FabSwingers.com forum: Are men allowed preferences on here yet ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or is that still only just for women ?

Thanks in advance, kind regards x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When on earth weren’t they allowed preferences? What makes you think they’re not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the men I've met have very clear preferences.

Of course they're allowed.

If you wanna pursue someone you don't like, that's on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep...as many as they want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course

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By *arcuszMan
over a year ago

Billingshurst

"Or is that still only just for women ?

Thanks in advance, kind regards x"

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

They are, they just don’t have any. Anyone or anything with a hole

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

We're NOT!!!!

no fecker told me that ...is it in the frequently asked questions or is there a rule book I missed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or is that still only just for women ?

Thanks in advance, kind regards x"

oh Tame Tame Tame

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They are, they just don’t have any. Anyone or anything with a hole

Thank you for talking on behalf of men.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Or is that still only just for women ?

Thanks in advance, kind regards x"

Absolutely not, it's man law that you have to shag any woman who wants to

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"They are, they just don’t have any. Anyone or anything with a hole

Thank you for talking on behalf of men."

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

No. Men shouldn't be allowed preferences. Don't be absurd. The idea of a man being that oft quoted "picky" is ridic.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Omg I can’t believe you even asked that question. I’ve told you before to only discuss the W word in the special secret men only room. Jesus man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or is that still only just for women ?

Thanks in advance, kind regards x"

Gosh you’re grumpy atm.

Nope. No choices. You get what you’re given, it’s a woman’s world

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When i was looking to meet id never dream of messaging someone who didnt have preferences. I like someone with self respect not whose going to shag anyone who asks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I state I like perky tits or will that annoy the women with massive fucking tits, I really don’t want to upset them ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*writes likes vagina on profile* hope that’s okay!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Can I state I like perky tits or will that annoy the women with massive fucking tits, I really don’t want to upset them ? "

What about if you have perky massive tits?

Geez.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I state I like perky tits or will that annoy the women with massive fucking tits, I really don’t want to upset them ? "

I’m massively offended because of my no longer perky breasts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or is that still only just for women ?

Thanks in advance, kind regards x

Gosh you’re grumpy atm.

Nope. No choices. You get what you’re given, it’s a woman’s world

Grumpy, I’m here in tears laughing at my own brilliant material!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I state I like perky tits or will that annoy the women with massive fucking tits, I really don’t want to upset them ? "

I’d be your fan if you wrote that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I state I like perky tits or will that annoy the women with massive fucking tits, I really don’t want to upset them ?

I’m massively offended because of my no longer perky breasts

Gravity ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I state I like perky tits or will that annoy the women with massive fucking tits, I really don’t want to upset them ?

What about if you have perky massive tits?

Geez. "

Do they exist, I thought is they get so big they lose their perk ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I state I like perky tits or will that annoy the women with massive fucking tits, I really don’t want to upset them ?

I’m massively offended because of my no longer perky breasts

Gravity ?"

Yeah gravity’s an arse. At least they keep my knees warm in the winter. Every cloud and all that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I state I like perky tits or will that annoy the women with massive fucking tits, I really don’t want to upset them ?

I’m massively offended because of my no longer perky breasts

Gravity ?

Yeah gravity’s an arse. At least they keep my knees warm in the winter. Every cloud and all that "

Gravity always wins!

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Its frustrating but an invevitable fact. Women can afford to be choosy. Its a ratios thing and also a proclivity thing - men tend to be ok settling for someone ok but women know if they want a fuck buddy that they will always find an attractive enough guy irrespective of their own level of attractiveness in terms of their face and body (as long as they are clean and not a total slob).

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Can I state I like perky tits or will that annoy the women with massive fucking tits, I really don’t want to upset them ?

What about if you have perky massive tits?

Geez.

Do they exist, I thought is they get so big they lose their perk ?"

Nah you just get really old and that happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its frustrating but an invevitable fact. Women can afford to be choosy. Its a ratios thing and also a proclivity thing - men tend to be ok settling for someone ok but women know if they want a fuck buddy that they will always find an attractive enough guy irrespective of their own level of attractiveness in terms of their face and body (as long as they are clean and not a total slob)."

I prefer a fussy choosy man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Men’s check list;

Tits - check

Vagina- optional

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I state I like perky tits or will that annoy the women with massive fucking tits, I really don’t want to upset them ?

What about if you have perky massive tits?

Geez.

Do they exist, I thought is they get so big they lose their perk ?

Nah you just get really old and that happens.

Enjoy yours while they’ve still got the perkiness!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Egg, Tuna or Ham......

you choose.

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Can I state I like perky tits or will that annoy the women with massive fucking tits, I really don’t want to upset them ?

What about if you have perky massive tits?

Geez.

Do they exist, I thought is they get so big they lose their perk ?

Nah you just get really old and that happens.

I can confirm, I once had the pleasure of manhandling a matching set of absolutely ENORMOUS boobs that were every bit as firm and perky as the smaller model I was more familiar with. However I was only around 17 at the time, which supports the age theory.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Heatstroke is a terrible thing....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Can I state I like perky tits or will that annoy the women with massive fucking tits, I really don’t want to upset them ?

What about if you have perky massive tits?

Geez.

Do they exist, I thought is they get so big they lose their perk ?

Nah you just get really old and that happens.

Thanks Watcher, I like it when people confirm I'm right. It happens a lot but I never get tired of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heatstroke is a terrible thing...."

I’m sat in my pants next to a giant fan, I’m cool as.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urm yeah i prefer only 1 girl and its pretty spacific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has this thread gone from preferences to talking about perky tits or big massive ones? As I’m more a massive tit man myself lol

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Can I state I like perky tits or will that annoy the women with massive fucking tits, I really don’t want to upset them ?

What about if you have perky massive tits?

Geez.

Do they exist, I thought is they get so big they lose their perk ?

Nah you just get really old and that happens.

Thanks Watcher, I like it when people confirm I'm right. It happens a lot but I never get tired of it."

In my experience women are ALWAYS right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I state I like perky tits or will that annoy the women with massive fucking tits, I really don’t want to upset them ?

What about if you have perky massive tits?

Geez.

Do they exist, I thought is they get so big they lose their perk ?

Nah you just get really old and that happens.

Thanks Watcher, I like it when people confirm I'm right. It happens a lot but I never get tired of it.

In my experience women are ALWAYS right.

Good man

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Thanks Watcher, I like it when people confirm I'm right. It happens a lot but I never get tired of it.

In my experience women are ALWAYS right.

Good man

Agreeing with Nora again? Weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. Men shouldn't be allowed preferences. Don't be absurd. The idea of a man being that oft quoted "picky" is ridic."

I think I'm a lot more "picky" than the average chap (though probably not as picky as my female equivalent) but I've always been fortunate that mutual attraction and my free time aligned with those that I do find attractive?

If that hadn't have been the case would I have been as picky? I think it fairly likely, but I couldn't give a definite answer having not been in that position.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks Watcher, I like it when people confirm I'm right. It happens a lot but I never get tired of it.

In my experience women are ALWAYS right.

Good man

Agreeing with Nora again? Weird."

this keeps happening! Estella will be agreeing with me next!! Hahaha. Maybe not

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Thanks Watcher, I like it when people confirm I'm right. It happens a lot but I never get tired of it.

In my experience women are ALWAYS right.

Good man

Agreeing with Nora again? Weird.

this keeps happening! Estella will be agreeing with me next!! Hahaha. Maybe not

OR ARE YOU ALL JUST AGREEING WITH ME?!?!?!

[Mind=blown.gif goes here]

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Or is that still only just for women ?

Thanks in advance, kind regards x"

I'm certainly allowed preferences do you not have that privilege?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there are plenty of people out there that will find a certain something attractive about a person that will give a green light to whether they're fuckable or not.

Eg, oh they have nice eyes so I'll fuck em, or yeah, they might not be my type facially but they have a great arse.

Whereas other people need to find more than just one feature attractive, the person as a whole.

All comes down to what you define as picky

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I prefer a fussy choosy man. "

Probably not true. You will always prefer someone who says they have a preference for your "type" though...noone wants to feel they are 2nd best

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Of course you can have preferences, you are in charge of what and whom you do, subject to their preferences being respected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, if you have a penis you can't have preferences. It's in the bible x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, if you have a penis you can't have preferences. It's in the bible x"
im already a god dont need to read a pretenders autobiography

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a fussy choosy man.

Probably not true. You will always prefer someone who says they have a preference for your "type" though...noone wants to feel they are 2nd best"

Is true. People who have hundreds of sexual veris and post meet now statuses all the time aren’t choosy in my book. And therefore I avoid. Nothing wrong with it just not for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, just fuck anything and be grateful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, if you have a penis you can't have preferences. It's in the bible xim already a god dont need to read a pretenders autobiography

(I hate not having the laugh face emoji!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, if you have a penis you can't have preferences. It's in the bible xim already a god dont need to read a pretenders autobiography

(I hate not having the laugh face emoji!!) "

You just type it;

r-o-f-l

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I prefer a fussy choosy man.

Probably not true. You will always prefer someone who says they have a preference for your "type" though...noone wants to feel they are 2nd best

Is true. People who have hundreds of sexual veris and post meet now statuses all the time aren’t choosy in my book. And therefore I avoid. Nothing wrong with it just not for me"

Well...limiting what people see as your veris to give the impression to women you arent just sleeping with anyone who comes along gives them a sense of value and affirmation. It doesnt mean the guys are actually selective. Also...most guys on here csnt get meets so have very little chance of a meet veri...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a fussy choosy man.

Probably not true. You will always prefer someone who says they have a preference for your "type" though...noone wants to feel they are 2nd best

Is true. People who have hundreds of sexual veris and post meet now statuses all the time aren’t choosy in my book. And therefore I avoid. Nothing wrong with it just not for me

I know. I’m aware people don’t show them. I have my way of doing things and it works for me and hasn’t failed yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, if you have a penis you can't have preferences. It's in the bible xim already a god dont need to read a pretenders autobiography

(I hate not having the laugh face emoji!!)

You just type it;

r-o-f-l

Oh my god really? I tried it once but it didn't work, I thought the person was having me on. But maybe that's because it was through direct messages!

Oh my god. I'll be using this all of the time now!! I just previewed message and can see it works! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are, they just don’t have any. Anyone or anything with a hole

That sounds about right for quite a few I've found. If you have preferences yourself you're somehow stuck up and rude.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I prefer a fussy choosy man. "

What the ones that dont like the local bike, forum bike or any other bike. Great filters..everyone to there own that's what I say. Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a fussy choosy man.

What the ones that dont like the local bike, forum bike or any other bike. Great filters..everyone to there own that's what I say. Amen

Damn right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a fussy choosy man.

What the ones that dont like the local bike, forum bike or any other bike. Great filters..everyone to there own that's what I say. Amen

I’d be scared to fuck someone from the forum who had fucked loads of other folk on the forum because then they can tell people about my secret fourth hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a fussy choosy man.

What the ones that dont like the local bike, forum bike or any other bike. Great filters..everyone to there own that's what I say. Amen

I’d be scared to fuck someone from the forum who had fucked loads of other folk on the forum because then they can tell people about my secret fourth hole"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are, they just don’t have any. Anyone or anything with a hole

This is not true, not all men will fuck anything

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I’d be scared to fuck someone from the forum who had fucked loads of other folk on the forum because then they can tell people about my secret fourth hole"

Nah, people from the fora are really discreet. No need to worry there.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"They are, they just don’t have any. Anyone or anything with a hole

This is not true, not all men will fuck anything"

Superman's Dad ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are, they just don’t have any. Anyone or anything with a hole

This is not true, not all men will fuck anything

Superman's Dad ?"

I’d shag him

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"They are, they just don’t have any. Anyone or anything with a hole

This is not true, not all men will fuck anything

Superman's Dad ?

I’d shag him

Marlon says yes.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d be scared to fuck someone from the forum who had fucked loads of other folk on the forum because then they can tell people about my secret fourth hole

Nah, people from the fora are really discreet. No need to worry there.

Just spat me G&T out!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I’d be scared to fuck someone from the forum who had fucked loads of other folk on the forum because then they can tell people about my secret fourth hole

Nah, people from the fora are really discreet. No need to worry there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are, they just don’t have any. Anyone or anything with a hole

That sounds about right for quite a few I've found. If you have preferences yourself you're somehow stuck up and rude."

Ah, but as you've intimated, you'd only be stuck up and rude to those with no standards whatsoever. We have preferences and therefore we know others will have them too. Neither of us will be attractive to everyone on the planet (or even site) as it just isn't possible!

So the only people who would get knobby about it with you are ones with zero standards, who generally don't care less and would probably be selfish between the sheets anyway. So don't worry about their opinions, because it's not as if you'd exactly hold them in high regard now is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have them just we rarely or never get them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer women who aren't scared to take my knob in her gob

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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No. They should be happy to get offered sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turning women down is my favourite thing to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I state I like perky tits or will that annoy the women with massive fucking tits, I really don’t want to upset them ? "

Not annoyed or upset.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Suspect a full set of testicular hormones by pass the brain and preferences (add a couple of beers) and the perspective screws up.

Never arrange a meet until you have orgasmed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I state I like perky tits or will that annoy the women with massive fucking tits, I really don’t want to upset them ?

Not annoyed or upset."

Just disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or is that still only just for women ?

Thanks in advance, kind regards x"

I hope they have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are, they just don’t have any. Anyone or anything with a hole

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

No. Back in your box you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course not they need to accept whatever they can get

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Or is that still only just for women ?

Thanks in advance, kind regards x"

Feeling unloved and left out again Tame?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No. Back in your box you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or is that still only just for women ?

Thanks in advance, kind regards x

Feeling unloved and left out again Tame?

Hardly, it’s more about finding the answers to the human condition, I try to shine a light on the big questions, the ones that don’t get asked but we all wonder, the ones that take us closer to the truth, the ones that....ahhh you get the idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The male half of couples are, if that helps? Single males? Not so much

Holly

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"The male half of couples are, if that helps? Single males? Not so much

Holly"

Yayyy Thank God for that

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Or is that still only just for women ?

Thanks in advance, kind regards x

Feeling unloved and left out again Tame?

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have all the women had their sex yet? Only then can you chose who you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have all the women had their sex yet? Only then can you chose who you want. "

We'll be here a while then ...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

No. You must be willing to shag anyone on the site. It's in the t&cs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. You must be willing to shag anyone on the site. It's in the t&cs!"

Well fine, if you insist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No. You must be willing to shag anyone on the site. It's in the t&cs!"

Ah bollocks, I didn’t read that bit, I just clicked on ‘loads of vagina this way!’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have all the women had their sex yet? Only then can you chose who you want. "

We are just waiting for the final few, problem is more women keep signing up to have all the sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting to get that sex

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Men may have preferences for how they will be blocked - in advance of contact with others or afterwards, for example. Use your profile contents, or the forum, to facilitate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting to get that sex

I presumed you have all of the sex?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting to get that sex

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get a campervan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men may have preferences for how they will be blocked - in advance of contact with others or afterwards, for example. Use your profile contents, or the forum, to facilitate "

I don’t know what some of these words mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The male half of couples are, if that helps? Single males? Not so much

Holly

Yayyy Thank God for that

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why u thanking me keep me out of it thankyou

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over a year ago

"Men may have preferences for how they will be blocked - in advance of contact with others or afterwards, for example. Use your profile contents, or the forum, to facilitate

I don’t know what some of these words mean."

Il not say it il leave that as your thing

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over a year ago

"I'm still waiting to get that sex

I presumed you have all of the sex?!"

All of the sex? How much is there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting to get that sex

get a campervan

I have a flat, no need

just sex is missing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have preferences.

Breathing

Moist

No cock

Expert sword swallowers

Preferably fit in a king size bed

Make me a brew before leaving

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No. You must be willing to shag anyone on the site. It's in the t&cs!

Ah bollocks, I didn’t read that bit, I just clicked on ‘loads of vagina this way!’"

That's how they get you. What they don't mention is it's all really a big pyramid scheme and those at the top of creaming off most the vaginas.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm still waiting to get that sex

I presumed you have all of the sex?!

All of the sex? How much is there?

572

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still waiting to get that sex

I presumed you have all of the sex?!

All of the sex? How much is there?

572"

I only had 3. Still waiting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. You must be willing to shag anyone on the site. It's in the t&cs!

Ah bollocks, I didn’t read that bit, I just clicked on ‘loads of vagina this way!’

That's how they get you. What they don't mention is it's all really a big pyramid scheme and those at the top of creaming off most the vaginas."

Creaming off !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No. You must be willing to shag anyone on the site. It's in the t&cs!

Ah bollocks, I didn’t read that bit, I just clicked on ‘loads of vagina this way!’

That's how they get you. What they don't mention is it's all really a big pyramid scheme and those at the top of creaming off most the vaginas."

Classic

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’d be scared to fuck someone from the forum who had fucked loads of other folk on the forum because then they can tell people about my secret fourth hole

Nah, people from the fora are really discreet. No need to worry there.

Yeah right

discretion is definitely NOT the better part of valour there!

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