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By *uciyass OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield

I’ve just checked with my police friends radar gun and my semen exited my penis at a speed of 28.5 mph

My question

Do you think if I got the speed up to 32 mph and wanked off in front of a speed camera I’d get caught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na you'd be ok I believe there is a 4mph leeway so unless you managed 35mph your all good

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I’ve just checked with my police friends radar gun and my semen exited my penis at a speed of 28.5 mph

My question

Do you think if I got the speed up to 32 mph and wanked off in front of a speed camera I’d get caught "

Yes, but for lewd behaviour not for speeding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve just checked with my police friends radar gun and my semen exited my penis at a speed of 28.5 mph

My question

Do you think if I got the speed up to 32 mph and wanked off in front of a speed camera I’d get caught

Yes, but for lewd behaviour not for speeding."

Yea, I don't think the issue would be the speed it came out

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By *uciyass OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"I’ve just checked with my police friends radar gun and my semen exited my penis at a speed of 28.5 mph

My question

Do you think if I got the speed up to 32 mph and wanked off in front of a speed camera I’d get caught

Yes, but for lewd behaviour not for speeding.

Yea, I don't think the issue would be the speed it came out "

Ya mean I’d get done anyway. I knew them speed cameras were fixed

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Ah chuckling here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve just checked with my police friends radar gun and my semen exited my penis at a speed of 28.5 mph

My question

Do you think if I got the speed up to 32 mph and wanked off in front of a speed camera I’d get caught "

Lancashire have a speed camera tolerance of 10% + 3mph, more training needed to be caught for a speed related ejaculation offence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speed and acceleration are entirely different concepts.so no

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By *uciyass OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"Speed and acceleration are entirely different concepts.so no"

What if I ran backwards past the camera then the speed of me running plus the ejaculatory should exceed the set speed limit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speed and acceleration are entirely different concepts.so no

What if I ran backwards past the camera then the speed of me running plus the ejaculatory should exceed the set speed limit "

I'm sure they call you the flash,for other reasons entirely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this why school zones are 20mph?

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By *uciyass OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"Is this why school zones are 20mph?"

Maybe I’ll pick a more rural location oops

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"I’ve just checked with my police friends radar gun and my semen exited my penis at a speed of 28.5 mph

My question

Do you think if I got the speed up to 32 mph and wanked off in front of a speed camera I’d get caught "

Sounds dangerous. Did you ever watch the old anti speed advert that showed you the difference of hitting someone at 30mph and someone at 32mph. You could kill someone. I wish more people would to wank responsibly. Lets reduce semen related deaths.

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