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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm in a bit of a funk.

I need cheered up before my weekend is ruined!

Please can you send me your jokes, funny pics, YouTube links etc. I'm relying on you people of fab to lift the mood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your boobs are fucking awesome

You’re amazing

No need for jokes love - when the truth is right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This song has always got me through tough times.

Changed my life

https://youtu.be/gfkts0u-m6w?t=23

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your boobs are fucking awesome

You’re amazing

No need for jokes love - when the truth is right there

Thanks, I think other people get cheered up by them more than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your boobs are fucking awesome

You’re amazing

No need for jokes love - when the truth is right there

I was going to lead with boobs

Dad joke it is:

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This song has always got me through tough times.

Changed my life

https://youtu.be/gfkts0u-m6w?t=23"

10 hours!!

Spookily I only saw the shorter version when someone sent me it the other day.

Have you seen the rest of the song? That's the chorus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your boobs are fucking awesome

You’re amazing

No need for jokes love - when the truth is right there

I was going to lead with boobs

Dad joke it is:

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!""

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'll send you some pics later. I'll prob on vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This song has always got me through tough times.

Changed my life

https://youtu.be/gfkts0u-m6w?t=23

10 hours!!

Spookily I only saw the shorter version when someone sent me it the other day.

Have you seen the rest of the song? That's the chorus

You might find it was me who sent to you. I've put it in threads a few times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll send you some pics later. I'll prob on vodka

I like that you put probably, I expect nothing less

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This song has always got me through tough times.

Changed my life

https://youtu.be/gfkts0u-m6w?t=23

10 hours!!

Spookily I only saw the shorter version when someone sent me it the other day.

Have you seen the rest of the song? That's the chorus

You might find it was me who sent to you. I've put it in threads a few times

No it was someone else, I questioned the fact they always find the weirdest things

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland

I mean I’m gay sweetie but even I know that your boobies are awesome! And your ass too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean I’m gay sweetie but even I know that your boobies are awesome! And your ass too!

Thanks

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9jLDZjMF3tk

How I feel about you

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

And because it'll make you smile.

I'm out for dinner and will consume much wine so shall send you all manner of ridiculousness later Rhubarby. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your boobs are fucking awesome

You’re amazing

No need for jokes love - when the truth is right there

Thanks, I think other people get cheered up by them more than me

Woman !!! Please !! Enjoy your own boobage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it it’s probably shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your boobs are fucking awesome

You’re amazing

No need for jokes love - when the truth is right there

Thanks, I think other people get cheered up by them more than me

Woman !!! Please !! Enjoy your own boobage"

And send pictures and videos so that we know you're enjoying them! It's for your own good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dad said, always leave them wanting more. Ironically, that’s how he lost his job in disaster relief

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9jLDZjMF3tk

How I feel about you

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

And because it'll make you smile.

I'm out for dinner and will consume much wine so shall send you all manner of ridiculousness later Rhubarby. x

I might go to bed, I've got work in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It all starts innocently, mixing chocolate and Rice Krispies, but before you know it you’re adding raisins and marshmallows – it’s a rocky road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helicopter deployment?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your boobs are fucking awesome

You’re amazing

No need for jokes love - when the truth is right there

Thanks, I think other people get cheered up by them more than me

Woman !!! Please !! Enjoy your own boobage"

I gave them a wee squeeze

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Dad said, always leave them wanting more. Ironically, that’s how he lost his job in disaster relief"

Your jokes are the type that make me cringe at myself for laughing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Helicopter deployment?

Is Jim gonna commentate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Helicopter deployment?

Is Jim gonna commentate? "

Only if he can say dirty things about sucking little clittys

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll send you some pics later. I'll prob on vodka

I like that you put probably, I expect nothing less

Ok I'll will be on vodka but may not be able to take pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your boobs are fucking awesome

You’re amazing

No need for jokes love - when the truth is right there

This...

Lift your chin up... look life right in the eye... and say after me.. I have this by the balls and I am squeezing the fun outta them...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Helicopter deployment?

Is Jim gonna commentate?

Only if he can say dirty things about sucking little clittys

No! I want cheered up not made sick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Helicopter deployment?

Is Jim gonna commentate?

Only if he can say dirty things about sucking little clittys

No! I want cheered up not made sick! "
ok ok ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll send you some pics later. I'll prob on vodka

I like that you put probably, I expect nothing less

Ok I'll will be on vodka but may not be able to take pics

Your d*unk ramblings will work too

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Hope you feel happier soon... Your gorgeous and you have amazing boobs and I'm not really bi.. Sending big huggles xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your boobs are fucking awesome

You’re amazing

No need for jokes love - when the truth is right there

This...

Lift your chin up... look life right in the eye... and say after me.. I have this by the balls and I am squeezing the fun outta them...

But....... I want to have sex, they'll be no use to me broken!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully this gives you a laugh, it’s cheered up a few of my mates when they needed it.

Watch until the very end, especially the facial expressions.

https://youtu.be/Cqyw2qUKfwQ

Hope you feel cheerier soon! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9jLDZjMF3tk

How I feel about you

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

And because it'll make you smile.

I'm out for dinner and will consume much wine so shall send you all manner of ridiculousness later Rhubarby. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you feel happier soon... Your gorgeous and you have amazing boobs and I'm not really bi.. Sending big huggles xxx"

Thank you, I like to know I can turn people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My meagre contribution

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hopefully this gives you a laugh, it’s cheered up a few of my mates when they needed it.

Watch until the very end, especially the facial expressions.

https://youtu.be/Cqyw2qUKfwQ

Hope you feel cheerier soon! X"

One of the best episodes ever!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My meagre contribution

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

Sorry, I'm an embarrassment

https://youtu.be/LMdrk-vCACI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hopefully this gives you a laugh, it’s cheered up a few of my mates when they needed it.

Watch until the very end, especially the facial expressions.

https://youtu.be/Cqyw2qUKfwQ

Hope you feel cheerier soon! X

One of the best episodes ever!!

Without a doubt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My meagre contribution

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

Sorry, I'm an embarrassment

https://youtu.be/LMdrk-vCACI"

It would make me really happy if you could find out how many shrimp you have to eat to turn pink.

Thanks in advance x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

When it comes to the rather unique Rubidoux,

There are a few things that almost always ring true,

Her boobs and her arse have many under her spell,

She's the belle of the fora, our very own (not domme but sorta) bombshell.

She's equipped with a sharp tongue and an interesting predilection,

For teasing fab men to the point of erection.

Not to mention the joy that she finds

In facials, pegging, fisting and depravity combined.

I'll finish off this waffling rather simple ode,

(Full of saccharine compliments that bloody overflowed)

By saying; Rhubarb, you know I think you're really fucking great,

The chance of you overpowering me though? I don't really rate.

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I was cooking an hawaian pizza when I took it out of the oven it was burnt to a cinder.

Should have put it on alhoa setting.

If you want a real laugh I can send you my cock picture.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When it comes to the rather unique Rubidoux,

There are a few things that almost always ring true,

Her boobs and her arse have many under her spell,

She's the belle of the fora, our very own (not domme but sorta) bombshell.

She's equipped with a sharp tongue and an interesting predilection,

For teasing fab men to the point of erection.

Not to mention the joy that she finds

In facials, pegging, fisting and depravity combined.

I'll finish off this waffling rather simple ode,

(Full of saccharine compliments that bloody overflowed)

By saying; Rhubarb, you know I think you're really fucking great,

The chance of you overpowering me though? I don't really rate.

Bring it on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was cooking an hawaian pizza when I took it out of the oven it was burnt to a cinder.

Should have put it on alhoa setting.

If you want a real laugh I can send you my cock picture.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Have you tried Vine compilations?

Can't find a good one right now (piss poor signal in Yorkshire) but ideally it would feature the following:

Man jumping on branch, singing 'asanti sana squashed banana' like Rafiki in the Lion King. Branch snaps, man squawks.

Man filming sports field, someone throws a nerf ball, heads right for the man. 'Oh damn!' Man squawks.

Fre sha vaca do

Or find that other video where the woman wears that Chewbacca mask.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you tried Vine compilations?

Can't find a good one right now (piss poor signal in Yorkshire) but ideally it would feature the following:

Man jumping on branch, singing 'asanti sana squashed banana' like Rafiki in the Lion King. Branch snaps, man squawks.

Man filming sports field, someone throws a nerf ball, heads right for the man. 'Oh damn!' Man squawks.

Fre sha vaca do

Or find that other video where the woman wears that Chewbacca mask.

I do love seeing people hurt themselves

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Have you tried Vine compilations?

Can't find a good one right now (piss poor signal in Yorkshire) but ideally it would feature the following:

Man jumping on branch, singing 'asanti sana squashed banana' like Rafiki in the Lion King. Branch snaps, man squawks.

Man filming sports field, someone throws a nerf ball, heads right for the man. 'Oh damn!' Man squawks.

Fre sha vaca do

Or find that other video where the woman wears that Chewbacca mask.

I do love seeing people hurt themselves

Can I also recommend 'Man Getting Hit in the Crotch with Football'?

Award-winning.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I just posted a couple of these on another thread that mentioned Nigella Lawson and I've added another one about Kirstie Allsop. They make me howl with laughter, but then I'm a bloke and mind mind is a sewer.

https://youtu.be/DbFmfL0qYlQ

https://youtu.be/jCUgu19PNUQ

https://youtu.be/EiIKBy1xCyg

I hope it helps and I hope you feel chipper again asap. x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ozzie man reviews .. always cheers me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just posted a couple of these on another thread that mentioned Nigella Lawson and I've added another one about Kirstie Allsop. They make me howl with laughter, but then I'm a bloke and mind mind is a sewer.

https://youtu.be/DbFmfL0qYlQ

https://youtu.be/jCUgu19PNUQ

https://youtu.be/EiIKBy1xCyg

I hope it helps and I hope you feel chipper again asap. x"

So wrong bit so funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ozzie man reviews .. always cheers me up"

I will google

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Cherry vine how I blew you

And bad romance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/DbFmfL0qYlQ

https://youtu.be/jCUgu19PNUQ

https://youtu.be/EiIKBy1xCyg

I hope it helps and I hope you feel chipper again asap. x

So wrong bit so funny

Do I need to get GMF down here to correct your typos?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Your boobs are fucking awesome

You’re amazing

No need for jokes love - when the truth is right there

Oh get a room .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google "Twitter emergency kittens" that should cheer you up

Also, I wouldn't kick you out of bed

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Screaming goats.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

https://youtu.be/DbFmfL0qYlQ

https://youtu.be/jCUgu19PNUQ

https://youtu.be/EiIKBy1xCyg

I hope it helps and I hope you feel chipper again asap. x

So wrong bit so funny

I'm so pleased you liked them.

Here's Delia.

https://youtu.be/6FvuG7OT9Dg

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Cherry vine how I blew you

And bad romance

Grindr queen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/DbFmfL0qYlQ

https://youtu.be/jCUgu19PNUQ

https://youtu.be/EiIKBy1xCyg

I hope it helps and I hope you feel chipper again asap. x

So wrong bit so funny

Do I need to get GMF down here to correct your typos?

I saw it as I hit post and thought fuck it, I've not claimed to be a spelling aficionado (I googled how to spell that)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your boobs are fucking awesome

You’re amazing

No need for jokes love - when the truth is right there

Oh get a room ."

I'd definitely be cheered up if we did!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Google "Twitter emergency kittens" that should cheer you up

Also, I wouldn't kick you out of bed

Oh my god how did I not know this was a thing!?!

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your boobs are fucking awesome

You’re amazing

No need for jokes love - when the truth is right there

I was going to lead with boobs

Dad joke it is:

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!""

That was funny shouldn't laugh I know but it did make me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sending you a live kiss.

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/DbFmfL0qYlQ

https://youtu.be/jCUgu19PNUQ

https://youtu.be/EiIKBy1xCyg

I hope it helps and I hope you feel chipper again asap. x

So wrong bit so funny

Do I need to get GMF down here to correct your typos?

I saw it as I hit post and thought fuck it, I've not claimed to be a spelling aficionado (I googled how to spell that)

I couldn’t resist, my bad!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m sending you a live kiss.

Mwah "

Much better than a dead one. Thanks

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Just think of Meli being fisted. That should put a smile on your face

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Think these will make you smile. Would I Lie To You...

Elephants

https://youtu.be/Q1dqNms-_XA

Horse

https://youtu.be/qkpyd2lr4dI

And if you like Keanu Reeves...

https://youtu.be/KU0BxXKi6no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just think of Meli being fisted. That should put a smile on your face

Do you think she'd let me look inside?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Just think of Meli being fisted. That should put a smile on your face

Do you think she'd let me look inside? "

Yes but don’t get too close

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think these will make you smile. Would I Lie To You...

Elephants

https://youtu.be/Q1dqNms-_XA

Horse

https://youtu.be/qkpyd2lr4dI

And if you like Keanu Reeves...

https://youtu.be/KU0BxXKi6no

The counterfeit horse

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

https://youtu.be/AbtJkupF3SE

Simons cat .....

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I love Would I lie to you. Constantly funny, irrespective of the answer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/AbtJkupF3SE

Simons cat ....."

Oh my god! I sat smiling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love Would I lie to you. Constantly funny, irrespective of the answer.

Yes, it's one of those programmes you can just zone out and laugh along to.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I'm in a bit of a funk.

I need cheered up before my weekend is ruined!

Please can you send me your jokes, funny pics, YouTube links etc. I'm relying on you people of fab to lift the mood!

Here's a link to something 'funny'...

http://www.hereinreality.com/funnystuff/cool.html

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in a bit of a funk.

I need cheered up before my weekend is ruined!

Please can you send me your jokes, funny pics, YouTube links etc. I'm relying on you people of fab to lift the mood!

Here's a link to something 'funny'...

http://www.hereinreality.com/funnystuff/cool.html"

We have very different ideas of funny

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