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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, when I wee, my penis, it whistles, and when she heard, my pride, it bristled, so I'm asking you, you glorious few, if tunes could come out, of your vagina, or man spout, what would you play when you start to spray??

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Poetic mood this morning

Odes to cake

Odes to peeing

Tis the bedroom ceiling I am seeing

Till the hour I must get up

To seek my daily bread

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"So, when I wee, my penis, it whistles, and when she heard, my pride, it bristled, so I'm asking you, you glorious few, if tunes could come out, of your vagina, or man spout, what would you play when you start to spray??"

My vagina plays God Save The Queen, and everyone stands to attention

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, when I wee, my penis, it whistles, and when she heard, my pride, it bristled, so I'm asking you, you glorious few, if tunes could come out, of your vagina, or man spout, what would you play when you start to spray??

My vagina plays God Save The Queen, and everyone stands to attention "

That's a very interesting answer and raises questions, the separation of god and state, absolute monarchy, a monarch appointed by god, salvation, am I to be saved? Compelling start to the thread

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

She'll be Cumming round my manhood when she cums

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I can fart the tune of 'The Ride of the Valkyries'.

Took a bit of practice, I can tell you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My girliest parts are pretty much mute,

To play music from them just doesn't compute.

But come tease me Retweet and give me the horn,

You'll find that they respond with the tune of Popcorn.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Górecki's Symphony No.3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flight of the bumblebee

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