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"Just woke up from a nap. I’m grumpy and too warm.  "Same here but I woke in a good mood! | |||
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"Getting ready to go out for dinner" Ooooh what you wearing and what you going to be eating?  | |||
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"I finished work an hour ago , showered and in jammies "That’s my girl  | |||
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"I finished work an hour ago , showered and in jammies "I need my eyes testing, I thought you'd wrote "showered in my jammies" | |||
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"Hot and sweaty under a car bonnet "How on earth did you fit? | |||
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"What yer doin’? "On a train to London, hoping for a weekend of drink, laughter and naughtiness. | |||
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"Just woke up from a nap. I’m grumpy and too warm.
Same here but I woke in a good mood! "I didn’t nap for long enough, but Draco gets too hot under the duvet (well, the very thin blanket) so I woke up because I could feel how hot he was. Trying to persuade him to get a drink and cool down, but he just wants more cuddles. Meh | |||
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"Hot and sweaty under a car bonnet
How on earth did you fit?"It's not easy but just about manage it | |||
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"Thinking about fisting Meli. " You two are like naughty fisters, incorrigible! | |||
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"I finished work an hour ago , showered and in jammies
I need my eyes testing, I thought you'd wrote "showered in my jammies" " | |||
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"Getting ready to go out for dinner Ooooh what you wearing and what you going to be eating? "My skimpiest LBD, killer heels, thinking of going commando. As for what we're eating, knowing my man.....fuckin Maccy d's | |||
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"Sat in my office perving on fab wondering who might meet for some fun " A veritable wishlist? | |||
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"What yer doin’? "Being 4 minutes late at reading your thread | |||
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"What yer doin’?
On a train to London, hoping for a weekend of drink, laughter and naughtiness. "Sounds excellent. I welcome you on behalf of London. | |||
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"Flirting on here when I should be ironing and then packing..,," Naughty Fuzzy! | |||
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"Thinking about fisting Meli. " Haha your I fecting all the threads with your frosting | |||
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"Watching dress to impress??????" Oh no! | |||
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"Sat in my office perving on fab wondering who might meet for some fun A veritable wishlist?" So many women so few interested  | |||
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"Just woke up from a nap. I’m grumpy and too warm.
Same here but I woke in a good mood!
I didn’t nap for long enough, but Draco gets too hot under the duvet (well, the very thin blanket) so I woke up because I could feel how hot he was. Trying to persuade him to get a drink and cool down, but he just wants more cuddles. Meh"Naughty bugger. Draco, not you!! | |||
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"Hot and sweaty under a car bonnet
How on earth did you fit?
It's not easy but just about manage it "Impressive | |||
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"Just woke up from a nap. I’m grumpy and too warm.
Same here but I woke in a good mood!
I didn’t nap for long enough, but Draco gets too hot under the duvet (well, the very thin blanket) so I woke up because I could feel how hot he was. Trying to persuade him to get a drink and cool down, but he just wants more cuddles. Meh
Naughty bugger. Draco, not you!!"
It’s sweet but he would rather pant and be absolutely roasting than sacrifice a cuddle...I’m always worried he’s going to end up dying because he’s so hot | |||
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"Getting ready to go out for dinner Ooooh what you wearing and what you going to be eating?
My skimpiest LBD, killer heels, thinking of going commando.
As for what we're eating, knowing my man.....fuckin Maccy d's "I could just go a Maccy D, tbf. Have fun!! Sounds gorgeous and sexy! | |||
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"Sitting with the fan on waiting for a vanilla friend to come up Those who are sweltering put a cold wet towel on the back of your neck it cools your core temp down "Ooooooh have fun! | |||
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"What yer doin’?
Being 4 minutes late at reading your thread " | |||
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"Supposed to be working, but chatting and smiling "These are good things | |||
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"Supposed to be working, but chatting and smiling
These are good things "They are indeed, very good things | |||
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"Dossing about doing a particualarly tricky cryptic crossword. " Particualarly?! Is that some cryptic spelling!?! You should totally get ready for an evening wedding - decided what to wear yet? | |||
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"Trying to pull myself together. Cool bath and a hair wash for me in a bit I reckon "I’ll pull ya. | |||
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me. We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after." Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean. | |||
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"Sitting on the patio having a pint of water after repairing a fence post and panel before it got worse" Skillz | |||
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"Sat in my office perving on fab wondering who might meet for some fun A veritable wishlist? So many women so few interested "Ach start a fun thread and make em laugh | |||
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"Trying to pull myself together. Cool bath and a hair wash for me in a bit I reckon
I’ll pull ya." feel free!  | |||
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"Beating up a range rover with my biggest hammer "Are you fucking an exhaust again? | |||
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"Lying on the bed letting the moisturiser soak in " Very silence of the lambs. | |||
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"What yer doin’? "Just got in from work ! Hot and sweaty. Shower time needed !!  | |||
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me. We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after. Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean. "You want photos of us having sex? | |||
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"Dossing about doing a particualarly tricky cryptic crossword. Particualarly?! Is that some cryptic spelling!?! You should totally get ready for an evening wedding - decided what to wear yet? "Yeah that word got away from me
Navy w white pin stripe Paul Smith 2 piece and a white v neck t shirt. It's a punk wedding so I'll be totally overdressed. But fuck it...
Can decide between shoes or trainers tho.... | |||
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"16:21 Just home from modern slavery and trying to devise a cunning plan that might lead to me not going back on Monday over a nice hot brew." I almost geeked out about proper modern slavery to you then and then realised you were teasyweasying dammit. | |||
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"Laying under the fan waiting for wife to get in from work " Are you doing to jump out from under it and surprise her? | |||
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"What yer doin’?
Just got in from work ! Hot and sweaty. Shower time needed !! "Naked shower pic time! | |||
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me. We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after. Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean.
You want photos of us having sex?"Nonchalantly smiles and says mebbe | |||
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"Dossing about doing a particualarly tricky cryptic crossword. Particualarly?! Is that some cryptic spelling!?! You should totally get ready for an evening wedding - decided what to wear yet?
Yeah that word got away from me
Navy w white pin stripe Paul Smith 2 piece and a white v neck t shirt. It's a punk wedding so I'll be totally overdressed. But fuck it...
Can decide between shoes or trainers tho...."TRAINERS I’d dry hump you in that. | |||
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"I was peeling a satsuma. " You casual fucker. | |||
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"16:21 Just home from modern slavery and trying to devise a cunning plan that might lead to me not going back on Monday over a nice hot brew. I almost geeked out about proper modern slavery to you then and then realised you were teasyweasying dammit. "Oh, I like when you geek. It gives me a tingle, like when Lacey drives over a humpback bridge too fast. | |||
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"I was peeling a satsuma. You casual fucker." Isn't casual fucking the same as NSA or is it more Netflix and chill  | |||
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"16:21 Just home from modern slavery and trying to devise a cunning plan that might lead to me not going back on Monday over a nice hot brew. I almost geeked out about proper modern slavery to you then and then realised you were teasyweasying dammit.
Oh, I like when you geek.
It gives me a tingle, like when Lacey drives over a humpback bridge too fast."Don’t call yourself a humpback bridge, so self deprecating!! | |||
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"16:21 Just home from modern slavery and trying to devise a cunning plan that might lead to me not going back on Monday over a nice hot brew. I almost geeked out about proper modern slavery to you then and then realised you were teasyweasying dammit.
Oh, I like when you geek.
It gives me a tingle, like when Lacey drives over a humpback bridge too fast.
Don’t call yourself a humpback bridge, so self deprecating!!"Self deprecation is essential with a face like mine  | |||
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"4.29. Sitting in front of a fan, trying to work out August debauchery and daydreaming about fisting Rubi. She would totally be the fistee. She hasn't realised it yet though." You having a summer fistival?! What’s your fan chanting - 2,4,6,8 who do we appreciate? Meli! | |||
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"Sweating in the gym "Get out! Get out now! | |||
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"16:21 Just home from modern slavery and trying to devise a cunning plan that might lead to me not going back on Monday over a nice hot brew. I almost geeked out about proper modern slavery to you then and then realised you were teasyweasying dammit.
Oh, I like when you geek.
It gives me a tingle, like when Lacey drives over a humpback bridge too fast.
Don’t call yourself a humpback bridge, so self deprecating!!
Self deprecation is essential with a face like mine "You have a swarthy face. | |||
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"Laying under the fan waiting for wife to get in from work Are you doing to jump out from under it and surprise her?" I think if I jumped I’d cause myself an injury | |||
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"Dossing about doing a particualarly tricky cryptic crossword. Particualarly?! Is that some cryptic spelling!?! You should totally get ready for an evening wedding - decided what to wear yet?
Yeah that word got away from me
Navy w white pin stripe Paul Smith 2 piece and a white v neck t shirt. It's a punk wedding so I'll be totally overdressed. But fuck it...
Can decide between shoes or trainers tho....
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I’d dry hump you in that."It'd better be dry that suit is expensive! | |||
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"16:21 Just home from modern slavery and trying to devise a cunning plan that might lead to me not going back on Monday over a nice hot brew. I almost geeked out about proper modern slavery to you then and then realised you were teasyweasying dammit.
Oh, I like when you geek.
It gives me a tingle, like when Lacey drives over a humpback bridge too fast.
Don’t call yourself a humpback bridge, so self deprecating!!
Self deprecation is essential with a face like mine "*depreciation*  | |||
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"Waiting for my pizza it's in the oven " Where you taking it? | |||
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"Laying under the fan waiting for wife to get in from work Are you doing to jump out from under it and surprise her? I think if I jumped I’d cause myself an injury "Slide? | |||
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me. We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after. Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean.
You want photos of us having sex?
Nonchalantly smiles and says mebbe "It would be an interesting conversation and I would have to tread carefully because she knows how much I fancy you. How would you advise me to approach this? | |||
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"Dossing about doing a particualarly tricky cryptic crossword. Particualarly?! Is that some cryptic spelling!?! You should totally get ready for an evening wedding - decided what to wear yet?
Yeah that word got away from me
Navy w white pin stripe Paul Smith 2 piece and a white v neck t shirt. It's a punk wedding so I'll be totally overdressed. But fuck it...
Can decide between shoes or trainers tho....
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I’d dry hump you in that.
It'd better be dry that suit is expensive! "I am a woman of a certain age, of course it’s gonna be dry. | |||
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"4.29. Sitting in front of a fan, trying to work out August debauchery and daydreaming about fisting Rubi. She would totally be the fistee. She hasn't realised it yet though. You having a summer fistival?! What’s your fan chanting - 2,4,6,8 who do we appreciate? Meli! " Your word play gets me tingling. My fan doesn't indulge my need to be appreciated. | |||
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"4.29. Sitting in front of a fan, trying to work out August debauchery and daydreaming about fisting Rubi. She would totally be the fistee. She hasn't realised it yet though." I saw a quote on Fab from someone saying, I want to wear you like a glove puppet. Now I have a mental image of you fisting Rubi and Rubi dressed as Mr Punch saying in a Punch voice, "that's the way to do it, that's the way to do it..." | |||
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"16:21 Just home from modern slavery and trying to devise a cunning plan that might lead to me not going back on Monday over a nice hot brew. I almost geeked out about proper modern slavery to you then and then realised you were teasyweasying dammit.
Oh, I like when you geek.
It gives me a tingle, like when Lacey drives over a humpback bridge too fast.
Don’t call yourself a humpback bridge, so self deprecating!!
Self deprecation is essential with a face like mine
*depreciation* "You’re losing value by the second. | |||
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me. We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after. Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean.
You want photos of us having sex?
Nonchalantly smiles and says mebbe
It would be an interesting conversation and I would have to tread carefully because she knows how much I fancy you. How would you advise me to approach this?"You fancy me?! | |||
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"4.29. Sitting in front of a fan, trying to work out August debauchery and daydreaming about fisting Rubi. She would totally be the fistee. She hasn't realised it yet though. You having a summer fistival?! What’s your fan chanting - 2,4,6,8 who do we appreciate? Meli! Your word play gets me tingling. My fan doesn't indulge my need to be appreciated. "It really should.  | |||
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me. We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after. Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean.
You want photos of us having sex?
Nonchalantly smiles and says mebbe
It would be an interesting conversation and I would have to tread carefully because she knows how much I fancy you. How would you advise me to approach this?
You fancy me?!"He’s not made of wood | |||
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"4.29. Sitting in front of a fan, trying to work out August debauchery and daydreaming about fisting Rubi. She would totally be the fistee. She hasn't realised it yet though. I saw a quote on Fab from someone saying, I want to wear you like a glove puppet. Now I have a mental image of you fisting Rubi and Rubi dressed as Mr Punch saying in a Punch voice, "that's the way to do it, that's the way to do it..." "If that's what makes your appendage chunky, carry on... she'd probably pull off that outfit. | |||
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"Laying under the fan waiting for wife to get in from work Are you doing to jump out from under it and surprise her? I think if I jumped I’d cause myself an injury
Slide?"Now that’s just given me an idea , wait till she just coming through the door then slide naked down the stairs shouting “surprise” | |||
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me. We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after. Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean.
You want photos of us having sex?
Nonchalantly smiles and says mebbe
It would be an interesting conversation and I would have to tread carefully because she knows how much I fancy you. How would you advise me to approach this?
You fancy me?!
He’s not made of wood "Apparently he is. | |||
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"Laying under the fan waiting for wife to get in from work Are you doing to jump out from under it and surprise her? I think if I jumped I’d cause myself an injury
Slide?
Now that’s just given me an idea , wait till she just coming through the door then slide naked down the stairs shouting “surprise” "Do it! | |||
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"Laying under the fan waiting for wife to get in from work Are you doing to jump out from under it and surprise her? I think if I jumped I’d cause myself an injury
Slide?
Now that’s just given me an idea , wait till she just coming through the door then slide naked down the stairs shouting “surprise”
Do it!"Although to be fair it was my idea! | |||
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me. We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after. Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean.
You want photos of us having sex?
Nonchalantly smiles and says mebbe
It would be an interesting conversation and I would have to tread carefully because she knows how much I fancy you. How would you advise me to approach this?
You fancy me?!"How honest do you want me to be? Would it be a bad thing? You know, Meli would laugh if she knew you wrote that. Try asking her. | |||
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me. We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after. Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean.
You want photos of us having sex?
Nonchalantly smiles and says mebbe
It would be an interesting conversation and I would have to tread carefully because she knows how much I fancy you. How would you advise me to approach this?
You fancy me?!
How honest do you want me to be? Would it be a bad thing?
You know, Meli would laugh if she knew you wrote that. Try asking her. "Be honest, I wouldn’t know otherwise. I’m really rather slow. | |||
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"Waiting for my pizza it's in the oven Where you taking it?" Straight to my mouth | |||
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me. We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after. Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean.
You want photos of us having sex?
Nonchalantly smiles and says mebbe
It would be an interesting conversation and I would have to tread carefully because she knows how much I fancy you. How would you advise me to approach this?
You fancy me?!
How honest do you want me to be? Would it be a bad thing?
You know, Meli would laugh if she knew you wrote that. Try asking her.
Be honest, I wouldn’t know otherwise. I’m really rather slow."You asked for it. I have a top five on this site (not in any order) who rouse my loins noticeably more than others, not just because of what they look like but because of how they are as people too. I have made passing references on the forum to this. Meli knows she's on it, at least one other should know by now, one may realise but I'm not sure, one I think isn't fussed, and now you should know because I'm telling you. Meli had already worked that out. | |||
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me. We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after. Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean.
You want photos of us having sex?
Nonchalantly smiles and says mebbe
It would be an interesting conversation and I would have to tread carefully because she knows how much I fancy you. How would you advise me to approach this?
You fancy me?!
How honest do you want me to be? Would it be a bad thing?
You know, Meli would laugh if she knew you wrote that. Try asking her.
Be honest, I wouldn’t know otherwise. I’m really rather slow.
You asked for it.
I have a top five on this site (not in any order) who rouse my loins noticeably more than others, not just because of what they look like but because of how they are as people too. I have made passing references on the forum to this.
Meli knows she's on it, at least one other should know by now, one may realise but I'm not sure, one I think isn't fussed, and now you should know because I'm telling you. Meli had already worked that out."Oooooerrrrr! I thought we just both liked jazz! That’s made me smile. | |||
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me. We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after. Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean.
You want photos of us having sex?
Nonchalantly smiles and says mebbe
It would be an interesting conversation and I would have to tread carefully because she knows how much I fancy you. How would you advise me to approach this?
You fancy me?!
How honest do you want me to be? Would it be a bad thing?
You know, Meli would laugh if she knew you wrote that. Try asking her.
Be honest, I wouldn’t know otherwise. I’m really rather slow.
You asked for it.
I have a top five on this site (not in any order) who rouse my loins noticeably more than others, not just because of what they look like but because of how they are as people too. I have made passing references on the forum to this.
Meli knows she's on it, at least one other should know by now, one may realise but I'm not sure, one I think isn't fussed, and now you should know because I'm telling you. Meli had already worked that out.
Oooooerrrrr! I thought we just both liked jazz!
That’s made me smile."The jazz is definitely part of it. If you really want an ego boost, ask Meli. I'm guessing she wouldn't mind. | |||
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"I (Luke) am just finishing up at work. Then I'm going back to my place where the lovely Hannah is waiting for me. We're going to the gym later followed by dinner out. We will almost certainly be having sex but I don't know whether that will be before or after. Pics or it never happened. The sex I mean.
You want photos of us having sex?
Nonchalantly smiles and says mebbe
It would be an interesting conversation and I would have to tread carefully because she knows how much I fancy you. How would you advise me to approach this?
You fancy me?!
How honest do you want me to be? Would it be a bad thing?
You know, Meli would laugh if she knew you wrote that. Try asking her.
Be honest, I wouldn’t know otherwise. I’m really rather slow.
You asked for it.
I have a top five on this site (not in any order) who rouse my loins noticeably more than others, not just because of what they look like but because of how they are as people too. I have made passing references on the forum to this.
Meli knows she's on it, at least one other should know by now, one may realise but I'm not sure, one I think isn't fussed, and now you should know because I'm telling you. Meli had already worked that out."Meli the forum oracle. 
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"16:51 just adjusted my ballbag" Don’t call Lacey your ballbag. | |||
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"Still hot, just relaxing " I’m melted. | |||
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"Lying on the bed letting the moisturiser soak in Very silence of the lambs. More like “very much trying to stop stubble rash” " Prickly. | |||
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"Contemplating how much 'trouble I'm in for nodding off at my desk at work... twice in 2 weeks! I'm trying to come up with a good excuse...suggestions welcome" Narcolepsy | |||
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"Waking to the pub - rain has ruled out the beer garden plan though "Damn rain! | |||
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"Pulling my house apart got my windows being fitted early nex week! What a hassle "But you’ll see clearer once it’s done | |||
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"Contemplating how much 'trouble I'm in for nodding off at my desk at work... twice in 2 weeks! I'm trying to come up with a good excuse...suggestions welcome Narcolepsy "I could work with that..but I'd need adoctors note. *Contplates ringing gp* | |||
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"16:51 just adjusted my ballbag Don’t make Lacey smell your ballbag." As if I would | |||
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"Does that make you a follicle, Meli? Hair on a g-string?" Your frocabulary is amazing. Follicle it is. | |||
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"16:51 just adjusted my ballbag Don’t make Lacey smell your ballbag. As if I would " | |||
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"Contemplating how much 'trouble I'm in for nodding off at my desk at work... twice in 2 weeks! I'm trying to come up with a good excuse...suggestions welcome" First let's fix the problem, have you tries Berocca. Second, excuses, sorry boss I was up all night finger blasting myself while looking at hot pics and having sexy chats on Fab. Does your boss seem like the kind of person that could work with? | |||
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"16:51 just adjusted my ballbag Don’t call Lacey your ballbag." You jest, but the problem is real when it's hot and humid and your hairless balling sticks to the inside of your thigh, just unbearable. | |||
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"Dossing about doing a particualarly tricky cryptic crossword. Particualarly?! Is that some cryptic spelling!?! You should totally get ready for an evening wedding - decided what to wear yet?
Yeah that word got away from me
Navy w white pin stripe Paul Smith 2 piece and a white v neck t shirt. It's a punk wedding so I'll be totally overdressed. But fuck it...
Can decide between shoes or trainers tho....
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I’d dry hump you in that.
It'd better be dry that suit is expensive!
I am a woman of a certain age, of course it’s gonna be dry."Yeah whatever. I know a permanently moistened bint when I see one.... For clarity that is a compliment and a movie reference. | |||
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"I finished work an hour ago , showered and in jammies "me too and I'm jittery | |||
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"16:51 just adjusted my ballbag Don’t call Lacey your ballbag. You jest, but the problem is real when it's hot and humid and your hairless balling sticks to the inside of your thigh, just unbearable. "Thank you hairless ballbag brother | |||
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"16:51 just adjusted my ballbag Don’t call Lacey your ballbag. You jest, but the problem is real when it's hot and humid and your hairless balling sticks to the inside of your thigh, just unbearable.
Thank you hairless ballbag brother "The pain is all too real... heavy sigh | |||
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"Contemplating how much 'trouble I'm in for nodding off at my desk at work... twice in 2 weeks! I'm trying to come up with a good excuse...suggestions welcome First let's fix the problem, have you tries Berocca. Second, excuses, sorry boss I was up all night finger blasting myself while looking at hot pics and having sexy chats on Fab. Does your boss seem like the kind of person that could work with? "Thanks for the Berocca tip ....she does have a glint in her eye so you never know that just might work | |||
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"Dossing about doing a particualarly tricky cryptic crossword. Particualarly?! Is that some cryptic spelling!?! You should totally get ready for an evening wedding - decided what to wear yet?
Yeah that word got away from me
Navy w white pin stripe Paul Smith 2 piece and a white v neck t shirt. It's a punk wedding so I'll be totally overdressed. But fuck it...
Can decide between shoes or trainers tho....
TRAINERS
I’d dry hump you in that.
It'd better be dry that suit is expensive!
I am a woman of a certain age, of course it’s gonna be dry.
Yeah whatever. I know a permanently moistened bint when I see one....
For clarity that is a compliment and a movie reference."Did you just use your python on me?! | |||
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"I finished work an hour ago , showered and in jammies me too and I'm jittery "DTs? | |||
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"Ten past five and I'm peeling another two.. " Is everyone now talking about hairless ball bags? A brotherhood is formed. | |||
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"I’m watching Jean de Florette. Big hairy ballbags." Leave mine out of it for now eh | |||
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"Contemplating how much 'trouble I'm in for nodding off at my desk at work... twice in 2 weeks! I'm trying to come up with a good excuse...suggestions welcome First let's fix the problem, have you tries Berocca. Second, excuses, sorry boss I was up all night finger blasting myself while looking at hot pics and having sexy chats on Fab. Does your boss seem like the kind of person that could work with?
Thanks for the Berocca tip ....she does have a glint in her eye so you never know that just might work "I'm up at five for my train to London during the week. I work when I get home till around 10 then fab till midnight,Berocca is my go to remedy. I don't have a boss, I'm it. But I do have customers and I don't think I could sell the Fab angle as my USP | |||
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"Dossing about doing a particualarly tricky cryptic crossword. Particualarly?! Is that some cryptic spelling!?! You should totally get ready for an evening wedding - decided what to wear yet?
Yeah that word got away from me
Navy w white pin stripe Paul Smith 2 piece and a white v neck t shirt. It's a punk wedding so I'll be totally overdressed. But fuck it...
Can decide between shoes or trainers tho....
TRAINERS
I’d dry hump you in that.
It'd better be dry that suit is expensive!
I am a woman of a certain age, of course it’s gonna be dry.
Yeah whatever. I know a permanently moistened bint when I see one....
For clarity that is a compliment and a movie reference.
Did you just use your python on me?! "I should be so lucky and anyway I'm hung like a wasp... | |||
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"16:51 just adjusted my ballbag Don’t call Lacey your ballbag. You jest, but the problem is real when it's hot and humid and your hairless balling sticks to the inside of your thigh, just unbearable.
Thank you hairless ballbag brother "Your welcome | |||
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"Dossing about doing a particualarly tricky cryptic crossword. Particualarly?! Is that some cryptic spelling!?! You should totally get ready for an evening wedding - decided what to wear yet?
Yeah that word got away from me
Navy w white pin stripe Paul Smith 2 piece and a white v neck t shirt. It's a punk wedding so I'll be totally overdressed. But fuck it...
Can decide between shoes or trainers tho....
TRAINERS
I’d dry hump you in that.
It'd better be dry that suit is expensive!
I am a woman of a certain age, of course it’s gonna be dry.
Yeah whatever. I know a permanently moistened bint when I see one....
For clarity that is a compliment and a movie reference.
Did you just use your python on me?!
I should be so lucky and anyway I'm hung like a wasp..."If it’s stinging, there’s most definitely a cream for that. | |||
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"I finished work an hour ago , showered and in jammies me too and I'm jittery
DTs? "Alas no...low blood sugar | |||
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"I finished work an hour ago , showered and in jammies me too and I'm jittery
DTs?
Alas no...low blood sugar "Lick yourself, stat. | |||
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"Ten past five and I'm peeling another two.. Is everyone now talking about hairless ball bags? A brotherhood is formed." The Hairless Ballbag Band of Brothers
Is there a female equivalent? | |||
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"Ten past five and I'm peeling another two.. Is everyone now talking about hairless ball bags? A brotherhood is formed. The Hairless Ballbag Band of Brothers
Is there a female equivalent? "Veet VVomen | |||
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"Ten past five and I'm peeling another two.. Is everyone now talking about hairless ball bags? A brotherhood is formed. The Hairless Ballbag Band of Brothers
Is there a female equivalent? "The sticky quim sisters. Meli & stelly | |||
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"Ten past five and I'm peeling another two.. Is everyone now talking about hairless ball bags? A brotherhood is formed. The Hairless Ballbag Band of Brothers
Is there a female equivalent? "A sorority of fur free flange.... | |||
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"Ten past five and I'm peeling another two.. Is everyone now talking about hairless ball bags? A brotherhood is formed. The Hairless Ballbag Band of Brothers
Is there a female equivalent?
The sticky quim sisters.
Meli & stelly "Stelly has calmed down on horndogging. | |||
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"I’m watching Jean de Florette. Big hairy ballbags." Galinette! | |||
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"Ten past five and I'm peeling another two.. Is everyone now talking about hairless ball bags? A brotherhood is formed. The Hairless Ballbag Band of Brothers
Is there a female equivalent?
The sticky quim sisters.
Meli & stelly
Stelly has calmed down on horndogging. "Stelly has been a bit poorly but she’s waking up. | |||
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"Ten past five and I'm peeling another two.. Is everyone now talking about hairless ball bags? A brotherhood is formed. The Hairless Ballbag Band of Brothers
Is there a female equivalent?
A sorority of fur free flange...." | |||
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"I’m watching Jean de Florette. Big hairy ballbags. Galinette!" I’m in love with Manon in the sequel. | |||
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"Just arrived back from a trip to a lovely lake. Never seen so many dragon flies. " Oh how beautiful they must have been!! | |||
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"I’m watching Jean de Florette. Big hairy ballbags. Galinette! I’m in love with Manon in the sequel." Emmanuelle Béart is a natural beauty, extremely sexy! | |||
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"Packing for camping and praying for no rain! Don’t forget toilet roll!" I would have!! Thank you | |||
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"Contemplating how much 'trouble I'm in for nodding off at my desk at work... twice in 2 weeks! I'm trying to come up with a good excuse...suggestions welcome First let's fix the problem, have you tries Berocca. Second, excuses, sorry boss I was up all night finger blasting myself while looking at hot pics and having sexy chats on Fab. Does your boss seem like the kind of person that could work with?
Thanks for the Berocca tip ....she does have a glint in her eye so you never know that just might work
I'm up at five for my train to London during the week. I work when I get home till around 10 then fab till midnight,Berocca is my go to remedy.
I don't have a boss, I'm it. But I do have customers and I don't think I could sell the Fab angle as my USP "I'm up around 5 most mornings and the days are long. At work I'm a grafter but still it's bad form to nod off. I'm little embarrassed tbh. More so even than if I'd used fab as an excuse | |||
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