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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

What's your party trick?

I can touch my nose with my tongue...

Over to you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand in the corner being quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can touch your nose with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have three.

I can do the splits (always shocks them when a fat girl can manage it

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I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.

And I can do voices, impressions, accents...

I'm a hoot!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I can balance a pint on my boobs. One day soon it'll be my arse as well.

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

"I can balance a pint on my boobs. One day soon it'll be my arse as well."

Coincidence! I can balance a boob on my pint...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can balance a pint on my boobs. One day soon it'll be my arse as well."

Have you seen the porn of a fat guy fucking a woman and she's got a tin of sweet corn balancing on her arse as her fucks her from behind? He keeps picking up the tin and taking swigs of sweet corn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do voices, the ones I get asked for most are Smeagol and Yoda, although I do others.

Tea

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I can balance a pint on my boobs. One day soon it'll be my arse as well.

Coincidence! I can balance a boob on my pint...

Whoah. I'll be damned. What a coincidence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can balance a pint on my boobs. One day soon it'll be my arse as well."

My mind is boggled

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I can balance a pint on my boobs. One day soon it'll be my arse as well.

Have you seen the porn of a fat guy fucking a woman and she's got a tin of sweet corn balancing on her arse as her fucks her from behind? He keeps picking up the tin and taking swigs of sweet corn... "

No. My porn viewing is clearly really dull to yours.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I have three.

I can do the splits (always shocks them when a fat girl can manage it

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I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.

And I can do voices, impressions, accents...

I'm a hoot!

Impressive!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I do a Monkey run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have any

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I can balance a pint on my boobs. One day soon it'll be my arse as well."

Is this on the boobs or tucked in between?

I can probably balance a mug of tea...will have to work my way up to the pint

#boobie goals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt... At least I am honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nowt... At least I am honest

I'd try the paint balancing I think you would have a shot

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I can do voices, the ones I get asked for most are Smeagol and Yoda, although I do others.

Tea"

All my voices sound the same...they all come out German for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving people piggy bags. Big people, men people.

I'm like a motherfucking shetland pony (they're the strong ones right?)

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I can hide a pint glass in between my boobs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I can hide a pint glass in between my boobs

MLS is going to be fun.

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By *osmicplusMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Playing the ol geeeeetar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giving people piggy bags. Big people, men people.

I'm like a motherfucking shetland pony (they're the strong ones right?)

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giving people piggy bags. Big people, men people.

I'm like a motherfucking shetland pony (they're the strong ones right?)

lol

I've only just noticed I typed bags instead of backs.

I do not go around giving people snout wallets. I carry people on my back and set them down oh so gently at their desired destination.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I can hide a pint glass in between my boobs

MLS is going to be fun.

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can move my ears individually

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"What's your party trick?

I can touch my nose with my tongue...

Over to you..."

Mine is I can touch your arse with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can touch me nose with me tongue , wiggle me ears and levitate.

Only two of these I can at the same time

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I give good eyebrow wiggle, can curl my tongue into a w shape. By far my best talent is hitting notes that don't exist when singing. I can clear a room with my dulcet tones.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Been practicing balancing viagra tables on my widge, doesn’t work, might as well have them with a cup of tea for the use they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do voices, the ones I get asked for most are Smeagol and Yoda, although I do others.

Tea"

Can you do Chris Eubank for us please

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill

"I give good eyebrow wiggle, can curl my tongue into a w shape. By far my best talent is hitting notes that don't exist when singing. I can clear a room with my dulcet tones. "

I can do the tongue thing as well!

I can apply my own sunscreen everywhere, I’m hyper flexible! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your party trick?

I can touch my nose with my tongue...

Over to you..."

I could touch your arse with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your party trick?

I can touch my nose with my tongue...

Over to you...

Mine is I can touch your arse with my tongue

Great minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can curl my toes around the headboard. I'm very bendy

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

Peel a banana with my feet

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I have three.

I can do the splits (always shocks them when a fat girl can manage it

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I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.

And I can do voices, impressions, accents...

I'm a hoot!

Eileen ..next time I throw apart I'm sending an invite your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tounge can touch my all teeth, and I can balance beer can on .....

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Giving people piggy bags. Big people, men people.

I'm like a motherfucking shetland pony (they're the strong ones right?)

lol

I've only just noticed I typed bags instead of backs.

I do not go around giving people snout wallets. I carry people on my back and set them down oh so gently at their desired destination.

Good Lordingtons!

I saw a woman actually do this recently. Her big lanky mate was complaining her shoes hurt, boohoohoo, and she couldn't make it back to the hotel ...so the little woman flung her on her back and away they galloped into the night!

It proper tickled me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to open bottles with my teeth.

Now I have fillings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giving people piggy bags. Big people, men people.

I'm like a motherfucking shetland pony (they're the strong ones right?)

lol

I've only just noticed I typed bags instead of backs.

I do not go around giving people snout wallets. I carry people on my back and set them down oh so gently at their desired destination.

Good Lordingtons!

It proper tickled me

Us little ones are strong with a low centre of gravity. Least you won't fall far if we do topple over

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'll go with playing some boogie-woogie piano. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can beat guys twice my size in eating contests and arm wrestling....not at the same time mind you!

I have a couple of good card tricks as well

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"What's your party trick?

I can touch my nose with my tongue...

Over to you..."

I can put my ankles behind my head

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I can do voices, the ones I get asked for most are Smeagol and Yoda, although I do others.

Tea

All my voices sound the same...they all come out German for some reason

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I can do an Alison Moyet and Mick Jagger impersonation. Preferably when squiffy.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'll go with playing some boogie-woogie piano. Luke"

Ooh do like a bit of boogie woogie

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"What's your party trick?

I can touch my nose with my tongue...

Over to you...

I can put my ankles behind my head

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

"What's your party trick?

I can touch my nose with my tongue...

Over to you...

I can put my ankles behind my head

I can put other peoples ankles behind MY head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can pop my hip in and out of its socket

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"I can pop my hip in and out of its socket

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm a right novelty act. It's annoying, actually

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By *unonly10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

I can breath through my ears

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

I can talk complete load of b******s all night...

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I'm quite good at being invisible

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By *offee and KinksCouple
over a year ago

Notts/Derby

"I can move my ears individually

Me too. I wondered if anyone else could.

Mr S

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I can wiggle my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can have sex without my socks on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can have sex without my socks on.

Someone hold this crazy animal back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m really good at playing hide the sausage

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"I can wiggle my eyes

I can too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can drink and say funny things. And guess what? The more I drink, the funnier I get. I call it talent, my friends call it alcoholism.

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

I can do an impression of a towel rail.

No longer welcome in Asda Blackburn!

_tripper9

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By *aughtyLittleMissWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I can crack hazelnuts with my bare hands

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I can pop my hip in and out of its socket

Ouchy!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I can turn a length of cord into handcuffs quicker than people can say handcuffs.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I can do the cherry stem thing - it's not as sexy as it sounds

And I can down a pint in a few seconds. Also not sexy. I need to get some new party tricks.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'm quite good at being invisible

Who said that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can breath through my ears "

Yup me too

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'm a right novelty act. It's annoying, actually

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

I can empty an entire room just by singing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do unexpected voices. Elmo being one of them. Dr claw the other. Plus others.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I can crack hazelnuts with my bare hands "

Really? I can do walnuts with my thighs...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I can move my ears individually

Me too. I wondered if anyone else could.

Mr S

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I can fold my ears and put my earlobe inside my ear

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I can turn a length of cord into handcuffs quicker than people can say handcuffs."

Could come in handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can also spin on one hand. Used to be able to spin on my head also though havent tried that one in a while.

I can also lift really heavey things. That one comes in useful after people pass out d*unk.

Im basically your very own cool security guard for your house parties.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I can turn a length of cord into handcuffs quicker than people can say handcuffs.

Could come in handy

If a policeman needs a hand restraining a robber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cum twice. First time as normal and then if I push my groin, 2nd money shot. Upto 5 mins after too

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I can do unexpected voices. Elmo being one of them. Dr claw the other. Plus others.

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I have three.

I can do the splits (always shocks them when a fat girl can manage it

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I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.

And I can do voices, impressions, accents...

I'm a hoot!

You forgot Owl impression as well.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

i'm full of tricks, can juggle, spin thing on my finger, pop lock break dance and limbo really low.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I can move my ears individually

Me too. I wondered if anyone else could.

Mr S

I can fold my ears and put my earlobe inside my ear

How did you discover you could do this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can drink from a bottle or glass whilst placed firmly in my cleavage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can sometimes make my dick twitch rapidly

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I can also spin on one hand. Used to be able to spin on my head also though havent tried that one in a while.

I can also lift really heavey things. That one comes in useful after people pass out d*unk.

Im basically your very own cool security guard for your house parties.

A break dancing security guard, now that's something I'd love to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your party trick?

I can touch my nose with my tongue...

Over to you..."
Hi My party trick I can cum in a glass and drink it bet you never seen that before do you think it would turn you on???? Also do cum tributes Kik bencummy

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I can cum twice. First time as normal and then if I push my groin, 2nd money shot. Upto 5 mins after too"

And how did you discover you could do this?

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over a year ago

"I can cum twice. First time as normal and then if I push my groin, 2nd money shot. Upto 5 mins after too

And how did you discover you could do this?

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I had an internal skin graft to replace part of my urethra after a bike crash

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I can turn my eye lids inside out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can turn my eye lids inside out"

Ewwww the doctor did that to me once while trying to get a bit of metal off my eyeball!! He used a cotton bid or something similar and rolled my eyelid up like a Tom and Jerry roller blind.

It felt very weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can talk like Ralph Wiggums

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I can turn my eye lids inside out

Ewwww the doctor did that to me once while trying to get a bit of metal off my eyeball!! He used a cotton bid or something similar and rolled my eyelid up like a Tom and Jerry roller blind.

It felt very weird."

It’s a very strange feeling, wish I never discovered it but I amuse myself with people’s reactions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can turn my eye lids inside out

Ewwww the doctor did that to me once while trying to get a bit of metal off my eyeball!! He used a cotton bid or something similar and rolled my eyelid up like a Tom and Jerry roller blind.

It felt very weird.

It’s a very strange feeling, wish I never discovered it but I amuse myself with people’s reactions "

I hope youre amused at mine!! And I haven't even seen you do it yet.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I can turn my eye lids inside out

Ewwww the doctor did that to me once while trying to get a bit of metal off my eyeball!! He used a cotton bid or something similar and rolled my eyelid up like a Tom and Jerry roller blind.

It felt very weird.

It’s a very strange feeling, wish I never discovered it but I amuse myself with people’s reactions

I hope youre amused at mine!! And I haven't even seen you do it yet."

I can’t get a photo, they keep pinging back haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can turn my eye lids inside out

Ewwww the doctor did that to me once while trying to get a bit of metal off my eyeball!! He used a cotton bid or something similar and rolled my eyelid up like a Tom and Jerry roller blind.

It felt very weird.

It’s a very strange feeling, wish I never discovered it but I amuse myself with people’s reactions

I hope youre amused at mine!! And I haven't even seen you do it yet.

I can’t get a photo, they keep pinging back haha"

You maybe need some glue?

Or video then maybe try and edit the video to get a still shot?

I'm actually grinning and cringeing imagining you trying

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I can turn my eye lids inside out

Ewwww the doctor did that to me once while trying to get a bit of metal off my eyeball!! He used a cotton bid or something similar and rolled my eyelid up like a Tom and Jerry roller blind.

It felt very weird.

It’s a very strange feeling, wish I never discovered it but I amuse myself with people’s reactions

I hope youre amused at mine!! And I haven't even seen you do it yet.

I can’t get a photo, they keep pinging back haha

You maybe need some glue?

Or video then maybe try and edit the video to get a still shot?

I'm actually grinning and cringeing imagining you trying

I’ve stopped trying, I look like I’ve sat through a video with adorable puppies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can turn my eye lids inside out

Ewwww the doctor did that to me once while trying to get a bit of metal off my eyeball!! He used a cotton bid or something similar and rolled my eyelid up like a Tom and Jerry roller blind.

It felt very weird.

It’s a very strange feeling, wish I never discovered it but I amuse myself with people’s reactions

I hope youre amused at mine!! And I haven't even seen you do it yet.

I can’t get a photo, they keep pinging back haha

You maybe need some glue?

Or video then maybe try and edit the video to get a still shot?

I'm actually grinning and cringeing imagining you trying

I’ve stopped trying, I look like I’ve sat through a video with adorable puppies"

What? Like cute boobs?

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I can turn my eye lids inside out

Ewwww the doctor did that to me once while trying to get a bit of metal off my eyeball!! He used a cotton bid or something similar and rolled my eyelid up like a Tom and Jerry roller blind.

It felt very weird.

It’s a very strange feeling, wish I never discovered it but I amuse myself with people’s reactions

I hope youre amused at mine!! And I haven't even seen you do it yet.

I can’t get a photo, they keep pinging back haha

You maybe need some glue?

Or video then maybe try and edit the video to get a still shot?

I'm actually grinning and cringeing imagining you trying

I’ve stopped trying, I look like I’ve sat through a video with adorable puppies

What? Like cute boobs?

Pretty much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can turn my eye lids inside out

Ewwww the doctor did that to me once while trying to get a bit of metal off my eyeball!! He used a cotton bid or something similar and rolled my eyelid up like a Tom and Jerry roller blind.

It felt very weird.

It’s a very strange feeling, wish I never discovered it but I amuse myself with people’s reactions

I hope youre amused at mine!! And I haven't even seen you do it yet.

I can’t get a photo, they keep pinging back haha

You maybe need some glue?

Or video then maybe try and edit the video to get a still shot?

I'm actually grinning and cringeing imagining you trying

I’ve stopped trying, I look like I’ve sat through a video with adorable puppies

What? Like cute boobs?

Pretty much "

I am sooooo gonna struggle to sleep tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your party trick?

I can touch my nose with my tongue...

Over to you..."

Helicopter

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I can turn my eye lids inside out

Ewwww the doctor did that to me once while trying to get a bit of metal off my eyeball!! He used a cotton bid or something similar and rolled my eyelid up like a Tom and Jerry roller blind.

It felt very weird.

It’s a very strange feeling, wish I never discovered it but I amuse myself with people’s reactions

I hope youre amused at mine!! And I haven't even seen you do it yet.

I can’t get a photo, they keep pinging back haha

You maybe need some glue?

Or video then maybe try and edit the video to get a still shot?

I'm actually grinning and cringeing imagining you trying

I’ve stopped trying, I look like I’ve sat through a video with adorable puppies

What? Like cute boobs?

Pretty much

I am sooooo gonna struggle to sleep tonight "

You’d struggle more if I managed to get a photo, scary stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can turn my eye lids inside out

Ewwww the doctor did that to me once while trying to get a bit of metal off my eyeball!! He used a cotton bid or something similar and rolled my eyelid up like a Tom and Jerry roller blind.

It felt very weird.

It’s a very strange feeling, wish I never discovered it but I amuse myself with people’s reactions

I hope youre amused at mine!! And I haven't even seen you do it yet.

I can’t get a photo, they keep pinging back haha

You maybe need some glue?

Or video then maybe try and edit the video to get a still shot?

I'm actually grinning and cringeing imagining you trying

I’ve stopped trying, I look like I’ve sat through a video with adorable puppies

What? Like cute boobs?

Pretty much

I am sooooo gonna struggle to sleep tonight

You’d struggle more if I managed to get a photo, scary stuff!"

Are you still trying? I'm still imagining. The farrier might be able to help.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

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"I can turn my eye lids inside out

Ewwww the doctor did that to me once while trying to get a bit of metal off my eyeball!! He used a cotton bid or something similar and rolled my eyelid up like a Tom and Jerry roller blind.

It felt very weird.

It’s a very strange feeling, wish I never discovered it but I amuse myself with people’s reactions

I hope youre amused at mine!! And I haven't even seen you do it yet.

I can’t get a photo, they keep pinging back haha

You maybe need some glue?

Or video then maybe try and edit the video to get a still shot?

I'm actually grinning and cringeing imagining you trying

I’ve stopped trying, I look like I’ve sat through a video with adorable puppies

What? Like cute boobs?

Pretty much

I am sooooo gonna struggle to sleep tonight

You’d struggle more if I managed to get a photo, scary stuff!

Are you still trying? I'm still imagining. The farrier might be able to help."

Give him a call please, I just can’t do it myself

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over a year ago

"I can turn my eye lids inside out

Ewwww the doctor did that to me once while trying to get a bit of metal off my eyeball!! He used a cotton bid or something similar and rolled my eyelid up like a Tom and Jerry roller blind.

It felt very weird.

It’s a very strange feeling, wish I never discovered it but I amuse myself with people’s reactions

I hope youre amused at mine!! And I haven't even seen you do it yet.

I can’t get a photo, they keep pinging back haha

You maybe need some glue?

Or video then maybe try and edit the video to get a still shot?

I'm actually grinning and cringeing imagining you trying

I’ve stopped trying, I look like I’ve sat through a video with adorable puppies

What? Like cute boobs?

Pretty much

I am sooooo gonna struggle to sleep tonight

You’d struggle more if I managed to get a photo, scary stuff!

Are you still trying? I'm still imagining. The farrier might be able to help.

Give him a call please, I just can’t do it myself "

I think he'll be in bed!!

I have an idea though..there's a forge down the road from me that does blacksmith courses, I'll go along there in the morning and see if I can get trained up. Would that be helpful?

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over a year ago

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"I can turn my eye lids inside out

Ewwww the doctor did that to me once while trying to get a bit of metal off my eyeball!! He used a cotton bid or something similar and rolled my eyelid up like a Tom and Jerry roller blind.

It felt very weird.

It’s a very strange feeling, wish I never discovered it but I amuse myself with people’s reactions

I hope youre amused at mine!! And I haven't even seen you do it yet.

I can’t get a photo, they keep pinging back haha

You maybe need some glue?

Or video then maybe try and edit the video to get a still shot?

I'm actually grinning and cringeing imagining you trying

I’ve stopped trying, I look like I’ve sat through a video with adorable puppies

What? Like cute boobs?

Pretty much

I am sooooo gonna struggle to sleep tonight

You’d struggle more if I managed to get a photo, scary stuff!

Are you still trying? I'm still imagining. The farrier might be able to help.

Give him a call please, I just can’t do it myself

I think he'll be in bed!!

I have an idea though..there's a forge down the road from me that does blacksmith courses, I'll go along there in the morning and see if I can get trained up. Would that be helpful?"

Very helpful, you’re a gem

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over a year ago

"I can turn my eye lids inside out

Ewwww the doctor did that to me once while trying to get a bit of metal off my eyeball!! He used a cotton bid or something similar and rolled my eyelid up like a Tom and Jerry roller blind.

It felt very weird.

It’s a very strange feeling, wish I never discovered it but I amuse myself with people’s reactions

I hope youre amused at mine!! And I haven't even seen you do it yet.

I can’t get a photo, they keep pinging back haha

You maybe need some glue?

Or video then maybe try and edit the video to get a still shot?

I'm actually grinning and cringeing imagining you trying

I’ve stopped trying, I look like I’ve sat through a video with adorable puppies

What? Like cute boobs?

Pretty much

I am sooooo gonna struggle to sleep tonight

You’d struggle more if I managed to get a photo, scary stuff!

Are you still trying? I'm still imagining. The farrier might be able to help.

Give him a call please, I just can’t do it myself

I think he'll be in bed!!

I have an idea though..there's a forge down the road from me that does blacksmith courses, I'll go along there in the morning and see if I can get trained up. Would that be helpful?

Very helpful, you’re a gem"

I need to get off to bed now, but I'll give you a shout tomorrow and let you know how I got on.

Is that ok?

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I can turn my eye lids inside out

Ewwww the doctor did that to me once while trying to get a bit of metal off my eyeball!! He used a cotton bid or something similar and rolled my eyelid up like a Tom and Jerry roller blind.

It felt very weird.

It’s a very strange feeling, wish I never discovered it but I amuse myself with people’s reactions

I hope youre amused at mine!! And I haven't even seen you do it yet.

I can’t get a photo, they keep pinging back haha

You maybe need some glue?

Or video then maybe try and edit the video to get a still shot?

I'm actually grinning and cringeing imagining you trying

I’ve stopped trying, I look like I’ve sat through a video with adorable puppies

What? Like cute boobs?

Pretty much

I am sooooo gonna struggle to sleep tonight

You’d struggle more if I managed to get a photo, scary stuff!

Are you still trying? I'm still imagining. The farrier might be able to help.

Give him a call please, I just can’t do it myself

I think he'll be in bed!!

I have an idea though..there's a forge down the road from me that does blacksmith courses, I'll go along there in the morning and see if I can get trained up. Would that be helpful?

Very helpful, you’re a gem

I need to get off to bed now, but I'll give you a shout tomorrow and let you know how I got on.

Is that ok?"

Perfect, I shall await your message. Sweet dreams

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over a year ago

I can touch my right nut with my left hand

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over a year ago

Mr j can make his cock twitch on demand and it feels sooo good

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over a year ago

"I can turn my eye lids inside out

Ewwww the doctor did that to me once while trying to get a bit of metal off my eyeball!! He used a cotton bid or something similar and rolled my eyelid up like a Tom and Jerry roller blind.

It felt very weird.

It’s a very strange feeling, wish I never discovered it but I amuse myself with people’s reactions

I hope youre amused at mine!! And I haven't even seen you do it yet.

I can’t get a photo, they keep pinging back haha

You maybe need some glue?

Or video then maybe try and edit the video to get a still shot?

I'm actually grinning and cringeing imagining you trying

I’ve stopped trying, I look like I’ve sat through a video with adorable puppies

What? Like cute boobs?

Pretty much

I am sooooo gonna struggle to sleep tonight

You’d struggle more if I managed to get a photo, scary stuff!

Are you still trying? I'm still imagining. The farrier might be able to help.

Give him a call please, I just can’t do it myself

I think he'll be in bed!!

I have an idea though..there's a forge down the road from me that does blacksmith courses, I'll go along there in the morning and see if I can get trained up. Would that be helpful?

Very helpful, you’re a gem

I need to get off to bed now, but I'll give you a shout tomorrow and let you know how I got on.

Is that ok?

Perfect, I shall await your message. Sweet dreams "

Well I'll probably not actually get any sleep for thinking about you trying to invest your eyelids!!

I will definitely message you though. Nite

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over a year ago

"I can also spin on one hand. Used to be able to spin on my head also though havent tried that one in a while.

I can also lift really heavey things. That one comes in useful after people pass out d*unk.

Im basically your very own cool security guard for your house parties.

A break dancing security guard, now that's something I'd love to see

Welp you missed going out in Brixton in the late 00's then. We used to do it all the time.

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over a year ago

"What's your party trick?

I can touch my nose with my tongue...

Over to you..."

Same here I've got a rather long tongue

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over a year ago

"I can do voices, the ones I get asked for most are Smeagol and Yoda, although I do others.

Tea"
im good at smeagol too struggle with yoda tho

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I used to be able to dislocate both my shoulders and hold the opposite ear lobes (left hand right ear right hand left ear) with my arms behind my back but now I’m older I can only dislocate my shoulders

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over a year ago

I can make my penis hard before i have sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to get on it and stare out the window all night

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over a year ago

"I used to get on it and stare out the window all night

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fit my cock in a bottle with force

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

"What's your party trick?

I can touch my nose with my tongue...

Over to you...

Same here I've got a rather long tongue "

I've just got a big nose

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over a year ago

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"I can do voices, the ones I get asked for most are Smeagol and Yoda, although I do others.

Tea"

I can do Donald Duck!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I can juggle too

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I used to be able to dislocate both my shoulders and hold the opposite ear lobes (left hand right ear right hand left ear) with my arms behind my back but now I’m older I can only dislocate my shoulders "

Owwww!

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