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"Saturn 5 space rocket " Take you to the moon and back :l | |||
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"You can have a life size toy doll of me to do as you wish, fully functioning with loaded up automatic responses for your amusement haha " Wash up for me please | |||
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"Showered and dressed up in outfit of your choice lol " Bugdie smugglers | |||
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"A train chooo chooooooo" Woo woo is it a steam one | |||
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"Showered and dressed up in outfit of your choice lol Bugdie smugglers " Colour ? Haha | |||
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"Showered and dressed up in outfit of your choice lol Bugdie smugglers Colour ? Haha " Something that glows in the dark | |||
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"You can have a life size toy doll of me to do as you wish, fully functioning with loaded up automatic responses for your amusement haha " Mmmmmm papi | |||
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"I'd be a furby, we look and sound alike. " So true. Would be ace. Sleep | |||
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"I’d be tigger because you know the wonderful thing about tigger " Bouncy | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date " Can I move your eyes feo m side to side at the back of your head | |||
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"I have a cuddly figure so I will be your cuddliest teddy bear to give you hugs when you want them " Aw lovely. I'm dry humping it at the moment | |||
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"Lego because it always gets played with " Skyscrapers just got to love Lego | |||
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"Lego because it always gets played with Skyscrapers just got to love Lego " I agree they do | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Ken might object to you taking out his missus! " I'd feck ken too. 3sum | |||
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"Lego because it always gets played with Skyscrapers just got to love Lego I agree they do " My kinda toy | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Ken might object to you taking out his missus! " As the old joke goes she fakes it with ken | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Can I move your eyes feo m side to side at the back of your head " I’m sure you could with some manipulation | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Ken might object to you taking out his missus! As the old joke goes she fakes it with ken " I've never faked it | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Can I move your eyes feo m side to side at the back of your head I’m sure you could with some manipulation" You have a knob on the back of your head then | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Can I move your eyes feo m side to side at the back of your head I’m sure you could with some manipulation You have a knob on the back of your head then " Oh the possibilities | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Can I move your eyes feo m side to side at the back of your head I’m sure you could with some manipulation You have a knob on the back of your head then Oh the possibilities " Yea 2 knobs | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Ken might object to you taking out his missus! As the old joke goes she fakes it with ken I've never faked it " I meant barbie but thanks for the info | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Ken might object to you taking out his missus! As the old joke goes she fakes it with ken I've never faked it I meant barbie but thanks for the info " Barbie is plastic | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Can I move your eyes feo m side to side at the back of your head I’m sure you could with some manipulation You have a knob on the back of your head then " Only when some hits me with something heavy | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Can I move your eyes feo m side to side at the back of your head I’m sure you could with some manipulation You have a knob on the back of your head then Oh the possibilities Yea 2 knobs " Been called lots of things here but never a Knob | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Ken might object to you taking out his missus! As the old joke goes she fakes it with ken I've never faked it I meant barbie but thanks for the info Barbie is plastic " I think there’s a start of a philosophical debate here | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Can I move your eyes feo m side to side at the back of your head I’m sure you could with some manipulation You have a knob on the back of your head then Only when some hits me with something heavy " Got weird this. Someone smacking you in back off head with a heavy knob | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Can I move your eyes feo m side to side at the back of your head I’m sure you could with some manipulation You have a knob on the back of your head then Oh the possibilities Yea 2 knobs Been called lots of things here but never a Knob " You are Irish | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Ken might object to you taking out his missus! As the old joke goes she fakes it with ken I've never faked it I meant barbie but thanks for the info Barbie is plastic I think there’s a start of a philosophical debate here " Feck off lol I've had vodka. 2 word sentences as much as you get tonight | |||
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"A stick" I'll beat you with it. Great imagination | |||
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"Rambo Assault Chopper " Not were talking. A chopper | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Can I move your eyes feo m side to side at the back of your head I’m sure you could with some manipulation You have a knob on the back of your head then Only when some hits me with something heavy Got weird this. Someone smacking you in back off head with a heavy knob " I could explain but it’s probably best to leave it now | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Ken might object to you taking out his missus! As the old joke goes she fakes it with ken I've never faked it I meant barbie but thanks for the info Barbie is plastic I think there’s a start of a philosophical debate here Feck off lol I've had vodka. 2 word sentences as much as you get tonight " We will save that for another time maybe I should think of another toy instead | |||
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"Norman!! " Aw Norman lost and found. My hero | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Can I move your eyes feo m side to side at the back of your head I’m sure you could with some manipulation You have a knob on the back of your head then Only when some hits me with something heavy Got weird this. Someone smacking you in back off head with a heavy knob I could explain but it’s probably best to leave it now " Give it a go if you can | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Ken might object to you taking out his missus! As the old joke goes she fakes it with ken I've never faked it I meant barbie but thanks for the info Barbie is plastic I think there’s a start of a philosophical debate here Feck off lol I've had vodka. 2 word sentences as much as you get tonight We will save that for another time maybe I should think of another toy instead " Go on then | |||
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"I’d be that 18” fist and arm dildo you’ve always wanted " Actually giggling here. We talked about this and you promised me you'd never mention it. Disowned now | |||
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"A stick I'll beat you with it. Great imagination " Its a magic wand in the right hands | |||
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"A stick I'll beat you with it. Great imagination Its a magic wand in the right hands " Izzy wizzy let's get busy | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Can I move your eyes feo m side to side at the back of your head I’m sure you could with some manipulation You have a knob on the back of your head then Only when some hits me with something heavy Got weird this. Someone smacking you in back off head with a heavy knob I could explain but it’s probably best to leave it now Give it a go if you can " When you get a bump to the head and it swells it forms a lump which can called a knot or knob so if I was hit by something heavy (not a penis ) that would be one reason I might have a nob on the back of my head | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Ken might object to you taking out his missus! As the old joke goes she fakes it with ken I've never faked it I meant barbie but thanks for the info Barbie is plastic I think there’s a start of a philosophical debate here Feck off lol I've had vodka. 2 word sentences as much as you get tonight We will save that for another time maybe I should think of another toy instead Go on then " I could be a rocking horse | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Can I move your eyes feo m side to side at the back of your head I’m sure you could with some manipulation You have a knob on the back of your head then Only when some hits me with something heavy Got weird this. Someone smacking you in back off head with a heavy knob I could explain but it’s probably best to leave it now Give it a go if you can When you get a bump to the head and it swells it forms a lump which can called a knot or knob so if I was hit by something heavy (not a penis ) that would be one reason I might have a nob on the back of my head " Need it rubbing better | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Ken might object to you taking out his missus! As the old joke goes she fakes it with ken I've never faked it I meant barbie but thanks for the info Barbie is plastic I think there’s a start of a philosophical debate here Feck off lol I've had vodka. 2 word sentences as much as you get tonight We will save that for another time maybe I should think of another toy instead Go on then I could be a rocking horse " I love a rock. Nice choice | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Can I move your eyes feo m side to side at the back of your head I’m sure you could with some manipulation You have a knob on the back of your head then Only when some hits me with something heavy Got weird this. Someone smacking you in back off head with a heavy knob I could explain but it’s probably best to leave it now Give it a go if you can When you get a bump to the head and it swells it forms a lump which can called a knot or knob so if I was hit by something heavy (not a penis ) that would be one reason I might have a nob on the back of my head Need it rubbing better " You can rub whichever one you like | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Ken might object to you taking out his missus! As the old joke goes she fakes it with ken I've never faked it I meant barbie but thanks for the info Barbie is plastic I think there’s a start of a philosophical debate here Feck off lol I've had vodka. 2 word sentences as much as you get tonight We will save that for another time maybe I should think of another toy instead Go on then I could be a rocking horse I love a rock. Nice choice " You could also go for a ride | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Ken might object to you taking out his missus! As the old joke goes she fakes it with ken I've never faked it I meant barbie but thanks for the info Barbie is plastic I think there’s a start of a philosophical debate here Feck off lol I've had vodka. 2 word sentences as much as you get tonight We will save that for another time maybe I should think of another toy instead Go on then I could be a rocking horse I love a rock. Nice choice You could also go for a ride " Scream if you want to go faster | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Ken might object to you taking out his missus! As the old joke goes she fakes it with ken I've never faked it I meant barbie but thanks for the info Barbie is plastic I think there’s a start of a philosophical debate here Feck off lol I've had vodka. 2 word sentences as much as you get tonight We will save that for another time maybe I should think of another toy instead Go on then I could be a rocking horse I love a rock. Nice choice You could also go for a ride Scream if you want to go faster " I thought that was my line | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Ken might object to you taking out his missus! As the old joke goes she fakes it with ken I've never faked it I meant barbie but thanks for the info Barbie is plastic I think there’s a start of a philosophical debate here Feck off lol I've had vodka. 2 word sentences as much as you get tonight We will save that for another time maybe I should think of another toy instead Go on then I could be a rocking horse I love a rock. Nice choice You could also go for a ride Scream if you want to go faster I thought that was my line " Your the bitch here | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Ken might object to you taking out his missus! As the old joke goes she fakes it with ken I've never faked it I meant barbie but thanks for the info Barbie is plastic I think there’s a start of a philosophical debate here Feck off lol I've had vodka. 2 word sentences as much as you get tonight We will save that for another time maybe I should think of another toy instead Go on then I could be a rocking horse I love a rock. Nice choice You could also go for a ride Scream if you want to go faster I thought that was my line Your the bitch here " I don’t remember agreeing to that | |||
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"Norman!! Aw Norman lost and found. My hero " Watching out for roger! | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Ken might object to you taking out his missus! As the old joke goes she fakes it with ken I've never faked it I meant barbie but thanks for the info Barbie is plastic I think there’s a start of a philosophical debate here Feck off lol I've had vodka. 2 word sentences as much as you get tonight We will save that for another time maybe I should think of another toy instead Go on then I could be a rocking horse I love a rock. Nice choice You could also go for a ride Scream if you want to go faster I thought that was my line Your the bitch here I don’t remember agreeing to that " Seriously do you get a choice | |||
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"Norman!! Aw Norman lost and found. My hero Watching out for roger! " Feck out comes Rodger. Night folks | |||
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"Optimus Prime and battle station trailer with actually rocket launchers " Optimus prime is a big bugger and live a launcher | |||
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"Or I wouldn’t mind being action man...finally have that 8 pack...all the vehicles I’d want to drive and a beautiful Barbie to take out on a date Ken might object to you taking out his missus! As the old joke goes she fakes it with ken I've never faked it I meant barbie but thanks for the info Barbie is plastic I think there’s a start of a philosophical debate here Feck off lol I've had vodka. 2 word sentences as much as you get tonight We will save that for another time maybe I should think of another toy instead Go on then I could be a rocking horse I love a rock. Nice choice You could also go for a ride Scream if you want to go faster I thought that was my line Your the bitch here I don’t remember agreeing to that Seriously do you get a choice " I’d hope so but it could be like a rollercoaster more fun the louder you scream | |||
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"Optimus Prime and battle station trailer with actually rocket launchers Optimus prime is a big bugger and live a launcher " You've already seen my launcher | |||
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