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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As we all know from previous threads, (mainly ones I started) women are the only ones that can make demands on here. Some are frankly bizarre, I saw one where she said no men called Gary or Nigel, no matter how hot you are, to be fair to her though I’ve never seen a hot Gary or Nigel, but who knows they could be about. Any who I digress, what are some of the weirdest/ funniest demands you’ve seen on here and why do women use caps locks when they make them ?

All this and more on a thread that will probably make double figure comments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is getting old now...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is getting old now... "

You don’t say that about, marry, avoid, fuck threads!

Kind regards x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did see one where they wanted a key word insured into the subject to prove you'd read it. The profile was three lines long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is getting old now...

You don’t say that about, marry, avoid, fuck threads!

Kind regards x"

Actually, I do....was saying just the other day that people need to let things die around here....

Seems you're just trying to get a rise out of people with these threads...it gets boring.

That of course, is just my opinion.

Others will humour you, I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a hot bloke called Nigel...x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did see one where they wanted a key word insured into the subject to prove you'd read it. The profile was three lines long "

I’d just copy and paste there profile and send it back hoping one of the words covered it!

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Came across one profile and stated on said profile she only wanted 'the best of the best'

You can be someone's best of the best and another your their worst of the worst.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is getting old now...

You don’t say that about, marry, avoid, fuck threads!

Kind regards x

Actually, I do....was saying just the other day that people need to let things die around here....

Seems you're just trying to get a rise out of people with these threads...it gets boring.

That of course, is just my opinion.

Others will humour you, I'm sure "

You know what to do, start your own fascinating threads that get to the heart of the human condition, or maybe go on someone else’s and moan about there thread, I know which one you’ll find easier.

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By *adylydfordWoman
over a year ago

altinkum

My profile is over demandy, but actually its worked and im getting a lot less messages now. The messages i now tend to get are those that can be bothered to make the effort.. and the illiterates.. Quite easy to sort wheat from Chaff there! So yeh. I dont apologise for my demanding essay. Getting less messages because of it stopped me from leaving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As we all know from previous threads, (mainly ones I started) women are the only ones that can make demands on here. Some are frankly bizarre, I saw one where she said no men called Gary or Nigel, no matter how hot you are, to be fair to her though I’ve never seen a hot Gary or Nigel, but who knows they could be about. Any who I digress, what are some of the weirdest/ funniest demands you’ve seen on here and why do women use caps locks when they make them ?

All this and more on a thread that will probably make double figure comments. "

I shall put your theory to the test and prove you wrong by altering my profile to read "only young fit sexy lingerie wearing nymphomaniacs lesbians who can accommodate need get in touch as all else will be deleted and blocked!"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm 51 I'm allowed to be demanding.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I did see one where they wanted a key word insured into the subject to prove you'd read it. The profile was three lines long "

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"This is getting old now... "

Is old another word for tedious?

Seems the OP loves to whinge ,

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"This is getting old now...

Is old another word for tedious?

Seems the OP loves to whinge ,"

Nothing wrong with that we all have a whinge at time's.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Perhaps this is where I'm going wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that demand a bottle, be brought always make my back teeth hurt and pull this face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is getting old now...

You don’t say that about, marry, avoid, fuck threads!

Kind regards x"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is getting old now...

Is old another word for tedious?

Seems the OP loves to whinge ,"

Classic, you’re the gift that keeps on giving, still taking this site waaaaaaaaaay too seriously.

Tedious means asking people if they went to the gym, then replying yes I went to the gym, I did my legs what did you do, oh I did my upper body. Fascinating stuff, same again, yes okay ?! Etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be totally honest I think I’d struggle with a Keith

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"This is getting old now...

Is old another word for tedious?

Seems the OP loves to whinge ,

Classic, you’re the gift that keeps on giving, still taking this site waaaaaaaaaay too seriously.

Tedious means asking people if they went to the gym, then replying yes I went to the gym, I did my legs what did you do, oh I did my upper body. Fascinating stuff, same again, yes okay ?! Etc etc "

Aw ,seriously, you're biting the last thing I do is take ANYTHING seriously. Cant you handle a lil ribbing in your very own style lol lighten up bruuuuuuuuu xxxx

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I have often thought of listing my demands but guys rarely read profiles anyway so there's no point. Plus I'd probably get a lot of abuse from all the Wayne's on here. I ain't got the patience for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old one I saw was they liked stocky, Chubby and large men she doesn't mind and had "don't judge a book by its cover" but further down .. no fat, chubby or overweight men fit only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also me personally I don't want to go out with anyone else called Bethany .... Again.

Most the girls I've been with previously have been called that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I completely disagree that women are the only people on here who can make demands. Demands are actually just preferences anyway, and I see what you're driving at, but we all have them in truth.

There are numerous categories of people on here that I will/won't meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have often thought of listing my demands but guys rarely read profiles anyway so there's no point. Plus I'd probably get a lot of abuse from all the Wayne's on here. I ain't got the patience for that!

"

All those Wayne’s will be heart broken!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I don't do Dave's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary & Nigel is more of a 'type' than the literal name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know a hot bloke called Nigel...x"

Lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As we all know from previous threads, (mainly ones I started) women are the only ones that can make demands on here. Some are frankly bizarre, I saw one where she said no men called Gary or Nigel, no matter how hot you are, to be fair to her though I’ve never seen a hot Gary or Nigel, but who knows they could be about. Any who I digress, what are some of the weirdest/ funniest demands you’ve seen on here and why do women use caps locks when they make them ?

All this and more on a thread that will probably make double figure comments. "

You leave my Gary out of it, and Keith for that matter. They are lovely people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't do Dave's "

I used to be married to a ‘dave’ he’s still one of my favourite humans on this planet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is getting old now...

Is old another word for tedious?

Seems the OP loves to whinge ,"

He does, in a tongue in cheek way.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I don't do Dave's

I used to be married to a ‘dave’ he’s still one of my favourite humans on this planet. "

Married one got engaged to 3 lol. My ex hubby is my best friend still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't do Dave's

I used to be married to a ‘dave’ he’s still one of my favourite humans on this planet.

Married one got engaged to 3 lol. My ex hubby is my best friend still "

Mine is too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exceptional males only is a good one

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"As we all know from previous threads, (mainly ones I started) women are the only ones that can make demands on here. Some are frankly bizarre, I saw one where she said no men called Gary or Nigel, no matter how hot you are, to be fair to her though I’ve never seen a hot Gary or Nigel, but who knows they could be about. Any who I digress, what are some of the weirdest/ funniest demands you’ve seen on here and why do women use caps locks when they make them ?

All this and more on a thread that will probably make double figure comments. "

It’s getting old because you are starting to act like a needy child .... forever needs picking up and reassuring ...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm not demanding...just fussy

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By *adylydfordWoman
over a year ago

altinkum


"I don't do Dave's "

My eyelashes are nicknamed dave... they are quite famous in my town.. yus im sad! Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those profiles are annoying and a huge turnoff.

Mainly

Because they look for over 6ft athletic Olympic gold medal winners

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"I know a hot bloke called Nigel...x"

Are you making plans for him...?

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"My profile is over demandy, but actually its worked and im getting a lot less messages now. The messages i now tend to get are those that can be bothered to make the effort.. and the illiterates.. Quite easy to sort wheat from Chaff there! So yeh. I dont apologise for my demanding essay. Getting less messages because of it stopped me from leaving! "

Fewer.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont care as long as my balls get taken care of by a girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know a hot bloke called Nigel...x

Are you making plans for him...? "

XTC did that already whilst senes working overtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile is over demandy, but actually its worked and im getting a lot less messages now. The messages i now tend to get are those that can be bothered to make the effort.. and the illiterates.. Quite easy to sort wheat from Chaff there! So yeh. I dont apologise for my demanding essay. Getting less messages because of it stopped me from leaving!

Fewer..... "

Next flight to Scotland

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"My profile is over demandy, but actually its worked and im getting a lot less messages now. The messages i now tend to get are those that can be bothered to make the effort.. and the illiterates.. Quite easy to sort wheat from Chaff there! So yeh. I dont apologise for my demanding essay. Getting less messages because of it stopped me from leaving!

Fewer.....

Next flight to Scotland "

My grammar is sexy hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile is over demandy, but actually its worked and im getting a lot less messages now. The messages i now tend to get are those that can be bothered to make the effort.. and the illiterates.. Quite easy to sort wheat from Chaff there! So yeh. I dont apologise for my demanding essay. Getting less messages because of it stopped me from leaving!

Fewer.....

Next flight to Scotland

My grammar is sexy hey"

No just you and that accent I imagine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is getting old now...

Is old another word for tedious?

Seems the OP loves to whinge ,

Classic, you’re the gift that keeps on giving, still taking this site waaaaaaaaaay too seriously.

Tedious means asking people if they went to the gym, then replying yes I went to the gym, I did my legs what did you do, oh I did my upper body. Fascinating stuff, same again, yes okay ?! Etc etc

Aw ,seriously, you're biting the last thing I do is take ANYTHING seriously. Cant you handle a lil ribbing in your very own style lol lighten up bruuuuuuuuu xxxx "

I am sensing some sexual tension with you two

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"My profile is over demandy, but actually its worked and im getting a lot less messages now. The messages i now tend to get are those that can be bothered to make the effort.. and the illiterates.. Quite easy to sort wheat from Chaff there! So yeh. I dont apologise for my demanding essay. Getting less messages because of it stopped me from leaving!

Fewer.....

Next flight to Scotland

My grammar is sexy hey

No just you and that accent I imagine lol "

Damn it, my grammar IS sexy!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"I'm not demanding...just fussy "

Bugger

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Sod this, I'm going to the gym.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile is over demandy, but actually its worked and im getting a lot less messages now. The messages i now tend to get are those that can be bothered to make the effort.. and the illiterates.. Quite easy to sort wheat from Chaff there! So yeh. I dont apologise for my demanding essay. Getting less messages because of it stopped me from leaving!

Fewer.....

Next flight to Scotland

My grammar is sexy hey

No just you and that accent I imagine lol

Damn it, my grammar IS sexy! "

Actually it is SEEEXXXXXYYYYYYY

I’m Irish so playing hard to get haha

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Men are free to make demands - some of them even try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men are free to make demands - some of them even try"

Works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the ones that say something like "No Snow No Show bring some snow or no meet",Bit of a hard task bringing some snow round at this time of the year,More chance of bringing some rain in a bucket to bring round then snow for the show.

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