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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fiona Bruce bathing in a baroque fountain of eels..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Fiona Bruce bathing in a baroque fountain of eels.."

I'll up yours and bid you Norman Lamont dancing flamenco on the tits of a fat opera singer with laryngitis ...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh ..... it's for people from Surrey! You should have said.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Keeping it SurReal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fried egg from Luxembourg has escaped with the secrets of the pukka pie organisation, eye witnesses say the egg, a Monsignor Freidrich Waffle-iron, was seen scooting away from Pukka Pie headquarters on a "path of grease and salt" also known as a path of destruction.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A fried egg from Luxembourg has escaped with the secrets of the pukka pie organisation, eye witnesses say the egg, a Monsignor Freidrich Waffle-iron, was seen scooting away from Pukka Pie headquarters on a "path of grease and salt" also known as a path of destruction."

Fishy..

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

A Scottish MP pretending to be a cat in a red leotard with a deeply voiced Russian actress looking on.. ohh wait ..,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been worrying all day about what we would in the event of a Zombie attack!

I mean serious for real! Wtf would we do! I just don't feel prepared for it!

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By *r D30Man
over a year ago

Loughborough

Boris Johnson becoming pm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have been worrying all day about what we would in the event of a Zombie attack!

I mean serious for real! Wtf would we do! I just don't feel prepared for it!"

I'll look after your lobster..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been worrying all day about what we would in the event of a Zombie attack!

I mean serious for real! Wtf would we do! I just don't feel prepared for it!

I'll look after your lobster.."

That is very kind, very reassuring.

Zombies though!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Boris Johnson becoming pm "

Nah .. that's way way too wierd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been worrying all day about what we would in the event of a Zombie attack!

I mean serious for real! Wtf would we do! I just don't feel prepared for it!

I'll look after your lobster..

That is very kind, very reassuring.

Zombies though! "

Zombies don't like water so with all this rain you've nothing to worry about..

Lobsters though....they love water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met Herbie Hancock in Nice, the blancmange on his tie shimmered, his sunglasses were entirely digital, our concierge body popped out of an old elevator and delivered the thin slices of pineapple Herbie wanted for his iguana.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I met Herbie Hancock in Nice, the blancmange on his tie shimmered, his sunglasses were entirely digital, our concierge body popped out of an old elevator and delivered the thin slices of pineapple Herbie wanted for his iguana. "

Herbie Hancock. Nice.

We have an octopus in our shed. One of the big ones I mean.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Incandescent chrysalis drifting through visceral insanity

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I have been worrying all day about what we would in the event of a Zombie attack!

I mean serious for real! Wtf would we do! I just don't feel prepared for it!"
Just come walk the streets of my town , it'll be good practice for you

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Imagine a web site where people look at naked pictures of each other where some of them even meet up, some off them even meeting up to do rude things to each other, and the website has another part to it where people can discuss everything from the merits of anal sex with the person above to what they are having for lunch.

Blows the mind, it really does.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Incandescent chrysalis drifting through visceral insanity"

Whilst viewers in Scotland can catch up with all the latest from the MMCXXIV hedgehog championships.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Incandescent chrysalis drifting through visceral insanity

Whilst viewers in Scotland can catch up with all the latest from the MMCXXIV hedgehog championships."
I enjoyed that. Especially the curl into a ball the quickest round

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Incandescent chrysalis drifting through visceral insanity

Whilst viewers in Scotland can catch up with all the latest from the MMCXXIV hedgehog championships. I enjoyed that. Especially the curl into a ball the quickest round

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There was a doping scandal however the worms had been spiked

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Incandescent chrysalis drifting through visceral insanity

Whilst viewers in Scotland can catch up with all the latest from the MMCXXIV hedgehog championships. I enjoyed that. Especially the curl into a ball the quickest round

There was a doping scandal however the worms had been spiked "
. Bit of a thorny issue was that .

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

I'm standing on this patch of grass. I bet you're one of them sorts what stands somewhere else. Yep, just as I thought. You're standing on a completely different patch of grass. I knew it the moment I saw you.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"I'm standing on this patch of grass. I bet you're one of them sorts what stands somewhere else. Yep, just as I thought. You're standing on a completely different patch of grass. I knew it the moment I saw you.

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Your hair is not perceptive enough to see what my scent ever will be or could even have sounded, thus you only know that you can't know, a moment is subjective maybe I was there in ambiguous certainly at one moment I could have ,does she indeed know . The handstand!

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Around the other way there is a Londis turned Spar turned One Stop, and a Co-Op the other way. Nothing exotic like a Turkish bakery or a Hungarian butchers but sometimes on a Friday ginger Paul can sort you out with half a mile of the A299 or a mini roundabout.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wonderfully surreal replies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Incandescent chrysalis drifting through visceral insanity"

Master class.

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