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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP   Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Let me tell you about an experience I had earlier this afternoon.

Leaving the office after a busy day, I decided to drive home via a well established - reasonably local to me - hand car wash. My 4x4 vehicle in need of a sprucing.

Powerful jet sprays, and soap suds aplenty, got things thoroughly underway at station #1 of the drive through process.

It was at station #2, however, where things got interesting...

A young and fairly attractive, slim Eastern European woman was to now take over - in charge of the shammy leather and other car cleaning paraphernalia.

Bizarrely, I found myself most engrossed by what was to follow and it got me thinking about a new business venture / sideline;

"GMF's Naked Babes Erotic Car Wash"

Gentleman - do you think this'll work / has mileage? And, which forumite(s) would you like to see washing your car whilst in the buff?...

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Have you seen Cool hand Luke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you had an accident recently and had a bash to the head ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None. It’s sexist and offensive and it’s 2019.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Have you seen Cool hand Luke? "

If not, https://youtu.be/QUQxfkkc6mg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake uuuuup you dreamin

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton

I think that this may have been done already...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you had an accident recently and had a bash to the head ??"

I think the majority of your posts make me snigger

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Have you had an accident recently and had a bash to the head ??

I think the majority of your posts make me snigger "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you had an accident recently and had a bash to the head ??

I think the majority of your posts make me snigger "

Happy to entertain

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP   Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Have you seen Cool hand Luke?

If not, https://youtu.be/QUQxfkkc6mg

"

Cheers Vine

Watching that has just taken me back a couple of hours...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m pretty sure this is already a thing ?!

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP   Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"I’m pretty sure this is already a thing ?! "

Really?

Explains why Maidstone is awash with sparkling clean cars maybe?!!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I have often thought while pressed up against my car trying to reach the middle of the roof that it would be a pretty good view from the inside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m pretty sure this is already a thing ?!

Really?

Explains why Maidstone is awash with sparkling clean cars maybe?!!"

All blinking tarts in Maidstone

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Have you had an accident recently and had a bash to the head ??

I think the majority of your posts make me snigger

"

That made me laugh far more than it should have.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Let me tell you about an experience I had earlier this afternoon.

Leaving the office after a busy day, I decided to drive home via a well established - reasonably local to me - hand car wash. My 4x4 vehicle in need of a sprucing.

Powerful jet sprays, and soap suds aplenty, got things thoroughly underway at station #1 of the drive through process.

It was at station #2, however, where things got interesting...

A young and fairly attractive, slim Eastern European woman was to now take over - in charge of the shammy leather and other car cleaning paraphernalia.

Bizarrely, I found myself most engrossed by what was to follow and it got me thinking about a new business venture / sideline;

"GMF's Naked Babes Erotic Car Wash"

Gentleman - do you think this'll work / has mileage? And, which forumite(s) would you like to see washing your car whilst in the buff?..."

Can I have a job please?

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

No 3BM so wouldn't have even stopped at the place.

However, the other subject in hand.

Weather.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you not have a male version too? Cater for more tastes?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Have you had an accident recently and had a bash to the head ??

I think the majority of your posts make me snigger "

It made me do the same !

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP   Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Can you not have a male version too? Cater for more tastes? "

Rubi - you just want me to wash your car whilst completely naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you not have a male version too? Cater for more tastes?

Rubi - you just want me to wash your car whilst completely naked"

Can you do mine too please?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP   Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Can you not have a male version too? Cater for more tastes?

Rubi - you just want me to wash your car whilst completely naked

Can you do mine too please? "

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I have often thought while pressed up against my car trying to reach the middle of the roof that it would be a pretty good view from the inside."

Weekend photo challenge maybe?

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