FabSwingers.com forum: Adverts that annoy you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For me the nationwide one with that annoying couple talking about sharing sunrises, the volkswagen one with Cara on and the one talking about cancer and the old guy is diagnosed with prostate cancer his dr then says it's okay to shed a tear or two. Is she saying two but no more and do you need permission to cry now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SOMEONES KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The new trivago one gets on my tits

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"SOMEONES KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR"

Yep, that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the ones with yoghurt and Nicole Scherzinger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate the ones with yoghurt and Nicole Scherzinger

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I agree they need her advertising it dribbling out of her mouth in a suggestive way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chocolate fingers one.The wee boy pinching the chocolate lying to his mum. My mum would have had a few words about it to me.

But it's alright to let kids steal stuff on TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The new trivago one gets on my tits

This for me too. So bloody annoying!

Holly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The stupid super noodle one with the yelling. Why? Just pissing why???? Grrrr annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The new trivago one gets on my tits

This for me too. So bloody annoying!

Holly"
just been on omg ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The new trivago one gets on my tits

This for me too. So bloody annoying!

Hollyjust been on omg ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The stupid super noodle one with the yelling. Why? Just pissing why???? Grrrr annoying "
is that the new tubs they not nice to eat yuk

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Been a while since I watched tv - is that one with the little girl singing Proud Mary with the shitty CG mouth and too-old voice still going?

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I hate the Oral B one where that irritating woman says "but how do I keep my MOUTH healthy?"

And yes those peoples postcode lottery ones make me want to throw things at the TV, all those absolute genitals of the type who would wear those animal print fleeces dancing down the street singing that song

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

I heart wines. Utter fucking shite.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Bank adverts full stop , and stupid nationwide photo booth knobheads

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Oak Furnitureland went way beyond the limit.

Lloyds bank song was painful

I agree on the others already posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go compare that guy is a pest lol

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

That bastard Peleton on, just grates on my nerves. However, pretty much all adverts do the same lol, especially ones like the Flash advert where they bastardise a great song

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

i win hands down..... This is the one I am hating right now ....

A woman is eating ice cream. Her bloke comes in and the boxer dog is dressed as a footballer in red kit.......

Fucking hell it's trash.

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By *hocolate_HeavenMan
over a year ago

Birmingham and Dubai

BA Advert. Anthony Joshua still hasn’t recovered from Olivia Coleman’s overhead luggage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the Oral B one where that irritating woman says "but how do I keep my MOUTH healthy?"

What about the advert where she says "i didnt even know oral B made a toothpaste"? It just made her look like a complete tool. The scriptwriters should have been sacked for that one

Holly

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"i win hands down..... This is the one I am hating right now ....

A woman is eating ice cream. Her bloke comes in and the boxer dog is dressed as a footballer in red kit.......

Fucking hell it's trash. "

I know ......It looks like something they would make on the Apprentice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the Oral B one where that irritating woman says "but how do I keep my MOUTH healthy?"

This and where she says “I didn’t even know oral b made a toothpaste! Clearly doesn’t go the shops often, it’s been around years!!!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

That annoying radio ad using a child's voice to promote London's useless Ultra Low Emission Zone scam. Every time it comes on I have to change the station.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I'm getting sick of Eastern european meercats too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That nutcase of hes trolley with a ASBO voice ,Go compare advert, Not sure it still comes on the telly adverts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pop up adverts on pornhub

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"The new trivago one gets on my tits

Agreed. The quote initially provided is in Euros, then moments later it's then in Sterling.

Didn't their advertising company know we're British, we don't have the Euro!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The babybell one, has anyone seen how the kid bites the cheese at the end? Makes me want to slap him .

Oh, and the one for the denture fix stuff, woman takes a bite out of the apple at the end but when you look close she takes a huge bite out of it arse first. Who bites an apple arse first ffs?

And don’t get me started on toothpaste ads were they brush their teeth and don’t use any fucking toothpaste.

Low fat ice cream ad were the bloke comes in and the dog is dressed funny, he pulls a face that is taken straight from every Jim Carrey movie. Really makes me want to kick him in the nuts.

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Anything with them feckin meercats!!

I'd have them shot on sight! Bastards!!!

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

G tech......

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By *akboyMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Any one with a fake dentist recommending a toothpaste brand

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By *wsw1londonMan
over a year ago

London

Go Compare......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our auto glass technician will visit you so he can fill your crack with his special resin

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By *terobs6869Man
over a year ago

Llandudno

Any one where they take an existing tune and change the lyrics.

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

All adverts annoy me

But to pick one would need to be the trivago one

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a hotel trivago lol

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

The latest TK Maxx advert with cheesy lyrics, contrived but brief story line and decades old style, means whoever dreamt up this Turkey, should be shot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in love with Trivago girl. The advert that really annoys me is the lad sat on the couch with his girlfriend andche keeps looking at the empty cupboards like some kind of fucktard. In the end she orders him a Mc Donald's, I'd of ordered a hit man and got shut of him.

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

That little twat in the robinsons advert, before and after EVERY advert on that james martin cookery show ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"G tech......

Oh yes. His voice is so boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gladstone brooks. Be glad when the PPI claim deadline comes round. They're so condesending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A letter came for you next door by mistake.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Gladstone brooks. Be glad when the PPI claim deadline comes round. They're so condesending"

They also don't get good reviews either.

What are these PPI companies going to do when the 29th August deadline expires??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gladstone brooks. Be glad when the PPI claim deadline comes round. They're so condesending

They also don't get good reviews either.

What are these PPI companies going to do when the 29th August deadline expires??"
WHAT! the deadlines due and you've done nothing nothing nothing NOTHING

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Gladstone brooks. Be glad when the PPI claim deadline comes round. They're so condesending

They also don't get good reviews either.

What are these PPI companies going to do when the 29th August deadline expires??"

Other compensation chasing ! Investment advice etc, going by local radio ads. awful!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

I remember when adverts where fun can any one remember the castle mine xxxx adverts and the harp adverts my favourite was the Lionel Blair one now it’s all gambling and loan advertising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paddy Powers 'enough of the nonsense': just written by someone without a good sense of humour.. not funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one with the Heavy Metal music advertising a drink

Fucking jar

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Anything with claiming money off bad advise human errors etc, it’s sad to see and an indication as where society is going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old one..."you buy one you get one free I SAID YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE" !

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

The adverts that get me are those radio ads where it takes longer to read out the small print than the actual sales pitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any advert that’s been dubbed or adverts for British products that are blatantly shot in America

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the ones with yoghurt and Nicole Scherzinger

Do you not appreciate fine acting skills?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the ones with yoghurt and Nicole Scherzinger

Do you not appreciate fine acting skills?

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Yes baby yes !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are ya gonna bingo?"

No im ******* not !

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

The B&Q advert with The Connells 74-75 track playing in the background....... Why??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trade Centre Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the ones with yoghurt and Nicole Scherzinger

Do you not appreciate fine acting skills?

I would not tire of punching her in the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with James Corden or Schofield

Fucking annoying pair of cock wombles

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

"For me the nationwide one with that annoying couple talking about sharing sunrises, the volkswagen one with Cara on and the one talking about cancer and the old guy is diagnosed with prostate cancer his dr then says it's okay to shed a tear or two. Is she saying two but no more and do you need permission to cry now?"

Those kids in the nationwide add are fecking morons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peloton

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

All the adverts that can't do the maths; eg. 89% of 137 women agree.

What's missing from that 0.93 of a woman?

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By *igershark666Man
over a year ago

plymouth

Someones knocking at the door, Somebodys ringing the bell, Do me a favour open the door punch em in the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That bloody haribo ad where adults get kids voices drives me freaking nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That bloody haribo ad where adults get kids voices drives me freaking nuts

Oh and the Santander one with Ant and Dec is cringeworthy, haven't that pair got enough cash ????

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Someones knocking at the door, Somebodys ringing the bell, Do me a favour open the door punch em in the face"

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazed noones mentioned the current Go Outdoors advert!

"Whyyy don't you.

Whyyy don't you"

Yeah, why don't you fuck off, ta

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By *oved Up 2Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Have an android box so never see adverts as they're likely to entice me to throw something at the TV lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Go Compare opera singer for sure.....but, now, with added taxi driver going " Faaaantasticcc"...wtf is that about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That 'clear blue' advert where they're sat on the bathroom floor... its dire.. 'here we go'

And nationwide advert with 'joan and flo' id love to put them pair on a sinking boat and send it out to sea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the ones with yoghurt and Nicole Scherzinger

False as owt, was never a big fan of her

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

All adverts annoy me, which is why I dont watch tv and use adblock for youtube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the adverts that can't do the maths; eg. 89% of 137 women agree.

What's missing from that 0.93 of a woman?"

Yes yes yes!! Someone else has spotted this too!! It's been annoying me for years, just haven't found the time to write in and complain about it yet.

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Not sure if it is on mainland tv but the cadburys advert where the mum and chikd do necessity shopping. Chikd runs back into shop and puts a plastic unicorn, 7p and a couple of buttons on counter and asks for bar of chocolate for her mums birthday. Just glamourises child poverty in my eyes, find it so sad.

And the ducker took her unicorn! Off a child, who would do that?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

No one yet mentioned the bladder leak "still feel pretty " advert.

I can feel pretty in crimpolene pants whilst I piss myself

Yes ... I do know they serve a very good purpose as do a lot of things ... but the adverts are beyond annoying

And don't start me off on vaginal dryness!! Or caneston

Do men not suffer from intimate infection or bladder leak?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

None, as I don't watch television

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By *wogoodtobetrueMan
over a year ago

North East

What about those to twin twats.. he’s my data self!! I want to fucking kill them ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did somebody say just eat?

I can't get it out of my head - whenever I think about getting a takeaway I start fuckingbsinging it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Checkatrade one with the incessant fucking whistling.

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By *EBCAMandKNICKERSMan
over a year ago

Bristol

All of them suck, love the mute button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is your hair growing back " .

Been on too many times now .

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

As far as I know they aren't doing these any more, but those M&S advert that went "This isn't just xyz, this is M&S xyz". They were particularly shit and annoying when they were over something perfectly ordinary too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The annoying personality vacuum adverts are back.

Jesus H Christ !

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

The eve mattress advert ...

But because if the advert ... but apparently, and we've checked, you currently can't buy that sloth toy!!!!!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Anything that advertises a product as "new and improved".

No, it's not. It's one or the other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh baby baby then a cat bloody annoying now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them, from now untilforever

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By *ean Claude Van ManMan
over a year ago

Wolvey

Hi, I'm Barry Scott...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one where he says something on the lines of " we're looking at the moonlight".. and she says "and you do"..

that ones annoying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be Paddy McGuiness arguing with his alexia. No idea what it advertises

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I hate the Oral B one where that irritating woman says "but how do I keep my MOUTH healthy?"

“I didn’t know oralb even made a toothhhpaste”

Makes me go all stabby.

That car insurance one when the bloke screams, can’t stand it and I can never mute in time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the Oral B one where that irritating woman says "but how do I keep my MOUTH healthy?"

“I didn’t know oralb even made a toothhhpaste”

Makes me go all stabby.

That car insurance one when the bloke screams, can’t stand it and I can never mute in time."

best phrase today.." makes me go on stabby"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The haribo advert omg kids talking for the adults just no

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

It’s funny how people despise most adverts I’m one of them but I often find that when I look at old adverts on you tube (sad I know) it really makes me feel nostalgic and tbh the 80s and 90s has some brilliant one the j.r Hartley was one of my favourites

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

All perfume adverts

They are utterly pointless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s funny how people despise most adverts I’m one of them but I often find that when I look at old adverts on you tube (sad I know) it really makes me feel nostalgic and tbh the 80s and 90s has some brilliant one the j.r Hartley was one of my favourites

The PG Tips monkeys and also the cadburys Smash martians adverts, at least they kept changing the adverts to keep it fresh

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

It doesn't particularly annoy me, but I find the current c*ke one with the tongue very strange

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By *adyH and GrissomCouple
over a year ago

Llantarnum

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

The PG Tips monkeys and also the cadburys Smash martians adverts, at least they kept changing the adverts to keep it fresh"
yellow pages had some good ones

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I don't like the ones that stereotype women.. FFS no woman should be a homemaker these days..

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By *igtitcouple82Couple
over a year ago

milton keynes

"SOMEONES KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR"

This !!! My son sings it all the time arrgghh

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Anything with a Sarah millican voiceover. Just something about her voice grates on me badly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything with a Sarah millican voiceover. Just something about her voice grates on me badly. "

I'm afraid i agree (as she has lotsa fans)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

every single one///im with bill hicks on this one...if you work in advertising you should kill yourself

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By *lair101TV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdeen, westhill

I never see adverts as I don't own or watch TV. Online, I use Adblock plus and it is a gift from the God's.. Only beaten by a cuppa as the best thing in the whole wide world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a new... existing customer . why can't we all be treated the same...its the horn/alarm thing thats annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never see adverts as I don't own or watch TV. Online, I use Adblock plus and it is a gift from the God's.. Only beaten by a cuppa as the best thing in the whole wide world. "

Same here!! After reading this thread makes me realise no TV is such a good choice

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