FabSwingers.com forum: What is actually something else?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Unsure how to word this post.

What is something else?

For example;

Kangaroos are actually just people in costume.

Peacocks are just Drag Queen chickens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics sent first are meet repellers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are just meat bags held up by bones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hedgehogs are just puncture looking for somewhere to happen

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

You are all just a figment of my imagination

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are all just a figment of my imagination"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ducks are friendly chickens than have learned to swim

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By *heEpicureanMan
over a year ago

Warminster

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake

So what am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geese are angry swimming chicken body builders

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ducks are friendly chickens than have learned to swim"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickles are just cucumbers in vinegar.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Petrol pumps are dinosaur taps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ducks are friendly chickens than have learned to swim"

Geese are ducks from hell... little bastards

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By *heEpicureanMan
over a year ago

Warminster

"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake

So what am I?"

You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ghost hunting programs are people running around in the dark looking surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clits are just micro penis's.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

What is actually something else?

Pepper & Salt

Fork & Knife

Chips & Fish

Custard & Rhubarb

Lime & Lager

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is actually something else?

Pepper & Salt

Fork & Knife

Chips & Fish

Custard & Rhubarb

Lime & Lager

What are they instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows are milky horses

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Wasps are cunts with wings.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Snakes are hissing sticks

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"What is actually something else?

Pepper & Salt

Fork & Knife

Chips & Fish

Custard & Rhubarb

Lime & Lager

What are they instead "

A bit of snap with some condiments, eating utensils, and cold beer to wash it all down with. Job's a good 'un

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snakes are hissing sticks"

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

A giraffe is a horse with smelly feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The universe revolves around me

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Foxes are just Forrest Corgis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The universe revolves around me"

Keep the thread on topic pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The universe revolves around me

Keep the thread on topic pls"
i thought i was oops i dont get it then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The universe revolves around me

Keep the thread on topic plsi thought i was oops i dont get it then

I honestly don’t know how to word it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Keep the thread on topic pls"

Ooooh look, a squirrel

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

fab is just a more honest version of pof

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By *ipvanwinkieMan
over a year ago

out of town!

Snails are just slugs who are making their way up the property ladder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does that make Forrest gump? Cannot think of anything amusing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasps are cunts with wings."

Nah... cunts are lovely. Wasps are jam-stealing buzzyfuckers, begging to die

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Snails are just slugs who are making their way up the property ladder."

We call slugs homeless snails

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Snails are just slugs who are making their way up the property ladder.

We call slugs homeless snails

What did the slug say to the snail?

"Big Issue?"

A double bass is just a pregnant guitar.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Snails are just slugs who are making their way up the property ladder.

We call slugs homeless snails

What did the slug say to the snail?

"Big Issue?"

A double bass is just a pregnant guitar."

I would have said a double bass was grown up cello. Those two extra strings would rule out a direct comparison for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer (if there is one) is a boxing ring.... It's square.

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