FabSwingers.com forum: Middle class AF

By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

I’ve been putting framed artwork up on one of my walls in that kind of patchwork of sizes way (artistic like innit

) and my friend who I sent a photo of it to (I was showing off my wall plug and screw action) answered “middle class af” a which made me snort.

What else is middle class as fuck?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Making your own muesli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been putting framed artwork up on one of my walls in that kind of patchwork of sizes way (artistic like innit

) and my friend who I sent a photo of it to (I was showing off my wall plug and screw action) answered “middle class af” a which made me snort.

What else is middle class as fuck?"
coffee mornings

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Brunch catch-up

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By *ibertine63Man
over a year ago

wirral

"I’ve been putting framed artwork up on one of my walls in that kind of patchwork of sizes way (artistic like innit

) and my friend who I sent a photo of it to (I was showing off my wall plug and screw action) answered “middle class af” a which made me snort.

What else is middle class as fuck?"

One of those coffee thingys with a plunger. I’m northern, mug, instant, teaspoon milk.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Buying expensive loo paper.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Buying expensive loo paper."

Or buying ethical loo paper made of recycled bamboo from Who Gives A Crap? (like me!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Black and white photos lol

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’ve been putting framed artwork up on one of my walls in that kind of patchwork of sizes way (artistic like innit

) and my friend who I sent a photo of it to (I was showing off my wall plug and screw action) answered “middle class af” a which made me snort.

What else is middle class as fuck?

One of those coffee thingys with a plunger. I’m northern, mug, instant, teaspoon milk. "

I have three.

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By *ibertine63Man
over a year ago

wirral

That bread that weighs a ton and costs a fiver for a small loaf.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Black and white photos lol "

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'."

Keen-whah

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Buying expensive loo paper.

Or buying ethical loo paper made of recycled bamboo from Who Gives A Crap? (like me!)"

I buy recycled loo paper but just own brand stuff. So long as it doesn't scratch my botty I'm good with it.

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By *ibertine63Man
over a year ago

wirral

"I’ve been putting framed artwork up on one of my walls in that kind of patchwork of sizes way (artistic like innit

) and my friend who I sent a photo of it to (I was showing off my wall plug and screw action) answered “middle class af” a which made me snort.

What else is middle class as fuck?

One of those coffee thingys with a plunger. I’m northern, mug, instant, teaspoon milk.

I have three.

Your one of them greedy girls then haha

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"That bread that weighs a ton and costs a fiver for a small loaf."

Sourdough?

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'."

Quin-o-ah

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Having your own sourdough starter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spa days

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’ve been putting framed artwork up on one of my walls in that kind of patchwork of sizes way (artistic like innit

) and my friend who I sent a photo of it to (I was showing off my wall plug and screw action) answered “middle class af” a which made me snort.

What else is middle class as fuck?

One of those coffee thingys with a plunger. I’m northern, mug, instant, teaspoon milk.

I have three.

Your one of them greedy girls then haha "

Different sizes for different guest numbers.

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By *ibertine63Man
over a year ago

wirral

"That bread that weighs a ton and costs a fiver for a small loaf.

Sourdough?"

Just the way I walk.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'.

Quin-o-ah "

Except...

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Having your own sourdough starter."

Yassss Queen!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Keeping your Holland and Barrett loyalty card in the basket of your vintage (style) bicycle

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

An affair with your secretary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'.

Keen-whah

You are officially middle class AF - if there had been any doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'.

Quin-o-ah "

Embarrassing

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Keeping your Holland and Barrett loyalty card in the basket of your vintage (style) bicycle"

My red bobbin bike the same brand as Florence and the Machines?

Also H&B are where I get my supplements - you’re talking full sense here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shopping in m&s with things like cloves of garlic, cous cous and avacados in your shopping bag with a weird slogan on it like 'less plastic is fantastic'

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"An affair with your secretary

Nah, disallowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'.

Quin-o-ah "

You sir are either a proletarian or trying to hide your middle-class AFness.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'.

Quin-o-ah

Embarrassing "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been putting framed artwork up on one of my walls in that kind of patchwork of sizes way (artistic like innit

) and my friend who I sent a photo of it to (I was showing off my wall plug and screw action) answered “middle class af” a which made me snort.

What else is middle class as fuck?

One of those coffee thingys with a plunger. I’m northern, mug, instant, teaspoon milk.

I have three.

Your one of them greedy girls then haha

Different sizes for different guest numbers."

Hahahaa for 'different guest numbers'

Quality

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By *he Private PhotographerMan
over a year ago

chester

If you are asking yourself if you are middle class, then you probably are middle class but don't know it yet

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Shopping in m&s with things like cloves of garlic, cous cous and avacados in your shopping bag with a weird slogan on it like 'less plastic is fantastic'"

Less packaging and more package fnarr fnarr.

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By *estsuffolkcplCouple
over a year ago

West Suffolk

Us x

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’ve been putting framed artwork up on one of my walls in that kind of patchwork of sizes way (artistic like innit

) and my friend who I sent a photo of it to (I was showing off my wall plug and screw action) answered “middle class af” a which made me snort.

What else is middle class as fuck?

One of those coffee thingys with a plunger. I’m northern, mug, instant, teaspoon milk.

I have three.

Your one of them greedy girls then haha

Different sizes for different guest numbers.

Hahahaa for 'different guest numbers'

Quality

I’m a good hostess.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

You use toilet paper with extracts of cashmere

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"If you are asking yourself if you are middle class, then you probably are middle class but don't know it yet "

I’m not asking, I’m dripping in it.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Us x"

Awwww!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Getting excited about avocados when us poor minority folks been eating them for years...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going for a cream tea how's my hat

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Banco (more commonly known as Baccarat)

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"You use toilet paper with extracts of cashmere

That jumper sheds everywhere!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Getting excited about avocados when us poor minority folks been eating them for years..."

Specifically smashed avocado!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having your own bread making, then informing everyone how it makes the house smell wonderful and you really must pop round!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I'm going for a cream tea how's my hat "

Cream or jam on the scone first?

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Someone named Tarquin who has a yearly subscription to country life

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Banco (more commonly known as Baccarat) "

I’m yet to make it to a casino.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Having your own bread making, then informing everyone how it makes the house smell wonderful and you really must pop round!"

Fire up the fiat.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Getting excited about avocados when us poor minority folks been eating them for years..."

Yes, and then heading to A&E with a Saturday morning case of avacado hand. That's tres middle class

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Someone named Tarquin who has a yearly subscription to country life"

Fuck. I have a yearly subscription to Country Living. I kid you not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waitrose cashmere toilet paper, it’s so bloody soft though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a black & white photo on your profile...... reading a book...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be the B stream students in my day but who knows how they’re organised these days.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Waitrose cashmere toilet paper, it’s so bloody soft though "

Have you seen the twitter page “overheard in Waitrose”? It’s hilarious.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'.

Quin-o-ah "

Working class?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Having a black & white photo on your profile...... reading a book..."

Already been said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting excited about avocados when us poor minority folks been eating them for years..."

That's also vegan AF.

(I'm vegan so I know).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going for a cream tea how's my hat

Cream or jam on the scone first?"

CREAM first.... because you're not a web-toed inbred from over the river

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By *lex D.Man
over a year ago

London

"I’ve been putting framed artwork up on one of my walls in that kind of patchwork of sizes way (artistic like innit

) and my friend who I sent a photo of it to (I was showing off my wall plug and screw action) answered “middle class af” a which made me snort.

What else is middle class as fuck?"

Appreciation for art is classy AF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going for a cream tea how's my hat

Cream or jam on the scone first?"
oh cream cmon darling you know full well you drizzle the harrods damsen jam from a silver spoon after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'.

Quin-o-ah

Working class?"

Keen-wah

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Used to be the B stream students in my day but who knows how they’re organised these days.

Who were the A Stream?

10 years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A Stream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waitrose cashmere toilet paper, it’s so bloody soft though

Have you seen the twitter page “overheard in Waitrose”? It’s hilarious."

No, should I google this?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I'm going for a cream tea how's my hat

Cream or jam on the scone first?

CREAM first.... because you're not a web-toed inbred from over the river"

Agreed!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I’ve been putting framed artwork up on one of my walls in that kind of patchwork of sizes way (artistic like innit

) and my friend who I sent a photo of it to (I was showing off my wall plug and screw action) answered “middle class af” a which made me snort.

What else is middle class as fuck?

Appreciation for art is classy AF.

Why thank you.

Which brings me to having cards for Tate and Royal Academy...

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Waitrose cashmere toilet paper, it’s so bloody soft though

Have you seen the twitter page “overheard in Waitrose”? It’s hilarious.

No, should I google this?"

Yes!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'.

Quin-o-ah

Working class?

Keen-wah "

Middle class

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You knit scarves for bollards and lampposts.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banco (more commonly known as Baccarat) "

I used to love baccarat.

Thought I had a talent for it once.

Alas, turned out I was just lucky now and again.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"You knit scarves for bollards and lampposts.....

And for the innocent smoothie bottle tops

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By *rygveMan
over a year ago

The Shires

"Buying expensive loo paper.

Or buying ethical loo paper made of recycled bamboo from Who Gives A Crap? (like me!)"

And me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Living in the city but travelling out regularly to the stables where you keep your horses?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Buying expensive loo paper.

Or buying ethical loo paper made of recycled bamboo from Who Gives A Crap? (like me!)

And me

Bog roll brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Used to be the B stream students in my day but who knows how they’re organised these days.

Who were the A Stream?

It was bs ba (baracus)

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Living in the city but travelling out regularly to the stables where you keep your horses?"

I think that’s a bit higher than middle class (or my level of middle).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Collecting vinyl (guilty)

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Collecting vinyl (guilty)"

Guilty too. Only jazz and blues though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Living in the city but travelling out regularly to the stables where you keep your horses?

I think that’s a bit higher than middle class (or my level of middle)."

Darn, and I took you for a horsey owning lady

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Keen wah

Bialetti coffee makers

Shea butter bog rolls

Lentils

Vw camper

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Eating avocado or having an obsession with "streetfood markets" (at London prices)

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Living in the city but travelling out regularly to the stables where you keep your horses?

I think that’s a bit higher than middle class (or my level of middle).

Darn, and I took you for a horsey owning lady

I did do horseriding every Sunday when younger at the stables in Turville which is where the Vicar of Dibley was set. So I’m not totally out on this one.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Keen wah

Bialetti coffee makers

Shea butter bog rolls

Lentils

Vw camper

Love a lentil.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Eating avocado or having an obsession with "streetfood markets" (at London prices)

So true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Living in the city but travelling out regularly to the stables where you keep your horses?

I think that’s a bit higher than middle class (or my level of middle).

Darn, and I took you for a horsey owning lady

I did do horseriding every Sunday when younger at the stables in Turville which is where the Vicar of Dibley was set. So I’m not totally out on this one.

I flecking knew it! Lol good stuff

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Thinking Chuka Umunna is worth paying attention to.

He really isn't.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Thinking Chuka Umunna is worth paying attention to.

He really isn't."

He bloody isn’t, agreed.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Having an "ironic" whippet or lurcher, when secretly wanting a Labrador

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Having an "ironic" whippet or lurcher, when secretly wanting a Labrador

My parents and sister have lurchers!

I’m going to have to point this thread out to my mate. I’m achingly middle class.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ve never rented a house all our married lives and are just about to complete a house purchase as cash buyers due to equity in last house. But don’t feel middle class. We worked hard to get anything we’ve ever owned.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"We’ve never rented a house all our married lives and are just about to complete a house purchase as cash buyers due to equity in last house. But don’t feel middle class. We worked hard to get anything we’ve ever owned. "

Good luck with the next purchase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strangely enough, wearing a flat cap.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Reading the Guardian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't play tennis, omg get sweaty moi ! But 10 year membership at Wimbledon LTC

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Insisting on fair trade while paying your cleaner less than minimum wage...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Having your housemaid wipe the cock clean after a little Tommy Tank inside of wiping it on the curtains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bank account in the Cayman Islands.

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By *rygveMan
over a year ago

The Shires

Holidaying in Sardinia. It’s hilarious on the flight. They keep running out of olives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg red wine on the cream carpet, maid where are you, thought you said you scotch guarded it?

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Having a discussion about the best route to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buying condoms instead of getting them free from the family planning clinic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck with the next purchase

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goats cheese on your burger instead of plastic cheese slice

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Knowing how to pronounce 'quinoa'."

Knowing wtf quinoa is

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Moaning about Brexit because of how hard it'll make your winter skiing trip.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Waitrose cashmere toilet paper, it’s so bloody soft though

Have you seen the twitter page “overheard in Waitrose”? It’s hilarious."

My current favourite;

"Reduce preperarion time when making spice vegetable and quinoa laska by simply buying a bag of chips and getting over yourself"

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Extending the sound of the last word in your sentenceeeeee.

Like these 2..

https://youtu.be/R0nXGAvPmWw

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Extending the sound of the last word in your sentenceeeeee.

Like these 2..

https://youtu.be/R0nXGAvPmWw"

I do this when a bit squiffy.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Extending the sound of the last word in your sentenceeeeee.

Like these 2..

https://youtu.be/R0nXGAvPmWw

I do this when a bit squiffy.

Stop it, stop it now!

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By *usicman1980Man
over a year ago

malvern

"Making your own muesli"

Granola you mean? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding 'Artisan' an acceptable reason to spend three times more than you need to on something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couscous instead of rice

Owning a tagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving a 15 year old Volvo estate

Keeping ponies

Looking like a pony

Wearing wellies to walk round town in summer

Looking like your hair needs a good wash

Having a villa in Tuscany

Laughing by making that 'fah fah fah' noise

Flying British Airways

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Flying easyJet.

Not paying for priority boarding.

Having 1 of the party (usually a kid) stand at the gate even though it doesn't open for 30 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naming your children Tilly or Oliver (Oliver, not Olly, Oliver)

Insisting they play with ethically sourced wooden toys only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banco (more commonly known as Baccarat)

I used to love baccarat.

Thought I had a talent for it once.

Alas, turned out I was just lucky now and again."

Ok I'm confused. Didn't this lot do Yes Sir I can Boogie?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Banco (more commonly known as Baccarat)

I used to love baccarat.

Thought I had a talent for it once.

Alas, turned out I was just lucky now and again.

Ok I'm confused. Didn't this lot do Yes Sir I can Boogie?"

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Going straight to the finest ready meal section in the supermarket when you cba to cook.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Couscous instead of rice

Owning a tagine"

Guilty

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Making your own muesli"

Guilty..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Couscous instead of rice

Owning a tagine"

What's a tagine?

Thought it was a lamb dish..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a 4x4 and you are not a farmer

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Planning parts of your day to fit round Radio 4 programmes you want to listen to.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Meeting friends in artisan coffee shops instead of Costas.

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

https://youtu.be/6_MaV-YdrXk

Middle class car sale

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Collecting vinyl (guilty)

Guilty too. Only jazz and blues though."

Oh lordy, you like blues too. I was thinking it was hard for you to go up in my estimations. There's a thread in that. We've done jazz. We need to do blues.

Anyway, back on subject kind of. I felt terribly white middle class listening to jazz in my bedroom when I first started. I felt I should at least be taking up smoking, except I've always found it revolting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno i never went to class much

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By *andlerMan
over a year ago

shipley

My wife being lady captain at the golf club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a butler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno i never went to class much "

It shows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno i never went to class much

It shows."

*Snort*

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Aldi shopping in Waitrose carrier bags.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I’ve been putting framed artwork up on one of my walls in that kind of patchwork of sizes way (artistic like innit

) and my friend who I sent a photo of it to (I was showing off my wall plug and screw action) answered “middle class af” a which made me snort.

What else is middle class as fuck?

One of those coffee thingys with a plunger. I’m northern, mug, instant, teaspoon milk.

I have three.

One regular cafetiere, one extra fine filter cafetiere, two pourovers, and an immersion technique.

Plus the grinder, scales, and special kettle

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh and the hand grinder for emergencies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno i never went to class much

It shows."

Im living proof education is overrated lifes all about streetsmarts

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Oh and the hand grinder for emergencies

Gooseneck kettle

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Oh and the hand grinder for emergencies

Gooseneck kettle "

I don't have one yet. I want one.

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

Putting 'jus' on yer roasties instead of gravy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couscous instead of rice

Owning a tagine

What's a tagine?

Thought it was a lamb dish.. "

I have a Tagine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying I'm arriving instead of I'm cumming

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Shopping at waitrose

Going for BRUNCH

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Saying I'm arriving instead of I'm cumming

"
this made me giggle lol

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

There are items on this list that don’t constitute middle class to me but more upper class (any reference to “help” beyond a fortnightly cleaner, for example) - it’s really interesting.

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

I like Baccara. I thought their debut single, 'Yes Sir, I can boogie', was a classic, post modern disco pop fusion that combined all that was great about the pre-punk era.

Am I Em Cee AF?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I like Baccara. I thought their debut single, 'Yes Sir, I can boogie', was a classic, post modern disco pop fusion that combined all that was great about the pre-punk era.

Am I Em Cee AF?"

No, but you’ve missed that this joke has already been made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* currently sat eating woodfired pizza and sweet potato fries

#artisan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying I'm arriving instead of I'm cumming

this made me giggle lol

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"I like Baccara. I thought their debut single, 'Yes Sir, I can boogie', was a classic, post modern disco pop fusion that combined all that was great about the pre-punk era.

Am I Em Cee AF?

No, but you’ve missed that this joke has already been made

Well hush my mouth

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I like Baccara. I thought their debut single, 'Yes Sir, I can boogie', was a classic, post modern disco pop fusion that combined all that was great about the pre-punk era.

Am I Em Cee AF?

No, but you’ve missed that this joke has already been made

Well hush my mouth

Awesome song though

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Pointing out how middle class you are

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Pointing out how middle class you are "

Winner

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Having National Trust membership.

Enjoying The Archers whilst drinking rooibos tea.

Making your kids go to free gardening sessions in the summer hols.

GUILTY!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Having National Trust membership.

Enjoying The Archers whilst drinking rooibos tea.

Making your kids go to free gardening sessions in the summer hols.

GUILTY!

Bonus points. I was waiting for The Archers and/or National Trust

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Telling everyone how you support the local high street in a very loud voice, as you wander around the farmers market with your Labrador.

This is of course the once a week you go into town, buying fuck all, except a coffee in Costa where you sit outside telling everyone how lucky we are to have such a vibrant town.

Then you take the dog back to your 4x4 and stop off at Waitrose on your way home to buy your food for the week, along with the obligatory copy of the Guardian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you think everything in Waitrose is essential, not just the oils.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Telling everyone how you support the local high street in a very loud voice, as you wander around the farmers market with your Labrador.

This is of course the once a week you go into town, buying fuck all, except a coffee in Costa where you sit outside telling everyone how lucky we are to have such a vibrant town.

Then you take the dog back to your 4x4 and stop off at Waitrose on your way home to buy your food for the week, along with the obligatory copy of the Guardian."

You’re so middle class, glos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You pronounce quinoa correctly.

KEEN-WAH!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"You pronounce quinoa correctly.

KEEN-WAH!

Read the thread!!

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

dinner "parties"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You pronounce quinoa correctly.

KEEN-WAH!

Read the thread!!

What thread am I on ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spending money on income-producing assets rather than consumption goods.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Having National Trust membership.

Enjoying The Archers whilst drinking rooibos tea.

Making your kids go to free gardening sessions in the summer hols.

GUILTY!

Bonus points. I was waiting for The Archers and/or National Trust

Whoop whoop! What do I win?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You pronounce quinoa correctly.

KEEN-WAH!

Read the thread!!

Bollocks to it, I’m not scrolling up for no one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Executive housing estates.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

When you take the kids to school in an electric car to protect the environment. But you're married to a pilot.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Quin, oh ah.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Having National Trust membership.

Enjoying The Archers whilst drinking rooibos tea.

Making your kids go to free gardening sessions in the summer hols.

GUILTY!

Bonus points. I was waiting for The Archers and/or National Trust

Whoop whoop! What do I win?"

Three months free Ocado deliveries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quin, oh ah."

Think that’s been done before.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Quin, oh ah."

Keen-whah

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By *appy_hedonistMan
over a year ago

Islington

You have burgers once a year - Aberdeen Angus at a friend's barbeque.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

You shop on Oxfam online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So is middle class posh then?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

You make your own almond milk

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Quin, oh ah.

Think that’s been done before. "

"Quin, oh ah.

Keen-whah"

For the triggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So is middle class posh then?"

How long are you staying in character for ?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Having National Trust membership.

Enjoying The Archers whilst drinking rooibos tea.

Making your kids go to free gardening sessions in the summer hols.

GUILTY!

Bonus points. I was waiting for The Archers and/or National Trust

Whoop whoop! What do I win?

Three months free Ocado deliveries."

Living far from Waitrose as we do, we used to pick our holiday destinations based on where the nearest Waitrose was. Or at least M&S food.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Just popping off to the farm shop for my Sunday veg

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