FabSwingers.com forum: The Fab Bar is now open .. what you having to drink?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have most things and cocktails ... so what you having ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just a good expresso would be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mug of PG Tips please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Orgasm.

One part each Cointreau and Baileys. Shake and pour over ice in a short glass .

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

A banana and strawberry smoothie please I have to go to work x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well never gess when i am drinking .. Guinness ... 4 pounds off at asda , for 10 and its 3rd time i had this to drink and told it will help my blood as low iron , I think i like it ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red bull please can't seem to wake up today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cool crisp dry white or a glass of champers please, will drink it while preparing Sunday roast later. Thank you Jo.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

can I be greedy please (I have my reasons) and ask for a very large single malt? xx

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

If I were feeling well a nice cold strong margarita please..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can I be greedy please (I have my reasons) and ask for a very large single malt? xx"
yes we have most ... and which one do you like ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rather fancy a nice dry sherry please. Can sip it whilst preparing the roast

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"can I be greedy please (I have my reasons) and ask for a very large single malt? xx yes we have most ... and which one do you like ?"

The way I'm feeling at the moment the one with the most in the bottle so I can drain it (told you I was being greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of water please lots of ice as i'm very very very hungover and poorly sick!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Russain please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can I be greedy please (I have my reasons) and ask for a very large single malt? xx yes we have most ... and which one do you like ?

The way I'm feeling at the moment the one with the most in the bottle so I can drain it (told you I was being greedy

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well your with friends in fab bar so you can have a two big ones xxx and i am bar lady will look after you .. xx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"can I be greedy please (I have my reasons) and ask for a very large single malt? xx yes we have most ... and which one do you like ?

The way I'm feeling at the moment the one with the most in the bottle so I can drain it (told you I was being greedy

) well your with friends in fab bar so you can have a two big ones xxx and i am bar lady will look after you .. xx

awwww thank you xxx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

could i have a latte plz as i have to go to bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Long (Sloe) Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall

One part each Southern Comfort and Vodka, half part each Galliano and (Sloe) Gin, four parts orange juice, ice. Build in a tall glass. I make sloe gin ... i have loads on bushes around here .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"could i have a latte plz as i have to go to bed

Nite Nite Voddy...

Jo... Any chance of a Long Slow Comfortable Screw...?

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yes i can make that ..... or how about a Between the Sheets

One part each Brandy, Bacardi and Cointreau, half part lemon. Shake and serve in a standard cocktail glass. Its a stiff one , lol put hairs on your chest .

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

someone had to say it....

a multiple screaming orgasm please,,, or 2!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot Chocolate please

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By *ellhatterMan
over a year ago

slough

atm organic oj .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"someone had to say it....

a multiple screaming orgasm please,,, or 2!

x"
yes i love making them ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too early for me yet i'll just have a nice cup of char and come back for a cocktail after dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I simply adore good coffee please....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peppermint tea please!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

I've to work later, so a cup of tea for me plz

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Bucks fizz or a Bellini please

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

Champagne d*unk out of a pussy for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Shake and serve in a standard cocktail glass. Its a stiff one , lol put hairs on your chest .

How true... It was the ex motherinlaws favourite drink...

;-);-)

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

oh a strong tea ,milk no sugar for now please .could i also ask for a mint chocolate martini for tonite please mmmmmmm yummy !!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cool crisp dry white or a glass of champers please, will drink it while preparing Sunday roast later. Thank you Jo.

champers for me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tea 2 white for me black coffee for sammi please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a Mojito please...

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Its the morning after the night before...

Coffee please..

Strong with 1

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By *fun.4.youMan
over a year ago

London

" I have most things and cocktails ... so what you having ??"

Anything that is sweet and delicious, and is located between your upper thighs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have an Irish Black Russian please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Medium white wine with lemonade and ice pleaseeee xxx

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By *acing ponyMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Cold bottle of desporado with a slice of lime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very large glass of champers pleaseeeeeeeeeee

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Single malt maybe Islay in a iced glass please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brandy and ginger please no ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky Vimto for me, just having one now

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By *ellhatterMan
over a year ago

slough

just water now .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's the Fab bar, I'll be having either a mug o' tea, buttle of Bud, or some of *that* punch from the PPCH, ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just a good expresso would be good"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could i trouble you for a green tea this morning...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gonna lower the tone and say the result of a man's orgasm lol not really a drink tho is it lol and I did put it as nice as I could lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

probably stella or any other premium lager and to end the night a few single malts hic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diet Coke

or Sparkling water with fresh lemon or lime juice (not cordial)

You'll have to take me sober am afraid

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By *irty_bhamMan
over a year ago

birmingham

a very very large double vodka n ,

2 mugs of tea,

a bacon sarine

and some pussy

i'm a simple bloke with simple needs

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By *littylikka69Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

if you are serving me jo may i have a mug of tea please and one of those gorgeous big smiles of yours please?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a cool refreshing mojito here, please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a black coffee for me please xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long island iced tea! mmmmm

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By *ellhatterMan
over a year ago

slough

organic apple juice

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Well never gess when i am drinking .. Guinness ... 4 pounds off at asda , for 10 and its 3rd time i had this to drink and told it will help my blood as low iron , I think i like it ,

Less than 200 calories a pint as well.

So I'll join you in a Guinness please

if you can put a shot of black bush whiskey in there as well, my day gets worse...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well never gess when i am drinking .. Guinness ... 4 pounds off at asda , for 10 and its 3rd time i had this to drink and told it will help my blood as low iron , I think i like it ,

Less than 200 calories a pint as well.

So I'll join you in a Guinness please

if you can put a shot of black bush whiskey in there as well, my day gets worse...

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I love a glass of the black stuff xx just a crime to add to it , lol

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By *littylikka69Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

i have only come in to look at you jo!.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i have only come in to look at you jo!.

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well i am the bar lady in my low cut red dress xx with stockings and high heels on , lol xx and lip gloss x

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By *littylikka69Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

ooooh!,

i am just gonna spend my afternoon sat here drooling over you i think,

could i ask you for one of those bottles on the bottom shelf please?.

i just want to see your ample boobs flowing over your low cut top really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ooooh!,

i am just gonna spend my afternoon sat here drooling over you i think,

could i ask you for one of those bottles on the bottom shelf please?.

i just want to see your ample boobs flowing over your low cut top really.

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yes xxxxxxx i would flirt so much with you your balls would hurt , lol

... xx

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By *littylikka69Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

well i really hic! enjoyed chatting hic! to you this afternoon,hic!, but i really,really have hic!,had far tooo much to hic!,drink!.

i lust you very much hic!,and will see you hic!,tomorrow!.

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By *ellhatterMan
over a year ago

slough

i am still being bloody sensible and having water ! :o shoot me ! lol

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over a year ago

"well i really hic! enjoyed chatting hic! to you this afternoon,hic!, but i really,really have hic!,had far tooo much to hic!,drink!.

i lust you very much hic!,and will see you hic!,tomorrow!.

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lol hic xx i will put more water in next time , xx

and flirt a little harder , lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i am still being bloody sensible and having water ! :o shoot me ! lol"
would you like ice in that mmmmmmmmm xx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Can I have a very large brandy please?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Can I have a very large brandy please?

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By *ellhatterMan
over a year ago

slough

"i am still being bloody sensible and having water ! :o shoot me ! lol would you like ice in that mmmmmmmmm xx"
lol yes please. and a wedge of something .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a very large brandy please?"
yes darling and a kiss , lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a wet cunny please

They are lovely and very moreish and can never have too many

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i am still being bloody sensible and having water ! :o shoot me ! lol would you like ice in that mmmmmmmmm xxlol yes please. and a wedge of something ."
of lemon i love sucking both mmmmmm x

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By *ellhatterMan
over a year ago

slough

"i am still being bloody sensible and having water ! :o shoot me ! lol would you like ice in that mmmmmmmmm xxlol yes please. and a wedge of something . of lemon i love sucking both mmmmmm x

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lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Can I have a very large brandy please? yes darling and a kiss , lol xx"

Thank you, I will cherish both cos I have never been so in need

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sundowner please Gawjus...

And a double arsenic for the boss...

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

A nice jug of sangria.. extra brandy please.. Ice and fruit.

but I have to drive home

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"A nice jug of sangria.. extra brandy please.. Ice and fruit.

but I have to drive home

dont worry you can get your head down here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already got vodka, ta!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Do you do pork scratchings and them scampi wotsits wotsits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the baaaaaaartender... yeah when she looking at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of your finest single malt and some olives please

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By *littylikka69Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

hi ya!,

am back out and on the pull,can i have 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please?.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hi ya!,

am back out and on the pull,can i have 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please?.

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ok sweet heart xxx

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Mines a large one......

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By *littylikka69Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

"hi ya!,

am back out and on the pull,can i have 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please?.

ok sweet heart xxx

jo,if i cant have you,i don't want nobody baby!.

so i will have a last pint of lager,a whisky chaser then i will be off home!.

thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hi ya!,

am back out and on the pull,can i have 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please?.

ok sweet heart xxx

jo,if i cant have you,i don't want nobody baby!.

so i will have a last pint of lager,a whisky chaser then i will be off home!.

thank you.

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well maybe we can go around the back for a bit , lol

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By *idlifecrisis40Man
over a year ago

Manchester (North)

You know that bottle of strange green stuff on the shelf behind the bar that nobody ever touches? Gimme a shot of that, I'm feeling brave.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

oo could i have a singapore sling pretty pleasex

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By *ellhatterMan
over a year ago

slough

tea and water for me all day today .

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

a voddie and tonic please.... plenty of ice and a slice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know that bottle of strange green stuff on the shelf behind the bar that nobody ever touches? Gimme a shot of that, I'm feeling brave."
yes i know the stuff , lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peach schnapps or vodka & cranberry juice please

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