FabSwingers.com forum: "Been here before know how it works,"

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That one annoys the shit out of me, what do you want , a medal?

'don't bite unless you want me to' do people still actually write that?

Yes they do ,except they usually write ' don't bite unless you want me too' ....aswell as what ?

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘A pussy to die for’ that one is the greatest lie ever told.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blokes starting threads moaning about what women/ couples say on their profiles, that one really annoys me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How *does* this site work? I always want to ask them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men with a one line profile and no public pics (or just dick pics) moaning nobody wants to meet them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Blokes posting on threads to moan about guys moaning on threads , irony annoys the shit out of me too

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

I fucked the little slut up the arse then we pissed on her

Treat her with respect guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blokes posting on threads to moan about guys moaning on threads , irony annoys the shit out of me too

This could go on all week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can give oral for hours... yawn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best blowjob ever, so I'm told"

Of course a guy is gonna tell you that whilst you're sucking his cock! .. I thought you said you knew how it works?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fill in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That one annoys the shit out of me, what do you want , a medal?

'don't bite unless you want me to' do people still actually write that?

Yes they do ,except they usually write ' don't bite unless you want me too' ....aswell as what ?

Morning

I love the forums best part fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Treat her with respect”

Snore!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"Not looking to work my way through the site"

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Sucks like a dyson (other brands are available) and panties

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I fucked the little slut up the arse then we pissed on her

Treat her with respect guys "

I just spat my coffee out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fucked the little slut up the arse then we pissed on her

Treat her with respect guys

I just spat my coffee out!

Lol I’ve just spat my toast out

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Will fill this out later.

Been on the site for over a year.

Also lines such as can lick pussy for hours - if you’re needing to do that then you’re doing it wrong

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Are there any blokes on here with UNsuckable cocks?

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

Just here for the chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop messaging you spooky shit"

Haha, alright guys, it's becoming a bit repetitive, haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God you're hot

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

My wife and I don’t do it anymore but she knows I’m looking elsewhere. Yea right Fuck Off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any combination of 'pussy/ass/cock/tits/body to die for'

To anyone guilty of saying this, give your head a wobble and realise how ridiculous it sounds/reads.

Would you actually die for any of those?

If so, how would you like to go? Accidentally, brutally murdered, rotting alive in a basement?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love your rocks can I have one? No you bloody can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine

Hands off

Mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're so beautiful."

How the fuck do you work that out, from seeing photos of my minge? Come on Einstein, explain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""You're so beautiful."

How the fuck do you work that out, from seeing photos of my minge? Come on Einstein, explain. "

Oh this - definitely

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"I fucked the little slut up the arse then we pissed on her

Treat her with respect guys "

This one made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't see your face but if your tits are anything to go by can we meet now?

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

"I fucked the little slut up the arse then we pissed on her

Treat her with respect guys "

You charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I’m a genuine decent guy’ yeah....sure haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fucked the little slut up the arse then we pissed on her

Treat her with respect guys

You charmer

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thankyou is this person above...... Yea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basically, anything that’s already answered in our profile. And when you point it out “I have read it” no sweetie...you opened the message then according to “whose looked at me” you went back and read it ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blokes starting threads moaning about what women/ couples say on their profiles, that one really annoys me.

You’re just as bad !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna eat that pussy."

Fuck right off, this ain't Shaun of the Dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not like the rest on here

I’m really not

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Not my first rodeo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not meeting, just here for the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Professional”

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"“Professional”"

I actually don't mind the word professional on it's own. But when someone describes themselves as a professional lady/gentleman/couple it does make me laugh... As it shows a complete ignorance of what the word actually means.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Not meeting, just here for the forums

Ah yeah... Gotta hate those clichéd timewasters

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I hope you feel better now that's out your system

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

This just made my morning reading these comments lol

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Not meeting, just here for the forums

Ah yeah... Gotta hate those clichéd timewasters

Caught me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional .......... professional what ??

But what really irritates me, the size thing! Yes choose to describe yourself however you want but at least be honest!

Athletic and they’re clearly not!

Slim and they’re obese!

If you don’t know which box to tick, explain in your profile text ‘i am a chunky chick .....’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional .......... professional what ??

But what really irritates me, the size thing! Yes choose to describe yourself however you want but at least be honest!

Athletic and they’re clearly not!

Slim and they’re obese!

If you don’t know which box to tick, explain in your profile text ‘i am a chunky chick .....’

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professional parking warden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can breathe through my ears

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"“Professional”"

Professional on this site suggests they want to be paid for meets

And what about "genuine"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing annoys me on here anymore.

That's how it should work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy cummer

Repeater

Not here to shag the whole site

Type “blah blah” so I know you’ve read my profile

I can make you squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Btw I have been here a long time and I still don't know how it works

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Btw I have been here a long time and I still don't know how it works

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Exactly .. it works differently for different people ... just because people know how it works for them... doesn't mean it'll work the same way for others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Btw I have been here a long time and I still don't know how it works

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Exactly .. it works differently for different people ... just because people know how it works for them... doesn't mean it'll work the same way for others"

The mysterious world of fab.

Like it or loathe it we still remain on here

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Can give oral for hours... yawn

I avoid men who write this as it usually means their fucking is not up to standard or they are a pillow prince and want a woman to “climb on” and do all the work.

Not today guys! Not today!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can give oral for hours... yawn

I avoid men who write this as it usually means their fucking is not up to standard or they are a pillow prince and want a woman to “climb on” and do all the work.

Not today guys! Not today!! "
lol omg theirs an assumption for everything here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Professional”

Professional on this site suggests they want to be paid for meets

And what about "genuine"?"
I'm genuine what you trying to say lol

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Can give oral for hours... yawn

I avoid men who write this as it usually means their fucking is not up to standard or they are a pillow prince and want a woman to “climb on” and do all the work.

Not today guys! Not today!! lol omg theirs an assumption for everything here

When you’ve had as much cock as me Gerry you live it and tou learn from it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can give oral for hours... yawn

I avoid men who write this as it usually means their fucking is not up to standard or they are a pillow prince and want a woman to “climb on” and do all the work.

Not today guys! Not today!! lol omg theirs an assumption for everything here

When you’ve had as much cock as me Gerry you live it and tou learn from it

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lol omg you've had much cock but here ya go one for the thread topic ' you've never had mine '

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Looking for quality not quantity"

Usually from men with no veris!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can give oral for hours... yawn

I avoid men who write this as it usually means their fucking is not up to standard or they are a pillow prince and want a woman to “climb on” and do all the work.

Not today guys! Not today!! lol omg theirs an assumption for everything here

When you’ve had as much cock as me Gerry you live it and tou learn from it

Avoid. Next please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Looking for quality not quantity"

Usually from men with no veris!"

I don't read guys profiles but see this a lot on woman's too, usually the ones with over 100 Veri's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No veris no meet.

A no pic profile saying " no pic no meet "

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

""Looking for quality not quantity"

Usually from men with no veris!

I don't read guys profiles but see this a lot on woman's too, usually the ones with over 100 Veri's

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"“Professional”

Professional on this site suggests they want to be paid for meets

And what about "genuine"?I'm genuine what you trying to say lol

But ... are you for real???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm back!"....shall we alert the media, ffs!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

""Looking for quality not quantity"

Usually from men with no veris!

I don't read guys profiles but see this a lot on woman's too, usually the ones with over 100 Veri's

It can take time and effort finding the quality you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Professional”

Professional on this site suggests they want to be paid for meets

And what about "genuine"?I'm genuine what you trying to say lol

But ... are you for real???"
I'm surreal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your the most beautiful girl on here.

what apart from the other 65477536 women they say that too....to try and play hide the sausage with them....idiots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

People where all their profile says is "just ask"

I don't need to ask, I already know you are an unimaginative lazy fucker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People where all their profile says is "just ask"

I don't need to ask, I already know you are an unimaginative lazy fucker! "

Exactly! You messaged me and now you want me to ask you loads of questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can breathe through my ears "

That's a neat trick..

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Great cock, knows how to use it

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

And finally from me people that say "looking for like minded" and don't have any other details.

I'll just go and get my crystal ball before replying back to you!

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By *illingVicMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

"Are there any blokes on here with UNsuckable cocks?"

Apparently... at least, nobody has in about 20 years...

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

" I am not like all the other guys on here!" ( oh yes you are you think its dial a shag just the same as they do!!!!!!!!)

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