FabSwingers.com forum: Gets my Goat

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Can't travel, Can't accommodate..

Really ?

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston

Do you vet these people to see if they are suitable for looking after your goat?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I would not let the people who can't travel and can't accommodate look after my goats..

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Can't travel, Can't accommodate..

Really ?

Book a local hotel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet at clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just think they can’t drive and have kids at home

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston

"Can't travel, Can't accommodate..

Really ?

Book a local hotel?"

Let it all hang out in the front garden? Or does that count as accommodating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Local hotels and clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really must go to Specsavers as I though this post said gets my coat

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Can't travel, Can't accommodate..

Really ?

Not you though, my friend. Have feets, will travel

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Can't travel, Can't accommodate..

Really ?

Book a local hotel?

Let it all hang out in the front garden? Or does that count as accommodating?"

No that counts as a potential arrest...or a cardiac arrest for the old dear next door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't travel, Can't accommodate..

Really ?

Quickie down the next alley?

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston

"Can't travel, Can't accommodate..

Really ?

Book a local hotel?

Let it all hang out in the front garden? Or does that count as accommodating?

No that counts as a potential arrest...or a cardiac arrest for the old dear next door"

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Ill have that goat please. I've got a curly wurly and 2 buttons in exchange for this goat.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Meet at clubs

Do you fancy a game of golf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it Thursday already OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet at clubs

Do you fancy a game of golf? "

Not really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are you taking your goat OP? Do they have a name?

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I really must go to Specsavers as I though this post said gets my coat

You've pulled .

Taxi!

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Would that be a pigmy goat or a full size one ?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Meet at clubs

Do you fancy a game of golf?

Not really "

Boring cow, I'm the King of crazy golf at Gt Yarmouth, and that windmill will never beat me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't travel, Can't accommodate..

Really ?

Why does it get your goat??

On my SINGLE profile I don't accommodate or travel.

Because I don't want random strangers in my home, I have had enough problems with men I have met at thiers.

I can't drive and am time limited,

So am looking for meets in my home town.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't travel, Can't accommodate..

Really ?

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it means they either want you local or to book a local hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know where the expression 'gets my goat 'comes from its a horse racing term the trainers used to put a goat in the horses stall it acted as a calming influence on a stressed horse.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You know where the expression 'gets my goat 'comes from its a horse racing term the trainers used to put a goat in the horses stall it acted as a calming influence on a stressed horse.

What did they use to calm the goat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know where the expression 'gets my goat 'comes from its a horse racing term the trainers used to put a goat in the horses stall it acted as a calming influence on a stressed horse.

What did they use to calm the goat?"
Billy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You know where the expression 'gets my goat 'comes from its a horse racing term the trainers used to put a goat in the horses stall it acted as a calming influence on a stressed horse.

What did they use to calm the goat?"

I know an old Lady who swallowed a .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know where the expression 'gets my goat 'comes from its a horse racing term the trainers used to put a goat in the horses stall it acted as a calming influence on a stressed horse.

What did they use to calm the goat?

I know an old Lady who swallowed a ....."
fly

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Can't travel, Can't accommodate..

Really ?

I think it's because most Goat's cant drive or live in a house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't travel, Can't accommodate..

Really ?

I think it's because most Goat's cant drive or live in a house.

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they live in out houses or fields of dreams

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You know where the expression 'gets my goat 'comes from its a horse racing term the trainers used to put a goat in the horses stall it acted as a calming influence on a stressed horse.

What did they use to calm the goat?Billy "

Connolly ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know where the expression 'gets my goat 'comes from its a horse racing term the trainers used to put a goat in the horses stall it acted as a calming influence on a stressed horse.

What did they use to calm the goat?Billy

Connolly ?"
really have things got that bad for him, hear he fell out with parky

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Plus you wont find many goats on here, you try fabgoats.com you might have better luck there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plus you wont find many goats on here, you try fabgoats.com you might have better luck there.

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it may be a calming place

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You know where the expression 'gets my goat 'comes from its a horse racing term the trainers used to put a goat in the horses stall it acted as a calming influence on a stressed horse.

What did they use to calm the goat?Billy

Connolly ?"

Gibbons from ZZ Top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a rebel yell she cried more more more............ More more more

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You know where the expression 'gets my goat 'comes from its a horse racing term the trainers used to put a goat in the horses stall it acted as a calming influence on a stressed horse.

What did they use to calm the goat?Billy

Connolly ?

Gibbons from ZZ Top

Can compare beards, that may calm the goat but piss the horse off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know where the expression 'gets my goat 'comes from its a horse racing term the trainers used to put a goat in the horses stall it acted as a calming influence on a stressed horse.

What did they use to calm the goat?Billy

Connolly ?

Gibbons from ZZ Top

Can compare beards, that may calm the goat but piss the horse off."
horses like a hairy fanny, answering for a friend

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Maybe FAB could at a couple of extra options like:

Club meets only

Not meeting

Only meeting at yours if you live within 5 doors of me.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You know where the expression 'gets my goat 'comes from its a horse racing term the trainers used to put a goat in the horses stall it acted as a calming influence on a stressed horse.

What did they use to calm the goat?Billy

Connolly ?

Gibbons from ZZ Top

Can compare beards, that may calm the goat but piss the horse off."

I was gonna post this on another thread earlier, but I've ridden a horse 17 hands, bareback from one field to another (about half a mile) and although it was the scariest thing that I had done at aged 22, even though I had flown the fist plane that I left the ground at aged 16

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Bareback ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bareback ?"

No saddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know where the expression 'gets my goat 'comes from its a horse racing term the trainers used to put a goat in the horses stall it acted as a calming influence on a stressed horse.

What did they use to calm the goat?Billy

Connolly ?

Gibbons from ZZ Top

Can compare beards, that may calm the goat but piss the horse off.

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wood plane?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have that on my profile but if you read the bio then all is explained!!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Can't travel, Can't accommodate..

Really ?

Yes really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't travel, Can't accommodate..

Really ?

Yes really."
you're in prison?

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By *istress CockneyWoman
over a year ago

LONDON

"Can't travel, Can't accommodate..

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You trying to milk it!

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

"Bareback ?

No saddle"

Now that's just wrong. Poor goats! I'm calling the RSPCA.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I used to have a pet goat when I was a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to have a pet goat when I was a kid

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really Billy the kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't travel, Can't accommodate..

Really ?

God yeah. Like, what are these people expecting?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I used to have a pet goat when I was a kid

really Billy the kid

Her name was Harriet actually

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Can't travel, Can't accommodate..

Really ?

Quickie down the next alley?"

Can't believe nobody took you up on this! (Your new pics are fire emoji fire emoji fire emoji by the way)

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