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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Years since i've done one.

I'm here Miss..........

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Here Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm vacant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m here miss x

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By *rbeboMan
over a year ago

Halifax

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Present.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here, newbie thought

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Here miss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jolly pleasantly present

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By *ireblade16Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Here here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anseo a Chairde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes Ms.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

Here miss

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Sleepy, but still here x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm here, newbie thought"

Awwwwwwwwwww I like everyone who's shouted out. There's one I don't know and a newbie..... FAB

Welcome newbie...... make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im here.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Pops head in and o/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here but I need to talk

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes Ms Crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here miss.

But only to get my mark, I'm off home after.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Sleepy, but still here x"

I know. It's my bedtime but i'm still wide awake ! odd !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Here miss.

But only to get my mark, I'm off home after."

Okay. Permission given as long as we have a letter from your ma.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I am here but I need to talk

Go on then ...... spill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we having crumpets and jam before we go to bed or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here miss.

But only to get my mark, I'm off home after.

Okay. Permission given as long as we have a letter from your ma. "

It'll be forged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here miss

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By *r_GirthMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Sorry I'm late, I've got a note that I'm going to say is from my mum but is really written by my mate with really bad grammar.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I'm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*stares into space*

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"*stares into space*

Get your pencil out and draw a cock !

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Sleepy, but still here x

I know. It's my bedtime but i'm still wide awake ! odd !"

I've had a sleeping tablet...

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Can you mark me as absent ..please keep the noise down. off to bed now. Night night..zzz zzz zzz

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Here

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Here, tired, but here.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Sleepy, but still here x

I know. It's my bedtime but i'm still wide awake ! odd !

I've had a sleeping tablet...

Once upon a time, in a land far farrrrrrrr away lived a little girl called LisaB.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*stares into space*

Get your pencil out and draw a cock !"

Yes miss!

*head down, scribbles furiously*

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

" Can you mark me as absent ..please keep the noise down. off to bed now. Night night..zzz zzz zzz "

Just nip to Iceland and get us a cheap chicken ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here !

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I'm here

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Here miss

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Sleepy, but still here x

I know. It's my bedtime but i'm still wide awake ! odd !

I've had a sleeping tablet...

Once upon a time, in a land far farrrrrrrr away lived a little girl called LisaB....... "

Zzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here, Granny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m here

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By *veragecouple321Couple
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

We're here miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re here Miss

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm here

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Like a bad smell I never go away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here miss.

But only to get my mark, I'm off home after."

EWO for you then...they'll be knocking on your door to take you back in...

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

We are here but bed is calling Granny.

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here!

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
over a year ago

copthorne

I'm here miss

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

“ Who do you think you are swanning in this late”

( gotta love Peter Kay!)

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

Comes to attention (two, three), one pace forward (two, three) chops one off (up two, three, down)

'MA'AM'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clinging to the edge, but here..

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By *itkat 300Woman
over a year ago

Bury st edmunds

Present though first timer here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and correct

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

We’re here

Jo&D.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am somewhere... I think

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Present though first timer here"

Well KitKat you brave brave brave person x Welcome.

It's a lovely place with no grumpies and wall to wall sane folk.

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By *queegeeMan
over a year ago

northampton

Sup gees!!!! Cranberry juice or tea.. what would you recommend before bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Reporting in!

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Here miss. Stood in the corner facing the wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Here miss. Stood in the corner facing the wall. "

Why did that sound sexy ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Present "

Thanks ..... was it expensive ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here miss. Stood in the corner facing the wall.

Why did that sound sexy ?"

I thought that

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Not another fucking apple !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here miss. I have a note for my absence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here. What a shock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here Ms Crumpet

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm here. What a shock. "

Fingers in the plugholes again Doux ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present Miss

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

"Here miss. Stood in the corner facing the wall.

Why did that sound sexy ?

I thought that

Just thought I'd stand there ready as I usually end up in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bueler ...... bueler ...... bueler

If you know you know lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Present though first timer here"

Welcome!! I'm also pretty new to this forum

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Here Miss x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Bueler ...... bueler ...... bueler

If you know you know lol "

Ferris ....... it's your day off !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bueler ...... bueler ...... bueler

If you know you know lol

Ferris ....... it's your day off !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m was here but now I’m gone

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By *ucky88oMan
over a year ago

london

Here Miss...

I do 3 roll calls a day most days

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By *hors.HammerMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

Here Miss sorry I'm late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been working. Here all for a few mins coz I am foooooooked.

My bed will be a dribble covered snore zone within half hour

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I'm new.. but I'm here..

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Here miss but had little bit to much to drink

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm new.. but I'm here.."

Hi Newbie xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Here miss passes a bottle of gin

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Here miss

Ive got a letter from my mum!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here, sorry I’m late. Missed the bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here miss, what did I miss

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Sorry I'm late Miss I tried to take a shortcut but there was a pack of dogs and then the pack of dogs chased me and then I had to hide up a tree until the dogs left but they wouldn't leave but then they did leave and then there was some robbers robbing a bank and the robbers took me hostage in their getaway car and then the police had to shoot them and I jumped out of the moving car before it burst into flames and by that point I was fucking miles away.

Also the dogs ate my homework.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Present and incorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present but not fully here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bout to go to sleep teacher but I'm there in spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Present but not fully here...

Present but watching telly...and naked

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Packed lunch please, sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I'm late Miss I tried to take a shortcut but there was a pack of dogs and then the pack of dogs chased me and then I had to hide up a tree until the dogs left but they wouldn't leave but then they did leave and then there was some robbers robbing a bank and the robbers took me hostage in their getaway car and then the police had to shoot them and I jumped out of the moving car before it burst into flames and by that point I was fucking miles away.

Also the dogs ate my homework."

That's the same excuse you used last week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Present but not fully here...

Present but watching telly...and naked

And if you got crisps im telling teacher

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Rolled in

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Present but not fully here...

Present but watching telly...and naked

And if you got crisps im telling teacher"

Grass!!

I'll share with you though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Present but not fully here...

Present but watching telly...and naked

And if you got crisps im telling teacher

Grass!!

I'll share with you though

Aww ok.. smokey bacon flavoured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Present but not fully here...

Present but watching telly...and naked

And if you got crisps im telling teacher

Grass!!

I'll share with you though

Aww ok.. smokey bacon flavoured"

Damn I didn't get them this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got in. Had to go to the local spoons. Didn't mean to stay till closing time. A bigger boy made me do it.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Also the dogs ate my homework.

That's the same excuse you used last week!

It was wolves last week, no idea where they came from!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Present

Thanks ..... was it expensive ?"

Box of choccies from the Tesco garage on the way in.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Present .. and reasonably correct

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Here ish

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By *oby BestMan
over a year ago

the shires

All present and incorrect!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Here

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm here...i think

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m at the dentist.

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By *osmicplusMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Oi oi

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I’m late sorry. Got a puncture

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

I am here but I am also there

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By *osmicplusMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

[Removed by poster at 29/07/19 09:09:11]

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

In Ireland when the tewcher would call you we we would answer with "Anseo" which meant here.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Sorry for being late this morning...my town was surrounded by a dome during the night and there way no way out until i found a secret door....

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Sorry we are late..we shall just bend over and have that spanking we deserve

Mrs2

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