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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I can't be the only one who reads certain turns of phrase and is repulsed or at least a little turned off. What are they?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Repeater and heavy cummer

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Naughty spelt as “nawty”

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Young, hung and full of cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When adults refer to having sex as being naughty, it’s fucking embarrassing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curvy"

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By *ambsLad2Man
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Naughty spelt as “nawty”"

Oh God yes. And any use of txt spk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When men message and say how much they want to ruin pussy! *vomit* why would you want to ruin it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe.

Don’t know why. Gives me the creeps.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Young, hung and full of cum"

Or the variation with dumb.

Eating pussy is mine. Just no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hehe.

Don’t know why. Gives me the creeps."

I read that with a Michael Jackson crotch grab attached to it

P

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Balls full need to unload" or similar...

Have a wank then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"X to the front of the queue!"

Or variations thereof. So overused, makes me cringe personally.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Naughty spelt as “nawty”"

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naughty spelt as “nawty”"

This

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

'Lol'

'Fun'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hehe.

Don’t know why. Gives me the creeps.

I read that with a Michael Jackson crotch grab attached to it

P"

Ha! I’ll remember that! It’s makes it less creepy

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

On verifications when they say "don't pass this one by" urgh just makes me want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Curvy" "

I am 'curvy' in shape. I have soft 'curves' to my body

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll try anything once, or twice if I like it.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Man pussy

Aghhhhhhhj

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"On verifications when they say "don't pass this one by" urgh just makes me want to "

Or when they say "I'm keeping this one for myself". Not appropriate on a Swinging site !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guaranteed to make you squirt

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Treat this person with respect.

Yeah because I wasn't going to until I read your verification...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional

Someone who shovels shit does so in a professional manner. On here it comes across as pretentious and "we're better than you"

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"When adults refer to having sex as being naughty, it’s fucking embarrassing."

Or when it's referred to as playing

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


""Balls full need to unload" or similar...

Have a wank then."

Who's going to help me with that?

You. If it's causing you distress and you can't, your doctor. (particularly when it's "need draining", which frankly sounds like an abscess)

"It ain't gonna suck itself." No shit. This is my problem why?

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Guaranteed to make you squirt"

Ooh yes. Guaranteed not to meet me *clamps legs shut*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any guarantee at all, ever, unless it's tongue in cheeky.

P

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I don't bite...unless you ask nicely"

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Any guarantee at all, ever, unless it's tongue in cheeky.

P"

Or the opposite. "no woman can make me cum through oral!" It so often reads like a challenge? Probably can, not interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fab lingo of social/meet

Such as 'I had a social' (why not say you met for a coffee/drink?)

Or 'my meet is on way over/I'm on my way to a meet'

I find them very weird ways to express the fact that you are going to meet up with someone for whatever reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fab lingo of social/meet

Such as 'I had a social' (why not say you met for a coffee/drink?)

Or 'my meet is on way over/I'm on my way to a meet'

I find them very weird ways to express the fact that you are going to meet up with someone for whatever reason "

Because it was a social rather than a sexual encounter, and a meet is 'meeting' someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fab lingo of social/meet

Such as 'I had a social' (why not say you met for a coffee/drink?)

Or 'my meet is on way over/I'm on my way to a meet'

I find them very weird ways to express the fact that you are going to meet up with someone for whatever reason "

Me too. Hate the words meet, a meet or play. Makes me cringe. Meeting up or meeting for a drink is fine but “a meet”. No thanks.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"The fab lingo of social/meet

Such as 'I had a social' (why not say you met for a coffee/drink?)

Or 'my meet is on way over/I'm on my way to a meet'

I find them very weird ways to express the fact that you are going to meet up with someone for whatever reason

Me too. Hate the words meet, a meet or play. Makes me cringe. Meeting up or meeting for a drink is fine but “a meet”. No thanks. "

I hate the word “meet” to

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Not like most guys on here...

So why are you here then?

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The fab lingo of social/meet

Such as 'I had a social' (why not say you met for a coffee/drink?)

Or 'my meet is on way over/I'm on my way to a meet'

I find them very weird ways to express the fact that you are going to meet up with someone for whatever reason "

I don't mind that! To each their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breeding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fab lingo of social/meet

Such as 'I had a social' (why not say you met for a coffee/drink?)

Or 'my meet is on way over/I'm on my way to a meet'

I find them very weird ways to express the fact that you are going to meet up with someone for whatever reason

Because it was a social rather than a sexual encounter, and a meet is 'meeting' someone."

Or if there's a need to differentiate, why not ' we met for a drink ' or 'we met to have sex'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m clean and smell good. Hello???

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Not like most guys on here...

So why are you here then? "

"not like most guys on here... (describes themselves in a way that puts them among a solid majority of guys on here)"

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I’m clean and smell good. Hello???"

I know what soap is.

Who's a good boy? Have a sticker and come back in fifteen years when you're ready for sex.

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester


"Any guarantee at all, ever, unless it's tongue in cheeky.

P

Or the opposite. "no woman can make me cum through oral!" It so often reads like a challenge? Probably can, not interested. "

No that means only a man can make me cum through oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always polite (until I'm an obnoxious fucker)

Nice (I'll decide)

Respectful (unless you piss me off in some way)

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester

Are you free now.. makes me cringe

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Always polite (until I'm an obnoxious fucker)

Nice (I'll decide)

Respectful (unless you piss me off in some way)"

The ones who protest how nice and respectful they are send the most horrific abuse

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Any guarantee at all, ever, unless it's tongue in cheeky.

P

Or the opposite. "no woman can make me cum through oral!" It so often reads like a challenge? Probably can, not interested.

No that means only a man can make me cum through oral "

But they're straight! That means no men! Stop looking at me! Mum, he breathed on me!

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

anything you'd hear on inbetweeners

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By *erby couple200Couple
over a year ago

Derby

'cum say hi'.

I hate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anything you'd hear on inbetweeners"

. I’m gonna fuck her fuckin fanny off

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

“Mmmmmmmmmmmmm” how does that convey anything other than creepy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fab lingo of social/meet

Such as 'I had a social' (why not say you met for a coffee/drink?)

Or 'my meet is on way over/I'm on my way to a meet'

I find them very weird ways to express the fact that you are going to meet up with someone for whatever reason

Because it was a social rather than a sexual encounter, and a meet is 'meeting' someone.

Or if there's a need to differentiate, why not ' we met for a drink ' or 'we met to have sex'"

I don't get that it is cringe worthy myself, but I advertise I seek a 'playmate' from time to time, and that gets up some people's noses

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"“Mmmmmmmmmmmmm” how does that convey anything other than creepy. "

Yeah, most food type words make my skin crawl in this context.

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By *is BitchCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Eating Pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fab lingo of social/meet

Such as 'I had a social' (why not say you met for a coffee/drink?)

Or 'my meet is on way over/I'm on my way to a meet'

I find them very weird ways to express the fact that you are going to meet up with someone for whatever reason

Because it was a social rather than a sexual encounter, and a meet is 'meeting' someone.

Or if there's a need to differentiate, why not ' we met for a drink ' or 'we met to have sex'

I don't get that it is cringe worthy myself, but I advertise I seek a 'playmate' from time to time, and that gets up some people's noses "

It would get up mine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Entitled

&

Vanilla

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple
over a year ago

South East Wales

‘Nawty’

‘Mmmmmm’

‘I/we don’t bite, unless you want me/us to’

‘Manners cost nothing’

‘Girl’- we are women, not girls

Anything referring to the site being shit, everyone is fake, no one meets etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fab lingo of social/meet

Such as 'I had a social' (why not say you met for a coffee/drink?)

Or 'my meet is on way over/I'm on my way to a meet'

I find them very weird ways to express the fact that you are going to meet up with someone for whatever reason

Because it was a social rather than a sexual encounter, and a meet is 'meeting' someone.

Or if there's a need to differentiate, why not ' we met for a drink ' or 'we met to have sex'

I don't get that it is cringe worthy myself, but I advertise I seek a 'playmate' from time to time, and that gets up some people's noses

It would get up mine too "

My nose is bigger than yours. Nah nah na nah nah

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish

Gawjus

I can eat pussy for hours

Tongue, spelt tounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Entitled

&

Vanilla

"

Ooooh, I am very vanilla. Suits me just fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who refer to women as ' females '

Doesn't so much make me cringe, but it gets right on my raspberry ripples

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Men who refer to women as ' females '

Doesn't so much make me cringe, but it gets right on my raspberry ripples "

Particularly men/guys and females. No no no no

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Divine, sometimes spelt devine...

Always reminds me of the drag queen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

420 friendly.... instant block lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Wow you’re stunning”

How can you tell that from my arse! I have a face like the back of a bus! Knobs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Comparisons between people and Michelin star restaurants and local restaurants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those where discretion is of the utmost importance...and then they post a blow by blow account of various aspects of their life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmm

How’s u

Any fun

‘Well, what can I say about.....’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm referred to as sexy, when in reality I've had 24 hours period cry, my womb trying to escape out of my vagina, an earwig has just ran over my foot whilst I've been mopping the kitchen floor, the dog has farted rendering me a heaving mess and I can't even see where to begin shaving my chuff coz I'm furry down to the knee.

P

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmm

How’s u

Any fun

‘Well, what can I say about.....’

I like the mmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm

It shows a certain kind of class. Makes a change from the usual come suck my cock routine I suppose

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm referred to as sexy, when in reality I've had 24 hours period cry, my womb trying to escape out of my vagina, an earwig has just ran over my foot whilst I've been mopping the kitchen floor, the dog has farted rendering me a heaving mess and I can't even see where to begin shaving my chuff coz I'm furry down to the knee.

P"

Gawd you know how to arouse a guy

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

'Wow you're stunning'

Really makes me laugh.

My face resembles the waking dead most days.

Jo.Xx

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester


"Any guarantee at all, ever, unless it's tongue in cheeky.

P

Or the opposite. "no woman can make me cum through oral!" It so often reads like a challenge? Probably can, not interested.

No that means only a man can make me cum through oral

But they're straight! That means no men! Stop looking at me! Mum, he breathed on me! "

Ah that reminds me - profiles that say I am straight but message cds/trans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On verifications when they say "don't pass this one by" urgh just makes me want to "

This so generic, so boring.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Comparisons between people and Michelin star restaurants and local restaurants. "

fair

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By *axo25Man
over a year ago

lightwater

Not so much an expression but I do find the insecure/validate me posts backed up by the ever growing white knight army all rather cringe.

Just all rather wanky.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Conversely, I find the expression "white knight" overused and quite cringey.

Sometimes, maybe, men say nice things about women because they're warranted. Not just to get a leg over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not an expression but explicit veris. Why!?? Do people really need to know all that.

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Can lick for hours, looking for a cum slut, balls need draining, professional and discreet all make me rolls my eyes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Conversely, I find the expression "white knight" overused and quite cringey.

Sometimes, maybe, men say nice things about women because they're warranted. Not just to get a leg over"

I’ve never heard this expression, someone explain??

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Conversely, I find the expression "white knight" overused and quite cringey.

Sometimes, maybe, men say nice things about women because they're warranted. Not just to get a leg over

I’ve never heard this expression, someone explain??"

When men stand up for/compliment women falsely, in the hopes of getting sex.

I've been called a white knight myself, though, so *shrug*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Conversely, I find the expression "white knight" overused and quite cringey.

Sometimes, maybe, men say nice things about women because they're warranted. Not just to get a leg over

I’ve never heard this expression, someone explain??

When men stand up for/compliment women falsely, in the hopes of getting sex.

I've been called a white knight myself, though, so *shrug*"

Yeah I don’t like that expression either

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Sometimes some men do it. But a) it's usually really obvious b) women aren't generally that stupid, and c) using it every time a man says something nice about a woman... Really?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

1. Repetitive.

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Any status that involves the word "lemo"

Which seems to be on the increase as im seeing it a lot the past few months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dom

Daddy

Cum slut... I could go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creamy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titties or boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face pic pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm straight but....

Sydney fucking University shite! Or the similar Facebook blah blah crap

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm not into any of that weird shit.

Not looking to sleep with the whole site/quality not quantity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not into any of that weird shit.

Not looking to sleep with the whole site/quality not quantity. "

OMG yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna meet

Just that, no previous introduction, no conversation, not even a bloody question mark.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Wanna meet

Just that, no previous introduction, no conversation, not even a bloody question mark."

I've been getting a rash of "mine now" and an address recently. WTF?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanna meet

Just that, no previous introduction, no conversation, not even a bloody question mark.

I've been getting a rash of "mine now" and an address recently. WTF?!"

Sexy times

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.


"Professional

Someone who shovels shit does so in a professional manner. On here it comes across as pretentious and "we're better than you""

Yep, was about to say that!

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.


"Titties or boobies "

Where do you stand on ‘tiddes’

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By *esires of HertsCouple
over a year ago

Herts and London Borders

"rant over"....most don't care if you are upset or otherwise

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Wanna meet

Just that, no previous introduction, no conversation, not even a bloody question mark.

I've been getting a rash of "mine now" and an address recently. WTF?!"

I read that as people messaged to say they were getting a rash.

I’d imagine that would do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any status that involves the word "lemo"

Which seems to be on the increase as im seeing it a lot the past few months.

"

lemo?? whats that

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

North of Okehampton, South of Bideford

Profiles full of

Her about Him and Him about Her.

Why don't they just get a Room together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worth joining just to read the crap ie curvy

No single men

Don't like oral

Best one is Don't Kiss !! AS SHE OR HE SHOWS PHOTOS OF them doing

ORAL on complete stranger

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)


"When adults refer to having sex as being naughty, it’s fucking embarrassing.

Or when it's referred to as playing"

I hate naughty.

Someone told me I was "so naughty" the other day.

No. Fuck off. I'm not a 3 year old who got too close to a fire. I'm nearly 40 years old with a liberated attitude to my sexuality. I happen to think I'm normal and well grounded. If you think that's 'naughty' then you have the sexual and emotional maturity of the aforementioned 3 year old.

I am guilty of calling it playing though, partly because of the super casual element of it but I guess mainly because I came to swinging from a BDSM background and play is the most used term there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Repeater and heavy cummer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a phrase but I hate it when someone spells their own hometown wrong...is it really that hard???

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Stevenage

Couples with single profiles with 200 veris of each other and then a status of, you know who you are... ffs cringey

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I simply can’t stand the essays on what’s going to be done to me before even any exchange of hello has occurred. Makes me heave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worth joining just to read the crap ie curvy

No single men

Don't like oral

Best one is Don't Kiss !! AS SHE OR HE SHOWS PHOTOS OF them doing

ORAL on complete stranger

"

Why are you shouting?

For a fair few people kissing is deemed more intimate than oral sex or sex itself and is something that is special to them and their partner, and kept for them alone.

How do you know the photos are of complete strangers?

P

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By *obi_DDCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

"Genuine" because I'll be the judge of that, and "clean" because I'd expect that as a bare minimum :-/

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


""I don't bite...unless you ask nicely"

"

This,I see it a lot on dating sites as well. I get the urge to message and tell them to delete it and never utter those words ever again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On verifications when they say "don't pass this one by" urgh just makes me want to "

Praise the Lord for hidden verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Professional

Someone who shovels shit does so in a professional manner. On here it comes across as pretentious and "we're better than you""

This one! I'm not able to work currently, but it doesn't mean I'm unintelligent or less of a person.

Also people who say they'll do anything sexually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty

Hun

Play

Pussy

Butty

Sarnie

My list is exhaustive

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London


"Not so much an expression but I do find the insecure/validate me posts backed up by the ever growing white knight army all rather cringe.

Just all rather wanky. "

This 100%

Plus not so much words but some of the images, O do NOT I say again do NOT want to see inside of you!! I am not a doctor and some of these images will haunt my dreams forever

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Milf, gilf, filf. Porn has a lot to answer for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brew

Pants

Bbz

U

Nawty

Mmmmmmmm

I’ll come back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naughty

Hun

Play

Pussy

Butty

Sarnie

My list is exhaustive "

Babe?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Anything about destroying my orifices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naughty

Hun

Play

Pussy

Butty

Sarnie

My list is exhaustive

Babe?

"

Say what? Can’t beat a chip butty!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Anything about destroying my orifices. "

Yep, hate the word orifice.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

What an intolerant lot we have become. Swingers are meant to be free spirited ‘libertines’.

‘Not looking for single guys’ - now that is annoying!

Happy swinging all

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Anything about destroying my orifices.

Yep, hate the word orifice. "

I like people saying it to me. Well not orifice. But the written message and then describing it... and if it features leaving me gaping? Not for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naughty spelt as “nawty”"

Same!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Anything about destroying my orifices.

Yep, hate the word orifice.

I like people saying it to me. Well not orifice. But the written message and then describing it... and if it features leaving me gaping? Not for me."

Is gaping better than echoing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-Sapiosexual

-Hun

-Treat her/them with respect

-Want to keep him/her/them to ourselves/myself

Cringe cringe triple cringe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's you/u?

Quality over quantity.

"Your welcome"

...leave my welcome out of it, sunshine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Discreet'

'Professional'

'Cum' used instead of come

'Well educated' ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naughty

Hun

Play

Pussy

Butty

Sarnie

My list is exhaustive

Babe?

Say what? Can’t beat a chip butty!"

Roll

Sandwich

Not butty

I can allow it for you

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"On verifications when they say "don't pass this one by" urgh just makes me want to "

Especially if it’s a LONG list

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By *L300Man
over a year ago

YEOVIL

I have to admit, I find myself having to Google some of the abbreviations!

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Sucks like a Dyson.

So unoriginal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unicorn" and all the pet names.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naughty

Hun

Play

Pussy

Butty

Sarnie

My list is exhaustive

Babe?

Say what? Can’t beat a chip butty!

Roll

Sandwich

Not butty

I can allow it for you "

thanks babe

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Anything about destroying my orifices.

Yep, hate the word orifice.

I like people saying it to me. Well not orifice. But the written message and then describing it... and if it features leaving me gaping? Not for me."

That’s a hole other story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a phrase but...

Mmmmm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being “owned” .. really?

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire


"anything you'd hear on inbetweeners

. I’m gonna fuck her fuckin fanny off "

This killed me off! I nearly spat coffee over the laptop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being “owned” .. really? "

People are property don’t you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being “owned” .. really?

People are property don’t you know "

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Being “owned” .. really?

People are property don’t you know "

I’d be returned for a refund by now

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

North of Okehampton, South of Bideford

Not knowing the difference between

Your and You're

Bare and Bear

No and Know

Whether and Weather

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