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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just poked myself in the eye stroking my beard hulk smaaaaaash

This thread is for silly random stuff

I expect it to vanish by 2pm so carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just pulled my foreskin back and went lightheaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I accidentally scratched the inside of my fanny lip the other day...only stopped stinging today. Stupid long nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just pulled my foreskin back and went lightheaded"
joke I have none(sic)

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

If an octopus loses a tentacle does it become a septopus?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just pulled my foreskin back and went lightheadedjoke I have none(sic)"

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By

I spilled coffee down my crisp white shirt whilst on the motorway and subsequently missed my junction

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I accidentally scratched the inside of my fanny lip the other day...only stopped stinging today. Stupid long nails

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I shouldnt laugh but .....

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"If an octopus loses a tentacle does it become a septopus? "

Don't they grow back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I accidentally scratched the inside of my fanny lip the other day...only stopped stinging today. Stupid long nails

I shouldnt laugh but .....

Fuck you!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I accidentally scratched the inside of my fanny lip the other day...only stopped stinging today. Stupid long nails

I shouldnt laugh but .....

Fuck you!

I must admit to a small chuckle. Sorry

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I just pulled my foreskin back and my banjo string snapped

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I accidentally scratched the inside of my fanny lip the other day...only stopped stinging today. Stupid long nails

Picked my nose and scratched inside with my nail. Eye watering but not as eye watering as yours x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I accidentally scratched the inside of my fanny lip the other day...only stopped stinging today. Stupid long nails

I shouldnt laugh but .....

Fuck you!

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One day

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

Got sun cream in my eyes. So painfull and now have attractive red eyed!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I've just yanked a nipple ring out.

I'm used to a huge wetroom room at home, totaly forgot the bi fold door opens inwards in my mums teeny shower cubicle

The bleeding has finally stopped!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've just yanked a nipple ring out.

I'm used to a huge wetroom room at home, totaly forgot the bi fold door opens inwards in my mums teeny shower cubicle

The bleeding has finally stopped! "
Now that is Ouch !!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

my gel manicure has lasted less than a week

that's a disaster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Spooky how i had 509 as my table service number 3 times in a row

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