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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I just worked it out. You need to find one of your defining features and find someone opposite.

I reached this conclusion because I'm short and can't reach above the bottom shelf in the kitchen, I need someone tall to complete my life and have full use of my cupboards.

What would your defining feature be and how would someone opposite complete your life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone short to help me pull my socks up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone with hair that likes to be penetrated

I have no hair and I don't like my bum invaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone not stubborn to help me live a more relaxing life?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I can't lick myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman that doesn’t have a rash or a tash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't lick myself "

Wait... that would mean you need someone who could lick them self and not you. I mean... your loss.. but im sure we could find you a better solution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some woman that doesn't last very long? Cums quickly ? ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often think I would like a man for every eventuality

One for fixing my car, one for DIY, one for gardening/decorating, one for sexy times and one who will cook!

Perfect!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I can't lick myself

Wait... that would mean you need someone who could lick them self and not you. I mean... your loss.. but im sure we could find you a better solution. "

Hurry up and come up with one then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does one really exist???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who doesn’t talk much so makes every word count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman that has more than four black stumps for teeth

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Someone who doesn’t talk much so makes every word count?"

Haha, I was going to type something very similar to this. Yes, this is what I've luckily found. I couldn't cope with someone for long periods of time who waffled as inanely as I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone who doesn’t talk much so makes every word count?

Haha, I was going to type something very similar to this. Yes, this is what I've luckily found. I couldn't cope with someone for long periods of time who waffled as inanely as I do."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have the height thing going on. It works pretty well for us.

We're opposite in a lot of ways, yet almost the same person in many others

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman that doesn’t have breath like a tramps sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some woman that doesn't last very long? Cums quickly ? .... "

What would she do for the other 5 hours and 55 minutes though ??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman that doesn’t have breath like a tramps sock"

There's more life, more life, mooore lyfah in a tramps vest...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman that doesn’t have breath like a tramps sock"

You didn't read the actual words did you?

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman that doesn’t have breath like a tramps sock

You didn't read the actual words did you?

P"
which were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some woman that doesn't last very long? Cums quickly ? ....

What would she do for the other 5 hours and 55 minutes though ??!!"
play connect four

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman that doesn’t have breath like a tramps sock

You didn't read the actual words did you?

P which were"

The opposite of you. So you're saying your opposite doesn't have breath like a tramps sock, which means you do.

P

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Some one with lot time on their hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman's guide to love and lasting relationships...

1. Find a man who makes you laugh 2. Find a man who has a good job and can cook

3. Find a man who is honest

4. Find a man who will pamper you with gifts

5. Find a man who is awesome in bed

6. Most of all it is VERY IMPORTANT that these five men NEVER meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often think I would like a man for every eventuality

One for fixing my car, one for DIY, one for gardening/decorating, one for sexy times and one who will cook!

Perfect! "
you have just described me to a tee!!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

One of the really constructive things in our relationship is that I'm really messy and Hannah's really tidy. It really motivated me to be more disciplined about putting stuff away. Luke

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I think I just worked it out. You need to find one of your defining features and find someone opposite.

I reached this conclusion because I'm short and can't reach above the bottom shelf in the kitchen, I need someone tall to complete my life and have full use of my cupboards.

What would your defining feature be and how would someone opposite complete your life? "

Have you considered finding a bloke who’s short but owns his own stepladder?

It wouldn’t be the most bizarre request to put on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm afraid the perfect partner doesn't exist, and tbh I don't want perfect I'm guessing it would become very boring as I love to argue and make up and if he was perfect I doubt we would argue ,unless it was about him being perfect lol,and besides I already have a puuuuurfect pussy cat

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By *axo25Man
over a year ago

lightwater


"Someone who doesn’t talk much so makes every word count?"

Fuck?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Tall dark and delicious that’ll do O and a fab arse would be beneficial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That might make some sense.

Any one i really like are always the polar opposite to me.

My boss is the current one. She’s grown on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I just worked it out. You need to find one of your defining features and find someone opposite.

I reached this conclusion because I'm short and can't reach above the bottom shelf in the kitchen, I need someone tall to complete my life and have full use of my cupboards.

What would your defining feature be and how would someone opposite complete your life? "
the total opposite of me would be short miserable and gorgeous........ So one out of three isn't bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often think I would like a man for every eventuality

One for fixing my car, one for DIY, one for gardening/decorating, one for sexy times and one who will cook!

Perfect! "

Well I do all those things, but need someone to tidy up after me while I keep busy creating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have working appendages, and even then I'm not that picky.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I feel blessed, I found my perfect partner when I was 14, we were friends first. I loved him then, and I love him still.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel blessed, I found my perfect partner when I was 14, we were friends first. I loved him then, and I love him still.

Jo.Xx "
damn no hope for me then

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I feel blessed, I found my perfect partner when I was 14, we were friends first. I loved him then, and I love him still.

Jo.Xx "

Beautiful xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel blessed, I found my perfect partner when I was 14, we were friends first. I loved him then, and I love him still.

Jo.Xx

Beautiful xx"
You want that don't you?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I feel blessed, I found my perfect partner when I was 14, we were friends first. I loved him then, and I love him still.

Jo.Xx

Beautiful xxYou want that don't you? "

I'm just happy for them. They are a lovely couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel blessed, I found my perfect partner when I was 14, we were friends first. I loved him then, and I love him still.

Jo.Xx

Beautiful xxYou want that don't you?

I'm just happy for them. They are a lovely couple "
Holly God everywhere you see her you see ivy but not seen either of them

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