FabSwingers.com forum: The word " Fuck" really is the most versatile word in the English language.

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

And here's why .....

Oh Fuck - This is not good / I am in trouble.

Fuck you - No.

Fuck It - I really do not wish to partake in this activity.

Fucks Sake - This hasn't worked out as planned.

Fuckadoodledo - A general feeling of utter dismay.

Fuck Me- I think I've made an error / can I please insert my penis inside your juicy vagina .

Fuck Off - Go away immediately.

Fuckwit - You are a person of limited intelligence.

Fucktard - See above but with a level of intelligence so low you would get beaten in a pub Quiz by a Duck Billed Platypus .

Is there a more versatile word .

I dont think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe, if you're a fucking illiterate fuck

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Fred MacAulay did a joke about how Scots will add fuck to anything. He was at a football match, someone got booked & the guy next to him shouted 'Fuckin... BOO!'

Billy Connolly does a good bit on fuck too.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Fred MacAulay did a joke about how Scots will add fuck to anything. He was at a football match, someone got booked & the guy next to him shouted 'Fuckin... BOO!'

Billy Connolly does a good bit on fuck too."
Hes funny whatever he says

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Fucking Cunt is a particular favourite of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck up?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Fucking Cunt is a particular favourite of mine "
How did I forget that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Fuck up?"
There really is no end to its uses

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Shut the feck up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno i dunt spek good englands

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Shut the feck up

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Well yes , but that's more of an appendage to " fuck up" . But it counts

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Shut the feck up

Well yes , but that's more of an appendage to " fuck up" . But it counts

Right glad about that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Shut the feck up

Well yes , but that's more of an appendage to " fuck up" . But it counts

Right glad about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Challenge..try not saying fuck for 24hrs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Challenge..try not saying fuck for 24hrs"
Nah . Fuck it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck is one of the greatest adjectives as it means nothing when used as an adjective... or should that read it means fuck all when used as a fucking adjective.

Plus it sounds hilarious when old ladies say it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Challenge..try not saying fuck for 24hrs Nah . Fuck it ."

5 min challenge?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Challenge..try not saying fuck for 24hrs Nah . Fuck it .

5 min challenge?

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Ok. I can do that until 1.05 , I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You did better than me .. 30 seconds was my best... And in most talking about sex either

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Fuck the fucking fuckers.

Verb, adjective, noun? You can’t beat the versatility

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Fuck the fucking fuckers.

Verb, adjective, noun? You can’t beat the versatility

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

When someone has broken something

Some fucking fuckers broke the fucking fucker

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Fuck you you fucking fuck...

One of my favourites

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"When someone has broken something

Some fucking fuckers broke the fucking fucker"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Fuck you you fucking fuck...

One of my favourites

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That has some oomph behind it . Well done

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I find that a word that means everything ends up meaning nothing. I rarely use the F word - not because I'm prudish about it but because it's useful to save something for when you mean it.

I remember years ago I worked at a place where there was a highly-aggressive woman who had a vendetta against me. One day, during one of her tirades at me, I dismissively replied to a question from her with "And why don't you just fuck off?" She had literally never heard me say that word before and directing it at her really caught her off-guard and had more of an impact than if I used it frequently.

I remember the Smurfs cartoons in the 80s and how they replaced loads of words with Smurf. In one story one of them was scared and told the others there was a "giant smurf that smurfed smurf" and nobody knew what she was talking about. I feel a bit like that about the F word. It's so common it doesn't really mean anything any more. I think a bit of variety in what we say is no bad thing. Luke

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By *herrySnickersWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Get fucked...

Fuck me dead...

Zero fucks given...

Who gives a fuck...

There must be more...

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By *herrySnickersWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Clusterfuck

Fuckin oath

Absofuckinlutely

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eujTLnCSgJs

The oldies are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Collective noun for a group of fuckers is a fucking fuck of fucking fuckers

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Get fucked...

Fuck me dead...

Zero fucks given...

Who gives a fuck...

There must be more...

Don't fuck with me !

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Fuck Shit Fuck Shit Fuck Shit

This is term to describe when driving at speed through a particularly tight space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am reminded of an passage from a book of anecdotes about National Service, where a National Serviceman overheard one NCO observing to another, while watching a particularly hapless individual break a piece of equipment:

'Oh fucking hell, the fucking idiot's only gone and fucking fucked the fucker'

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Thankyou again for all your fucking contributions

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Fornicate Under the Consent/Command of the King.

-Henry VIII

Not sure if this genuine, but I like the story.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

It was a favourite word of Picasso's. He was always saying, "Of course it fucking looks like her!".

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over a year ago

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

General Custer Where did all them fucking Indians come from?

Mayor of Hiroshima "What the fuck was that?"

Captain of the Titanic "Where's all the fucking water coming from?"

Michelangelo "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"

Einstein "Any fucker could understand that."

Sean Penn "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"

John Lennon "Is that a real fucking gun?"

Donald Campbell "The fucking throttle is stuck."

Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to fucking roll."

Richard Nixon "Who's going to fucking know?"

Niki Lauda "I thought I could fucking smell petrol."

Mark Thatcher "What fucking map?"

Picasso "It does fucking look like her."

Christopher Columbus

"Where the fuck are we?"

Michael Jackson "It's a fucking skin condition"

and more recently "I told you I didn't fucking fuck him!"

Pythagarus "How the fuck did you work that one out?"

Walt Disney "Fuck a duck."

Joan of Arc "I don't suppose it will fucking rain."

George Bush "Fcuk! I can't spell."

Miss Marples "I haven't got a fucking clue."

Noah "Scattered showers, my fucking arse."

Donald Trump "You're fucking fired!"

Judge Judy "Shut the fuck up!"

Paris Hilton "Fuck me."

Ronald Regan to the Pope "Yes it does fucking hurt."

Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066 "Watch him he'll have some fucker's eye out"

John F Kennedy "Who needs that fucking bubble top?"

John F Kennedy "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head."

John F Kennedy Jr. "What's wrong with this fucking altimeter?"

Bill Clinton "I should have fucked her."

Bill Clinton "I didn't fucking inhale!"

Hurricane Katrina "Mardi Fuckin Gras this motherfuckers."

Leonardo da Vinci "Call that a fucking smile?"

Sir Walter Raleigh "That's another good cloak fucked!"

William Tell "Keep Fucking Still."

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It was a favourite word of Picasso's. He was always saying, "Of course it fucking looks like her!"."

That made me laugh ........ like rick from the young ones...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"General Custer Where did all them fucking Indians come from?

Mayor of Hiroshima "What the fuck was that?"

Captain of the Titanic "Where's all the fucking water coming from?"

Michelangelo "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"

Einstein "Any fucker could understand that."

Sean Penn "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"

John Lennon "Is that a real fucking gun?"

Donald Campbell "The fucking throttle is stuck."

Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to fucking roll."

Richard Nixon "Who's going to fucking know?"

Niki Lauda "I thought I could fucking smell petrol."

Mark Thatcher "What fucking map?"

Picasso "It does fucking look like her."

Christopher Columbus

"Where the fuck are we?"

Michael Jackson "It's a fucking skin condition"

and more recently "I told you I didn't fucking fuck him!"

Pythagarus "How the fuck did you work that one out?"

Walt Disney "Fuck a duck."

Joan of Arc "I don't suppose it will fucking rain."

George Bush "Fcuk! I can't spell."

Miss Marples "I haven't got a fucking clue."

Noah "Scattered showers, my fucking arse."

Donald Trump "You're fucking fired!"

Judge Judy "Shut the fuck up!"

Paris Hilton "Fuck me."

Ronald Regan to the Pope "Yes it does fucking hurt."

Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066 "Watch him he'll have some fucker's eye out"

John F Kennedy "Who needs that fucking bubble top?"

John F Kennedy "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head."

John F Kennedy Jr. "What's wrong with this fucking altimeter?"

Bill Clinton "I should have fucked her."

Bill Clinton "I didn't fucking inhale!"

Hurricane Katrina "Mardi Fuckin Gras this motherfuckers."

Leonardo da Vinci "Call that a fucking smile?"

Sir Walter Raleigh "That's another good cloak fucked!"

William Tell "Keep Fucking Still."

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Haha

Available at all good book stores now !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"General Custer Where did all them fucking Indians come from?

Mayor of Hiroshima "What the fuck was that?"

Captain of the Titanic "Where's all the fucking water coming from?"

Michelangelo "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"

Einstein "Any fucker could understand that."

Sean Penn "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"

John Lennon "Is that a real fucking gun?"

Donald Campbell "The fucking throttle is stuck."

Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to fucking roll."

Richard Nixon "Who's going to fucking know?"

Niki Lauda "I thought I could fucking smell petrol."

Mark Thatcher "What fucking map?"

Picasso "It does fucking look like her."

Christopher Columbus

"Where the fuck are we?"

Michael Jackson "It's a fucking skin condition"

and more recently "I told you I didn't fucking fuck him!"

Pythagarus "How the fuck did you work that one out?"

Walt Disney "Fuck a duck."

Joan of Arc "I don't suppose it will fucking rain."

George Bush "Fcuk! I can't spell."

Miss Marples "I haven't got a fucking clue."

Noah "Scattered showers, my fucking arse."

Donald Trump "You're fucking fired!"

Judge Judy "Shut the fuck up!"

Paris Hilton "Fuck me."

Ronald Regan to the Pope "Yes it does fucking hurt."

Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066 "Watch him he'll have some fucker's eye out"

John F Kennedy "Who needs that fucking bubble top?"

John F Kennedy "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head."

John F Kennedy Jr. "What's wrong with this fucking altimeter?"

Bill Clinton "I should have fucked her."

Bill Clinton "I didn't fucking inhale!"

Hurricane Katrina "Mardi Fuckin Gras this motherfuckers."

Leonardo da Vinci "Call that a fucking smile?"

Sir Walter Raleigh "That's another good cloak fucked!"

William Tell "Keep Fucking Still."

Haha

Available at all good book stores now !!"

Brilliant!! Couldn't top that.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

It's fucked = it's broken

It's de-fucked = it's fixed

It's un-de-fuckable = it cannot be fixed

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