FabSwingers.com forum: Keys in a bowl

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do swingers still get together and throw there keys in a bowl?

I need a new car

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*their

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*their"

Love you

Love this

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Oohh...lucky dip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's getting a bit played outlnow keys in a bowl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So shocking when they did this on the Grinch...

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I don’t have a key for my car it works off my finger print and it starts when I insert my cock into the ashtray.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*their"

Shut up you, you upset me yesterday. I tried to be nice but now you've pushed me over the edge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*their

Shut up you, you upset me yesterday. I tried to be nice but now you've pushed me over the edge

You know you forgive me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*their"

You beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*their

Shut up you, you upset me yesterday. I tried to be nice but now you've pushed me over the edge

You know you forgive me

We'll see, I can be very stubborn about this kind of thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*their

Shut up you, you upset me yesterday. I tried to be nice but now you've pushed me over the edge

You know you forgive me

We'll see, I can be very stubborn about this kind of thing"

I have boobs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*their

Shut up you, you upset me yesterday. I tried to be nice but now you've pushed me over the edge

You know you forgive me

We'll see, I can be very stubborn about this kind of thing

I have boobs. "

...you're forgiven

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Fancy getting there mixed up with their...

they're all ganging up on you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think of the bus wankers!!

was this fun back in the day mature swingers? Input please??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy getting there mixed up with their...

they're all ganging up on you lol"

It makes them feel intelligent, a feeling that they lack in real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy getting there mixed up with their...

they're all ganging up on you lol

It makes them feel intelligent, a feeling that they lack in real life

He speaks the truth

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"*their

Love you

Love this

Long live the grammar police! Keep it up ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*their

Love you

Love this

Long live the grammar police! Keep it up ladies

Brown nose

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

Threw keys in the bowl and got my owns keys back

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

We have been swingers for over 15 years and have never seen this. All the parties we've been to, people have chosen who they want to fuck rather than trusting to random chance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have been swingers for over 15 years and have never seen this. All the parties we've been to, people have chosen who they want to fuck rather than trusting to random chance. "

So what you're saying is, I'm going to have to buy a car?

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"We have been swingers for over 15 years and have never seen this. All the parties we've been to, people have chosen who they want to fuck rather than trusting to random chance.

So what you're saying is, I'm going to have to buy a car?"

Naw!!!! just do what you did to get yer old one! go out an nick one!!!!!!!

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"*their

Love you

Love this

Long live the grammar police! Keep it up ladies

Not grammar, it is spelling....!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You just my little red Citroen don't you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You just my little red Citroen don't you"

No, I want to ride the person who owns your little red Citroen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*their"

Does someone need to read “Eats, shoots and leaves” hahaha

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

This, whether actually true or not, supposedly dates back to the days of wife swapping parties, so probably technically pre dates swinging per se.

Men put car keys in bowl, women pick a key and off they go.

Even back when I started, nobody I met had ever encountered this....and that's going back to the 1980's (happy days though).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not there or their.

It’s ‘one’s keys’

Do swingers still get together and throw one’s keys in a bowl?

You lower class people

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Right...enough of the English lessons.

Chaps...please put your keys into my bowl. Us ladies will pick a set...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well seen as you said please. "Ching" dropped mine into your bowl

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I throw mine in a bowl everything I come home but nothing exciting ever happens

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Think of the bus wankers!!

was this fun back in the day mature swingers? Input please??

No ffs.... urban myth like Pampas Grass...

It was also called 'wife swapping'..... not swinging. Which says something considerable about changes in attitudes.

I mean ... if your man has a porsche and a weasle dick and you get handed to a man who has a fat stiffy but drives a clapped out ford capri ... what's a gal gonna do eh ??

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I throw mine in a bowl everything I come home but nothing exciting ever happens

I used to ... but since keyless I hide them in tins as far from the car as I can .... i'm such a divvy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It’s not there or their.

It’s ‘one’s keys’

Do swingers still get together and throw one’s keys in a bowl?

You lower class people

Surely it's the Butler's Tray .... you fucking MINION !!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"*their

Does someone need to read “Eats, shoots and leaves” hahaha

It's eats shoots and leaves.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I throw mine in a bowl everything I come home but nothing exciting ever happens

I used to ... but since keyless I hide them in tins as far from the car as I can .... i'm such a divvy

*everytime*

Yep that sounds abit like me

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"*their

Love you

Love this

Long live the grammar police! Keep it up ladies

Not grammar, it is spelling....!!"

No. They spelt it correctly. It's a grammatical error.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s not there or their.

It’s ‘one’s keys’

Do swingers still get together and throw one’s keys in a bowl?

You lower class people

Surely it's the Butler's Tray .... you fucking MINION !!"

Or it could be the Butlers Ass you pick the keys from

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You just my little red Citroen don't you

No, I want to ride the person who owns your little red Citroen

Gotta choose the right key's first then,don't get Freds he loves giving guy's the ride of their lives

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I've always wondered about the actual popularity of this? Or if it was more just something of urban legend. I can only imagine it was for extreme swingers or couples who had already all played together and it was established group mutral attraction. For most people im sure there is not much more of a turn off than being paired with and expected to go with someone you didn't fancy having sex with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was the old Toyota advert that shown a keys in bowl party

https://youtu.be/oSwXiZt16V0

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've just hung mine on a hook ..is this where I'm going wrong?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

*chink* thrown mine in .... you can keep the keys, I’m waiting for a new one anyway

Let the fun begin! ... so who’s are these Range Rover keys?

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