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"Sorry ....... I do laugh at inappropriate times but an ASDA SMART PRICE butter knife...... !!! M8 I'd be sueing....... You have to be worth at least a Fortnum and Mason silver Brie slicer. " Blimey! Could have been worse, she could have gone at you with a Middle of LIDL melon baller!  | |||
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"Sorry ....... I do laugh at inappropriate times but an ASDA SMART PRICE butter knife...... !!! M8 I'd be sueing....... You have to be worth at least a Fortnum and Mason silver Brie slicer. Blimey! Could have been worse, she could have gone at you with a Middle of LIDL melon baller! "Fuck off..........hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa | |||
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"Sorry ....... I do laugh at inappropriate times but an ASDA SMART PRICE butter knife...... !!! M8 I'd be sueing....... You have to be worth at least a Fortnum and Mason silver Brie slicer. " Was going threw a bit tough times on shit wages had to budget out my pennies the asda smart price 89p folks& butrer Knife set it was,I wouldn't of minded she brought her own butter knife instead using mines without asking ,I find that rude bit of manners don't cost anything. | |||
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"Anyone else whos had a chummy FB/FWB gone wrong has had a bad experience in the past ? Things where going great but then went tits up your FB/FWB started turning into a pest,Controlling, Cock/fanny blocking you,Jealous, Making your life hell etc etc? I've had a couple in the past one turned out to be a nutter try stabbing me with a Asda smart price butter knife and faking it shes pregnant ,Just wanted to know if anyone else has had any bad experience or is just me that come across a couple of cowboys like myself ? (Sorry about my crap grammar )" Not come across a couple of cowboys for a while tbh...each to their own tho  | |||
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"I really hope that never happens to me Same here!!" AMEEN?? | |||
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"Charlie is stuck with me,the poor love .....I don't have an Asda Smart price butter knife though, would it be okay to just use Asda Smart price butter? X" No not a good idea crap butter,Try Utterly Butterly 500g (99p) | |||
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"I really hope that never happens to me Same here!!AMEEN??" Idi? | |||
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"I really hope that never happens to me " Fingers crossed | |||
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"Anyone else whos had a chummy FB/FWB gone wrong has had a bad experience in the past ? Things where going great but then went tits up your FB/FWB started turning into a pest,Controlling, Cock/fanny blocking you,Jealous, Making your life hell etc etc? I've had a couple in the past one turned out to be a nutter try stabbing me with a Asda smart price butter knife and faking it shes pregnant ,Just wanted to know if anyone else has had any bad experience or is just me that come across a couple of cowboys like myself ? (Sorry about my crap grammar )" Did the knife still have butter on it though! | |||
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"Sorry ....... I do laugh at inappropriate times but an ASDA SMART PRICE butter knife...... !!! M8 I'd be sueing....... You have to be worth at least a Fortnum and Mason silver Brie slicer. Blimey! Could have been worse, she could have gone at you with a Middle of LIDL melon baller! "Melon Baller sounds better | |||
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"Anyone else whos had a chummy FB/FWB gone wrong has had a bad experience in the past ? Things where going great but then went tits up your FB/FWB started turning into a pest,Controlling, Cock/fanny blocking you,Jealous, Making your life hell etc etc? I've had a couple in the past one turned out to be a nutter try stabbing me with a Asda smart price butter knife and faking it shes pregnant ,Just wanted to know if anyone else has had any bad experience or is just me that come across a couple of cowboys like myself ? (Sorry about my crap grammar ) Did the knife still have butter on it though! "No I never use to use butter them days,No butter on the knife it was nice clean and sparkly fresh out the cutlery tray | |||
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"Anyone else whos had a chummy FB/FWB gone wrong has had a bad experience in the past ? Things where going great but then went tits up your FB/FWB started turning into a pest,Controlling, Cock/fanny blocking you,Jealous, Making your life hell etc etc? I've had a couple in the past one turned out to be a nutter try stabbing me with a Asda smart price butter knife and faking it shes pregnant ,Just wanted to know if anyone else has had any bad experience or is just me that come across a couple of cowboys like myself ? (Sorry about my crap grammar ) Did the knife still have butter on it though! No I never use to use butter them days,No butter on the knife it was nice clean and sparkly fresh out the cutlery tray"Thank goodness! Last thing you need is to be stabbed with a slippery butter knife! Talk about cross contamination! | |||
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"Anyone else whos had a chummy FB/FWB gone wrong has had a bad experience in the past ? Things where going great but then went tits up your FB/FWB started turning into a pest,Controlling, Cock/fanny blocking you,Jealous, Making your life hell etc etc? I've had a couple in the past one turned out to be a nutter try stabbing me with a Asda smart price butter knife and faking it shes pregnant ,Just wanted to know if anyone else has had any bad experience or is just me that come across a couple of cowboys like myself ? (Sorry about my crap grammar ) Did the knife still have butter on it though! No I never use to use butter them days,No butter on the knife it was nice clean and sparkly fresh out the cutlery tray
Thank goodness! Last thing you need is to be stabbed with a slippery butter knife! Talk about cross contamination! "was wearing my fake gucci tshirt at the time I was more worried more about the knife ripping the tshirt luckily it never thank God. | |||
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"Fuck buddies are an urban legend, they don't exist " Though that's the word everyone uses so wrote that, I prefer using the words sexercise companion instead FB | |||
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"Fuck buddies are an urban legend, they don't exist Though that's the word everyone uses so wrote that, I prefer using the words sexercise companion instead FB" I mean the concept not the words | |||
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"Fuck buddies are an urban legend, they don't exist Though that's the word everyone uses so wrote that, I prefer using the words sexercise companion instead FB I mean the concept not the words " O'Ok sorry my bad | |||
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"Anyone else whos had a chummy FB/FWB gone wrong has had a bad experience in the past ? Things where going great but then went tits up your FB/FWB started turning into a pest,Controlling, Cock/fanny blocking you,Jealous, Making your life hell etc etc? I've had a couple in the past one turned out to be a nutter try stabbing me with a Asda smart price butter knife and faking it shes pregnant ,Just wanted to know if anyone else has had any bad experience or is just me that come across a couple of cowboys like myself ? (Sorry about my crap grammar ) Did the knife still have butter on it though! No I never use to use butter them days,No butter on the knife it was nice clean and sparkly fresh out the cutlery tray
Thank goodness! Last thing you need is to be stabbed with a slippery butter knife! Talk about cross contamination! was wearing my fake gucci tshirt at the time I was more worried more about the knife ripping the tshirt luckily it never thank God."Gucci Gucci Gooooooo | |||
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"Anyone else whos had a chummy FB/FWB gone wrong has had a bad experience in the past ? Things where going great but then went tits up your FB/FWB started turning into a pest,Controlling, Cock/fanny blocking you,Jealous, Making your life hell etc etc? I've had a couple in the past one turned out to be a nutter try stabbing me with a Asda smart price butter knife and faking it shes pregnant ,Just wanted to know if anyone else has had any bad experience or is just me that come across a couple of cowboys like myself ? (Sorry about my crap grammar )" this is going to sound really bizzarre and I will try not to break forum rules here but were her initials C.F from Wi###s ? Only reason I ask is the same thing happened to me years ago but she ended up actually doing it. I went to hosp with a knife stuck in my arm and doused in white spirit where she tried to set me on fire | |||
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"Anyone else whos had a chummy FB/FWB gone wrong has had a bad experience in the past ? Things where going great but then went tits up your FB/FWB started turning into a pest,Controlling, Cock/fanny blocking you,Jealous, Making your life hell etc etc? I've had a couple in the past one turned out to be a nutter try stabbing me with a Asda smart price butter knife and faking it shes pregnant ,Just wanted to know if anyone else has had any bad experience or is just me that come across a couple of cowboys like myself ? (Sorry about my crap grammar ) this is going to sound really bizzarre and I will try not to break forum rules here but were her initials C.F from Wi###s ? Only reason I ask is the same thing happened to me years ago but she ended up actually doing it. I went to hosp with a knife stuck in my arm and doused in white spirit where she tried to set me on fire" My former FB sounds like an angel compared your one,Yeah I think she probably did ,WooooW your one sounds crazy ,Stabbed you and then try set you alite ,Nik cotton of eastenders 2.0 | |||
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"Fuck buddies are an urban legend, they don't exist Though that's the word everyone uses so wrote that, I prefer using the words sexercise companion instead FB I mean the concept not the words " Of course they exist... Or is mine a figment of my imagination and really I am going and laying in a bed in the middle of the furniture shop having imaginary sex with thin air for 4 hours?? Better ask hubby about that one More worryingly, why has nobody called the police  | |||
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"Fuck buddies are an urban legend, they don't exist " I got 2... both very very good friends whom i am able to equally have a day out doing something or just go for coffee and it doesnt always end in sex. They exist. | |||
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"Fuck buddies are an urban legend, they don't exist Though that's the word everyone uses so wrote that, I prefer using the words sexercise companion instead FB I mean the concept not the words Of course they exist... Or is mine a figment of my imagination and really I am going and laying in a bed in the middle of the furniture shop having imaginary sex with thin air for 4 hours?? Better ask hubby about that one More worryingly, why has nobody called the police "Was the other way round she sent a smug face community officer round who use to patrol the local area ,He came round to collect her cardigan she left behind. | |||
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"Fuck buddies are an urban legend, they don't exist Though that's the word everyone uses so wrote that, I prefer using the words sexercise companion instead FB I mean the concept not the words Of course they exist... Or is mine a figment of my imagination and really I am going and laying in a bed in the middle of the furniture shop having imaginary sex with thin air for 4 hours?? Better ask hubby about that one More worryingly, why has nobody called the police Was the other way round she sent a smug face community officer round who use to patrol the local area ,He came round to collect her cardigan she left behind."I would have refused and told them that you are taking it down the police station to hand in when you file a report of her stabbing you and she can collect it when they contact her | |||
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"Personally I would just like to have a female friend in here who is pretty local to me, whom I could just call on to talk to, not necessarily with benefits but whom I could kiss and cuddle with from time to time. And just enjoy life with, both in the scene and as a vanilla. Yet knows that I still could fancy other women.. Or is this just a pipe dream?? " Dreams can come true, No its not a dream,I've seen some profiles of females on fab asking for similar friendship, Someone who dony live to far,Hugs&cuddles, Looking for someone who would be a long term friend etc etc.Don't worry you'll find someone chummy to cuddle and lay there in thier cuddly arms and forgetting about all the worries in world with a big smile on your face .  | |||
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"Fuck buddies are an urban legend, they don't exist Though that's the word everyone uses so wrote that, I prefer using the words sexercise companion instead FB I mean the concept not the words Of course they exist... Or is mine a figment of my imagination and really I am going and laying in a bed in the middle of the furniture shop having imaginary sex with thin air for 4 hours?? Better ask hubby about that one More worryingly, why has nobody called the police Was the other way round she sent a smug face community officer round who use to patrol the local area ,He came round to collect her cardigan she left behind.
I would have refused and told them that you are taking it down the police station to hand in when you file a report of her stabbing you and she can collect it when they contact her"True,At that time i just wanted no more headache or more stress and just wanted to forget everything and move forward. | |||
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" this is going to sound really bizzarre and I will try not to break forum rules here but were her initials C.F from Wi###s ? Only reason I ask is the same thing happened to me years ago but she ended up actually doing it. I went to hosp with a knife stuck in my arm and doused in white spirit where she tried to set me on fire" So she stabbed you with an ASDA smart price knife too, then you stopped at ASDA petrol station on the way to the hospital (with her in hot pursuit) and she lobbed a match at you whilst you were fuelling up? Or did it all happen in the cutlery and candle lighter aisles in ASDA itself? These money saving tips (Asda smart price) don’t really stack up if my life’s in danger purchasing them; as I’ve saved fuck all really if I’m murdered more or less immediately after purchasing them. | |||
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"Anyone else whos had a chummy FB/FWB gone wrong has had a bad experience in the past ? Things where going great but then went tits up your FB/FWB started turning into a pest,Controlling, Cock/fanny blocking you,Jealous, Making your life hell etc etc? I've had a couple in the past one turned out to be a nutter try stabbing me with a Asda smart price butter knife and faking it shes pregnant ,Just wanted to know if anyone else has had any bad experience or is just me that come across a couple of cowboys like myself ? (Sorry about my crap grammar )" of course loads of the green eyed monster crap goes on the secret to here is don't brag, if you're a bragger you will get that crap a lot, status updates in graphic detail, veris or just talking about others with someone else all can have an effect, have some manners and keep it to yourself  | |||
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"Personally I would just like to have a female friend in here who is pretty local to me, whom I could just call on to talk to, not necessarily with benefits but whom I could kiss and cuddle with from time to time. And just enjoy life with, both in the scene and as a vanilla. Yet knows that I still could fancy other women.. Or is this just a pipe dream?? Dreams can come true, No its not a dream,I've seen some profiles of females on fab asking for similar friendship, Someone who dony live to far,Hugs&cuddles, Looking for someone who would be a long term friend etc etc.Don't worry you'll find someone chummy to cuddle and lay there in thier cuddly arms and forgetting about all the worries in world with a big smile on your face . "Cheers mate that means a lot  | |||
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"Personally I would just like to have a female friend in here who is pretty local to me, whom I could just call on to talk to, not necessarily with benefits but whom I could kiss and cuddle with from time to time. And just enjoy life with, both in the scene and as a vanilla. Yet knows that I still could fancy other women.. Or is this just a pipe dream?? Dreams can come true, No its not a dream,I've seen some profiles of females on fab asking for similar friendship, Someone who dony live to far,Hugs&cuddles, Looking for someone who would be a long term friend etc etc.Don't worry you'll find someone chummy to cuddle and lay there in thier cuddly arms and forgetting about all the worries in world with a big smile on your face .
Cheers mate that means a lot "I would like to find these profiles | |||
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"Personally I would just like to have a female friend in here who is pretty local to me, whom I could just call on to talk to, not necessarily with benefits but whom I could kiss and cuddle with from time to time. And just enjoy life with, both in the scene and as a vanilla. Yet knows that I still could fancy other women.. Or is this just a pipe dream?? Dreams can come true, No its not a dream,I've seen some profiles of females on fab asking for similar friendship, Someone who dony live to far,Hugs&cuddles, Looking for someone who would be a long term friend etc etc.Don't worry you'll find someone chummy to cuddle and lay there in thier cuddly arms and forgetting about all the worries in world with a big smile on your face .
Cheers mate that means a lot "She'll come along or you'll find her when when you least expect,Don't give up stay positive. | |||
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"Personally I would just like to have a female friend in here who is pretty local to me, whom I could just call on to talk to, not necessarily with benefits but whom I could kiss and cuddle with from time to time. And just enjoy life with, both in the scene and as a vanilla. Yet knows that I still could fancy other women.. Or is this just a pipe dream?? Dreams can come true, No its not a dream,I've seen some profiles of females on fab asking for similar friendship, Someone who dony live to far,Hugs&cuddles, Looking for someone who would be a long term friend etc etc.Don't worry you'll find someone chummy to cuddle and lay there in thier cuddly arms and forgetting about all the worries in world with a big smile on your face . "Mmmn, til they attack you with a bent butter knife and try to set fire to your fake cardigan...(think I've got all the facts right here...) Chummy my arse! | |||
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"Personally I would just like to have a female friend in here who is pretty local to me, whom I could just call on to talk to, not necessarily with benefits but whom I could kiss and cuddle with from time to time. And just enjoy life with, both in the scene and as a vanilla. Yet knows that I still could fancy other women.. Or is this just a pipe dream?? Dreams can come true, No its not a dream,I've seen some profiles of females on fab asking for similar friendship, Someone who dony live to far,Hugs&cuddles, Looking for someone who would be a long term friend etc etc.Don't worry you'll find someone chummy to cuddle and lay there in thier cuddly arms and forgetting about all the worries in world with a big smile on your face .
Mmmn, til they attack you with a bent butter knife and try to set fire to your fake cardigan...(think I've got all the facts right here...)
Chummy my arse!
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"Personally I would just like to have a female friend in here who is pretty local to me, whom I could just call on to talk to, not necessarily with benefits but whom I could kiss and cuddle with from time to time. And just enjoy life with, both in the scene and as a vanilla. Yet knows that I still could fancy other women.. Or is this just a pipe dream?? Dreams can come true, No its not a dream,I've seen some profiles of females on fab asking for similar friendship, Someone who dony live to far,Hugs&cuddles, Looking for someone who would be a long term friend etc etc.Don't worry you'll find someone chummy to cuddle and lay there in thier cuddly arms and forgetting about all the worries in world with a big smile on your face .
Mmmn, til they attack you with a bent butter knife and try to set fire to your fake cardigan...(think I've got all the facts right here...)
Chummy my arse!
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"Personally I would just like to have a female friend in here who is pretty local to me, whom I could just call on to talk to, not necessarily with benefits but whom I could kiss and cuddle with from time to time. And just enjoy life with, both in the scene and as a vanilla. Yet knows that I still could fancy other women.. Or is this just a pipe dream?? Dreams can come true, No its not a dream,I've seen some profiles of females on fab asking for similar friendship, Someone who dony live to far,Hugs&cuddles, Looking for someone who would be a long term friend etc etc.Don't worry you'll find someone chummy to cuddle and lay there in thier cuddly arms and forgetting about all the worries in world with a big smile on your face .
Mmmn, til they attack you with a bent butter knife and try to set fire to your fake cardigan...(think I've got all the facts right here...)
Chummy my arse!
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"Personally I would just like to have a female friend in here who is pretty local to me, whom I could just call on to talk to, not necessarily with benefits but whom I could kiss and cuddle with from time to time. And just enjoy life with, both in the scene and as a vanilla. Yet knows that I still could fancy other women.. Or is this just a pipe dream?? Dreams can come true, No its not a dream,I've seen some profiles of females on fab asking for similar friendship, Someone who dony live to far,Hugs&cuddles, Looking for someone who would be a long term friend etc etc.Don't worry you'll find someone chummy to cuddle and lay there in thier cuddly arms and forgetting about all the worries in world with a big smile on your face .
Mmmn, til they attack you with a bent butter knife and try to set fire to your fake cardigan...(think I've got all the facts right here...)
Chummy my arse!
I'll be your friend...as the old advert used to go... "Sorry is that too cheesy? | |||
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"Anyone else whos had a chummy FB/FWB gone wrong has had a bad experience in the past ? Things where going great but then went tits up your FB/FWB started turning into a pest,Controlling, Cock/fanny blocking you,Jealous, Making your life hell etc etc? I've had a couple in the past one turned out to be a nutter try stabbing me with a Asda smart price butter knife and faking it shes pregnant ,Just wanted to know if anyone else has had any bad experience or is just me that come across a couple of cowboys like myself ? (Sorry about my crap grammar )" I bet your glad that they didn't see the all new wire rack sausage slicer that JML are advertising on the shopping channel | |||
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"Personally I would just like to have a female friend in here who is pretty local to me, whom I could just call on to talk to, not necessarily with benefits but whom I could kiss and cuddle with from time to time. And just enjoy life with, both in the scene and as a vanilla. Yet knows that I still could fancy other women.. Or is this just a pipe dream?? Dreams can come true, No its not a dream,I've seen some profiles of females on fab asking for similar friendship, Someone who dony live to far,Hugs&cuddles, Looking for someone who would be a long term friend etc etc.Don't worry you'll find someone chummy to cuddle and lay there in thier cuddly arms and forgetting about all the worries in world with a big smile on your face .
Mmmn, til they attack you with a bent butter knife and try to set fire to your fake cardigan...(think I've got all the facts right here...)
Chummy my arse!
Nope your ass don't look chummy at all"Reaches for melon baller... | |||
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"Anyone else whos had a chummy FB/FWB gone wrong has had a bad experience in the past ? Things where going great but then went tits up your FB/FWB started turning into a pest,Controlling, Cock/fanny blocking you,Jealous, Making your life hell etc etc? I've had a couple in the past one turned out to be a nutter try stabbing me with a Asda smart price butter knife and faking it shes pregnant ,Just wanted to know if anyone else has had any bad experience or is just me that come across a couple of cowboys like myself ? (Sorry about my crap grammar ) I bet your glad that they didn't see the all new wire rack sausage slicer that JML are advertising on the shopping channel " Very,Dodged a bullet there. | |||
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"Anyone else whos had a chummy FB/FWB gone wrong has had a bad experience in the past ? Things where going great but then went tits up your FB/FWB started turning into a pest,Controlling, Cock/fanny blocking you,Jealous, Making your life hell etc etc? I've had a couple in the past one turned out to be a nutter try stabbing me with a Asda smart price butter knife and faking it shes pregnant ,Just wanted to know if anyone else has had any bad experience or is just me that come across a couple of cowboys like myself ? (Sorry about my crap grammar ) I bet your glad that they didn't see the all new wire rack sausage slicer that JML are advertising on the shopping channel " lol whilst still attached omg Stephen King | |||
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"Personally I would just like to have a female friend in here who is pretty local to me, whom I could just call on to talk to, not necessarily with benefits but whom I could kiss and cuddle with from time to time. And just enjoy life with, both in the scene and as a vanilla. Yet knows that I still could fancy other women.. Or is this just a pipe dream?? Dreams can come true, No its not a dream,I've seen some profiles of females on fab asking for similar friendship, Someone who dony live to far,Hugs&cuddles, Looking for someone who would be a long term friend etc etc.Don't worry you'll find someone chummy to cuddle and lay there in thier cuddly arms and forgetting about all the worries in world with a big smile on your face .
Mmmn, til they attack you with a bent butter knife and try to set fire to your fake cardigan...(think I've got all the facts right here...)
Chummy my arse!
Nope your ass don't look chummy at all
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"Personally I would just like to have a female friend in here who is pretty local to me, whom I could just call on to talk to, not necessarily with benefits but whom I could kiss and cuddle with from time to time. And just enjoy life with, both in the scene and as a vanilla. Yet knows that I still could fancy other women.. Or is this just a pipe dream?? Dreams can come true, No its not a dream,I've seen some profiles of females on fab asking for similar friendship, Someone who dony live to far,Hugs&cuddles, Looking for someone who would be a long term friend etc etc.Don't worry you'll find someone chummy to cuddle and lay there in thier cuddly arms and forgetting about all the worries in world with a big smile on your face .
Mmmn, til they attack you with a bent butter knife and try to set fire to your fake cardigan...(think I've got all the facts right here...)
Chummy my arse!
Nope your ass don't look chummy at all
Reaches for melon baller..."Millermon wants to be your friend ,Yes? Yes be nice. | |||
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"Personally I would just like to have a female friend in here who is pretty local to me, whom I could just call on to talk to, not necessarily with benefits but whom I could kiss and cuddle with from time to time. And just enjoy life with, both in the scene and as a vanilla. Yet knows that I still could fancy other women.. Or is this just a pipe dream?? " I don't understand why you would want this instead of an actual girlfriend or wife? You can still fancy other women it's a swingers site 
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"Personally I would just like to have a female friend in here who is pretty local to me, whom I could just call on to talk to, not necessarily with benefits but whom I could kiss and cuddle with from time to time. And just enjoy life with, both in the scene and as a vanilla. Yet knows that I still could fancy other women.. Or is this just a pipe dream?? Dreams can come true, No its not a dream,I've seen some profiles of females on fab asking for similar friendship, Someone who dony live to far,Hugs&cuddles, Looking for someone who would be a long term friend etc etc.Don't worry you'll find someone chummy to cuddle and lay there in thier cuddly arms and forgetting about all the worries in world with a big smile on your face .
Mmmn, til they attack you with a bent butter knife and try to set fire to your fake cardigan...(think I've got all the facts right here...)
Chummy my arse!
Nope your ass don't look chummy at all
Reaches for melon baller...Millermon wants to be your friend ,Yes? Yes be nice."Thank you for that | |||
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"Personally I would just like to have a female friend in here who is pretty local to me, whom I could just call on to talk to, not necessarily with benefits but whom I could kiss and cuddle with from time to time. And just enjoy life with, both in the scene and as a vanilla. Yet knows that I still could fancy other women.. Or is this just a pipe dream?? Dreams can come true, No its not a dream,I've seen some profiles of females on fab asking for similar friendship, Someone who dony live to far,Hugs&cuddles, Looking for someone who would be a long term friend etc etc.Don't worry you'll find someone chummy to cuddle and lay there in thier cuddly arms and forgetting about all the worries in world with a big smile on your face .
Mmmn, til they attack you with a bent butter knife and try to set fire to your fake cardigan...(think I've got all the facts right here...)
Chummy my arse!
Nope your ass don't look chummy at all
Reaches for melon baller...Millermon wants to be your friend ,Yes? Yes be nice.
Thank you for that "No need to thank me,If shes yes then that be nice,If she say No then onwards and upwards keep trying. | |||
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"Personally I would just like to have a female friend in here who is pretty local to me, whom I could just call on to talk to, not necessarily with benefits but whom I could kiss and cuddle with from time to time. And just enjoy life with, both in the scene and as a vanilla. Yet knows that I still could fancy other women.. Or is this just a pipe dream?? Dreams can come true, No its not a dream,I've seen some profiles of females on fab asking for similar friendship, Someone who dony live to far,Hugs&cuddles, Looking for someone who would be a long term friend etc etc.Don't worry you'll find someone chummy to cuddle and lay there in thier cuddly arms and forgetting about all the worries in world with a big smile on your face .
Mmmn, til they attack you with a bent butter knife and try to set fire to your fake cardigan...(think I've got all the facts right here...)
Chummy my arse!
Nope your ass don't look chummy at all
Reaches for melon baller...Millermon wants to be your friend ,Yes? Yes be nice.
Thank you for that No need to thank me,If shes yes then that be nice,If she say No then onwards and upwards keep trying."No I know but thank you anyway.. | |||
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"Personally I would just like to have a female friend in here who is pretty local to me, whom I could just call on to talk to, not necessarily with benefits but whom I could kiss and cuddle with from time to time. And just enjoy life with, both in the scene and as a vanilla. Yet knows that I still could fancy other women.. Or is this just a pipe dream?? Dreams can come true, No its not a dream,I've seen some profiles of females on fab asking for similar friendship, Someone who dony live to far,Hugs&cuddles, Looking for someone who would be a long term friend etc etc.Don't worry you'll find someone chummy to cuddle and lay there in thier cuddly arms and forgetting about all the worries in world with a big smile on your face .
Mmmn, til they attack you with a bent butter knife and try to set fire to your fake cardigan...(think I've got all the facts right here...)
Chummy my arse!
Nope your ass don't look chummy at all
Reaches for melon baller...Millermon wants to be your friend ,Yes? Yes be nice.
Thank you for that No need to thank me,If shes yes then that be nice,If she say No then onwards and upwards keep trying.
No I know but thank you anyway.."Did you see my question? | |||
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"Personally I would just like to have a female friend in here who is pretty local to me, whom I could just call on to talk to, not necessarily with benefits but whom I could kiss and cuddle with from time to time. And just enjoy life with, both in the scene and as a vanilla. Yet knows that I still could fancy other women.. Or is this just a pipe dream?? Dreams can come true, No its not a dream,I've seen some profiles of females on fab asking for similar friendship, Someone who dony live to far,Hugs&cuddles, Looking for someone who would be a long term friend etc etc.Don't worry you'll find someone chummy to cuddle and lay there in thier cuddly arms and forgetting about all the worries in world with a big smile on your face .
Mmmn, til they attack you with a bent butter knife and try to set fire to your fake cardigan...(think I've got all the facts right here...)
Chummy my arse!
Nope your ass don't look chummy at all
Reaches for melon baller...Millermon wants to be your friend ,Yes? Yes be nice.
Thank you for that No need to thank me,If shes yes then that be nice,If she say No then onwards and upwards keep trying.
No I know but thank you anyway..
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" I don't understand why you would want this instead of an actual girlfriend or wife? You can still fancy other women it's a swingers site
"You don’t have to and shouldn’t bother trying to understand it either. His desires and views on how he embraces them are for him only. It’s analogous to someone liking fish n chips and someone who doesn’t. It really doesn’t matter either lol | |||
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" I don't understand why you would want this instead of an actual girlfriend or wife? You can still fancy other women it's a swingers site
You don’t have to and shouldn’t bother trying to understand it either. His desires and views on how he embraces them are for him only. It’s analogous to someone liking fish n chips and someone who doesn’t. It really doesn’t matter either lol"Thank you for that and I love fish and chips.. but not with mushy peas | |||
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"Personally I would just like to have a female friend in here who is pretty local to me, whom I could just call on to talk to, not necessarily with benefits but whom I could kiss and cuddle with from time to time. And just enjoy life with, both in the scene and as a vanilla. Yet knows that I still could fancy other women.. Or is this just a pipe dream?? Dreams can come true, No its not a dream,I've seen some profiles of females on fab asking for similar friendship, Someone who dony live to far,Hugs&cuddles, Looking for someone who would be a long term friend etc etc.Don't worry you'll find someone chummy to cuddle and lay there in thier cuddly arms and forgetting about all the worries in world with a big smile on your face .
Mmmn, til they attack you with a bent butter knife and try to set fire to your fake cardigan...(think I've got all the facts right here...)
Chummy my arse!
Nope your ass don't look chummy at all
Reaches for melon baller...Millermon wants to be your friend ,Yes? Yes be nice.
Thank you for that No need to thank me,If shes yes then that be nice,If she say No then onwards and upwards keep trying.
No I know but thank you anyway..
Did you see my question? "Probably because he don't want to risk getting stabbed by up with a butter knife or get set alite,If/when things go tits up. | |||
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"Anyone else whos had a chummy FB/FWB gone wrong has had a bad experience in the past ? Things where going great but then went tits up your FB/FWB started turning into a pest,Controlling, Cock/fanny blocking you,Jealous, Making your life hell etc etc? I've had a couple in the past one turned out to be a nutter try stabbing me with a Asda smart price butter knife and faking it shes pregnant ,Just wanted to know if anyone else has had any bad experience or is just me that come across a couple of cowboys like myself ? (Sorry about my crap grammar )of course loads of the green eyed monster crap goes on the secret to here is don't brag, if you're a bragger you will get that crap a lot, status updates in graphic detail, veris or just talking about others with someone else all can have an effect, have some manners and keep it to yourself "Oright grumpy it was a only a post,Bragger what am I bragging about? Are you feeling okay or just another grumpy one that always like moaning? | |||
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"Anyone else whos had a chummy FB/FWB gone wrong has had a bad experience in the past ? Things where going great but then went tits up your FB/FWB started turning into a pest,Controlling, Cock/fanny blocking you,Jealous, Making your life hell etc etc? I've had a couple in the past one turned out to be a nutter try stabbing me with a Asda smart price butter knife and faking it shes pregnant ,Just wanted to know if anyone else has had any bad experience or is just me that come across a couple of cowboys like myself ? (Sorry about my crap grammar )of course loads of the green eyed monster crap goes on the secret to here is don't brag, if you're a bragger you will get that crap a lot, status updates in graphic detail, veris or just talking about others with someone else all can have an effect, have some manners and keep it to yourself "You learn some manners grumpy,Am fine | |||
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"Anyone else whos had a chummy FB/FWB gone wrong has had a bad experience in the past ? Things where going great but then went tits up your FB/FWB started turning into a pest,Controlling, Cock/fanny blocking you,Jealous, Making your life hell etc etc? I've had a couple in the past one turned out to be a nutter try stabbing me with a Asda smart price butter knife and faking it shes pregnant ,Just wanted to know if anyone else has had any bad experience or is just me that come across a couple of cowboys like myself ? (Sorry about my crap grammar )of course loads of the green eyed monster crap goes on the secret to here is don't brag, if you're a bragger you will get that crap a lot, status updates in graphic detail, veris or just talking about others with someone else all can have an effect, have some manners and keep it to yourself You learn some manners grumpy,Am fine"I'm never grumpy........ Doc or sneezy yes but never grumpy, what was catalyst that made her go for blunt Asda butter knife out of interest | |||
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"Anyone else whos had a chummy FB/FWB gone wrong has had a bad experience in the past ? Things where going great but then went tits up your FB/FWB started turning into a pest,Controlling, Cock/fanny blocking you,Jealous, Making your life hell etc etc? I've had a couple in the past one turned out to be a nutter try stabbing me with a Asda smart price butter knife and faking it shes pregnant ,Just wanted to know if anyone else has had any bad experience or is just me that come across a couple of cowboys like myself ? (Sorry about my crap grammar )of course loads of the green eyed monster crap goes on the secret to here is don't brag, if you're a bragger you will get that crap a lot, status updates in graphic detail, veris or just talking about others with someone else all can have an effect, have some manners and keep it to yourself You learn some manners grumpy,Am fineI'm never grumpy........ Doc or sneezy yes but never grumpy, what was catalyst that made her go for blunt Asda butter knife out of interest "bit of long story basically caught her out lying and she was starting become a pest; I said best thing is if you just leave me alone and you carry on with your life,She just switched and went mad,And she was standing next to kitchen work top and picked it up the butter knife,Lucky that time it wasn't in no garden probably would of got attacked with a lawnmower | |||
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"How are you doing sinfony" Bordering on peak condition ta, according to our measuring stick anyway. What does yours say? | |||
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" Thank you for that and I love fish and chips.. but not with mushy peas " Fab. Just eat them after, and be sure to lick the little polystyrene cup out with the same level of enthusiasm as the very first beaver that graced your face. Don’t concentrate on the colour or the smell either, that smell being the mushy peas, not the stray fanny fart (or worse) one inevitably ends up with at some point when pulling a 5 piinter. Making me hungry now! | |||
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"Anyone else whos had a chummy FB/FWB gone wrong has had a bad experience in the past ? Things where going great but then went tits up your FB/FWB started turning into a pest,Controlling, Cock/fanny blocking you,Jealous, Making your life hell etc etc? I've had a couple in the past one turned out to be a nutter try stabbing me with a Asda smart price butter knife and faking it shes pregnant ,Just wanted to know if anyone else has had any bad experience or is just me that come across a couple of cowboys like myself ? (Sorry about my crap grammar )of course loads of the green eyed monster crap goes on the secret to here is don't brag, if you're a bragger you will get that crap a lot, status updates in graphic detail, veris or just talking about others with someone else all can have an effect, have some manners and keep it to yourself You learn some manners grumpy,Am fineI'm never grumpy........ Doc or sneezy yes but never grumpy, what was catalyst that made her go for blunt Asda butter knife out of interest bit of long story basically caught her out lying and she was starting become a pest; I said best thing is if you just leave me alone and you carry on with your life,She just switched and went mad,And she was standing next to kitchen work top and picked it up the butter knife,Lucky that time it wasn't in no garden probably would of got attacked with a lawnmower "Lucky escape indeed, could have been bludgeoned with a bird feeder | |||
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"Anyone else whos had a chummy FB/FWB gone wrong has had a bad experience in the past ? Things where going great but then went tits up your FB/FWB started turning into a pest,Controlling, Cock/fanny blocking you,Jealous, Making your life hell etc etc? I've had a couple in the past one turned out to be a nutter try stabbing me with a Asda smart price butter knife and faking it shes pregnant ,Just wanted to know if anyone else has had any bad experience or is just me that come across a couple of cowboys like myself ? (Sorry about my crap grammar )of course loads of the green eyed monster crap goes on the secret to here is don't brag, if you're a bragger you will get that crap a lot, status updates in graphic detail, veris or just talking about others with someone else all can have an effect, have some manners and keep it to yourself You learn some manners grumpy,Am fineI'm never grumpy........ Doc or sneezy yes but never grumpy, what was catalyst that made her go for blunt Asda butter knife out of interest bit of long story basically caught her out lying and she was starting become a pest; I said best thing is if you just leave me alone and you carry on with your life,She just switched and went mad,And she was standing next to kitchen work top and picked it up the butter knife,Lucky that time it wasn't in no garden probably would of got attacked with a lawnmower
Lucky escape indeed, could have been bludgeoned with a bird feeder "depends how big bird feeder was as to how lethal though | |||
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" I don't understand why you would want this instead of an actual girlfriend or wife? You can still fancy other women it's a swingers site
You don’t have to and shouldn’t bother trying to understand it either. His desires and views on how he embraces them are for him only. It’s analogous to someone liking fish n chips and someone who doesn’t. It really doesn’t matter either lol"I was only curious and asking a question | |||
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"Anyone else whos had a chummy FB/FWB gone wrong has had a bad experience in the past ? Things where going great but then went tits up your FB/FWB started turning into a pest,Controlling, Cock/fanny blocking you,Jealous, Making your life hell etc etc? I've had a couple in the past one turned out to be a nutter try stabbing me with a Asda smart price butter knife and faking it shes pregnant ,Just wanted to know if anyone else has had any bad experience or is just me that come across a couple of cowboys like myself ? (Sorry about my crap grammar )of course loads of the green eyed monster crap goes on the secret to here is don't brag, if you're a bragger you will get that crap a lot, status updates in graphic detail, veris or just talking about others with someone else all can have an effect, have some manners and keep it to yourself You learn some manners grumpy,Am fineI'm never grumpy........ Doc or sneezy yes but never grumpy, what was catalyst that made her go for blunt Asda butter knife out of interest bit of long story basically caught her out lying and she was starting become a pest; I said best thing is if you just leave me alone and you carry on with your life,She just switched and went mad,And she was standing next to kitchen work top and picked it up the butter knife,Lucky that time it wasn't in no garden probably would of got attacked with a lawnmower
Lucky escape indeed, could have been bludgeoned with a bird feeder depends how big bird feeder was as to how lethal though "Tit size | |||
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"Anyone else whos had a chummy FB/FWB gone wrong has had a bad experience in the past ? Things where going great but then went tits up your FB/FWB started turning into a pest,Controlling, Cock/fanny blocking you,Jealous, Making your life hell etc etc? I've had a couple in the past one turned out to be a nutter try stabbing me with a Asda smart price butter knife and faking it shes pregnant ,Just wanted to know if anyone else has had any bad experience or is just me that come across a couple of cowboys like myself ? (Sorry about my crap grammar )of course loads of the green eyed monster crap goes on the secret to here is don't brag, if you're a bragger you will get that crap a lot, status updates in graphic detail, veris or just talking about others with someone else all can have an effect, have some manners and keep it to yourself You learn some manners grumpy,Am fineI'm never grumpy........ Doc or sneezy yes but never grumpy, what was catalyst that made her go for blunt Asda butter knife out of interest bit of long story basically caught her out lying and she was starting become a pest; I said best thing is if you just leave me alone and you carry on with your life,She just switched and went mad,And she was standing next to kitchen work top and picked it up the butter knife,Lucky that time it wasn't in no garden probably would of got attacked with a lawnmower
Lucky escape indeed, could have been bludgeoned with a bird feeder depends how big bird feeder was as to how lethal though
Tit size "really theirs some gigantic tits around here | |||
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