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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

PA required to assist a top performing Commercial Director within the high end private sector

A very generous package is on offer to the successful candidate (and a decent salary also!)

Interviews to be held spanning the UK's major cities over the coming couple of months.

Tell me;

What qualities would you bring to the role? Why do you want this job? and, why should I hire YOU?...

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Bromley

I assume the director is female?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m very good at sharpening pencils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does someone already have this job ?

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

I'd be your CEO, never your PA

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Would I have to wear short skirts and high heels?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Does someone already have this job ? "

Yes, I am adopting a succession planning approach

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Would I have to wear short skirts and high heels? "

You'd look good in them

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

So its basically answering the phone then ??

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Would I have to wear short skirts and high heels? "

You've clearly seen my dress code policy already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does someone already have this job ?

Yes, I am adopting a succession planning approach "

I bet

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Tell me what date you are up this way and I will check my diary to see if I have time to interview you

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Would I have to wear short skirts and high heels?

You've clearly seen my dress code policy already!"

In that case is there a wardrobe allowance as I am all out of the requisite attire at the moment?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"So its basically answering the phone then ??

Much more than that;

My travel - train / plane - and hotel accommodation arrangements, as well as diary management, forms part of the duties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So its basically answering the phone then ??

Much more than that;

My travel - train / plane - and hotel accommodation arrangements, as well as diary management, forms part of the duties "

I take it ... this is your dream world

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Tell me what date you are up this way and I will check my diary to see if I have time to interview you

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Would I have to wear short skirts and high heels?

You'd look good in them

My legs are pretty good, apparently

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"So its basically answering the phone then ??

Much more than that;

My travel - train / plane - and hotel accommodation arrangements, as well as diary management, forms part of the duties

I take it ... this is your dream world

So you want an interview - is that what you're saying?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So its basically answering the phone then ??

Much more than that;

My travel - train / plane - and hotel accommodation arrangements, as well as diary management, forms part of the duties

I take it ... this is your dream world

So you want an interview - is that what you're saying?!"

I’ll pass thanks

I’ve never liked being on a ‘list’

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I'd be your CEO, never your PA

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"So its basically answering the phone then ??

Much more than that;

My travel - train / plane - and hotel accommodation arrangements, as well as diary management, forms part of the duties "

Couldnt you just save cash and do that yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a rubbish PA but can suck cock like it contains immortality juice

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Stevenage

Some have no limits they will reach to hahaha..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I have unparalleled soft skills.

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I have unparalleled soft skills.

and if you can go down on the ups...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I have unparalleled soft skills.

and if you can go down on the ups..."

No, no, I am up on the downs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bring chaos, and new business opportunities to your company, as my travel plans will inevitably land you in the wrong place meeting new contacts who were not expecting you.

I never work weekends, or Mondays, also Fridays are suspect.

I will require 9 months leave per year, plus possibly a few days off which I will tell you about after.

When do I start?

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Can i put my legs on the desk and suck on the end of a pencil whilst peering over my glasses at you? Then a dirty laugh when you ask me to take dictation?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Can i put my legs on the desk and suck on the end of a pencil whilst peering over my glasses at you? Then a dirty laugh when you ask me to take dictation?"

You've secured yourself an interview!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"So its basically answering the phone then ??

Much more than that;

My travel - train / plane - and hotel accommodation arrangements, as well as diary management, forms part of the duties "

Does that include fuck diary and organising your wife's life.

Discreet and all that..wink wink

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"Can i put my legs on the desk and suck on the end of a pencil whilst peering over my glasses at you? Then a dirty laugh when you ask me to take dictation?

You've secured yourself an interview!"

I should hope so! That's my current job btw

Well without as much naughtiness sadly

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Can i put my legs on the desk and suck on the end of a pencil whilst peering over my glasses at you? Then a dirty laugh when you ask me to take dictation?

You've secured yourself an interview!

I should hope so! That's my current job btw

Well without as much naughtiness sadly"

Great pics lady

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"Can i put my legs on the desk and suck on the end of a pencil whilst peering over my glasses at you? Then a dirty laugh when you ask me to take dictation?

You've secured yourself an interview!

I should hope so! That's my current job btw

Well without as much naughtiness sadly

Great pics lady

Why thank you very much x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PA required to assist a top performing Commercial Director within the high end private sector

A very generous package is on offer to the successful candidate (and a decent salary also!)

Interviews to be held spanning the UK's major cities over the coming couple of months.

Tell me;

What qualities would you bring to the role? Why do you want this job? and, why should I hire YOU?..."

You know I was your perfect right hand woman for years

However I’ll gladly step aside and let someone else have a go x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So its basically answering the phone then ??

Much more than that;

My travel - train / plane - and hotel accommodation arrangements, as well as diary management, forms part of the duties

Does that include fuck diary and organising your wife's life.

Discreet and all that..wink wink

Ouch, that’s a burn.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I quit this job...... too needy and not enough money

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I quit this job...... too needy and not enough money

Thank you for sharpening my pencil so splendidly!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I quit this job...... too needy and not enough money

Thank you for sharpening my pencil so splendidly!

Thanks for the promotion of vetting officer.

Pension, weekly allowance, never ending creed supply and a new LV every month.

Oh and I’ll make sure the pencil sharpening standards stay at the standard I left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I quit this job...... too needy and not enough money

Thank you for sharpening my pencil so splendidly!

Thanks for the promotion of vetting officer.

Pension, weekly allowance, never ending creed supply and a new LV every month.

Oh and I’ll make sure the pencil sharpening standards stay at the standard I left

No one uses pencils anymore, it's all digital now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one uses pencils anymore, it's all digital now"

You are so wrong. I know my CV above was excellent, but stood no chance against feet on desk suggestive over glasses peering and pencil sucking competition.

But had she been chomping on a keyboard instead the job would have been mine!

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