FabSwingers.com forum: If I gave you £20....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would you do with it?

***you can’t give it back to me, it’s a gift, albeit an imaginary one***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you do with it?

***you can’t give it back to me, it’s a gift, albeit an imaginary one***

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We're going for cocktails and on the pull for hot men.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would you do with it?

***you can’t give it back to me, it’s a gift, albeit an imaginary one***

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We're going for cocktails and on the pull for hot men."

Savage

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"What would you do with it?

***you can’t give it back to me, it’s a gift, albeit an imaginary one***

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We're going for cocktails and on the pull for hot men."

Throw mine in the kitty and can I come too? Pleeeeeeease x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By an umbrella and rain mac

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would you do with it?

***you can’t give it back to me, it’s a gift, albeit an imaginary one***

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We're going for cocktails and on the pull for hot men.

Throw mine in the kitty and can I come too? Pleeeeeeease x"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you do with it?

***you can’t give it back to me, it’s a gift, albeit an imaginary one***

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We're going for cocktails and on the pull for hot men."

With £20 you'd need two straws on your first cocktail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you do with it?

***you can’t give it back to me, it’s a gift, albeit an imaginary one***

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We're going for cocktails and on the pull for hot men.

Throw mine in the kitty and can I come too? Pleeeeeeease x"

Hell yes

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

It bought my Smirnoff vodka thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a homeless person a meal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovehoney dildo in sales

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"What would you do with it?

***you can’t give it back to me, it’s a gift, albeit an imaginary one***

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We're going for cocktails and on the pull for hot men.

Throw mine in the kitty and can I come too? Pleeeeeeease x

Hell yes"

I'll make sure to put my best dancing shoes on too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lovehoney dildo in sales

Niiice

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'd buy lottery tickets or put it on a long shot. I'm not a gambler but I'm feeling lucky

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I'd give it back to you to get me a bottle of Poteen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

getta street corner bj,am despo

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

2 rolls of gorilla duck tape

A bag of zip ties

1/2lb oranges

Heavy duty bin liners

Air freshener

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd give it back to you to get me a bottle of Poteen"

Money can’t buy real poitín

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pay for a cougars and cub club ticket and have a great time with loads of filthy women

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Lovehoney dildo in sales

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My thoughts exactly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lovehoney dildo in sales

My thoughts exactly lol

Great minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lovehoney dildo in sales

Niiice

I'd let you know if it was worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy lots of bbq sauce so my food snob friend and I can eat together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would buy her the bestest chocolates and wine that £20 would buy and let the moment take it's course ...

Thanks OP

Already had my tank filled. Your all so generous in here

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd buy us both the same smutty book and then we can have an odd virtual bookclub.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"I'd give it back to you to get me a bottle of Poteen

Money can’t buy real poitín

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lovehoney dildo in sales

Niiice

I'd let you know if it was worth it

A TripAdvisor review of sorts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask you if you could change it me for 3 Tens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd buy us both the same smutty book and then we can have an odd virtual bookclub."

I ordered it. Should have it by Thursday

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'd buy us both the same smutty book and then we can have an odd virtual bookclub.

I ordered it. Should have it by Thursday

Yaaaay! You do know I'm going to be asking you what you thought of certain chapters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a ticket to a T20 match...cheers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick in my pocket n leave before you ask for it back

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Buy 40 Toffee Crisps and 40 Lion Bars.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stick in my pocket n leave before you ask for it back"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd buy us both the same smutty book and then we can have an odd virtual bookclub.

I ordered it. Should have it by Thursday

Yaaaay! You do know I'm going to be asking you what you thought of certain chapters?

I’ll message you the day I start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With £20, I’d buy the finest pizza Domino’s has on offer! They have ‘Two for Tuesday’ buy one get one free - then I would thank you for the wonderful £20 investment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka , for the homeless because I'm charitable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka , for the homeless because I'm charitable "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takeaway for us both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curry and a 4 pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd buy Mabel's new cd out on Friday

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'd buy Mabel's new cd out on Friday "

I like her music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd buy Mabel's new cd out on Friday

I like her music

I love her , every song is mint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd buy food and stuff my face

send halp

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"What would you do with it?

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buy you a slice of cake and a drink and have a nice afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it you back in exchange for a whatsapp message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d superglue it to the floor in my local Aldi.

Probably somewhere near the wine section.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'd buy knickers rub tuna in them set up a female profile sell them at a huge profit then take you for a meal and drinks

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I'd buy us both the same smutty book and then we can have an odd virtual bookclub."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd buy the biggest cake possible and share it with you all

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I'd buy the biggest cake possible and share it with you all

Can I have my cake and eat it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd buy the biggest cake possible and share it with you all

Can I have my cake and eat it though

Once I hand it over, it's your cake...smear it over your penis and have someone lick it off for all I care

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd buy knickers rub tuna in them set up a female profile sell them at a huge profit then take you for a meal and drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd buy knickers rub tuna in them set up a female profile sell them at a huge profit then take you for a meal and drinks

I’d buy a cushion for that naughty step lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight I'm going to spend it like it's 19.99

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 rolls of gorilla duck tape

A bag of zip ties

1/2lb oranges

Heavy duty bin liners

Air freshener "

I just cant begin to imagine why oranges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put it on 29 black

7 red come out next door. Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonight I'm going to spend it like it's 19.99"

Very good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you do with it?

***you can’t give it back to me, it’s a gift, albeit an imaginary one***

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Take you for a drink.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

I would buy condoms then attend a swing party and sell the condoms for 150% of the cost to me.

Eventually I would have so much money I would open my own swing club, upon entering you would be searched for condoms and lube, any you have would be thrown in the bin and once inside you could buy ours.

After that a franchise of sex clubs across the EU and America.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I’m going to be boring and sensible and by some food, having £20 would be like a million £s at the moment

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"I would buy condoms then attend a swing party and sell the condoms for 150% of the cost to me.

After that a franchise of sex clubs across the EU and America."
Put you on return Ryan air flight to Dublin or Belfast Ireland and meet you at airport, Whist you off to hotel blind fold you , tie you to bed and kiss you every where ???

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Looks like it's takeaway for tea tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it towards a new new sexy outfit. X

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I would wonder what I had done to deserve it but thank you anyway then I would give it my new grandaughter

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run down to the sweet shop and buy heaps of sweets and lashings of ginger beer, then set off for a great adventure

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’d superglue it to the floor in my local Aldi.

Probably somewhere near the wine section."

You’d need to laminate it first

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Id take you for Fish & Chips on the east coast OP

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By *moelmoCouple
over a year ago

berkshire

It’s my birthday today so I’d have a couple of drinks

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Fold it into a glider and chuck it right back at you

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"What would you do with it?

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Oooooh I’d feel like Brewster.... think of all the penny sweets and things I could buy

sadly I wouldn’t get many freddo’s with that though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a new penis pump

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"It’s my birthday today so I’d have a couple of drinks

Happy birthday to you x

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

I’ll donate it to the British heart foundation as I may need them one day

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I’d buy cling film and profiteroles.

If I found someone worth sharing them with, I’d buy more tomorrow and do it all again

Lex

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"I’d buy cling film and profiteroles.

If I found someone worth sharing them with, I’d buy more tomorrow and do it all again

Lex"

Drop your lower age range and pop me a message, don’t want sex but I did hear profiteroles so sign me up

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Give it to someone who needs it more than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give it to someone who needs it more than me"

Spot on

Not going to change my life

May better theirs

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Fuel in my daughters car so I can borrow it to go to a club.

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By *exy Black JenWoman
over a year ago

London/Eastbourne weekends

Spend it on a young good looking male model. It would buy me about 4 mins!..lol...

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I’d buy cling film and profiteroles.

If I found someone worth sharing them with, I’d buy more tomorrow and do it all again

Lex

Drop your lower age range and pop me a message, don’t want sex but I did hear profiteroles so sign me up

I reckon you’d look good in cling film

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"I’d buy cling film and profiteroles.

If I found someone worth sharing them with, I’d buy more tomorrow and do it all again

Lex

Drop your lower age range and pop me a message, don’t want sex but I did hear profiteroles so sign me up

I reckon you’d look good in cling film

Be safer in bubble wrap but I have been known to be a risk taker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speend it at snack vans in laybys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let you give me blow job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donate it to a very special charity on behalf of a very special person. Thanks.

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

"What would you do with it?

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. I would match your £20 with £20 off my own then go to the supermarket buy £40 worth of food and then take it to my local food bank

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would wonder what I had done to deserve it but thank you anyway then I would give it my new grandaughter

Xxx"

Aww, cute!

Congrats x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy some diesel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id take you for Fish & Chips on the east coast OP"

Food

I’m in!

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By *aughty Lovers 69Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

"I'd buy knickers rub tuna in them set up a female profile sell them at a huge profit then take you for a meal and drinks

That's hilarious

New business adventure right there

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I’d buy cling film and profiteroles.

If I found someone worth sharing them with, I’d buy more tomorrow and do it all again

Lex

Drop your lower age range and pop me a message, don’t want sex but I did hear profiteroles so sign me up

I reckon you’d look good in cling film

Be safer in bubble wrap but I have been known to be a risk taker

Trust me, you’d be in very safe hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d go and buy two new pairs of socks

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By *urreyguy34Man
over a year ago

Weybridge

Fish n chips

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Buy 2 bunches of 10 quid flowers....one for you one for me...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Keep 10 give 10 to some one struggling for cash x

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"What would you do with it?

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Would £20.00 get me enough diesel to get me to a club near you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£20 of jaffa cakes if you dont mind..

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