FabSwingers.com forum: These lying wives are really inconsiderate!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That is the old ones who come up with these "tales" that have conflicted later logical knowledge and cause nothing but grief?

My example; at work a newbie who also suffers from being a bit of a fucktard (we all have to work with these specimens, it's a fact of life as sure as night follows day) that I was carrying several sharp edged heavy panels with decided the best way to set them down would be to drop them from waist height. Result; they leap up, back and out of my hands uncontrollably, come flying back down and rip part of my right calf away with them (not the end of the world, only skin and a bit of tissue which then decorated the floor and after the initial urge to punch said numbskull's head clean off his shoulders passed, I was able to get myself to the edge of the floor, cover it, strap it up and hobble through the rest of my working day and the day after.

So all well and good (ish) However some old wife somewhere came up with the utter bullshit that "aside from covering at work for fear of getting infected etc" any gouge of tissue should be left open to the elements "to breathe and help recovery" which every lad on site knew apparently.

Were it not for getting to P's last night and for my darling to exhaustively research the subject in depth in readiness, I'd have carried on with this at best Charlatan's method of treatment. When in fact the complete opposite is true (keep it covered as moist tissue repairs more quickly) And I need it to hurry up and mend as I have a gruelling 16 days work in Belgium starting in 3 days time!

So I guess this post is first to blow yet more smoke up my amazing OHs arse (appropriate as I find her arse amazing all by itself anyway) for her dilligence, and to secondly lambasting this old poorly knowledged group of clicking hens that come up with this complete hogwash! Where do they get off on this nonsense?

Rant (and side serving of praise!) over.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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Thanks for that . And I agree .

P,s arse is amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why thank you my friend, agreement can only be a good thing!

And in addition, these hoodwinking hens don't only just click amongst themselves, they cluck too...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I replied on the first thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Indeed you did, you loveable imparter of biting humour and sage wisdom with equal aplomb! The reason for there being 2 threads was that I anally regarded hens that clicked as being far too ridiculous an image so backpaged, corrected and had two threads as a result...

But it looks like this has been adopted as the proper one. So for the benefit of those who may miss your little nugget of opinion as the other thread gradually fades into the other of time I shall copy and paste it below;

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In answer to the original post, G-Crumps posted;

"Oh dear.

A fucktard is a fucktard is a fucktard."

And never a true word were spoken, as the slack-jawed cockwomble in question certainly warrants his status as a platinum card-carrying fucktard highlighted 3 times as a bare minimum.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

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"In answer to the original post, G-Crumps posted;

"Oh dear.

A fucktard is a fucktard is a fucktard."

And never a true word were spoken, as the slack-jawed cockwomble in question certainly warrants his status as a platinum card-carrying fucktard highlighted 3 times as a bare minimum.

Cough..... I didn't mean 'him' .....not the poor young newbie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In answer to the original post, G-Crumps posted;

"Oh dear.

A fucktard is a fucktard is a fucktard."

And never a true word were spoken, as the slack-jawed cockwomble in question certainly warrants his status as a platinum card-carrying fucktard highlighted 3 times as a bare minimum.

Cough..... I didn't mean 'him' .....not the poor young newbie. "

His being a newbie with only two weeks experience is the one possibly mitigating circumstance.

Viewing of age is all relative, but he's not some kind of 19 year old who could be forgiven for trying to jam an audio cassette still in it's case into an old tape recorder with an "Oh bless..."

He is 31. And as such should have garnered some knowledge of momentum and cause and effect by now that suggests merely dropping a sharp edged 60kg stack of components that your colleague is still holding with his back to you, unannounced, a good 3 feet to the floor may result in all kinds of ill shit? Apparently not.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

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Oh i'd have killed him. It was stupid.

I meant the colleagues who gave you advice x

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Did you report this as an accident?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh i'd have killed him. It was stupid.

I meant the colleagues who gave you advice x "

Yes, they're not completely immune. But they should be treated by merely a withering look of disdain, perhaps with a word or two of rebuke for spreading misinformed bullshit.

Whereas the original fucktard should be put through an industrial mincer that he may be fed to the residents of a pig farm somewhere or other. In this way he may actually prove to be of more use than an ashtray on a motorcycle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nurse maid P here, for all your research, old wife dispelling and looking-aftery needs.

Tea or coffee dear?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"Nurse maid P here, for all your research, old wife dispelling and looking-aftery needs.

Tea or coffee dear?

P"
I've been suitably cheered up by Bs rather amusing anecdotes , but thanks P xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nurse maid P here, for all your research, old wife dispelling and looking-aftery needs.

Tea or coffee dear?

Coffee please. It washes down these dark cherry chocolate cookies (which are good for newly fucked legs) ever so well...

Oh, and I have a rather large swelling in the groin area that may be a side-effect of the original injury? It may also be a side-effect of my finding your current nurse's role quite thought-provoking, who knows?

But we can't take any more chances, so this needs dealing with as a priority I believe...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nurse maid P here, for all your research, old wife dispelling and looking-aftery needs.

Tea or coffee dear?

P I've been suitably cheered up by Bs rather amusing anecdotes , but thanks P xx"

Ohhhh that's how it is eh? Thought I was your favourite but how the tides have turned you traitor. There's a gate for you in London.

I'm gonna leave a banananannanana skin right outside your office and give your boss extra noisy food to eat.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Nurse maid P here, for all your research, old wife dispelling and looking-aftery needs.

Tea or coffee dear?

P I've been suitably cheered up by Bs rather amusing anecdotes , but thanks P xx

Ohhhh that's how it is eh? Thought I was your favourite but how the tides have turned you traitor. There's a gate for you in London.

I'm gonna leave a banananannanana skin right outside your office and give your boss extra noisy food to eat.

P"
Haha you nutter . Hubby does have an almost Shakespearian quality to his utterings .

I loves ya too P x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nurse maid P here, for all your research, old wife dispelling and looking-aftery needs.

Tea or coffee dear?

P I've been suitably cheered up by Bs rather amusing anecdotes , but thanks P xx

Ohhhh that's how it is eh? Thought I was your favourite but how the tides have turned you traitor. There's a gate for you in London.

I'm gonna leave a banananannanana skin right outside your office and give your boss extra noisy food to eat.

P Haha you nutter . Hubby does have an almost Shakespearian quality to his utterings .

I loves ya too P x

He does. I likes it.

Makes my fanjo slippy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Nurse maid P here, for all your research, old wife dispelling and looking-aftery needs.

Tea or coffee dear?

P I've been suitably cheered up by Bs rather amusing anecdotes , but thanks P xx

Ohhhh that's how it is eh? Thought I was your favourite but how the tides have turned you traitor. There's a gate for you in London.

I'm gonna leave a banananannanana skin right outside your office and give your boss extra noisy food to eat.

P Haha you nutter . Hubby does have an almost Shakespearian quality to his utterings .

I loves ya too P x

He does. I likes it.

Makes my fanjo slippy

P"
You two should write a novel together

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Hope you heal soon op.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nurse maid P here, for all your research, old wife dispelling and looking-aftery needs.

Tea or coffee dear?

P I've been suitably cheered up by Bs rather amusing anecdotes , but thanks P xx

Ohhhh that's how it is eh? Thought I was your favourite but how the tides have turned you traitor. There's a gate for you in London.

I'm gonna leave a banananannanana skin right outside your office and give your boss extra noisy food to eat.

P Haha you nutter . Hubby does have an almost Shakespearian quality to his utterings .

I loves ya too P x

He does. I likes it.

Makes my fanjo slippy

P You two should write a novel together

I've already stolen one porcupine from the zoo so he has a constant supply of quills

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wish there was a multi-reply to quote function! Though may prove tricky...

In any case a literary gem written by the pair of us would only work as a definite story from two opinions as our styles are a little different to say the least!

"Hope you heal soon op.

Thanks guys, so do I, inconvenience aside I stand to miss out on the best part of 3 thousand if I'm not recovered enough to work in Antwerp?

And it is an inconvenience, this evening for example we're attending the Birmingham social and I'm already considering things I wouldn't have gave a rat's buttocks about a few days ago such as if the place has many stairs etc?

I don't suppose any attendees are Doctor Who enthusiasts to the extent that they have a fully functioning half dalek knocking about the garage? As my rolling around the place like a modern day Davros would at least add a comedy touch to proceedings if nothing else?

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