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Things you wouldn't see on a man's profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Looking for exceptional women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No lurkers or time wasters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verification from a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honesty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not looking for one off fun and you must live local.

I am married and it doesn't matter. She don't own me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not looking for one off fun and you must live local.

I am married and it doesn't matter. She don't own me. "

You see that last one on many profiles.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I've seen all of these so far on men's profiles. I look at a lot of mens profiles right enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not looking for one off fun and you must live local.

I am married and it doesn't matter. She don't own me.

You see that last one on many profiles. "

I saw it on a woman's profile recently and I thought it would be funny to see on a man's profile

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh I see all sorts of male profiles looking for exceptional, good enough, not the usual riff raff. I block them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've seen all of these so far on men's profiles. I look at a lot of mens profiles right enough "

Ohhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t let the STDs put you off. Just means I get a lot of action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blue footed penguin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dick pick next to a Sky Q remote..................it's only 7 inches

Would promote an instant no response from all those ladies demanding 8 inches or more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An hour long documentary on dry foot skin

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'm actually terrified of women "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 3D rendering of napoleon Bonaparte's hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The type of women who are on fab are the type of women I actually hate. I will try and fuck you, but I hate you. If you reject me I will tell you exactly what I think of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for exceptional women "

Ha ha! I have actually seen this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit tit tattoos

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The type of women who are on fab are the type of women I actually hate. I will try and fuck you, but I hate you. If you reject me I will tell you exactly what I think of you. "

Ooh it seethe underneath some of the text though. It's there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ace of base poster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salsa verde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael Palin

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Michael Palin "

Never seen that

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I have spiritual needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna fill this up with nonsense as it's another aren't men shit threads made by a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burger King vouchers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna fill this up with nonsense as it's another aren't men shit threads made by a man "

I love men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ikea assembly instructions (misc.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I talk a good game, but I fail to deliver and I will only disappoint you. In summary if you are looking for a repeat/ heavy cummer, who is happy to go down on you for hours, then clearly I am not this man.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toe nail clippings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

2 inches for the ladies

And I cum really quickly

Mmmmm don't miss out x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 inches for the ladies

And I cum really quickly

Mmmmm don't miss out x x x"

Seen that on plenty profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used windscreen wipers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for exceptional women "

Mine does. In fact it says exceptionally exceptional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dead star

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban


"Ikea assembly instructions (misc.)"

I might actually message that man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newspaper clippings of darts victories in the local paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An autographed selfie with George Michael.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An autographed selfie with George Michael."

Seen that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A picture of a swan riding a horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinly sliced Turkish delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pic in space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pins and needles from sitting on the toilet too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Spanish amusement park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bowling ball landing on someone's foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face pic wearing swimming goggles and hat...

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