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"I’ve just checked with my police friends radar gun and my semen exited my penis at a speed of 28.5 mph My question Do you think if I got the speed up to 32 mph and wanked off in front of a speed camera I’d get caught ![]() Yes, but for lewd behaviour not for speeding. | |||
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"I’ve just checked with my police friends radar gun and my semen exited my penis at a speed of 28.5 mph My question Do you think if I got the speed up to 32 mph and wanked off in front of a speed camera I’d get caught ![]() ![]() Ya mean I’d get done anyway. I knew them speed cameras were fixed ![]() | |||
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"I’ve just checked with my police friends radar gun and my semen exited my penis at a speed of 28.5 mph My question Do you think if I got the speed up to 32 mph and wanked off in front of a speed camera I’d get caught ![]() Lancashire have a speed camera tolerance of 10% + 3mph, more training needed to be caught for a speed related ejaculation offence ![]() | |||
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"Speed and acceleration are entirely different concepts.so no ![]() What if I ran backwards past the camera then the speed of me running plus the ejaculatory should exceed the set speed limit | |||
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"Speed and acceleration are entirely different concepts.so no ![]() I'm sure they call you the flash,for other reasons entirely ![]() | |||
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"Is this why school zones are 20mph?" Maybe I’ll pick a more rural location oops ![]() | |||
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"I’ve just checked with my police friends radar gun and my semen exited my penis at a speed of 28.5 mph My question Do you think if I got the speed up to 32 mph and wanked off in front of a speed camera I’d get caught ![]() Sounds dangerous. Did you ever watch the old anti speed advert that showed you the difference of hitting someone at 30mph and someone at 32mph. You could kill someone. I wish more people would to wank responsibly. Lets reduce semen related deaths. | |||
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