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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

what has made you happy today, what made you smile or even laugh out loud?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mixed bag today .... had an ex get in touch after a few years asking to go out with me again.

Got a text off another guy asking how I was but he was only enquiring as he was using up excess texts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... both made me laff out loud. An ex is an ex for a reason and I've never been an excess text reason before.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Mixed bag today .... had an ex get in touch after a few years asking to go out with me again.

Got a text off another guy asking how I was but he was only enquiring as he was using up excess texts.

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That is a mixed bag indeed. The first one is lovely, the second one would make me feel a bit disrespected or devalued?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... both made me laff out loud. An ex is an ex for a reason and I've never been an excess text reason before.

Use yer excess texts and tell me who the ex was

lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put a meet today on and was very very happy that a lady msg me and said she was free tonight. Nver happend before that as I always have to mail them first.

She then asked for face pics and then said sorry I wernt for her in the end.

So what made me smile then well I spose I smiled cos maybe I have a face only a mother could love hahaha aint mams brill

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"... both made me laff out loud. An ex is an ex for a reason

Isnt that just soooooooo true...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taxi driver was cheery and didn't overcharge me this morning

I got a fairly naff but free gift from 'Max Factor' for buying their foundation and powder.

I'm doing those silly 'South Park' versions of the guys in my office

I saw a tiny cute kitten looking through the open door at work, I squealed how cute it was and went to scoop it up and it was the doorstop... I wasn't wearing me specs

... I have chocolate fudge cake and cream in the fridge for later

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

So what made me smile then well I spose I smiled cos maybe I have a face only a mother could love hahaha aint mams brill"
That is sooo not true - you look great! Just dont get too caught up with the Martians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I left the ex when other friends said I was mad to do so, he had a Bayliner cruiser in the marina and a ferrari in the garage of his big house, I saw past all the trappings and wasn't impressed with the person. I doubt if I would change my mind about him.

Whereas the excess texter was a young guy who does genuinely make me laugh in person, so the text made me smile and shake my head.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Taxi driver was cheery and didn't overcharge me this morning

I got a fairly naff but free gift from 'Max Factor' for buying their foundation and powder.

I'm doing those silly 'South Park' versions of the guys in my office

I saw a tiny cute kitten looking through the open door at work, I squealed how cute it was and went to scoop it up and it was the doorstop... I wasn't wearing me specs

... I have chocolate fudge cake and cream in the fridge for later

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Love it, especially the doorstep miracle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taxi driver was cheery and didn't overcharge me this morning

I got a fairly naff but free gift from 'Max Factor' for buying their foundation and powder.

I'm doing those silly 'South Park' versions of the guys in my office

I saw a tiny cute kitten looking through the open door at work, I squealed how cute it was and went to scoop it up and it was the doorstop... I wasn't wearing me specs

... I have chocolate fudge cake and cream in the fridge for later

I be very happy to come over and eat that cake for you hun. Sod playing when theres cake and cream about hmmmmm and I aint sharing either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha...know who the ex is...without an excess text

Ta Lainey lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... both made me laff out loud. An ex is an ex for a reason and I've never been an excess text reason before.

Use yer excess texts and tell me who the ex was

lol x"

The one who took the telly remote out of titch's hands and changed the channel he was watching .... in titch's own house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what made me smile then well I spose I smiled cos maybe I have a face only a mother could love hahaha aint mams brill That is sooo not true - you look great! Just dont get too caught up with the Martians

Ooooow so I gather the fiver I sent you in the post to say that turned up this morning then. Hmmmm im happy the post man wernt on strike

Reet then girls you heard it first from this lady im not really a bad lookin lad. Who fancies playin hide n seek with me then?

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over a year ago

I saw a tiny cute kitten looking through the open door at work, I squealed how cute it was and went to scoop it up and it was the doorstop... I wasn't wearing me specs

Love it, especially the doorstep miracle

Happily noone saw me, but I did laugh when I realized what was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... I have chocolate fudge cake and cream in the fridge for later

I be very happy to come over and eat that cake for you hun. Sod playing when theres cake and cream about hmmmmm and I aint sharing either

Bugger Orf!!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Ooooow so I gather the fiver I sent you in the post to say that turned up this morning then. Hmmmm im happy the post man wernt on strike

Reet then girls you heard it first from this lady im not really a bad lookin lad. Who fancies playin hide n seek with me then?

Think if you threatent to take Fia's cake.... you might not get lucky?

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over a year ago

... I have chocolate fudge cake and cream in the fridge for later

I be very happy to come over and eat that cake for you hun. Sod playing when theres cake and cream about hmmmmm and I aint sharing either

Bugger Orf!!"

I dont no hey its all me me me me me me bloody meeeeeeeeeeee with you aint it

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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... I have chocolate fudge cake and cream in the fridge for later

I be very happy to come over and eat that cake for you hun. Sod playing when theres cake and cream about hmmmmm and I aint sharing either

Bugger Orf!!"
Very stylish and posh! I just told him off btw - he is not going to pull if he threatens somebody's cake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooow so I gather the fiver I sent you in the post to say that turned up this morning then. Hmmmm im happy the post man wernt on strike

Reet then girls you heard it first from this lady im not really a bad lookin lad. Who fancies playin hide n seek with me then?

Think if you threatent to take Fia's cake.... you might not get lucky?

Sod getting lucky I just want the cake lol would knock one out later on strengh of what she was wearing and looked like.

Providing I make a full recovery after shes knocked me out for not saving her any haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My peanut butter cheesecake with a chocolate fudge sauce topping.

I know I made it, however, I cannot help but to think it was restaurant standard and quality as it was lush! Yum yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yum Yum Pearl.

I have a lush Belgian chocolate cake and cream in the fridge for later..... I'll make sure titch gets the smaller half.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not fair at all ladies and your all blimmin miles away from me as well with good cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what has made you happy today, what made you smile or even laugh out loud?

picking up my youngest from school and finding she has won the star award for being brave starting her new school.. and then the teacher taking me aside to tell me she is fantastic.

cali

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over a year ago

"what has made you happy today, what made you smile or even laugh out loud?

picking up my youngest from school and finding she has won the star award for being brave starting her new school.. and then the teacher taking me aside to tell me she is fantastic.

cali "

awwww ...... gives you the warm fuzzies that does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not fair at all ladies and your all blimmin miles away from me as well with good cake"

that could be the reason we all have cake ........ no handy men available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwww ...... gives you the warm fuzzies that does.

It does.. so proud of her.. as she is quite shy..but has settled in perfectly..

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smiling a wicked smile now because I have Chocolate Shop's chocolate flavoured red wine ...... and sent a text-pic of it to a friend ..... who can't drink mwahahahaaaaaaa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake

it's the new sex

hey Timbers.... ya wanna cake me up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not fair at all ladies and your all blimmin miles away from me as well with good cake

that could be the reason we all have cake ........ no handy men available.

Need your fridge fixing hun? lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

picking up my youngest from school and finding she has won the star award for being brave starting her new school.. and then the teacher taking me aside to tell me she is fantastic.

That made me smile too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to lose 3 stone, have lost a stone in 4 weeks and am surprised how much better i look, just from losing 1 stone. Spoke to a man i am meeting next week on the phone and he sounds nice. My dog always makes me laugh because she is so tiny and so crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake

it's the new sex

hey Timbers.... ya wanna cake me up?"

Yeah hun ill tickle your fancy with some kiplings exceedingly good litlle scrum diddle umptious delights any time

Just let me no when the kettles on and im there kiddo

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over a year ago

"Cake

it's the new sex

hey Timbers.... ya wanna cake me up?

Yeah hun ill tickle your fancy with some kiplings exceedingly good litlle scrum diddle umptious delights any time

Just let me no when the kettles on and im there kiddo

Marvellous! You can cream me fondants, an' I'll drizzle yer macaroons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake

it's the new sex

hey Timbers.... ya wanna cake me up?

Yeah hun ill tickle your fancy with some kiplings exceedingly good litlle scrum diddle umptious delights any time

Just let me no when the kettles on and im there kiddo

Marvellous! You can cream me fondants, an' I'll drizzle yer macaroons

Sounds like a plan. Should I bring my pipeing bag and nozzle then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake

it's the new sex

hey Timbers.... ya wanna cake me up?

Yeah hun ill tickle your fancy with some kiplings exceedingly good litlle scrum diddle umptious delights any time

Just let me no when the kettles on and im there kiddo

Marvellous! You can cream me fondants, an' I'll drizzle yer macaroons

Sounds like a plan. Should I bring my pipeing bag and nozzle then"

Do they detatch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake

it's the new sex

hey Timbers.... ya wanna cake me up?

Yeah hun ill tickle your fancy with some kiplings exceedingly good litlle scrum diddle umptious delights any time

Just let me no when the kettles on and im there kiddo

Marvellous! You can cream me fondants, an' I'll drizzle yer macaroons

Sounds like a plan. Should I bring my pipeing bag and nozzle then

Do they detatch?

Erm dunno maybe depends whats being piped

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Playing with my grandson in the swimming pool and teaching him to do waterspouts

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I blame you all!!!!!!

I just went out and bought cream cakes which had not been on my mind until you lot started to mention them.

Then

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I also bought 2 bottles of my fav red wine!

Also YOUR fault!!!

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Now the question remains... should I step on the scales before I indulge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I blame you all!!!!!!

I just went out and bought cream cakes which had not been on my mind until you lot started to mention them.

Then

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I also bought 2 bottles of my fav red wine!

Also YOUR fault!!!

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Now the question remains... should I step on the scales before I indulge?

Na what you should do is come pick me up hun before you start drinking and then be unable to drive me home due to alchohol and ill have to stay the night

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I blame you all!!!!!!

I just went out and bought cream cakes which had not been on my mind until you lot started to mention them.

Then

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I also bought 2 bottles of my fav red wine!

Also YOUR fault!!!

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Now the question remains... should I step on the scales before I indulge?

Na what you should do is come pick me up hun before you start drinking and then be unable to drive me home due to alchohol and ill have to stay the night

Sounds like a good offer - unfortunately in absence of any helpful hints I did open the bottle and cant drive now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I blame you all!!!!!!

I just went out and bought cream cakes which had not been on my mind until you lot started to mention them.

Then

...

I also bought 2 bottles of my fav red wine!

Also YOUR fault!!!

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Now the question remains... should I step on the scales before I indulge?

Na what you should do is come pick me up hun before you start drinking and then be unable to drive me home due to alchohol and ill have to stay the night

Sounds like a good offer - unfortunately in absence of any helpful hints I did open the bottle and cant drive now

Do you not have a canooe left over from the floods?

To anyone that make take this the wrong way then all I can say is im not poking fun at the floods in Chewksburry and am sorry for the loss of peoples property etc etc down there. But thinking on a practical side of things if the lady has a spare canooe then maybe cos its not raining as hard now she could then improvise by sticking some wheels on it

Hey presto and its not to the best of my knowledge an offence to be pist in charge of a canooe when not on water

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Hey presto and its not to the best of my knowledge an offence to be pist in charge of a canooe when not on water

Brave man lol - you have not seen my canoeing when I am sober....;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey presto and its not to the best of my knowledge an offence to be pist in charge of a canooe when not on water

Brave man lol - you have not seen my canoeing when I am sober....;-)"

Niether you with me paddleing on dry land lol

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over a year ago

"I blame you all!!!!!!

I just went out and bought cream cakes

Then 2 bottles of my fav red wine!

Also YOUR fault!!!

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Now the question remains... should I step on the scales before I indulge?

Step away from the scales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have recovered 6 dinning chairs that i bought off ebay for 99p, fabric cost me £10 reduced at dunelm mill and im gonna paint em next week....... they look great already, am really impressed with myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wonderful OH.brought me choccy philly cos have just had two teeth out n.canny eat so can suck choccy philly....so he made me smile but he always does....

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Got the very complicated paperwork through for Spain.....made me extremely happy....saw the enclosed final bill from the Spanish legal team.....made me laugh as it was getting on for double of what we agreed....

Then I felt like crying...

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