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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would you do?

First thing I’m doing is a helicopter. I’ll also photograph it beside my remotes(so obvious!) and send it to every female who’s filters I can get past.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the helicopter

Photograph it while I stretch and squeeze it to look like it 12 inches

Have a piss standing up

Wank (of course)

Get a fit bird to sit on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d send photos of it to every guy on here with a photo of one for their profile picture. I’d make a profile with 50 pics of it many of them strategic lies, then I’d probably have a wank and be bored of it.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Ladies I have one u can practice on if u want lol ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you do?

First thing I’m doing is a helicopter. I’ll also photograph it beside my remotes(so obvious!) and send it to every female who’s filters I can get past.

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its not as easy as you think

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

So basically you would all do the same as us

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Have an orgasm

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Mines camera shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helicopter defo first then wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do the helicopter

Photograph it while I stretch and squeeze it to look like it 12 inches

Have a piss standing up

Wank (of course)

Get a fit bird to sit on it "
heres a tip dont stretch it to 12 inch you will scare the girls off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank.

Measure it

See how high I could pee

See if I could reach it with my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like a business opportunity helicopter school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well since there's no snow I'd cover the ground in flour and try write my name in it with wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a wank.

Measure it

See how high I could pee

See if I could reach it with my mouth

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do extreme pissing try piss over an electric fence

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well since there's no snow I'd cover the ground in flour and try write my name in it with wee. "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a wank.

Measure it

See how high I could pee

See if I could reach it with my mouth

do extreme pissing try piss over an electric fence

. I’d have so much fun that day!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

You could try the reverse double loop wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could try the reverse double loop wank"

Come again?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"You could try the reverse double loop wank

Come again?

I’m afraid I can’t tell you. It’s a man thing

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Have a wank.

Measure it

See how high I could pee

See if I could reach it with my mouth

Definitely this, oh and do the helicopter dance around the house naked.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First I'd wang it about for a bit, then, when I get bored, I'd spend the rest of the day trying to suck it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could try the reverse double loop wank

Come again?

I’m afraid I can’t tell you. It’s a man thing

Typical Dub!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"You could try the reverse double loop wank

Come again?

I’m afraid I can’t tell you. It’s a man thing

Typical Dub!

Ha ha well seeing as it’s you

If you stand up reach around your back and between your legs grab the shaft and with a firm but gentle grip you squeeze and pull and squeeze and pull. Similar to the milking method in most mayo towns.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could try the reverse double loop wank

Come again?

I’m afraid I can’t tell you. It’s a man thing

Typical Dub!

Ha ha well seeing as it’s you

Bitch

One problem with that, men couldn’t do it, multitasking

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"You could try the reverse double loop wank

Come again?

I’m afraid I can’t tell you. It’s a man thing

Typical Dub!

Ha ha well seeing as it’s you

Bitch

One problem with that, men couldn’t do it, multitasking

When it comes to wanking we are kings of the multitasking We can drink a pint watch countdown and have a wank all at the same time. So there. Ha I’m yer face. O and by the way. Pog mo thon Pretty please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a wank.

Measure it

See how high I could pee

See if I could reach it with my mouth

do extreme pissing try piss over an electric fence

. I’d have so much fun that day!"
id have a comp but i dont like getting my willy out in front of other willys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could try the reverse double loop wank

Come again?

I’m afraid I can’t tell you. It’s a man thing

Typical Dub!

Ha ha well seeing as it’s you

Bitch

One problem with that, men couldn’t do it, multitasking

Ceart go leor.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"You could try the reverse double loop wank

Come again?

I’m afraid I can’t tell you. It’s a man thing

Typical Dub!

Ha ha well seeing as it’s you

Bitch

One problem with that, men couldn’t do it, multitasking

Ceart go leor.

jesus bean fíor-Éireannach

Right that’s the foreplay over with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm noticing that so far none of you want to slide it into a nice moist pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm noticing that so far none of you want to slide it into a nice moist pussy

Shaw asked for the FIRST thing we'd do...

I have to familiarise myself with the equipment before I use it successfully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies how would you deal with unwanted erections?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies how would you deal with unwanted erections? "

Unwanted?

Surely each one is just an excuse to have a wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not when you're out and about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a wank.

The OP said a day, not 12 seconds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a wank.

The OP said a day, not 12 seconds!"

You underestimate me

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm noticing that so far none of you want to slide it into a nice moist pussy

Have you seen Tames pussy. No way would I put it there if I had one

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By *agicroundabout3100Couple
over a year ago

Camberley

"First I'd wang it about for a bit, then, when I get bored, I'd spend the rest of the day trying to suck it

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Actually, I’d like to have someone suck mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can borrow mine, I’m not using it at the moment.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I’d want to windmill and have a wank. Tempted to fuck to know how it feels for a guy

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Pee outside. The liberation of not having to wait in a long queue for a filthy loo!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Ladies how would you deal with unwanted erections?

Unwanted?

Surely each one is just an excuse to have a wank?

Yup. Everyone is looking for excuses for inappropriate wanking, if Fab is to be believed

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm noticing that so far none of you want to slide it into a nice moist pussy

My understanding of sex and sexuality is based on having a pussy. I'm sure there's considerable appeal, but I don't understand it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s funny how many said do the helicopter. I can’t do it. My cock doesn’t seem to be big enough to get it moving properly. I wonder how many other guys can’t do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s funny how many said do the helicopter. I can’t do it. My cock doesn’t seem to be big enough to get it moving properly. I wonder how many other guys can’t do it

That’s because they assume it will be long. Imagine the disappointment having an average size! But size doesn’t matter, does it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pee outside. The liberation of not having to wait in a long queue for a filthy loo! "
im not filthy

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I'm noticing that so far none of you want to slide it into a nice moist pussy

Oh no. I’d like to just hold it, explore in detail and find all of its sensitive spots and once located take it on a wonderful long session, trying to hold back as long as I can.... I wouldn’t want the man’s magic sleep button to kick in and waste the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s funny how many said do the helicopter. I can’t do it. My cock doesn’t seem to be big enough to get it moving properly. I wonder how many other guys can’t do it

That’s because they assume it will be long. Imagine the disappointment having an average size! But size doesn’t matter, does it?"

Long live the micro-penis, I say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s funny how many said do the helicopter. I can’t do it. My cock doesn’t seem to be big enough to get it moving properly. I wonder how many other guys can’t do it

That’s because they assume it will be long. Imagine the disappointment having an average size! But size doesn’t matter, does it?"

That was what made me grin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the helicopter. Just saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can do the helicopter. Just saying

I want a video or I’m calling bs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do the helicopter. Just saying

Have a Blue Peter badge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you do?

First thing I’m doing is a helicopter. I’ll also photograph it beside my remotes(so obvious!) and send it to every female who’s filters I can get past.

If you did that I’d block you then write a thread in the forums saying how disgusting I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm noticing that so far none of you want to slide it into a nice moist pussy

Sold!! I'll swap mine with you for a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do the helicopter. Just saying

I want a video or I’m calling bs."
video call.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can do the helicopter. Just saying

I want a video or I’m calling bs.video call."

*nods*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Helicopter defo first then wank "

As a guy I have never even though of doing the helicopter am I missing out on something here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Helicopter defo first then wank

As a guy I have never even though of doing the helicopter am I missing out on something here"

Try it and report back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I'd do first is... wait a minute

*Goes off for a wank*

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’d smother it in babyoil and then wank myself off, just because i could.

Then i’d move on to a fleshlight, see what all the fuss is about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What I'd do first is... wait a minute

*Goes off for a wank*"

Hey girl

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I like windmilling my bits, usually while humming the theme tune to Airwolf

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I’d smother it in babyoil and then wank myself off, just because i could.

Then i’d move on to a fleshlight, see what all the fuss is about."

Make sure you wash the oil off after your wank as oil and latex don't mix and flesh lights aren't cheap.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

There’s a lot of interesting ideas here. Perhaps the best thing is you can do them to me and I’ll tell you what it’s like

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Fuck one of her girlfriends without needing the double ender or strap-on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd stretch it and stick it in my anus

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'd stretch it and stick it in my anus "

Bunny - your face! It's so pretty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd stretch it and stick it in my anus

Bunny - your face! It's so pretty."

If you think my face is pretty you should see my anus

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I'd stretch it and stick it in my anus "

Haha

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I'm noticing that so far none of you want to slide it into a nice moist pussy

Sold!! I'll swap mine with you for a day"

What do you want of mine for the day

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

Walk around holding it all day, hoping it won’t fall off

And look forward to peeing standing up!

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Walk around naked and stroking it all day.

Wasn't planning on doing the helicopter but now i've read about that i am doing it.

I'd miss it when it's gone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd stretch it and stick it in my anus

Bunny - your face! It's so pretty."

I second this!

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Ladies, you do realise that as soon as you have a penis your brain stops functioning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm noticing that so far none of you want to slide it into a nice moist pussy

Sold!! I'll swap mine with you for a day

What do you want of mine for the day

Fair exchange...

I would defintely educate myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies, you do realise that as soon as you have a penis your brain stops functioning!

Aye, but it’s only for a day.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I'm noticing that so far none of you want to slide it into a nice moist pussy

Sold!! I'll swap mine with you for a day

What do you want of mine for the day

Fair exchange...

I would defintely educate myself

Yes but everyone is different what works on one doesn’t necessarily work on another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm noticing that so far none of you want to slide it into a nice moist pussy

Sold!! I'll swap mine with you for a day

What do you want of mine for the day

Fair exchange...

I would defintely educate myself

Yes but everyone is different what works on one doesn’t necessarily work on another

Ooh I know that, and likewise probably. I'll leave a few instructions with mine to save a bit of time. You do the same.

Better still, I'll just bring it over and give you a few basics, then you just crack on with your exploring

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Pee outside. The liberation of not having to wait in a long queue for a filthy loo! im not filthy

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