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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where is the smelliest place you have been?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The local cheese shop in St Andrews absolutely stinks (obviously). To the point where I hold my breath when I walk past

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Venice.. Though others report it's not always like that.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

One of those Lush stores.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

My ex’s clout. Jesus just thought of it makes me wanna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of those Lush stores."

This was my answer- H

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

When I stuck my head in our shoe box to get my boots out and was confronted by my daughter's trainers

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By *om_n_DianaCouple
over a year ago

Bayview Retirement Home, Derbyshire Dales

"Where is the smelliest place you have been?"

As a retired astronaut, I'd probably have to say Uranus...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sewage treatment works.

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Runcorn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of those Lush stores."

Love a bath bomb but the shop gives me a headache haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ex’s clout. Jesus just thought of it makes me wanna

Oh lordy

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Venice didn’t smell when I went there.

I think a Camembert factory in Normandy is one of the smelliest places I have been.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"One of those Lush stores."
snap makes me feel bad walking past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissy pants customers house did deal in garden in rain cos i wouldnt go in

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Venice didn’t smell when I went there.

I think a Camembert factory in Normandy is one of the smelliest places I have been. "

I’d love the latter. Yummy!!

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"One of those Lush stores."

Agree 100% those places stink x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Festival toilets

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Venice didn’t smell when I went there.

I think a Camembert factory in Normandy is one of the smelliest places I have been.

I’d love the latter. Yummy!!"

It’s only smelly for the first few minutes and after that you get nose blindness. The cheese was delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of those Lush stores."
im glad im not the only one who thinks this

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"One of those Lush stores."

I love that smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell in my bin after disposing a poor dead hedgehog.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

My nan and grandads kitchen where they both used to chain smoke for 40years ???? it smelt vile ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of those Lush stores."

Ditto!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Egypt

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Lush stores should be banned, they pollute the air on the street for 20 yards in every direction.

They give me a headache.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Long drop" toilets on an Army training area.

Why is it called "long drop" I hear you ask?

Cos its just a shed over a deep pit, with a toilet with no bottom, so your poo has a long drop before it lands.

It then festers there for years, along with hundreds of other poo's, until the pit is filled, when they cap it, and move the shed to another pit.

Not to be experienced in high summer...I took to wearing my NBC respirator (gas mask) if I had to go!

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

A building site Chemi Khazi.

Jesus that was the work of the devil!!

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

My sons bedroom

It's like a nuclear battlefield in there

Smells that are yet to be identified!!!

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

A mortuary

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"One of those Lush stores.

I love that smell."

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rotten chicken

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rotten chicken"

Where’s that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rotten chicken"
which I encountered in my job in a supermarket!

I forgot you asked the place

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Luton

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rotten chicken which I encountered in my job in a supermarket!

I forgot you asked the place

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Fortnum and Mason cheese shop (might not of been them but it was a cheese shop) in St James, London.

Or Slough. That place fucking stinks as you go past it on the M4

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

We should contact Lush, with a copy of this thread. Terrible! Coupled with long drop toilets, dead animals etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a coroner's first call removal to a flat where the deceased had been dead for 3 weeks unnoticed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to live near a chicken processing plant - you've never EVER smelt anything like it! Rotten meat smell through out. Eventually, it shut (thank god) and I managed to sell the house and move!!! I didn't want to risk it re-opening.

x Niki

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just remembered Rosyth dockyard, they changed the docks or something and kept catching loads of fish which then died and rotted. It was disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog rolled in a dead fish complete with maggots , worst smell ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lush stores give me a headache

The worst smell though is food factories most have a solo outside with rotting food in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lush stores give me a headache

The worst smell though is food factories most have a solo outside with rotting food in

Silo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohhhhh my pug Draco is ‘too happy!’ about life so doesn’t empty his anal glands when he’s shitting. So sometimes they just explode in my living room

He now has to go to the vets once a month to get them emptied. Worst smell ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My nan and grandads kitchen where they both used to chain smoke for 40years ???? it smelt vile ??"

Oh this! The walls were orange from the nicotine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hottest day of the year a few years back working on track maintenance for the new trams at the Sunderland aircraft museum.... About 16 of us sweaty lads digging stinking mud and lifting some heavy rails into place for 3 weeks... It was horrible....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fox poo on my dog ... OMFG disgusting!!!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

A toll road services in France, I gipped instantly I went in and was still gipping milliseconds later when I got out

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By *exyCouple999Couple
over a year ago

South Bucks

Tough one.... working in an abattoir was bad. Factory toilets in China (about 1995) were the worst though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago had a Staffie that used to adore finding the biggest, freshest pile of Horse shit he could find and then decide roll in it

. Not the best smell in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Venice.. Though others report it's not always like that. "

I have been Venice many times and it's never smelt.

When i was a child my mum used to park (for free) outside a factory that did something to cow skins, the smell was awful

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Fox poo on my dog ... OMFG disgusting!!!"

Why do dogs seem to like rolling in this?

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By *exyCouple999Couple
over a year ago

South Bucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dry toilet frozen over on Mt Everest was absolutely disgusting..... and worse when there was a flush one across the road that i saw 15 seconds later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a serious post ? I need to know before putting a silly comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fox poo on my dog ... OMFG disgusting!!!

Why do dogs seem to like rolling in this?"

So they can cover themselves, they won’t get hunted if they don’t smell like themselves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this a serious post ? I need to know before putting a silly comment "

You do you babe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a serious post ? I need to know before putting a silly comment

You do you babe x"

Xoxo

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"One of those Lush stores."

I agree.

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

Dankhar, OMG smells of hot rotting food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slurry season on my grans farm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A house I have to deliver to has a porch like a plastic lean-to and the whole family keep their stinking trainers and shoes in there, I have to hold my breath especially in the summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Widnes when the granox is on form

Has to be smelt to be belived

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"Where is the smelliest place you have been?"

For a few months in the mid 80's, when there was steel making there, I lived in Redcar. When the wind was in the tight direction' there was no escape from the smell of bad eggs.

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By *umbria rodMan
over a year ago

barrow in furness

3 am toilets in cafe benidorm bork

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I worked in a plastic recycling factory in Skelmersdale, they would buy in nappies from Germany and turn in into crumbled plastic. Occasionally you got a nappy that wasn't washed out properly, the operative used to throw up into the crumble and carry on.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Is this a serious post ? I need to know before putting a silly comment

You do you babe x"

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Tough one.... working in an abattoir was bad. Factory toilets in China (about 1995) were the worst though."

I was in China circa ‘95 and can attest that toilets in some of the places were pretty grim

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

There used to be a rendering factory just outside of Market Harborough that stank to high heaven in Summer.... all those knackered horses being recycled

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"On a coroner's first call removal to a flat where the deceased had been dead for 3 weeks unnoticed x"

Not having experienced this, I cant be sure....however instinct tells me we have a winner here!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

hmmm tricky one. It was in Honduras, aftermath of a hurricane, the heat was oppressive and the mortuaries were full to capacity......

.... well you did ask

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Apart from Lush, my dad used to have a deli and ordered a massive wheel of Stinking Bishop cheese. It was a very long shop so he kept it in a sealed tub in the very back and you could still smell it.

Or I once cuddled a cat that had killed a possum and kept going back to it for days. So dead possum in summer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had the misfortune to encounter a few filthy smelly houses over the years working as a television engineer,most recently a lady who I've shagged a couple of times at my place. Had no idea her place stank of sweaty dog,stale cigarette smoke & general filth until she wanted me to look at her bedroom television.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Rotorua. Worth it but

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Rotorua. Worth it but

Funny you should mention ol' Rotty, was talking about it earlier. I didn't mind the stink, wouldn't want to wash my clothes there though.

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By *unonly10Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Glastonbury festival by the long drops on a hot day no smell like it apart from the ganjies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our last house had a shared drain one summer it blocked me and my neighbour had to rod it to clear now that’s a smell I won’t forget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going past any fish mongers have to hold my breath x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Derby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one I'll never forget was a guy lived over the way from me and passed away in the bath, the body was in there for 2 weeks till it was found. Horrendous smell poor guy his family rarely visited

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By *verage JosephMan
over a year ago

Grays & London

Iron lung toilets in London!!!.. Any black cabbie will totally agree

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

In an operating theatre when they use the diathermy machine ... the smell of human skin burning never leaves you!

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"Luton"
I concur

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By *verage JosephMan
over a year ago

Grays & London

"In an operating theatre when they use the diathermy machine ... the smell of human skin burning never leaves you!"

mmm that bacon smell.. I remember the 1st burnt flesh I smelt

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By *hatterley64Couple
over a year ago

Hertford

The laser eye clinic from the smell of lasered eyeballs!!

Or the potato cupboard containing rotten potato. Truly the most vile of smells

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By *he Devil rides outMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"One of those Lush stores."

Couldn't agree more

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Where I live there's an abitour and often they don't dispose of their waste correctly and it makes everywhere within the radius smell! So probably there. Or long drop toilets at download festival

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liverpool docks!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Anfield

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

The first time I went to Zante I rode a quad bike from Argassi to Laganas with the then girlfriend and was absolutely busting for a slash on arrival, so with nowhere else to go in a hurry I nipped into a derelict overgrown house to relieve myself. Upon entering it turned out that the "looky looky" men were using it as a squat and there was human shit surrounded by used toilet roll everywhere. It was 52°c that day and the smell was absolutely horrendous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anfield

A dead 'Silva' Rat ... see what I did there

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"One of those Lush stores.

Couldn't agree more"

Agree too. It's often so overpowering!

How do their staff cope?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only toilet stop on an 11hr "express bus" route from Maputo to Inhambane, Mozambique.

Sweating and gagging just thinking about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a summer holiday job in a sausage and meat pie factory, first thing in a morning wow it was awfully smelly

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Mid June when the farmers fertilize the fields with 'biomass'.

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By *llenGTWoman
over a year ago

East/West Mids

Not only the smelliest, courtesy of lots of air fresheners... I went into a ladies (allegedly) toilet, that was so gross, something, was swimming in the pan.... #bladdercontrol

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Sewer museum in Paris.

It was free...

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

"Rotorua. Worth it but

Funny you should mention ol' Rotty, was talking about it earlier. I didn't mind the stink, wouldn't want to wash my clothes there though."

Booked here for 3 nights, checked out after 1 - uhh

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

My first ever job was cleaning public toilets

Its been 12 years and Im sure I can still smell them xx

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The smell of Subway sandwich shops makes me want to vom. Horrible.

Close call with a dead rat under floorboards...

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

The cargil grain depot in liverpool docks, smells like arse and rats the size of whippets!

Delightful

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