FabSwingers.com forum: If you could would you suck your own dick?

By *erverts OP Couple
over a year ago

halesowen

Mrs Perv, who is by no means a prude, tends to go eww if we see a video or cam of some guy sucking himself off, but personally, and I’m totally straight, would love to be able to do it. Does that make me bi curious? I don’t think so I see it more as just an extension of wanking.

So.. if you could reach to suck your own dick would you?

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I have done but didn’t cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it doesnt make you bi whats so ever.

Same way having a wank doesn't.

But if I could, I definitely would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a dick, hell yeah!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'd never get any bloody work done.

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By *erverts OP Couple
over a year ago

halesowen

"If I had a dick, hell yeah!

I’ve got one you can borrow?

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By *oxladMan
over a year ago

WORKSOP

I’d try

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Seriously though, who wouldnt?

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Seriously though, who wouldnt?"

I wouldn’t.

Same as giving myself oral..doesn’t appeal at all

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Seriously though, who wouldnt?

I wouldn’t.

Same as giving myself oral..doesn’t appeal at all "

Fair enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to confess I’ve tried a couple times ..... I’ve just never been agile enough

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By *erverts OP Couple
over a year ago

halesowen

Same with Mrs Perv she wouldn’t either, and she loves sucking dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no and no

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By *erverts OP Couple
over a year ago

halesowen

Maybe we should arrange a group buy for rib removal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off! I know where it has been!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rather suck someone else’s to be honest

Sucking my own would feel a bit bleak, like “this is what my life has come to”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably give it a go at least once

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Maybe we should arrange a group buy for rib removal?"

It's not too many ribs but not enough vertebrae that stops most people.

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By *thena123Woman
over a year ago

Swansea

To right I would if I was a man and I could get the old boy toy mouth.xxx

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I’d rather suck someone else’s to be honest

Sucking my own would feel a bit bleak, like “this is what my life has come to”"

I'm well past the point of caring about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d rather suck someone else’s to be honest

Sucking my own would feel a bit bleak, like “this is what my life has come to”"

I'd be more worried I might get myself pregnant and be forced to pay CSA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d rather suck someone else’s to be honest

Sucking my own would feel a bit bleak, like “this is what my life has come to”

I'm well past the point of caring about that."

I just think if you caught a glimpse of yourself in the mirror mid-nosh it wouldn’t be a flattering view.

I’d rather have the view of a hot, smiling guy looking down on me enjoying the feel of his cock in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs Perv, who is by no means a prude, tends to go eww if we see a video or cam of some guy sucking himself off, but personally, and I’m totally straight, would love to be able to do it. Does that make me bi curious? I don’t think so I see it more as just an extension of wanking.

So.. if you could reach to suck your own dick would you?"
yes I would but as it's an impossibility it doesn't bother me

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

I would be sucking my cock if i could do it and giving my hand and arm a well deserved rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yeah! I'd never leave the house haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do t think I could. Not for some fear of being gay.

I genuinely struggle with putting things in my mouth that isn’t food.

It took me ages to get used to a gum shield

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Only with a condom or I would be too worried about catching something.

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By *veready69Man
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

As a youger man I could suck my own bellend. Its a lot easier to find someone elae to do it for me now, even on here!

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By *ick71Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I would do if I could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone said no...you're a fucking liar!

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Back when I was younger and a bit more flexible, I'd do it occasionally - but it was always tough on the abs. LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I would, its like asking an armless man would you have a wank if you could?

I imagine though, it would be pretty crap considering the fact you can't exactly tickle yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ta iv a jiz phobia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be able do it years back but now it breaks my back lol. Technique was to get next to a wall and ride your ass up high whilst keeping the neck and shoulders pinned to the ground. Eventually the spine relaxes and gets used to the position ...I'm sure I managed balls deep a few times. Sexual deviant? ...who me? Nah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indubitably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Indubitably "

What he said

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By *alvin78Man
over a year ago

warrington

100% yes

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Hell yes...

Never going to happen though..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would seeing as I have received more than my fair share of crap blowjobs.

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By *nderIwonder.Man
over a year ago

2nd City

what makes sucking more gay than wanking? is there some sort of scale?

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By *usta guyMan
over a year ago

NEWPORT

Probably ...don't think I'd swallow tho ....I'm not that kinda guy ...not the first time anyway ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what makes sucking more gay than wanking? is there some sort of scale? "

Sucking your own dick isn't gay.. Unless you're gay..

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By *uilder506Man
over a year ago

bognor

So.. if you could reach to suck your own dick would you?"

Hell yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be able to, when I was younger, slimmer and more flexible.

Took a bit of practice but could eventually get a couple of inches in my mouth (bell-end, plus a bit), for a proper BJ experience - and it was very pleasurable.

First time I tasted my own cum, was doing autofellatio.

However, I'm certain that's what led to me having a slipped disc, because the spine isn't designed to bend that much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Used to be able to, when I was younger, slimmer and more flexible.

Took a bit of practice but could eventually get a couple of inches in my mouth (bell-end, plus a bit), for a proper BJ experience - and it was very pleasurable.

First time I tasted my own cum, was doing autofellatio.

However, I'm certain that's what led to me having a slipped disc, because the spine isn't designed to bend that much. "

To top the inflexible spine off our g spot is up our bum

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

We'll have some masterclasses in the cam rooms, where guys improve their talents. Most guys I know have tried it in their lives. As with yoga, flexibility is something that can markedly increase

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

I used to be able to! Years of martial arts training and a skinny bendy body helped!!

As usual, was vanilla as a kid!

Id never leave the house if I could do it now!!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Sucking my own would feel a bit bleak, like “this is what my life has come to”"

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. GOD NO! Don't get me wrong, I love sucking dick, but I am not sucking that cheese festering phallus of doom! It is bad enough having to squeeze my own boobs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes for sure, I can get the tip in my mouth when positioned right would love to be able to suck properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our dog seems to enjoy licking his dick, but if I could I dont think I would, even though I enjoy a bj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha 100% would be doing this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We'll have some masterclasses in the cam rooms, where guys improve their talents. Most guys I know have tried it in their lives. As with yoga, flexibility is something that can markedly increase "

Another thing which is an issue, is as you get older, the skin loses elasticity.

Maintaining flexibility, is good - but it might be awkward, trying to explain mysterious stretch marks, up your back,

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd rather get someone else to do it.. far more sexy

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got a cock....i just borrow other peoples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never tried but I’m sure if I really wanted to I could.

Why would I when Lacey takes such pride in lovingly suckling it whenever it’s poking her way?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

If I could I would.

I’ve seen videos of guys that can.

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By *azakerleyLadMan
over a year ago

fazakerley

So.. if you could reach to suck your own dick would you?"

I've had a few dreams of myself giving myself a blowjob and always woke up really hard and had to have a wank. If I could do it then yeah i would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way man, I’m not going near my cock, stay away dude, he’s still there looking at me, don’t even think about it buddy, it’s not going to happen.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

So.. if you could reach to suck your own dick would you?

I've had a few dreams of myself giving myself a blowjob and always woke up really hard and had to have a wank. If I could do it then yeah i would"

I had this very dream last night

I could just get my tongue to reach the tip, I shouted Jo to come have a look, she laughed and went in for a go.....

I woke up

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

Obviously I can’t but I sure would love to be a fly on the wall watching the self fellatio wannabes having serious struggles trying to do this

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Obviously I can’t but I sure would love to be a fly on the wall watching the self fellatio wannabes having serious struggles trying to do this

Me too.

Jo.Xx

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

If it was something any man could do then they all would. However, I've heard that it's much more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give it a try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have and tbh it didn t do anything for me.. Not the same as having it done by another person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before I met my mrs, I was a skinny, geeky, socially awkward (and yes, fugly) loner.

Back then, blowjobs didn't exactly grow on trees - but where there's a will(y), there's a way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have tried,but my body is too long & my cock is too short to reach & don't want to risk injuring my back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger I could give myself a BJ, not often but occasionally.

Now I am older, chubbier and way less flexible it is a practice which I am tantalisingly close to still being able to accomplish, but is, alas, confined to history.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it was something any man could do then they all would. However, I've heard that it's much more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked"

As a youngster I could get my bell end in my mouth

I concur.. though it's more like trying to fold yourself in half and hold that position long enough.. than it us like sucking dick.. least of all like having yours sucked.

I'd probably never get out of the fold if I got into it nowadays. Also.. It is MUCH nicer finding someone who loves sucking my cock for me. Someone who gets off on getting me off.. So I tend to aim for that.. rather than a ruptured spinal column.

I want to have sex with a gymnast now.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

No. Better lying back and let someone else do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said this on a recent thread. This has led me to think about if I could give my self oral, would I?

Damn right I would!

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast

Yeah. Could do it when I was younger. Could get near balls deep. Did gymnastics at school so was quite fit.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Why have a dog and bark yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I could I’d have to give it a go!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’d mush sooner have someone else sucking it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d mush sooner have someone else sucking it"

And I'd rather have the sort of face, which makes women *want* to suck my dick

I think the 'sooner have someone else sucking it' goes without saying. Who wouldn't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I’d give it a go. In my early 20’s I was able to get the end in my mouth but can’t get anywhere near it now. I was very flexible back then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For sure.. Lol

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

"Yeah I’d give it a go. In my early 20’s I was able to get the end in my mouth but can’t get anywhere near it now. I was very flexible back then

Maybe some yoga would get you able to get you flexible again

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I got the tip in a couple of times back when I was a horny flexible teen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So.. if you could reach to suck your own dick would you?"

No, prefer to get a woman in for those sort of jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I’d give it a go. In my early 20’s I was able to get the end in my mouth but can’t get anywhere near it now. I was very flexible back then

Maybe some yoga would get you able to get you flexible again "

Nah, that ship has long sailed. I was Thai boxing competitively at the time and didn’t have an ounce of fat on me. These days I’ve got a touch of the old early onset rigor mortis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well at least I wouldn't have to keep telling myself how to do it properly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I’d give it a go. In my early 20’s I was able to get the end in my mouth but can’t get anywhere near it now. I was very flexible back then

Maybe some yoga would get you able to get you flexible again

Nah, that ship has long sailed. I was Thai boxing competitively at the time and didn’t have an ounce of fat on me. These days I’ve got a touch of the old early onset rigor mortis

Hey bud, I m 54 and still doing splits and folding in half.. Lol... Age just means a different way of staying flexed and supple...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rather suck someone else’s though.......easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No because I'd be sucking a dick rather than getting my dick sucksd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a lot of guys every day asking me if I want a vid....the answer is noooooo thank you !! Lol

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By *oeandjanCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

If I had a dick I would love to have a good old munch ??

Don’t you just love a good hard dick

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By *oeandjanCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

Bet a few would lick their own bums too

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

No, this wouldn't be for me. My cock might like it, but my mouth wouldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

So.. if you could reach to suck your own dick would you?"

God yes of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yeah. I’d never leave the house lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kinky ex enjoyed ordering me to suck my own dick. Watching me do it got her v hot. She did many evil things to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ifs no buts I'd become a recluse living on cock and spunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few dreams where I could very easily, no chance in real life though.

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Nope.. thats a treat I save for the ladies I meet.

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