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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Put orange or lemon peel in shoes/trainers overnight-smell fresh in morning !.

Leave acoustic guitars leaning 'face down' while stood,(string tension over time bends strings outward away from fretboard otherwise).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty useless to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From someone who loves wearing leather items of all sorts and also especially good for new Doc Martens. The best, no only way to soften any leather is to use Neatsfoot Compound.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any old chewing gum stuck carpets etc use methylated spirits and a fork

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Never eat yellow snow....

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By *ycombe_21Man
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Hair straighteners are great for ironing your shirt collars

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Don't pee into the wind

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Glue carpet to the bottom of a pair of slippers.

Saves having to carpet the whole house

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Save money on doorbell batteries by going to see if there is anybody at the front door every few minutes.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Is your sink full of dirty dishes ? Put some clean dishes in the draining rack! Now it looks like you’re working on it.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

If you Google Viz handy hints, you'll find loads of good advice, such as:

Leprechauns. Protect your finances by investing in a tracker fund rather than relying on an ailing currency and leaving a 300 foot technicolour arrow in the sky pointing to where you have hidden it.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"From someone who loves wearing leather items of all sorts and also especially good for new Doc Martens. The best, no only way to soften any leather is to use Neatsfoot Compound."

I heard semen works just as well and is cheaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My advice is not to eat yellow snow

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Is your sink full of dirty dishes ? Put some clean dishes in the draining rack! Now it looks like you’re working on it."

Also put some get well cards up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If u buy a brand new 60" TV, put the box in front of your neighbours house when leaving it out for the bin men. That way no one knows u have just spent alot of money on a new tv

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Peel onions while under water (the onion not you)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tip from my cookery lesson with MPW grate the onion, quicker and no tears x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Emergency underarm deodorant = white vinegar spray(most poudshops) or pure lemon juice (both more natural products)

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Hair straighteners are great for ironing your shirt collars "

This made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your sink full of dirty dishes ? Put some clean dishes in the draining rack! Now it looks like you’re working on it."

Brilliant! This made me laugh now off to find clean dishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tape an envelope under where you are drilling to catch the dust x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hair straighteners are great for ironing your shirt collars

This made me laugh

Iv been ironing my cloths like this for years.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

When drilling tiles without a special tile cutting still, use insulation tape and no hammer action

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

London

Get a firestick download live tv get all channels free cancel tv box

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Brown tea cup stains?

dry damp salt

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Wear a shower cap when you’re cooking. It stops your hair smelling of food smells. Just remember to take it off if you have to answer the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sit at the back of a plane...they don't reverse into mountains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soak greasy pans in a bit of soap powder dissolved in the water they come up ace. Also works for tea stains in cups. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Save old wallpaper rolls for kids to draw/crayon on on the back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t go outside on deck to puke on a ferry, learnt that the hard way!

Soak stuck on pasta in cold water. Lifts right off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To remove fresh blood stains off clothing use cold not warm water

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Glue carpet to the bottom of a pair of slippers.

Saves having to carpet the whole house"

Made me smile

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Don’t go outside on deck to puke on a ferry, learnt that the hard way!

Soak stuck on pasta in cold water. Lifts right off."

Are the two things connected?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When building a PC don't forget to apply the thermal compound to the CPU before, seating your CPU cooler.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To slow time down..

simply watch any Steven Seagal movie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To pick up small shards of glass ,don't use your fingers use a slice of bread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Avoid hiring unlucky people by simply tossing half the CVs in the bin.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Don’t slam a revolving door

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Kettles are NOT good for cooking pasta

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Kettles are NOT good for cooking pasta

But fine for asparagus and mini corn

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Don’t slam a revolving door "

Or walk into one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid having a headache and being irritated by spending the day alone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't put your daughter on the stage

(especially Mrs Worthington)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When planting grass seeds always pour a bottle of whiskey over the lawn.

that way the grass comes up half cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make an anus gaps by fucking it with something that will make it gap, then put your mouth by the edge, ask the woman to open her mouth and start to sing La Cucaracha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touch your ears as soon as you burn yourself or touch something very hot - your body will take away the heat much faster and it won't feel as bad.

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By *lex D.Man
over a year ago

London

Do bottles rather than pints to drink in moderation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In a supermarket or large shops take the milk from the back of the shelves.. which has usually 3 days newer date on. .. fairly obvious one but not many do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tip for the men....Cut a hole in a jalapeno Pepper....Insert your penis....Apparently it feels like a vagina.....Try it you won't be disappointed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A tip for the men....Cut a hole in a jalapeno Pepper....Insert your penis....Apparently it feels like a vagina.....Try it you won't be disappointed

"
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I was just trying it but have now been thrown out of Morrisons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tip for the men....Cut a hole in a jalapeno Pepper....Insert your penis....Apparently it feels like a vagina.....Try it you won't be disappointed

I was just trying it but have now been thrown out of Morrisons

Lol

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

You can poach an egg in the microwave in 30 seconds, lovely on a buttered crumpet for a quick snack.

Tip no 2 ~ pierce yolk and core mug with kitchen paper otherwise it will explode!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To Clean a ceiling fan. when on the ladders use the inside of an old pillow case :make sure the fan is turned off if your particulary thick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

TITS LIKE COCONUTS..

also sunflower seeds and buttered bread

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