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"In best QI fashion what doesn't actually exist? There is no bird called a seagull. "What but I've seen them...can't be true | |||
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"In best QI fashion what doesn't actually exist? There is no bird called a seagull.
What but I've seen them...can't be true "Actually you haven't, probably a herring full is what you've seen. | |||
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"I saw seagulls today.. they exist.." I refer you to above! | |||
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"There no such thing as a tree. "Wel tell that to the tree huggers | |||
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"In best QI fashion what doesn't actually exist? There is no bird called a seagull. "A seagull is a gull by the sea, surely that's correct?  | |||
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Wel tell that to the tree huggers "Poor sad deluded fools! | |||
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"In best QI fashion what doesn't actually exist? There is no bird called a seagull. God
Does he exist...I haven't seen him "he or she doesn't exist but we all know about God | |||
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"In best QI fashion what doesn't actually exist? There is no bird called a seagull. A seagull is a gull by the sea, surely that's correct? "No, sorry. | |||
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"In best QI fashion what doesn't actually exist? There is no bird called a seagull. A seagull is a gull by the sea, surely that's correct?
No, sorry. But it's in the Oxford English dictionary! "There is no bird called a seagull, would a dog paddling in the sea be called a seal? | |||
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"There's no such thing as a banana tree, and most nuts aren't actually nuts." Is there a coconut tree? | |||
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"Unicorns
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Definitely none "Shame for you. | |||
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"There is no such animal as a fish. "That one is correct because a fish isn't an animal | |||
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"There is no such animal as a fish. That one is correct because a fish isn't an animal "Ignoring the fact that fish don't exist what would it be then, a vegetable or a mineral!! | |||
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"In best QI fashion what doesn't actually exist? There is no bird called a seagull. "I pointed that out in the Seagull thread last week | |||
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"In best QI fashion what doesn't actually exist? There is no bird called a seagull.
I pointed that out in the Seagull thread last week "Well done, sir. | |||
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"There is no such animal as a fish. "There is. I ate one on Friday | |||
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"In best QI fashion what doesn't actually exist? There is no bird called a seagull. A seagull is a gull by the sea, surely that's correct? "There are several types of gull but none are call seagulls. | |||
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"There is no such animal as a fish. "A fish is not an animal! | |||
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A fish is not an animal!"It's a vegetable or a mineral apparently. And we need to throw out our Oxford English dictionary | |||
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A fish is not an animal! It's a vegetable or a mineral apparently. And we need to throw out our Oxford English dictionary "Biologically speaking there is no animal called a "fish" and how on earth if it did exist could it be a vegetable or a mineral, were did you get your OED from??? | |||
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A fish is not an animal! It's a vegetable or a mineral apparently. And we need to throw out our Oxford English dictionary
Biologically speaking there is no animal called a "fish" and how on earth if it did exist could it be a vegetable or a mineral, were did you get your OED from??? "I think I see it now. Clearly a flying fish is a seagull! Eureka! | |||
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A fish is not an animal! It's a vegetable or a mineral apparently. And we need to throw out our Oxford English dictionary
Biologically speaking there is no animal called a "fish" and how on earth if it did exist could it be a vegetable or a mineral, were did you get your OED from???
I think I see it now. Clearly a flying fish is a seagull! Eureka! "You crack it! | |||
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"Here is some physics for you... Light is not a wave or a particle, yet it can be a wave or a particle Despite what you are taught in school, the moon does not circle around the Earth. It would actually go against the rules of physics to do so" Fantastic, love that. | |||
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"Here is some physics for you... Light is not a wave or a particle, yet it can be a wave or a particle Despite what you are taught in school, the moon does not circle around the Earth. It would actually go against the rules of physics to do so Fantastic, love that. "I'm full of useless information like that lol | |||
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"In best QI fashion what doesn't actually exist? There is no bird called a seagull. A seagull is a gull by the sea, surely that's correct?
There are several types of gull but none are call seagulls.
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They made such a convincing story to me as a young child that I never second guessed it as a young adult, until one of my teachers at high school laughed at me. True story.
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"Here is some physics for you... Light is not a wave or a particle, yet it can be a wave or a particle Despite what you are taught in school, the moon does not circle around the Earth. It would actually go against the rules of physics to do so Fantastic, love that.
I'm full of useless information like that lol"Love a person like you. | |||
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"My parents convinced me that there was such a thing as haggis, asin it was a tiny ball of fluff that was similar to a mole, infact they took me haggis hunting at night on campsites when I was young, they pointed to mole hills and told me they were haggis hills, they even told me they were very cute and shy but loved childrens toys and one day my dolly went missing and they told me the haggis had taken it to calm down their babies, it was returned several days later all covered in soil
They made such a convincing story to me as a young child that I never second guessed it as a young adult, until one of my teachers at high school laughed at me. True story.
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"My parents convinced me that there was such a thing as haggis, asin it was a tiny ball of fluff that was similar to a mole, infact they took me haggis hunting at night on campsites when I was young, they pointed to mole hills and told me they were haggis hills, they even told me they were very cute and shy but loved childrens toys and one day my dolly went missing and they told me the haggis had taken it to calm down their babies, it was returned several days later all covered in soil
They made such a convincing story to me as a young child that I never second guessed it as a young adult, until one of my teachers at high school laughed at me. True story.
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I love that!! "Seriously I was totally convinced, it never crossed my mind that they were winding me up | |||
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"Artificial intelligence that is actually intelligent does not exist...." Absolutely correct. It only mimics thinking patterns, some very close but not by human standards more like an Ant. Starting with a knowledge base and building relationships between information using neural networks allows them to expand and grow, a basic form of learning by making connections between things. However this doesn't actually equal a computer that can truly "think" for itself and thus not technically intelligent anymore than Google is. Another example of this being applied is in an advanced piece of chess software, it can appear to be a real person thinking but it actually isn't. | |||
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"Here is some physics for you... Light is not a wave or a particle, yet it can be a wave or a particle Despite what you are taught in school, the moon does not circle around the Earth. It would actually go against the rules of physics to do so Fantastic, love that.
I'm full of useless information like that lol"Definitely my kind of person. | |||
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"My parents convinced me that there was such a thing as haggis, asin it was a tiny ball of fluff that was similar to a mole, infact they took me haggis hunting at night on campsites when I was young, they pointed to mole hills and told me they were haggis hills, they even told me they were very cute and shy but loved childrens toys and one day my dolly went missing and they told me the haggis had taken it to calm down their babies, it was returned several days later all covered in soil
They made such a convincing story to me as a young child that I never second guessed it as a young adult, until one of my teachers at high school laughed at me. True story.
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I love that!! "Love to you private lessons! | |||
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"Artificial intelligence that is actually intelligent does not exist.... Absolutely correct. It only mimics thinking patterns, some very close but not by human standards more like an Ant. Starting with a knowledge base and building relationships between information using neural networks allows them to expand and grow, a basic form of learning by making connections between things. However this doesn't actually equal a computer that can truly "think" for itself and thus not technically intelligent anymore than Google is. Another example of this being applied is in an advanced piece of chess software, it can appear to be a real person thinking but it actually isn't." What about AI that creates a language humans cant understand, to communicate with one another? That has happened. They had to turn them off. | |||
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"My parents convinced me that there was such a thing as haggis, asin it was a tiny ball of fluff that was similar to a mole, infact they took me haggis hunting at night on campsites when I was young, they pointed to mole hills and told me they were haggis hills, they even told me they were very cute and shy but loved childrens toys and one day my dolly went missing and they told me the haggis had taken it to calm down their babies, it was returned several days later all covered in soil
They made such a convincing story to me as a young child that I never second guessed it as a young adult, until one of my teachers at high school laughed at me. True story.
Ive had several glasses of wine and cant remember if this relates tk the thread "Haha I love that. Not quite the same but when I was a kid we went around Scotland in a motorhome. I heard of haggis but no idea what it was. My parents thought it would be hilarious to convince me it was the testicles of horses. I couldn't eat it that day and have never been able to eat it since lol | |||
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"Artificial intelligence that is actually intelligent does not exist.... Absolutely correct. It only mimics thinking patterns, some very close but not by human standards more like an Ant. Starting with a knowledge base and building relationships between information using neural networks allows them to expand and grow, a basic form of learning by making connections between things. However this doesn't actually equal a computer that can truly "think" for itself and thus not technically intelligent anymore than Google is. Another example of this being applied is in an advanced piece of chess software, it can appear to be a real person thinking but it actually isn't." Exactly... To put it another way intelligence implies consciousness. As a computer is not and never will be conscious. As there is no such thing as artificial consciousness there no such thing as artificial intelligence..... | |||
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"Here is some physics for you... Light is not a wave or a particle, yet it can be a wave or a particle Despite what you are taught in school, the moon does not circle around the Earth. It would actually go against the rules of physics to do so" Are you saying the moon does not orbit around the earth or that is does not orbit in a perfect circle? | |||
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"Artificial intelligence that is actually intelligent does not exist.... Absolutely correct. It only mimics thinking patterns, some very close but not by human standards more like an Ant. Starting with a knowledge base and building relationships between information using neural networks allows them to expand and grow, a basic form of learning by making connections between things. However this doesn't actually equal a computer that can truly "think" for itself and thus not technically intelligent anymore than Google is. Another example of this being applied is in an advanced piece of chess software, it can appear to be a real person thinking but it actually isn't. What about AI that creates a language humans cant understand, to communicate with one another? That has happened. They had to turn them off." I know I've seen that and did seem a bit freaky, even scary at the idea of it lol But the way it works is still the same, the basic functioning of a computer is boolean values (yes/no, true/false, on/off). Algorithms can be extremely complex but always boils down to this at its most fundamental level and a LOT can be done with this basic function, it is basically logical ordering. These two were able to determine that they were not talking to a real human based on factors like speed, word usage, etc. They are programmed to speak the most efficient way possible. Not talking to a human meant certain ways of talking could be removed to make it more efficient because both understood it. Kind of similar to how Asian people like Chinese speak a slightly different form of English. They then simply kept saying to each other "let's remove this, that's remove that, this is a shorter way to say/spell this". Knowing they were both computers meant they didn't have to wait for humans to think and process what was being said, they could just throw out the changes to each other rapidly and it basically gets stored like in a database. English is one of the most complex languages in the world, most languages are actually a lot more basic. These computers very rapidly break down the English further and further, far too fast for humans to follow in the same way a computer can do calculations faster than a human but doesn't make them intelligent. As they are being broken down they also substitute parts of the language for simpler forms. A bit like people using text speech? And that's just one step, imagine hundreds of steps made rapidly... Thus it appears to be a whole new language | |||
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"Here is some physics for you... Light is not a wave or a particle, yet it can be a wave or a particle Despite what you are taught in school, the moon does not circle around the Earth. It would actually go against the rules of physics to do so Are you saying the moon does not orbit around the earth or that is does not orbit in a perfect circle?" No the moon does not actually orbit around the Earth, to do so the moon would need to come to a complete stop and reverse direction, which is physically impossible. It is all relative. It looks like the moon orbits the Earth to someone on the Earth looking up at the moon, in a similar way that it looks like the sun orbits the Earth when you look up in the sky. If you looked at the Earth, moon and sun from outside our solar system this isn't what actually happens | |||
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"Here is some physics for you... Light is not a wave or a particle, yet it can be a wave or a particle Despite what you are taught in school, the moon does not circle around the Earth. It would actually go against the rules of physics to do so Are you saying the moon does not orbit around the earth or that is does not orbit in a perfect circle? No the moon does not actually orbit around the Earth, to do so the moon would need to come to a complete stop and reverse direction, which is physically impossible. It is all relative. It looks like the moon orbits the Earth to someone on the Earth looking up at the moon, in a similar way that it looks like the sun orbits the Earth when you look up in the sky. If you looked at the Earth, moon and sun from outside our solar system this isn't what actually happens " I'm really confused. If the moon isn't going round the earth, what is really happening that makes it look that way? | |||
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"My parents convinced me that there was such a thing as haggis, asin it was a tiny ball of fluff that was similar to a mole, infact they took me haggis hunting at night on campsites when I was young, they pointed to mole hills and told me they were haggis hills, they even told me they were very cute and shy but loved childrens toys and one day my dolly went missing and they told me the haggis had taken it to calm down their babies, it was returned several days later all covered in soil
They made such a convincing story to me as a young child that I never second guessed it as a young adult, until one of my teachers at high school laughed at me. True story.
Ive had several glasses of wine and cant remember if this relates tk the thread "OMG we must be related somehow!?!? My dad told me almost exactly this except haggis lived on hill and only had 3 legs, 2 longer ones on one side and shorter one on the other which meant if they ran round hill the wrong way they'd roll down to the bottom! I kid you not, ah childhood memories | |||
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"There is no such animal as a fish.
A fish is not an animal! It's a vegetable or a mineral apparently. And we need to throw out our Oxford English dictionary
Biologically speaking there is no animal called a "fish" and how on earth if it did exist could it be a vegetable or a mineral, were did you get your OED from??? "Fish are a classification of animals though, so you can call fish fish and it makes sense. | |||
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"In best QI fashion what doesn't actually exist? There is no bird called a seagull. "Indeed!! They’re only different types of gull. I’ve had that drummed into my head since I was a kid. Birders ahoy!! | |||
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"I saw seagulls today.. they exist.. I refer you to above! "seagulls in all their forms exist it's a collective name for different breeds eg terns, auks,skimmers | |||
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"Here is some physics for you... Light is not a wave or a particle, yet it can be a wave or a particle Despite what you are taught in school, the moon does not circle around the Earth. It would actually go against the rules of physics to do so Are you saying the moon does not orbit around the earth or that is does not orbit in a perfect circle? No the moon does not actually orbit around the Earth, to do so the moon would need to come to a complete stop and reverse direction, which is physically impossible. It is all relative. It looks like the moon orbits the Earth to someone on the Earth looking up at the moon, in a similar way that it looks like the sun orbits the Earth when you look up in the sky. If you looked at the Earth, moon and sun from outside our solar system this isn't what actually happens I'm really confused. If the moon isn't going round the earth, what is really happening that makes it look that way?" It's hard to explain, which is why texts for schools etc are left to just say the moon orbits the earth and both orbit the sun because it's almost correct and much easier to visualise. In a nutshell the moon orbits the sun in a zigzag motion influenced by the gravitational force of the Earth | |||
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"Gravity we are told it exists but we can't see it, we can see the effect of it but not the gravity itself "Same could be said about farts... You can't see them but sure as hell know they exist | |||
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"In best QI fashion what doesn't actually exist? There is no bird called a seagull. God "Brotherly love? Peace on Earth Politicians that tell the truth | |||
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"Here is some physics for you... Light is not a wave or a particle, yet it can be a wave or a particle Despite what you are taught in school, the moon does not circle around the Earth. It would actually go against the rules of physics to do so Are you saying the moon does not orbit around the earth or that is does not orbit in a perfect circle? No the moon does not actually orbit around the Earth, to do so the moon would need to come to a complete stop and reverse direction, which is physically impossible. It is all relative. It looks like the moon orbits the Earth to someone on the Earth looking up at the moon, in a similar way that it looks like the sun orbits the Earth when you look up in the sky. If you looked at the Earth, moon and sun from outside our solar system this isn't what actually happens I'm really confused. If the moon isn't going round the earth, what is really happening that makes it look that way? It's hard to explain, which is why texts for schools etc are left to just say the moon orbits the earth and both orbit the sun because it's almost correct and much easier to visualise. In a nutshell the moon orbits the sun in a zigzag motion influenced by the gravitational force of the Earth" Surely the Earth and moon orbit their common barycentre which is within the radius of the Earth. | |||
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A fish is not an animal! It's a vegetable or a mineral apparently. And we need to throw out our Oxford English dictionary "It’s actually a cold blooded vertebrate. | |||
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"My parents convinced me that there was such a thing as haggis, asin it was a tiny ball of fluff that was similar to a mole, infact they took me haggis hunting at night on campsites when I was young, they pointed to mole hills and told me they were haggis hills, they even told me they were very cute and shy but loved childrens toys and one day my dolly went missing and they told me the haggis had taken it to calm down their babies, it was returned several days later all covered in soil
They made such a convincing story to me as a young child that I never second guessed it as a young adult, until one of my teachers at high school laughed at me. True story.
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OMG we must be related somehow!?!? My dad told me almost exactly this except haggis lived on hill and only had 3 legs, 2 longer ones on one side and shorter one on the other which meant if they ran round hill the wrong way they'd roll down to the bottom! I kid you not, ah childhood memories "
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"In best QI fashion what doesn't actually exist? There is no bird called a seagull. A seagull is a gull by the sea, surely that's correct?
No, sorry. But it's in the Oxford English dictionary!
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"Artificial intelligence that is actually intelligent does not exist.... Absolutely correct. It only mimics thinking patterns, some very close but not by human standards more like an Ant. Starting with a knowledge base and building relationships between information using neural networks allows them to expand and grow, a basic form of learning by making connections between things. However this doesn't actually equal a computer that can truly "think" for itself and thus not technically intelligent anymore than Google is. Another example of this being applied is in an advanced piece of chess software, it can appear to be a real person thinking but it actually isn't. What about AI that creates a language humans cant understand, to communicate with one another? That has happened. They had to turn them off. I know I've seen that and did seem a bit freaky, even scary at the idea of it lol But the way it works is still the same, the basic functioning of a computer is boolean values (yes/no, true/false, on/off). Algorithms can be extremely complex but always boils down to this at its most fundamental level and a LOT can be done with this basic function, it is basically logical ordering. These two were able to determine that they were not talking to a real human based on factors like speed, word usage, etc. They are programmed to speak the most efficient way possible. Not talking to a human meant certain ways of talking could be removed to make it more efficient because both understood it. Kind of similar to how Asian people like Chinese speak a slightly different form of English. They then simply kept saying to each other "let's remove this, that's remove that, this is a shorter way to say/spell this". Knowing they were both computers meant they didn't have to wait for humans to think and process what was being said, they could just throw out the changes to each other rapidly and it basically gets stored like in a database. English is one of the most complex languages in the world, most languages are actually a lot more basic. These computers very rapidly break down the English further and further, far too fast for humans to follow in the same way a computer can do calculations faster than a human but doesn't make them intelligent. As they are being broken down they also substitute parts of the language for simpler forms. A bit like people using text speech? And that's just one step, imagine hundreds of steps made rapidly... Thus it appears to be a whole new language " I find myself attracted to you right now  great explanations | |||
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"Spaghetti Bolognaise doesn't exist." That’s actually true. I asked for it in a restaurant in Rome and they had no idea what I was talking about. I spent five minutes saying spaghetti bolognaise in various styles of Italian accent until our table was surrounded by hysterical staff, then I ordered pizza. | |||
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"I find myself attracted to you right now great explanations". Without even knowing which one of us actually wrote this either, let alone what I look like
Well now, I do believe somebody may be a sapio?
I think you enjoy talking almost as much as sexual meets at times and find 99% of people on fab a turn off, cringe worthy even. You don't like to do things how others think they should be, but your own way and part of you likes the idea that others may follow you.
Maybe I am wrong, buts that's the first impression I get from you within just a few words you spoke | |||
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Definitely none "So true | |||
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"There is no such animal as a fish.
A fish is not an animal! It's a vegetable or a mineral apparently. And we need to throw out our Oxford English dictionary
Biologically speaking there is no animal called a "fish" and how on earth if it did exist could it be a vegetable or a mineral, were did you get your OED from??? "What about a silverfish? Do they exist? | |||
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"The female orgasm What you doing wrong pal?" Literally nothing | |||
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"Apologies if I'm being thick here , but how the Fuck is a Fish not an Animal?? What is it then , a combine fuckin harvester ??" It's a seagull. Do try and keep up old chap! | |||
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"Apologies if I'm being thick here , but how the Fuck is a Fish not an Animal?? What is it then , a combine fuckin harvester ?? It's a seagull. Do try and keep up old chap! ". a combine harvester IS a type of fish.. | |||
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"Apologies if I'm being thick here , but how the Fuck is a Fish not an Animal?? What is it then , a combine fuckin harvester ?? It's a seagull. Do try and keep up old chap! "Latest Theory now has it as a female orgasm... | |||
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"Apologies if I'm being thick here , but how the Fuck is a Fish not an Animal?? What is it then , a combine fuckin harvester ??" I know, I know he was adamant though! | |||
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"A fish with three eyes is a fiiish...Fact "You being watching The Simpsons? | |||
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"I find myself attracted to you right now great explanations
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Without even knowing which one of us actually wrote this either, let alone what I look like
Well now, I do believe somebody may be a sapio?
I think you enjoy talking almost as much as sexual meets at times and find 99% of people on fab a turn off, cringe worthy even. You don't like to do things how others think they should be, but your own way and part of you likes the idea that others may follow you.
Maybe I am wrong, buts that's the first impression I get from you within just a few words you spoke "It was meant as a compliment only it doesn't matter who wrote it. I am attracted to warm clever people it wasn't meant to be taken that seriously but no worries | |||
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"I am attracted to warm clever people " Thats what I meant when I asked if you were a sapio? Sapiosexuals are attracted to intelligence and why I pointed out you didn't even know which one of us wrote it lol | |||
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"There is no such animal as a fish.
A fish is not an animal! It's a vegetable or a mineral apparently. And we need to throw out our Oxford English dictionary
Biologically speaking there is no animal called a "fish" and how on earth if it did exist could it be a vegetable or a mineral, were did you get your OED from???
What about a silverfish? Do they exist?"Just seen one while having a shower at work, think they're an insect? | |||
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"How about salt in the sea?you can taste it "Maybe daisy doesn't swallow!! | |||
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"How about salt in the sea?you can taste it
Maybe daisy doesn't swallow!! "A no swallowing Daisy. Now that doesn't exist | |||
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"There no such thing as a tree. "No such genus I think you mean ie it's not an official scientific category or sub However a thing they most certainly are , the word conveys a meaning understood and used practicality by millions , thus it's a thing of broad definition x | |||
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"The word' gullible' is missing from the Oxford English Dictionary." | |||
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"Legit meets " I read that as leg it meets..I bet theres a few of them | |||
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"Chop suey in China (It's an American dish originally ). !" That's true, same as tandoori chicken in this country, along with virtually every other apparently authentic Indian dish! | |||
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"Legit meets I read that as leg it meets..I bet theres a few of them" Haha oooops! There are plenty of legit meets though... | |||
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"City scoring last minute against us twice , oh the celebration
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"I can’t be bothered to scroll up so sorry if it’s been mentioned.... Time does not exist " I think time only exists locally! | |||
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