’s do this) they do random spot checks where they check a few items in your bags against the list and if they find something that you haven’t scanned they rescan the whole trolley

So there is the potential to come home with a few extra items then if you don't get caught...hmm interesting

Yes, in the same way that shoplifting has always been possible "

Yes but this seems an easier way of shoplifting items if you're that way inclined.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

This made the news....well not this post but the idea around automation hindering and not necessarily helping.

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