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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Inspired by another recent thread;

My experience of modern day society English language is that it lacks beauty and romance, and is too often applied very poorly / used incorrectly altogether.

So, ahead of next taking to the keyboard in an attempt to woo or have yourself publicly heard, allow me to prevent you from committing that embarrassing faux pas - there / their / they're / to / too / whose / who's etc.

Post, or PM me, your sentence and I’ll give you a more suitably constructed / correctly spelt alternative...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am quite articulate, your services are not required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post, or PM me, your sentence and I’ll give you a more suitably constructed / correctly spelt alternative...

The commas in this sentence are not required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post, or PM me, your sentence and I’ll give you a more suitably constructed / correctly spelt alternative...

The commas in this sentence are not required. "

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Post, or PM me, your sentence and I’ll give you a more suitably constructed / correctly spelt alternative...

The commas in this sentence are not required. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post, or PM me, your sentence and I’ll give you a more suitably constructed / correctly spelt alternative...

The commas in this sentence are not required. "

Weak here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post, or PM me, your sentence and I’ll give you a more suitably constructed / correctly spelt alternative...

The commas in this sentence are not required. "

Starting a sentence with 'so' too...

Tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inspired by another recent thread;

My experience of modern day society English language is that it lacks beauty and romance, and is too often applied very poorly / used incorrectly altogether.

Post, or PM me, your sentence and I’ll give you a more suitably constructed / correctly spelt alternative..."
faux pas are the essence of comedy I love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone call the fire brigade, please.

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Post, or PM me, your sentence and I’ll give you a more suitably constructed / correctly spelt alternative...

The commas in this sentence are not required. "

Not required - maybe? But not incorrect either

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over a year ago

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

R U str8 or wot ?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Rhubarb! Poor Girthy.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Post, or PM me, your sentence and I’ll give you a more suitably constructed / correctly spelt alternative...

The commas in this sentence are not required. "

Actually that’s a fair use of commas. He used them to denote a parenthetical element, or an aside.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Okay, I'll give you a sentence OP.

I'd really like to feel you spaff your jizz deep inside me.

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"OP

R U str8 or wot ?"

"You handsome thing,

I note that you're sharply dressed and can articulate yourself in a manner most arousing.

This has me wanting to challenge your sexuality.

Tell me about yourself"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post, or PM me, your sentence and I’ll give you a more suitably constructed / correctly spelt alternative...

The commas in this sentence are not required.

Actually that’s a fair use of commas. He used them to denote a parenthetical element, or an aside. "

It didn't achieve the desired outcome though, comma or no comma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post, or PM me, your sentence and I’ll give you a more suitably constructed / correctly spelt alternative...

The commas in this sentence are not required.

Actually that’s a fair use of commas. He used them to denote a parenthetical element, or an aside. "

Yep. Have to agree. Mr Minge, your reputation is upheld.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay, I'll give you a sentence OP.

I'd really like to feel you spaff your jizz deep inside me."

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Okay, I'll give you a sentence OP.

I'd really like to feel you spaff your jizz deep inside me."

This much I've been convinced of for many months now...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"OP

R U str8 or wot ?

"You handsome thing,

I note that you're sharply dressed and can articulate yourself in a manner most arousing.

This has me wanting to challenge your sexuality.

Tell me about yourself"..."

A perfect translation. I am much obliged by your prompt response.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP

R U str8 or wot ?

"You handsome thing,

I note that you're sharply dressed and can articulate yourself in a manner most arousing.

This has me wanting to challenge your sexuality.

Tell me about yourself"..."

yourself" ?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"OP

R U str8 or wot ?

"You handsome thing,

I note that you're sharply dressed and can articulate yourself in a manner most arousing.

This has me wanting to challenge your sexuality.

Tell me about yourself"...

yourself" ?"

No gap required before the question mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP

R U str8 or wot ?

"You handsome thing,

I note that you're sharply dressed and can articulate yourself in a manner most arousing.

This has me wanting to challenge your sexuality.

Tell me about yourself"...

yourself" ?

No gap required before the question mark "

Should it not be "Tell me about yourself"

" at the start and finish ?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

The rain in Spain, stays mainly on the plane

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I like to think I’m well spoken and have a good grasp of the English language. I don’t care for text speak, it takes too long to decipher. I understand, having taught adults and teenagers, that for some forming a sentence correctly can be quite difficult, and then to add a range of “beautiful” vocabulary is harder. The English language and the rules behind it can be quite overwhelming if not exposed to it correctly often.

As my year 4 teacher used to say, “English is a funny old language.”

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