FabSwingers.com forum: We've all done it

By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

We've all put a battery on our tongue.

We've all used a Maccies straw as a peashooter

We've all bumped into someone and then tried to walk around and both of you going the same way not once but twice ( I usually say thanks for the dance

) Can you think of anymore that we all may have done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never done the first two

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Used a fairy liquid bottle as a water gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used a egg box for model purposes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pushed a star wars figure up our bums

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Eaten ice cram straight out of the tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk into a lamppost...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Pushed a star wars figure up our bums "

Yep been there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope never done the first two and I worked at mcds in my youth!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eaten the whole tube of Pringles in one go then felt sick.

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Eaten ice cram straight out of the tub

I done that with Smash when i was a kid , with disasterous results and 3 days off school

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By *embslee1Man
over a year ago

pembroke

"Pushed a star wars figure up our bums "

My life's been far to sheltered!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Rewired a tens machine to become a stim play machine, very effective with a pinwheel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratched our arse and sniffed!

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Eaten jelly straight out of the wrapper.

Just used to see it and had to eat it, mum wasnt too happy sunday when she went looking for it to make the trifle though

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Tried to fit a wagon wheel in your mouth whole

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By *sgigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

"We've all put a battery on our tongue.

We've all used a Maccies straw as a peashooter

We've all bumped into someone and then tried to walk around and both of you going the same way not once but twice ( I usually say thanks for the dance

) Can you think of anymore that we all may have done?"

Pushed a pull door, or vice versa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dipped a biscuit in a cuppa chai ..

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Dropped a biscuit in a cup of tea

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Pushed a star wars figure up our bums "

How much " Force " did it require

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Eaten pickles straight from the jar

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Squirted squirty cream directly from the can into your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Called in sick when there was absolutely nothing wrong.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"Eaten the whole tube of Pringles in one go then felt sick."
...Glad I’m not the only person to have done thatxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gone to work not entirely sober

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got brain freeze from a slush puppie

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Squirted squirty cream directly from the can into your mouth"

Yes!!!

Licked the cake mixture off the bowl

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Sniffed socks to see if they're clean

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Tried to fit a wagon wheel in your mouth whole"

Sad thing is, you'd be able to today!

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Rewired a tens machine to become a stim play machine, very effective with a pinwheel."

Send instructions for this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touched the wet paint..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't be bothered to take that last bit of paper of a starburst

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Pushed a star wars figure up our bums

How much " Force " did it require

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

"Tried to fit a wagon wheel in your mouth whole

Sad thing is, you'd be able to today! "

I still can't!

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Tiptoed across a wet floor (like it makes a difference)

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Eaten pickles straight from the jar "

Doesn’t everyone though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touch wet paint to see if it was dry though the sign said wet paint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spat on a tissue to clean my kids faces way back in the 80s b4 wet wipes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sniffed socks to see if they're clean "

Good god yes, all the time, if in doubt splash a bit it talc down them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent a wink and it been ignored

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Lick Yoghurt from the foil lid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cutting tongue when licking an envelope to seal it.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Stuck their tongue to the ice cube tray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trip over a flat surface.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cutting tongue when licking an envelope to seal it."

And it hurts ouch

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Put a shoe on the wrong foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hitting your head on an open cabinet

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Forgot to put your knickers back on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thrown undies at the wall to see if they stick, in order to decide whether they need washing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pushed a star wars figure up our bums "

Obi Wan in the bum, no harm done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pushed a star wars figure up our bums

How much " Force " did it require

No Force required.. bum fun is all about the Backside.. umm Dark Side.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Eaten jelly straight out of the wrapper.

Just used to see it and had to eat it, mum wasnt too happy sunday when she went looking for it to make the trifle though

It’s better than made jelly

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Licked all the flavour off of your fingers after a packet of crisps

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Pushed a star wars figure up our bums

How much " Force " did it require

No Force required.. bum fun is all about the Backside.. umm Dark Side."

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Poured a glass of wine with the cork in or lid on!!

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gone to the cinema and poked your cock through the bottom of the popcorn and watch your mates keep digging in until they find the special surprise half way down

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Fell off a chair in school

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

What Star Wars figures were you people using??? Were you playing out the scene where Han Solo gets thrown into the pit where he will be slowly digested over a thousand years? Your bumholes must look very odd. I recall it had teeth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stopped mid telephone conversation to look for the phone that you think you lost. The one you’re actually talking on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry humped a plushie.

I called it the practice panda.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"I’ve never done the first two "

Quite shocking.... clearly have led a sheltered life.....

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Had a pen leak in your pocket

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Eaten cold beans straight from the tin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pressed on the remote much harder when the batteries going !

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Gone to get something out of the larder, opened the door and thought "what the fuck did I come in here for?"

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Spent ages looking for your glasses .............

that are on top of your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Used a fairy liquid bottle as a water gun"

80s flashback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walked the morning shame. Last nights clothes

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Used hairbrush handles, candles, cucumbers,electric toothbrush, small spray cans to play work until you are old enough to order /but proper toys

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Had a shoe stolen on a meet.

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By *Ecouple4playCouple
over a year ago

north east

Took one for the team

Wanked over 'Surrey Milf

Fantasised about abducti............

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Turned the car radio volume down so you can see better when you're trying to find your destination

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Used hairbrush handles, candles, cucumbers,electric toothbrush, small spray cans to play work until you are old enough to order /but proper toys

Ah the good old days

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

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Fell in a puddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used the 5 second rule when dropping food.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Reminds me of the joke, what’s the similarity between a woman’s arse and a nine volt battery.

You know you shouldn’t but at some stage in your life you’re going to lick them both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've all put a battery on our tongue.

We've all used a Maccies straw as a peashooter

We've all bumped into someone and then tried to walk around and both of you going the same way not once but twice ( I usually say thanks for the dance

) Can you think of anymore that we all may have done?"
gone to a supermarket car park no-one else around and the two people who are there are both trying to get into doors on same side

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Called your school teacher mum or dad.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Walked straight into a glass door in a busy shopping centre

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Called your school teacher mum or dad.

Yeah , made me laugh there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bigger the battery the more street cred you had

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Had yr mum squeeze a spot when u were a kid

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Spit on a handkerchief and used it to supposedly clean something, like snot from your child’s cheek.

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Fell down a flight of stairs

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Screamed at the driver in front for not moving when at least 3 milliseconds have passed since the junction was clear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put 1p more than you wanted to in the tank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissed thru a letterbox shit on a lawn pissed up the back of a guys legs

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Fell down a flight of stairs"

Fell up a flight of stairs

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Spit on a handkerchief and used it to supposedly clean something, like snot from your child’s cheek. "

Guilty

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Called your school teacher mum or dad.

Aww bless

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Reminds me of the joke, what’s the similarity between a woman’s arse and a nine volt battery.

You know you shouldn’t but at some stage in your life you’re going to lick them both.

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By *lexeatonMan
over a year ago

Lichfield

Watched Love Island.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've all put a battery on our tongue.

We've all used a Maccies straw as a peashooter

We've all bumped into someone and then tried to walk around and both of you going the same way not once but twice ( I usually say thanks for the dance

) Can you think of anymore that we all may have done?"

Made a cup of coffee in a daydream then put the coffee jar in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Had a hard on and seen how many paces back from the bowl you can go before you piss on the toilet seat.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Picked a bogey and eat it. It may look disgusting but it doesn't taste it

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Urinated on an electric fence (twice now)

Threw up out of a window, only to find the CSM and Staff Sargent below not to happy about it (lucky it was a mates window and not my bunk)

Spent more than I earned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let the phone ring because you know who it is

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Let the phone ring because you know who it is"

Nope, I answer all bar the call blocked

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Fills kettle with fresh water.

Plugs in kettle and turns on socket.

Gets clean mug and puts tea bag in mug.

Gets milk from fridge.

Waits for kettle to boil.

Waits.

Wonders if there's too much water in kettle.

Waits a bit more.

Wonders why it's taking so long for kettle to boil.

Turns on kettle......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stepped on a plug

Holly

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Gone to the cinema and poked your cock through the bottom of the popcorn and watch your mates keep digging in until they find the special surprise half way down

Hahaha

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Turned the car radio volume down so you can see better when you're trying to find your destination

I did that today and still missed the turn off

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Stumped your little toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saluting and/or saying good morning/afternoon mr.magpie

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Saluting and/or saying good morning/afternoon mr.magpie"

I count to ten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skipped school

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Poo'd myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken something but blamed your brother or sister

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Poo'd myself"

I have not done this

. Yet.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Poo'd myself

I have not done this

. Yet."
Try having severe food poisoning on holiday in Turkey in the middle of lunch in a town centre . To say it was embarrassing was a slight understatement

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Put on that whiney voice when you ring on sick.

Then go on a 6 hour bender!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Poo'd myself

I have not done this

. Yet. Try having severe food poisoning on holiday in Turkey in the middle of lunch in a town centre . To say it was embarrassing was a slight understatement

Funny you should say that I went on a day trip to Turkey once when I was on holiday with my ex. We had the chicken for lunch along with others,got back to our hotel and my ex started feeling dodgy an hour or so later so did I.

The damn stuff was coming out of both ends I have never experienced that before or thankfully since,spent the last two day's of our holiday in the bathroom. Missed the following days excursion but thankfully we weren't flying home that day but the next,still rough but made it back to the UK without any accidents. It's put me off going to Turkey ever again.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Poo'd myself

I have not done this

. Yet. Try having severe food poisoning on holiday in Turkey in the middle of lunch in a town centre . To say it was embarrassing was a slight understatement

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Poo'd myself

I have not done this

. Yet. Try having severe food poisoning on holiday in Turkey in the middle of lunch in a town centre . To say it was embarrassing was a slight understatement

Nar I'm boycotting the place for ever

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Poo'd myself

I have not done this

. Yet. Try having severe food poisoning on holiday in Turkey in the middle of lunch in a town centre . To say it was embarrassing was a slight understatement

Nar I'm boycotting the place for ever

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It is lovely honest . Hottest day I ever encountered was on Marmaris Castle . 45 (118) degrees. Give it a try

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Bumped our own thread

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Poo'd myself

I have not done this

. Yet."

I've not done it for 30 years, thought it better to tick off the list early.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Poo'd myself

I have not done this

. Yet.

I've not done it for 30 years, thought it better to tick off the list early."

I'll hopefully wait til I can no longer get to the loo in time.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Poo'd myself

I have not done this

. Yet.

I've not done it for 30 years, thought it better to tick off the list early.

I'll hopefully wait til I can no longer get to the loo in time."

There are some up sides to getting old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poo'd myself

I have not done this

. Yet."
...

oh yes you have.. as a baby

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By *upremexMan
over a year ago

liverpool. huyton. near yewtree

At my schools games i was running in a race and at the time was in second place, but a friend shouted at me and i turned to shout back but then hit a wooden pole and knocked myself out. Was out for about a hour and came to in hospital with a large bump on my head and came last in race..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink alcohol well under age

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Sharted, no clean knickers so had to wear perfume to mask the smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sharted, no clean knickers so had to wear perfume to mask the smell.

Oops for that poops, I followed through once I ran home and people where all asking what's the hurry,I slighy let myself pee just take of the wet patch on my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to supermarket to get one item ...

and came out with a trolly full !

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

Scraped the remains of my meal into the sink and put the knife, fork and plate into the bin.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I’ve never done the first two "

Nor I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stunned my toe on a bed frame and genuinely thought you shattered your entire foot.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Eaten the whole tube of Pringles in one go then felt sick....Glad I’m not the only person to have done thatxx

I've done it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallowed a spider in our sleep

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By *EBCAMandKNICKERSMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Hahaha classic!! Far too many shandies I bet

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Bitten both ends off a penguin and used it as a straw for a cup of tea

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By *iscreet UnicornWoman
over a year ago

Windsor-ish

Walked into a lamp post while busy looking the other way...

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Fell asleep in a skip after a night out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put hoola hoops on every finger before scoffing them.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Sent a text to the wrong person

please never a rude one!

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By *iscreet UnicornWoman
over a year ago

Windsor-ish

"Sent a text to the wrong person

please never a rude one!

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hubby here...omg i did this a couple of years ago. I sent a message to the wife sayimg how much i wanted to lick chocolate spread off her nipples...only to find out id sent it to her friend who just happens to be very religious! Luckily she found it funny but was very embarrasing

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By *iscreet UnicornWoman
over a year ago

Windsor-ish

"Sent a text to the wrong person

please never a rude one!

hubby here...omg i did this a couple of years ago. I sent a message to the wife sayimg how much i wanted to lick chocolate spread off her nipples...only to find out id sent it to her friend who just happens to be very religious! Luckily she found it funny but was very embarrasing "
have to add i had messaged said lady about an unrelated thing about an hour before thats why her number was first in line

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Pressed the lift button several times in the hope it will arrive more quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry. Just have a question that’s eating away at me. If you block someone here, can they still see your profile?

Sorry for the mini hijack OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No"

Is this for my question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

Is this for my question?"

Yes

Can't see people profiles, theirs or yours that's the point of block.

Can see what they post in forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

Is this for my question?

Yes

Can't see people profiles, theirs or yours that's the point of block.

Can see what they post in forums "

Thank you sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

Is this for my question?

Yes

Can't see people profiles, theirs or yours that's the point of block.

Can see what they post in forums

Thank you sweetheart

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unless they have a couples profile as well as singles.,or two profiles !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had sex with a toilet roll

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

Fell over as am picking something up

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By *kbull2000Man
over a year ago

Carluke

Blew your nose and immediately look inside the tissue.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Pulled a sickie because you didn't want to go to work.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

"Had sex with a toilet roll"

Eerrmm, no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eaten sweets from the pick and mix without paying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a wee in the sea

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Eaten the whole tube of Pringles in one go then felt sick."

Once you've popped...

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Tried to reach 175 posts on a thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying 'love you' at end of a phone call from your boss because its your default saying at end of calls to hubby/kids.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Saying 'love you' at end of a phone call from your boss because its your default saying at end of calls to hubby/kids.

I've been on the receiving end of a chewing out on the phone that ended with us both awkwardly saying "Bye-bye" at the end.

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