FabSwingers.com forum: Wooden dildos ......

By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Any one tried one xx

I'm a wood turner and my friends keep asking wether I can make one for them.

Apperantly they are better than glass ones because they hold the heat and better than plastic because it saves the ocean.

Thoughts please???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Splinters?

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

I can make it as tough and smooth as glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just use the table leg. Turn it upside down and invite 3 friends, circle wanking at its best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would the various types of lube affect them?

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Gorgeous pics xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Go for it ..a knobbly bobbly one

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"How would the various types of lube affect them?"

That's where I need help

Natural oils sealers etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about finish? Varnish, oil, paint, creosote..?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Wood is porous, so not that hygienic I wouldn't have thought...

It's a no from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just use the table leg. Turn it upside down and invite 3 friends, circle wanking at its best. "

I use my bed post

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’ve discovered glass dildos and they’re very pleasant between the lips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After slaying the fear of splinters, wooden dildos could be things of beauty. Imagine Varnished veins and the parallel lines of grain...also imagine the feel of a balsa compared to that of an oak beast.

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By *appy_hedonistMan
over a year ago

Islington

"I just use the table leg. Turn it upside down and invite 3 friends, circle wanking at its best. "

Very creative. Can I invite you on a daytrip to Ikea?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"After slaying the fear of splinters, wooden dildos could be things of beauty. Imagine Varnished veins and the parallel lines of grain...also imagine the feel of a balsa compared to that of an oak beast. "

Less of a Dildo, more of a Dildont

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

I can use exotic woods

Any shape

Any size

Note

This is my hobby don't want to be bombarded with orders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indeed am thinking ancient Greeks ..mind you that was before plastic was invented!

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"I just use the table leg. Turn it upside down and invite 3 friends, circle wanking at its best. "
flmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would the various types of lube affect them?

That's where I need help

Natural oils sealers etc

Rustins plastic coating would be resistant to just about anything that's likely to come into contact with it, silky smooth too

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By *lterego78Man
over a year ago

Here, There, Everywhere...

"better than plastic because it saves the ocean.

Who's throwing dildos into the sea?!?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"better than plastic because it saves the ocean.

Who's throwing dildos into the sea?!?

You’d be suprised! I’ve seen discarded dido’s in quite a few public locations

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"better than plastic because it saves the ocean.

Who's throwing dildos into the sea?!?

You’d be suprised! I’ve seen discarded dido’s in quite a few public locations

Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would the various types of lube affect them?

That's where I need help

Natural oils sealers etc

Rustins plastic coating would be resistant to just about anything that's likely to come into contact with it, silky smooth too"

Is it vagina/mouth/anus friendly though? It doesn't mention it on the tin

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

To be fair I think it’s a good idea. Send a sample and the wife will rate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I've realised there's a possible lucrative entrepreneurial opportunity here for a new kind of product, so I'm off to invent and patent it. I've already got an advertising slogan.

"Dongseal - does what it says on the tin."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a surplus of homegrown cucumbers this season if anyone interested? Organic, compostable, with nice knobbly bits. Various sizes and thickness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it vagina/mouth/anus friendly though? It doesn't mention it on the tin

It's in the small print but you know what they say about wanking

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"To be fair I think it’s a good idea. Send a sample and the wife will rate.

Could use fab for R&D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just use the table leg. Turn it upside down and invite 3 friends, circle wanking at its best. "

Your dining room must look like Vlad the Impaler has made a return!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will pass on that

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Splinters......that's my thought

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

There have, over the years, been a few manufacturers of wooden toys. I don't know what they used to seal them though.

Used a varnished flogger handle before though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can make wood very smooth using a very high grit sandpaper ... We used some in the workshop to make ribs for a boat, could make oak feel like glass, could probably use some epoxy resin as fine protective layer to stop it splintering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you manage hygiene with wood?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"They can make wood very smooth using a very high grit sandpaper ... We used some in the workshop to make ribs for a boat, could make oak feel like glass, could probably use some epoxy resin as fine protective layer to stop it splintering.

Resin? So not only porous wood, it would be chemically treated.....ok you test it up your arse first......then if your fine after a few sessions maybe.....deal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just use the table leg. Turn it upside down and invite 3 friends, circle wanking at its best.

Very creative. Can I invite you on a daytrip to Ikea?"

100 points

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

We've reviewed several wooden dildos and they are things of beauty and great fun. All have been sealed with a body-safe lacquer or resin to negate the porosity issue. Splinters are never going to be an issue unless you have damaged the dildo somehow.

Unfortunately, I can't help with the brand of lacquer used though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you manage hygiene with wood?"
varnish maybe? .... Another thing about wood is it expands when wet... Takes a long time to expand but I guess if its used regularly you've got a self growing/expanding dildo

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"How would the various types of lube affect them?"

Lignum Vitae

self lubricating

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

I would of thought using an epoxy sealer would stop anything penetrating the wood. Or if you really want to totally seal it maybe dip the finished item in clear epoxy resin and then turn it again and polish it to a crystal clear finish. That way you get the look of wood but totally sealed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are various types of organic toys that are on the market from stone to animal horn to wood etc.

All are asthetically pleasing to the eye. Alot are works of art as well as functional.

Most wooden toys are made from hard woods. The grain is tightly packed so the wood tends to be less porous and waterproof.

Animal horn toys are particularly devine and give very unique shapes and sizes...

Moon stone love eggs have been around for centuries..

It is not implausible to make your own versions of wooden toys. Research is the key.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Epoxy resin is amazing stuff .... Can make loads of stuff from it... Might be a good project for a woman to make her own epoxy dildo... Put their favourite items inside it to decorate it like say with flowers or gem stones make it look pretty.

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Always recall a story I read as a teenager in porn that I never forgot...

A woman as a new member to a private sex party... The initiation ceremony was a statute in the hall had a huge wooden phallus, all the other women kissed it thus providing lubricant to the phallus, she was held by her limbs by 4 guys so that the phallus could enter her, they then proceeded to move her back and forth building up a rhythm till she herself took over and rode the phallus into a frenzied orgasm.....

It was a story I never forgot

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Epoxy resin is amazing stuff .... Can make loads of stuff from it... Might be a good project for a woman to make her own epoxy dildo... Put their favourite items inside it to decorate it like say with flowers or gem stones make it look pretty."

Trying to keep away from epoxy (bad for the planet)

Want it natural

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Yes, my friend made one and gave it to me.

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Hence your site name madam...?

You actually do give wood..?

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Thanks for the interest

Had a few private message request for one.

Better get busy in my shed

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Wood lice

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have a rolling pin

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"How would the various types of lube affect them?

That's where I need help

Natural oils sealers etc

Condoms the best thing to stop splinters and used lube on them I would think.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Might not get full coverage on Dragons Den, when you go seeking investment, one thrust inside Deborah Meaden, to keep her somewhat quiet for a while

A dildo is for life, not just Christmas, being the ecologically sound message. They can go back for servicing or be traded up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just naw!!!

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Might not get full coverage on Dragons Den, when you go seeking investment, one thrust inside Deborah Meaden, to keep her somewhat quiet for a while

A dildo is for life, not just Christmas, being the ecologically sound message. They can go back for servicing or be traded up"

Lol

Love to see the dragons handling my creations on telly

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