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Dispair in the departure lounge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Low signal and no battery

What's happened to me??

Actually, I love drinking and watching people here, just wish a Guinness didn't cost £7

Do you like it? Are is it too stressful for you?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Don't you carry a charger around with you??

Such a schoolboy error...

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

It's why I always pay for lounge access even if it's not in my flight ticket. Quieter, drinks on hand and included, space to charge devices, nibbles/food...

Worth every penny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't you carry a charger around with you??

Such a schoolboy error... "

It's a lyric

I'm not (completely) stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love people watching. Could sit in a cafe and do it all day. Have a safe trip OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like the no phone thing, I'd just sit and people watch.

Unless there was someone I'd rather be talking to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's why I always pay for lounge access even if it's not in my flight ticket. Quieter, drinks on hand and included, space to charge devices, nibbles/food...

Worth every penny"

I'm a lowly tweeter on a tweeters celery, I can afford luxury

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"It's why I always pay for lounge access even if it's not in my flight ticket. Quieter, drinks on hand and included, space to charge devices, nibbles/food...

Worth every penny"

Yup I do this well worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it! I would much rather drive to where I'm going than spend hours in the airport. I'm flying next month and I'm already dreading the airport.

Where are you off to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not been in an airport for 16 years so honestly can't remember the feeling.

I think I'd struggle with low battery on my phone tho.

P

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Don't you carry a charger around with you??

Such a schoolboy error...

It's a lyric

I'm not (completely) stupid "

Hmmm...

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)


"It's why I always pay for lounge access even if it's not in my flight ticket. Quieter, drinks on hand and included, space to charge devices, nibbles/food...

Worth every penny

I'm a lowly tweeter on a tweeters celery, I can afford luxury "

Think it depends where you're flying from. Manchester in advance is £21. I can drink that in coffee alone, let alone beer/prosecco. Add some food in and it's more than paid for itself.

Most I think I've paid is £40. Which was before an easyJet flight that had cost me about £12 return. Again. Worth every penny I was well caffeinated so didn't resort to a £27 crap mid flight coffee!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate it! I would much rather drive to where I'm going than spend hours in the airport. I'm flying next month and I'm already dreading the airport.

Where are you off to? "

Germany

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Low signal and no battery

What's happened to me??

Actually, I love drinking and watching people here, just wish a Guinness didn't cost £7

Do you like it? Are is it too stressful for you?"
airports have WiFi but of course fab is censored by many WiFi signals, porn in a public place, try the wetherspoons WiFi 'the cloud' that will do fab

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Guinness £7 a pint. Omg what are they serving it in a bloody golden slipper. Get out while you can. A phone charger is the least of your worries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it! I would much rather drive to where I'm going than spend hours in the airport. I'm flying next month and I'm already dreading the airport.

Where are you off to?

Germany "

Oh yeah I forgot you mentioned that you're going to Germany to have your penis enlarged. Good luck! Don't forget to let me know how it goes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate it! I would much rather drive to where I'm going than spend hours in the airport. I'm flying next month and I'm already dreading the airport.

Where are you off to?

Germany

Oh yeah I forgot you mentioned that you're going to Germany to have your penis enlarged. Good luck! Don't forget to let me know how it goes. "

Reduction, lemon butter, reduction

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I hate it! I would much rather drive to where I'm going than spend hours in the airport. I'm flying next month and I'm already dreading the airport.

Where are you off to?

Germany

Oh yeah I forgot you mentioned that you're going to Germany to have your penis enlarged. Good luck! Don't forget to let me know how it goes.

Reduction, lemon butter, reduction "

Well played

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate it! I would much rather drive to where I'm going than spend hours in the airport. I'm flying next month and I'm already dreading the airport.

Where are you off to?

Germany

Oh yeah I forgot you mentioned that you're going to Germany to have your penis enlarged. Good luck! Don't forget to let me know how it goes. "

Oh yeah! I go to Germany to stock up on Bratwurst for my tighty whitey cock bulge pics ????

Always have my phone charged so I can take the pics while they’re fresh. Can’t abide a stinky bratwurst in my pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Reduction, lemon butter, reduction "

If saying that makes your journey a little easier then you keep telling yourself that buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Low signal and no battery

What's happened to me??

Actually, I love drinking and watching people here, just wish a Guinness didn't cost £7

Do you like it? Are is it too stressful for you?"

You’ll have Guinness poos

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I love it. I find it fascinating watching people and guessing their relationship with others, where they are off to etc. Such a noob not charging your phone LP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh yeah! I go to Germany to stock up on Bratwurst for my tighty whitey cock bulge pics ????

Always have my phone charged so I can take the pics while they’re fresh. Can’t abide a stinky bratwurst in my pants "

Poor Retweet needs more than a German sausage to fix his downstairs department

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh yeah! I go to Germany to stock up on Bratwurst for my tighty whitey cock bulge pics ????

Always have my phone charged so I can take the pics while they’re fresh. Can’t abide a stinky bratwurst in my pants

Poor Retweet needs more than a German sausage to fix his downstairs department "

So do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh yeah! I go to Germany to stock up on Bratwurst for my tighty whitey cock bulge pics ????

Always have my phone charged so I can take the pics while they’re fresh. Can’t abide a stinky bratwurst in my pants

Poor Retweet needs more than a German sausage to fix his downstairs department

So do I "

Well take those sausages out of your pants and let me have a look and I'll be the judge of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh yeah! I go to Germany to stock up on Bratwurst for my tighty whitey cock bulge pics ????

Always have my phone charged so I can take the pics while they’re fresh. Can’t abide a stinky bratwurst in my pants

Poor Retweet needs more than a German sausage to fix his downstairs department

So do I

Well take those sausages out of your pants and let me have a look and I'll be the judge of that "

Be careful what you wish for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Oh yeah! I go to Germany to stock up on Bratwurst for my tighty whitey cock bulge pics ????

Always have my phone charged so I can take the pics while they’re fresh. Can’t abide a stinky bratwurst in my pants

Poor Retweet needs more than a German sausage to fix his downstairs department "

Back into the anti dab device for you

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Guinness at £7 a pint would be stressful never mind anything else lol.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I hate it! I would much rather drive to where I'm going than spend hours in the airport. I'm flying next month and I'm already dreading the airport.

Where are you off to?

Germany

Oh yeah I forgot you mentioned that you're going to Germany to have your penis enlarged. Good luck! Don't forget to let me know how it goes.

Oh yeah! I go to Germany to stock up on Bratwurst for my tighty whitey cock bulge pics ????

Always have my phone charged so I can take the pics while they’re fresh. Can’t abide a stinky bratwurst in my pants "

You had me at Bratwurst...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh yeah! I go to Germany to stock up on Bratwurst for my tighty whitey cock bulge pics ????

Always have my phone charged so I can take the pics while they’re fresh. Can’t abide a stinky bratwurst in my pants

8

Poor Retweet needs more than a German sausage to fix his downstairs department

Back into the anti dab device for you "

Noooooo don't do that to me after we joined the dabbing society together.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love it. I find it fascinating watching people and guessing their relationship with others, where they are off to etc. Such a noob not charging your phone LP."

I've charged it in the bar...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Oh yeah! I go to Germany to stock up on Bratwurst for my tighty whitey cock bulge pics ????

Always have my phone charged so I can take the pics while they’re fresh. Can’t abide a stinky bratwurst in my pants

8

Poor Retweet needs more than a German sausage to fix his downstairs department

Back into the anti dab device for you

Noooooo don't do that to me after we joined the dabbing society together. "

Be nice then!! Reduction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Noooooo don't do that to me after we joined the dabbing society together.

Be nice then!! Reduction "

Oh yes, my bad. I got you mixed up with some other guy. I hope your huge cock doesn't weigh the plane down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Noooooo don't do that to me after we joined the dabbing society together.

Be nice then!! Reduction

Oh yes, my bad. I got you mixed up with some other guy. I hope your huge cock doesn't weigh the plane down "

It's a burden soon to be lifted

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