FabSwingers.com forum: An ode to Fab

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh fellow fabbers messaging each other,

Will one of the ladies please help a brother,

Our inboxs say zero,

Who will be a hero,

And message one saying 'be my lover'

Happy fabbing all!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Oh fellow fabbers messaging each other,

Will one of the ladies please help a brother,

Our inboxs say zero,

Who will be a hero,

And message one saying 'be my lover'

Happy fabbing all!

I'd give it a shot lad but do you know what?

I C.B.A moving from off my fat bot.

You look like a meat loaf that's ready for fuckin'

So i'm sure there'll be gravy from young un's that's lookin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh fellow fabbers messaging each other,

Will one of the ladies please help a brother,

Our inboxs say zero,

Who will be a hero,

And message one saying 'be my lover'

Happy fabbing all!

I'd give it a shot lad but do you know what?

I C.B.A moving from off my fat bot.

You look like a meat loaf that's ready for fuckin'

So i'm sure there'll be gravy from young un's that's lookin

Oh granny i wouldn't expect you to move,

You are great anyway and have nothing to prove,

The young ones you mention,

Aren't starved of attention,

So it's hard to get into their groove.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh fellow fabbers messaging each other,

Will one of the ladies please help a brother,

Our inboxs say zero,

Who will be a hero,

And message one saying 'be my lover'

Happy fabbing all!

I'd give it a shot lad but do you know what?

I C.B.A moving from off my fat bot.

You look like a meat loaf that's ready for fuckin'

So i'm sure there'll be gravy from young un's that's lookin

Remember, Granny is a character, performance art, please don't fuck meatloaf, it'll burn and the shame will stay with you long after the skin grafts have healed

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Oh fellow fabbers messaging each other,

Will one of the ladies please help a brother,

Our inboxs say zero,

Who will be a hero,

And message one saying 'be my lover'

Happy fabbing all!

I'd give it a shot lad but do you know what?

I C.B.A moving from off my fat bot.

You look like a meat loaf that's ready for fuckin'

So i'm sure there'll be gravy from young un's that's lookin

Oh granny i wouldn't expect you to move,

You are great anyway and have nothing to prove,

The young ones you mention,

Aren't starved of attention,

So it's hard to get into their groove.

As you don't require movement

I think I can fix it

I'll make the right noises

If you will just flicks it !

It's down in there somewhere

Just take a wild punt

But mind you take straight aim

And land in me currant......

Haaaaaa currant......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Oh fellow fabbers messaging each other,

Will one of the ladies please help a brother,

Our inboxs say zero,

Who will be a hero,

And message one saying 'be my lover'

Happy fabbing all!

I'd give it a shot lad but do you know what?

I C.B.A moving from off my fat bot.

You look like a meat loaf that's ready for fuckin'

So i'm sure there'll be gravy from young un's that's lookin

Remember, Granny is a character, performance art, please don't fuck meatloaf, it'll burn and the shame will stay with you long after the skin grafts have healed "

Yes kids. Don't do this at home...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm so pleased right now I could dance,

I'll just get ready with my lance,

My aim could be rusty,

But I'm still very lusty,

So I think I'm in with a chance

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

A novel way to get some attention

Stray from the norm I reckon

A little prose is hard to resist

Ranks high on many a person's list

I for one, enjoy conversing this way

Be it at night, or during the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A novel way to get some attention

Stray from the norm I reckon

A little prose is hard to resist

Ranks high on many a person's list

I for one, enjoy conversing this way

Be it at night, or during the day

Yes mate I think we're on a winner,

It'll save us taking them to dinner,

A little prose,

To an English Rose,

Will turn them from a Saint to a sinner.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Carry on...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm so pleased right now I could dance,

I'll just get ready with my lance,

My aim could be rusty,

But I'm still very lusty,

So I think I'm in with a chance

Chris you've always been handsome

And charming and sweet

Just one glance at your lance and my life is complete

I'd lay down before you like lamb to the slaughter

But your lance would be pushing where there aint any water

You'd need thousands for lube

El-bow grease and slobber

Cos my ole Granny bits

Need a great deal of clobber

Us oldies need cranking and warming up slower

Than a blokey whose ready with a gigantic grower.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A novel way to get some attention

Stray from the norm I reckon

A little prose is hard to resist

Ranks high on many a person's list

I for one, enjoy conversing this way

Be it at night, or during the day

Okay Chris you've pulled. You going bottoms or tops ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm so pleased right now I could dance,

I'll just get ready with my lance,

My aim could be rusty,

But I'm still very lusty,

So I think I'm in with a chance

Chris you've always been handsome

And charming and sweet

Just one glance at your lance and my life is complete

I'd lay down before you like lamb to the slaughter

But your lance would be pushing where there aint any water

You'd need thousands for lube

El-bow grease and slobber

Cos my ole Granny bits

Need a great deal of clobber

Us oldies need cranking and warming up slower

Than a blokey whose ready with a gigantic grower.

Fear not sweet granny I'll get you in the zone,

You'll feel like you are in ancient Rome,

Once we've done the deed,

And you climb off your trusty steed,

We need to talk about putting you in a home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so pleased right now I could dance,

I'll just get ready with my lance,

My aim could be rusty,

But I'm still very lusty,

So I think I'm in with a chance

Chris you've always been handsome

And charming and sweet

Just one glance at your lance and my life is complete

I'd lay down before you like lamb to the slaughter

But your lance would be pushing where there aint any water

You'd need thousands for lube

El-bow grease and slobber

Cos my ole Granny bits

Need a great deal of clobber

Us oldies need cranking and warming up slower

Than a blokey whose ready with a gigantic grower.

"
Oh _ranny-crumpet, you must be a scouser

Just leave it to this manx arouser

I don't need thousands for lube

I have a big tube!!

You'll be so hot, we'll need a bowser!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm so pleased right now I could dance,

I'll just get ready with my lance,

My aim could be rusty,

But I'm still very lusty,

So I think I'm in with a chance

Chris you've always been handsome

And charming and sweet

Just one glance at your lance and my life is complete

I'd lay down before you like lamb to the slaughter

But your lance would be pushing where there aint any water

You'd need thousands for lube

El-bow grease and slobber

Cos my ole Granny bits

Need a great deal of clobber

Us oldies need cranking and warming up slower

Than a blokey whose ready with a gigantic grower.

Fear not sweet granny I'll get you in the zone,

You'll feel like you are in ancient Rome,

Once we've done the deed,

And you climb off your trusty steed,

We need to talk about putting you in a home. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Alas the post is now dead,

It was a novel idea for a thread,

I only had replies from granny,

But she won't let me near her fanny,

So I'm still alone in my bed.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm so pleased right now I could dance,

I'll just get ready with my lance,

My aim could be rusty,

But I'm still very lusty,

So I think I'm in with a chance

Chris you've always been handsome

And charming and sweet

Just one glance at your lance and my life is complete

I'd lay down before you like lamb to the slaughter

But your lance would be pushing where there aint any water

You'd need thousands for lube

El-bow grease and slobber

Cos my ole Granny bits

Need a great deal of clobber

Us oldies need cranking and warming up slower

Than a blokey whose ready with a gigantic grower.

Fear not sweet granny I'll get you in the zone,

You'll feel like you are in ancient Rome,

Once we've done the deed,

And you climb off your trusty steed,

We need to talk about putting you in a home. "

You were going to fuck me on a horse ?

I'm not falling for such tricks of course!

You can talk all you like, I'm not going to prison.

I'm outta here faster'n' a fish rolled in jizzm!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm so pleased right now I could dance,

I'll just get ready with my lance,

My aim could be rusty,

But I'm still very lusty,

So I think I'm in with a chance

Chris you've always been handsome

And charming and sweet

Just one glance at your lance and my life is complete

I'd lay down before you like lamb to the slaughter

But your lance would be pushing where there aint any water

You'd need thousands for lube

El-bow grease and slobber

Cos my ole Granny bits

Need a great deal of clobber

Us oldies need cranking and warming up slower

Than a blokey whose ready with a gigantic grower.

Fear not sweet granny I'll get you in the zone,

You'll feel like you are in ancient Rome,

Once we've done the deed,

And you climb off your trusty steed,

We need to talk about putting you in a home.

You were going to fuck me on a horse ?

I'm not falling for such tricks of course!

You can talk all you like, I'm not going to prison.

I'm outta here faster'n' a fish rolled in jizzm!"

Sorry for being such a jerk,

Promise we'll make it work,

I'll bring your knitting when I visit,

See it's not that bad is it,

Now I'm off to watch a young hottie twerk!

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