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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sniffed you what would you smell of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably knob cheese and stale sweat today

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Tom Ford aftershave and natural manly splendour...

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

A mixture of angels breath, rose water, musk and of course boddingtons best bitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sugar and spice and all things nice

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Lynx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggs and toast

I just ate eggs and toast

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

Pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shampoo and deodorant

I had a shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon citrus body lotion. It’s so hard to find a perfume that smells of lemon. Not orange. Lemon. If anyone knows of one, please pm me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Armani code - Giorgio Armani...

unless I fart...JUST GET OUT

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sarcasm, wine and everything fine x

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Deodorant, aftershave and work.

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By *otton Eye JoeMan
over a year ago

Grays & London

Snips and snails, and puppy-dogs' tails

If you know you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irish Gorse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sniffed you what would you smell of? "
the sea

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Chocolate!

Not actually true, just a blatant attempt to get you to sniff me

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Irish Gorse "

...with just a hint of cuddly toy and fondue set!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

"Lemon citrus body lotion. It’s so hard to find a perfume that smells of lemon. Not orange. Lemon. If anyone knows of one, please pm me..."

Lemon by Mary Greenwell

It’s amazeballs. But strong.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

I smell of sun lotion and sweaty kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemon citrus body lotion. It’s so hard to find a perfume that smells of lemon. Not orange. Lemon. If anyone knows of one, please pm me...

Lemon by Mary Greenwell

It’s amazeballs. But strong."

Ooohhh. I’m running off to google it. Many thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Irish Gorse

...with just a hint of cuddly toy and fondue set! "

You know I don’t smell of melted Swiss cheese Larry

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Can't remember the name of it! Smells good though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

honey and jasmine perfume mixed with banana and vanilla baby pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"honey and jasmine perfume mixed with banana and vanilla baby pudding

Who wants to share this dessert ???

Noone? I'm feasting then ahaahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sniffed you what would you smell of? "

Jo Malone - Tuberose Angelica. I’ve just showered using the shower gel and sprayed the perfume on my neck.

I smell pretty fucking good, if I may say, op

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Fig scented Wellbeing Water, smells blinking divine

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Tomato leaves and Aldi version of chocolate hob nobs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Depends where you are smelling.

Coco Mademoiselle but my fingers smell faintly of a garlic and chilli marinade and dove soap.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Coffee and biscuits

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Whatever one smells of having showered 9 hours ago using Linx Excite shower gel, then 4 hours ago carrying one washing machine from the other house and one back into it, then unpacking and fitting it, oh and a 20 minute walk into town and back - that's exactly how I smell right now

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I keep getting told I smell like holidays. I’m hoping it’s the tropical body spray they mean and not that I smell of chip fat and sweat

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Paint and not too upleasant fresh sweat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whatever one smells of having showered 9 hours ago using Linx Excite shower gel, then 4 hours ago carrying one washing machine from the other house and one back into it, then unpacking and fitting it, oh and a 20 minute walk into town and back - that's exactly how I smell right now"
avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon

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By *ttis669Man
over a year ago

warrington

Sunshine and rainbows

More often referrred to as issey miyake though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sea, just been out on the board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Root beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comfort blueberry and jasmine

Unstoppables

Joop and Dove sport anti-perspirant

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Brut

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

Just out of shower so lemon shower gel and abit of ultraviolet man aftershave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sniffed you what would you smell of? "
Azorrre wanted by night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been digging a trench all day, so sweat and earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lavender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had shower I'm wearing obsession and just for a change clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hands smell like strawberry laces. The rest of me smells like body shop vineyard peach body butter.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Creed Aventus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Creed Aventus "
assassins Creed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baked beans on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than yesterday, I now own all new clothes as my old ones pretty much rotted away over the last 8 weeks.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Deep heat

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

Vicks and Hi Karate

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

What about you OP?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Baked beans on toast

And there's my tea sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vicks and Hi Karate "

Sexy

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Brut.

Not really.

Hai Karate.

But seriously.....

Old Spice.

Brylcreem.

*now you know I'm lieing.

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Hockey goalkeeper kit...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about you OP?

I've not long showered. I used coconut conditioner so that's all I can smell.

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By *razoMan
over a year ago

Kent

Versace Oud Noir

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"What about you OP?

I've not long showered. I used coconut conditioner so that's all I can smell. "

A cold shower after all the anal fisting excitement is a good idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suntan lotion.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

avoid"

I just had a sniff and it's not *that* bad

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

"Vicks and Hi Karate

Sexy "

Rocking it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suntan lotion."

In Glasgow? Yeah, right! Wishful thinking there, sweetheart.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Swimming pool chlorine

I need another shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The remnant of Tom Ford Noir after shave I put on this morning

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Sniffed you what would you smell of? "

Depends where you'd sniff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what day

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Brut 33 ...splashed all over

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Coconuts and toothpaste. However in 5 minutes probably coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out doors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza and ITV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old Spice Swagger, gone old school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moisturiser and bedhead tigi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chanel Chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At this moment.... custard! Custard powder has just fallen out the cupboard and covered me in yummy custard.....

although unfortunately i also resemble impulse vanilla kisses girls deodorant

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

Victory......

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

In 10 minutes, a lush bath bomb

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Creed Aventus assassins Creed? "

no lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At this moment.... custard! Custard powder has just fallen out the cupboard and covered me in yummy custard.....

although unfortunately i also resemble impulse vanilla kisses girls deodorant

Slightly disturbed by the impulse bit, but moving back to the custard bit.....

I currently smell of my moisturiser, nivea wild raspberry and white tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here?

99% would smell of bullshit.

1% would reek of desperation.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Pine forest, and if I haven’t got rid of the dog bag...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Infected phlegm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cracked open the old spice Xmas present that me aunt bought me when I were about 10

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"On here?

99% would smell of bullshit.

1% would reek of desperation."

Which one are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At this moment.... custard! Custard powder has just fallen out the cupboard and covered me in yummy custard.....

although unfortunately i also resemble impulse vanilla kisses girls deodorant

Slightly disturbed by the impulse bit, but moving back to the custard bit.....

I currently smell of my moisturiser, nivea wild raspberry and white tea

Rasberry & custard.... id taste great on you

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Sunscreen, remnants of deodorant, slightly sweaty (more salty), possibly my lip balm.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Jo Malone - English pear and freesia

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"On here?

99% would smell of bullshit.

1% would reek of desperation.

Which one are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jo Malone - English pear and freesia "

Love a jo malone candle

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Jo Malone - English pear and freesia

Love a jo malone candle

Erm... I’m not sure what the

means?

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By *easidegirlWoman
over a year ago

south shore

Super noodles, good honest sweat and eau de sexy woman

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Stella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jo Malone - English pear and freesia

Love a jo malone candle

Erm... I’m not sure what the

means? "

I probably the only guy on here that has them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Giraffe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nivea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chlorine.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Joop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mix of WD40 and Hugo Boss

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By *attooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Calvin Klein Woman perfume and usually a jasmine or coconut body butter

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Swarfega

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Swarfega

Omg

can you still buy that?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Oranges..... just out of a relaxing bubble bath

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Jo Malone - English pear and freesia

Love a jo malone candle

Erm... I’m not sure what the

means?

I probably the only guy on here that has them

Impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Victor rollfe with a magnificent scent of total hygene ??

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Tea and aftershave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut conditioner ....lovely and fresh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here?

99% would smell of bullshit.

1% would reek of desperation."
brilliant

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

"Swarfega

You've just peaked my interest!

Green, slipery and clean

Where do i sign up??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raspberry and white chocolate cheesecake..

I've been baking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deliciousness.... Unless its not to your taste... Then rank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swarfega

Omg

can you still buy that? "

Yeup, got some of the orange scented stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poison Dior

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By *xycpl699Couple
over a year ago

kilmarnock

Whiskey and sex hopefully. Hollie

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Currently - cocoa butter & toothpaste

15mins ago - sweat & suncream

Get you a man who can do both

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

Mint & tea tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBQ smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana shower gel, cocoa butter and chicken wings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bbq smoke and lager most likely

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Miss Dior Absolutely Blooming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin, actually ...

"Bbq smoke and lager most likely "

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Gaultier 'Essence de parfum' today, and possibly a hint of the fish n chips I had for tea...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Probably knob cheese and stale sweat today

Yuk

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

hugo boss night, and a cookie

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Swarfega

Omg

can you still buy that?

Yeup, got some of the orange scented stuff.

Gotta be the Green Original...

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